Burned Britches

[Swiss Ultimate]

Will Haystack Calhoun ever wrestle in the WWE again?
http://www.ponctuation.com/images/haystack_calhoun.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

NEVER SAY NEVER IN THE WWE!!!

[Nark Order]

You're above this kind of behavior. Fuck. Just fuck.

[.44 Magdalene]

Dammit, I lol'd

[Rollermacka]

Will Haystack Calhoun ever wrestle in the WWE again?
http://www.ponctuation.com/images/haystack_calhoun.jpg


Psh, it's not about Haystacks it's all about this guy
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/s/shirleystrimple/01.jpg

[FourFifty]

Swissy, you're a good poster, but goddamn, this is a terrible thread.

[FourFifty]

I've been telling people for years that I want Haystacks in the Hall of Fame.

[Jakob Synn]

NEVER SAY NEVER IN THE WWE!!!

This time you can

[D Mac]

Never heard of him.

[Wishbone]

who exactly is this guy? he looks like a murdering hillbilly

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

Now I want some of these-

http://www.kraftrecipes.com/assets/recipe_images/Chocolate_Haystacks.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

Dammit, I lol'd

That was the desired result.

You're above this kind of behavior. Fuck. Just fuck.

I am going to find your funny bone and when I do I'm going to rub it til you make haha all over yourself.

[FourFifty]

who exactly is this guy? he looks like a murdering hillbilly

Haystacks was a huge box office draw back when wrestling was a regional thing. He was never a main event, but always a solid draw. He was just a big hill billy.

He made a lot of money for Vincent James McMahon when he wrestled up in the New York area. He was a solid draw for them when the WWWF was a floundering company.

His gimmick was emulated by Hall of Famer Hillbilly Jim, and the way he was booked worked for an icon of the industry, the first Hall of Famer, Andre The Giant.

[DAMN iNATOR]

...so here he is
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/hazzard/calhounhumphrey.jpg
:shifty:

[Favre4Ever]

<3

[Kane Knight]

You're above this kind of behavior.

lolno

...so here he is
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/hazzard/calhounhumphrey.jpg
:shifty:

Worst. Porno. EVAR.