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Next Big Thing
05-21-2010, 01:57 PM
they ask you to take off your mask

your only Wrestlemania appearances come by way of MITB matches you never win

you show up to t.v. and the sheet has you jobbing to Hornswoggle... in a squash match

you've failed a wellness test for the third time and don't have merchandise sales in the top 10

Swiss Ultimate
05-21-2010, 01:57 PM
you bang the boss's underage daughter.

CSL
05-21-2010, 01:58 PM
your name is Charlie Haas

The Pope
05-21-2010, 01:58 PM
When Vince McMahons finds out you have actual wrestling abilities

jskinnyg
05-21-2010, 03:38 PM
Insert anything to do with Chavo Guerrero here___________.

Ermaximus
05-21-2010, 03:40 PM
You find yourself losing every week, on Superstars.

Tyler Killer
05-21-2010, 03:40 PM
The IWC dislikes you...

Ermaximus
05-21-2010, 03:42 PM
The IWC dislikes you...

This isn't always the case. The IWC dislikes Cena yet he's being pushed to the moon.

Tyler Killer
05-21-2010, 04:16 PM
This isn't always the case. The IWC dislikes Cena yet he's being pushed to the moon.

It is NEVER the case, it was sarcasm.

Innovator
05-21-2010, 04:17 PM
Noid armbooks you into the Intercontinental or World Title

M-A-G
05-21-2010, 04:18 PM
When you're part of the supplemental drafts that happen on the WWE website.

Ermaximus
05-21-2010, 04:27 PM
You're moved to Raw from Smackdown as 1 one of the "top guys" on Smackdown.

Cuse8
05-21-2010, 04:34 PM
your main airtime consists of segments with the raw guest host

Vastardikai
05-21-2010, 04:39 PM
You go weedin' and speedin'.

Tazz Dan
05-21-2010, 06:15 PM
You botch a move against Randy Orton.

Savio
05-21-2010, 06:18 PM
You are in a tag team that gets split from the draft.

Cool King
05-21-2010, 06:19 PM
You refuse to go to rehab after your first violation of the Wellness Policy.

Ultra Mantis
05-21-2010, 06:27 PM
You spit in the face of people who don't want you to do drugs

Chavo Classic
05-21-2010, 08:25 PM
You're finally brought up to the main roster but only in a tag team with another wrestler from developmental.

Xero
05-21-2010, 08:29 PM
you outpop DX.

Krimzon7
05-21-2010, 09:14 PM
When you eat chicken over somebodys bag in the back.

Krimzon7
05-21-2010, 09:14 PM
When you go crazy and kill your wife and kid, then yourself.

Stickman
05-21-2010, 09:55 PM
You lose to a diva

Next Big Thing
05-21-2010, 10:21 PM
A guy higher on the card than you fucks your girlfriend of four years.

Krimzon7
05-21-2010, 10:50 PM
you won't job to Cena

Ultra Mantis
05-22-2010, 11:48 AM
the sound guy forgets to cue the music for your big run-in

you stand up to take your RKO too quickly

Jimmy Cones
05-22-2010, 12:29 PM
You get no music and are introduced when you are already in the ring.

Rammsteinmad
05-22-2010, 12:59 PM
You don't follow backstage etique [See: John Morrison/Melina/2006]

Vastardikai
05-22-2010, 01:04 PM
Batista has to take his piss test and asks you how to spell your name.

RiX1024
05-23-2010, 04:42 PM
Lose to a jobber.
Lose to a top star in seconds.
Lose to a diva.
The creative got jack all for you.
Botch a move real bad and potato a top star.
Slag off creative and main stars.
Being the weak link from a tag team and get buried after splitting.
When your match is better than the main event.

KIRA
05-23-2010, 05:13 PM
When you are made to be Evan Bournes Jobber/prison bitch

DAMN iNATOR
05-24-2010, 05:36 AM
When fans go to have a piss or smoke break as soon as it's time for your match.

The Jayman
05-24-2010, 09:24 AM
When you don't make it into the next SvR video game

Volare
05-24-2010, 10:25 AM
When Cole dosen't use the word "vinatage" on a manuver you just used.

Razzamajazz
05-24-2010, 04:41 PM
when you don't catch the undertaker as he jumps over the rope to the outside

DLVH84
05-24-2010, 04:49 PM
When Vince McMahon finds out you have actual wrestling abilities

That's why I hate the people running WWE right now. Vince, Steph, and especially Johnny Ace.

When Johnny Ace took the hiring talent job from Jim Ross, he started to immediately hire roided-up bodybuilders and lingerie models, who don't know a wristlock from a wristwatch, rather than male and female wrestlers, who not only look great, but can also know how to wrestle.

I've followed pro wrestling since 1988, and I've seen a lot of ups and downs in this business. To me, WWE is sinking deeper into the abyss. Shawn's gone, and when the day Undertaker retires, mark my words, it will be the nail in the coffin.

Next Big Thing
05-24-2010, 05:11 PM
That's why I hate the people running WWE right now. Vince, Steph, and especially Johnny Ace.

When Johnny Ace took the hiring talent job from Jim Ross, he started to immediately hire roided-up bodybuilders and lingerie models, who don't know a wristlock from a wristwatch, rather than male and female wrestlers, who not only look great, but can also know how to wrestle.

I've followed pro wrestling since 1988, and I've seen a lot of ups and downs in this business. To me, WWE is sinking deeper into the abyss. Shawn's gone, and when the day Undertaker retires, mark my words, it will be the nail in the coffin.

That's not entirely Johnny Ace's fault. He's doing what he does at Vince's behest and rest assured, if Vince didn't like the job he was doing, he'd be gone.

As far as Shawn and Taker go... I believe if there's a top 3 list, those two are in it. But Shawn took four years off and the business made it through. Taker has spent the past few years working a part time schedule on Smackdown no less, yet WWE house show revenues continued to do fine and advertisers/ the USA network didn't threaten to drop Raw unless Taker was moved to Monday nights so save the dramatics.

Sure the quality isn't what we grew up to, but remember, the first time the majority of WWE's target audience probably saw Bret Hart on Raw was when he returned and got kicked in the nuts. They've probably never seen an Owen Hart match, think Jerry Lawler was a part time wrestler who has been an announcer his whole career, and think the Mongo, Benoit, Malenko, and Flair were the only 4 Horsemen.

There's talent there and Wrestling will be fine. Worst case scenario they'll start picking talent from ROH/ Dragon Gate/ TNA to get relevant again like they did ECW. Vince is first and foremost a business man and if he ever sees the rating and revenues go to shit because of a lack of quality wrestling, he will react accordingly.