Swiss's June Caption thread [Archive]

Swiss Ultimate

06-02-2010, 06:14 PM

In honor of my car being stolen...

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg

Favre4Ever

06-02-2010, 06:25 PM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg

Disgraced after a drug scandal ruined his professional wrestling career, John Cena is hired as a model for a Lowrider magazine.

VSG

06-02-2010, 06:55 PM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg

"Lie, Cheat, Steal" won over "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" finally

Cool King

06-02-2010, 06:57 PM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg

You all think John Cena is posing infront of a car, but little do you know that this picture was actually taken milliseconds before John Cena was fatally mowed down by an Anti-Cena Fan.

FourFifty

06-02-2010, 07:14 PM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg
Cena: DeathToTheSwiss, we just PIMPED YO RIDE!!!!!

VSG

06-02-2010, 07:16 PM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg

Yo dawg, I heard you like to be a WWE superstar. So we put a ring in your car so that you can wrestle while you drive.

Xero

06-02-2010, 07:36 PM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg

Cena: I park right next to stop signs, dawg. Right in the middle of the fliggity street, yo.

legendkillerRKO

06-02-2010, 07:54 PM

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Hi folks, I'm John Cena and I'm here to let you know that i sell cars better than i sell moves. So come on down and get a great deal at the Cenation Auto Station on Oak Road!

Wishbone

06-02-2010, 08:10 PM

jskinnyg

06-02-2010, 10:36 PM

Jimmy Cones

06-03-2010, 06:41 AM

Corporate CockSnogger

06-03-2010, 06:49 AM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg
Nigga stole my car

Swiss Ultimate

06-03-2010, 07:41 AM

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Xero

06-03-2010, 07:45 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0er1RsCpmdc/SWlEA3CBN_I/AAAAAAAAA5k/6a7PE5VyKf8/s400/Jeff+Hardy+hit+and+run+accident.jpg
Jeff: Okokokokokokok.... ok... ok....... ok..... You were driving. We'll tell... okokokokokok... We'll tell everyone you were driving. And I was def not high on pur... okokokokokok... I was not high on purpose.... Matt spiked my... lol Spike... Brownies....

Beth: I think my nose is broken....

Jeff: lol... "Nose" is a funny word. Nosenosenosenosenosenose...

Jimmy Cones

06-03-2010, 07:59 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0er1RsCpmdc/SWlEA3CBN_I/AAAAAAAAA5k/6a7PE5VyKf8/s400/Jeff+Hardy+hit+and+run+accident.jpg

Just found out who stole Swiss's car.

Xero

06-03-2010, 08:07 AM

Peter Griffin: Remember that time I lost all that weight from using heroin and coke?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0er1RsCpmdc/SWlEA3CBN_I/AAAAAAAAA5k/6a7PE5VyKf8/s400/Jeff+Hardy+hit+and+run+accident.jpg

Swiss Ultimate

06-03-2010, 10:42 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0er1RsCpmdc/SWlEA3CBN_I/AAAAAAAAA5k/6a7PE5VyKf8/s400/Jeff+Hardy+hit+and+run+accident.jpg
You'd be in a hurry to if you were in TNA.

Swiss Ultimate

06-06-2010, 11:31 AM

http://blueridgeblog.blogs.com/blue_ridge_blog/images/Pro_wrestling.jpg

Xero

06-06-2010, 01:44 PM

http://blueridgeblog.blogs.com/blue_ridge_blog/images/Pro_wrestling.jpg
Here we can see Clox attempt a Mexican Surfboard.

Volare

06-06-2010, 03:14 PM

http://blueridgeblog.blogs.com/blue_ridge_blog/images/Pro_wrestling.jpg
Here we see pictures from the infamous power line match. First person to touch the power lines wins.

Swiss Ultimate

06-09-2010, 11:53 AM

http://funnyfunda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Strongest-Man-In-The-World-1.png
"Holy fuck, they really made you have an on-screen relationship with an old woman?"
"I don't want to talk about it, dawg."

Blue Demon

06-09-2010, 07:27 PM

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Atlas: OMG!! It's the Predator!!!
Henry: Not this again...

tjmidnight420

06-10-2010, 10:06 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0er1RsCpmdc/SWlEA3CBN_I/AAAAAAAAA5k/6a7PE5VyKf8/s400/Jeff+Hardy+hit+and+run+accident.jpg

I tried to tell you I can't drive when I'm on 8 different narcotics, smoking a blunt, and doing dirty things to you. Wow I am so freaking high. Hey, here comes Matt. I'll tell him he's never been a world champion and he'll burn it. It's ok, the insurance will pay for it.

(This pic should so totally still be the topic. It's a freaking gold mine.)

Swiss Ultimate

06-10-2010, 12:29 PM

All pics in this thread are captionable.

voncouch

06-10-2010, 12:59 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0er1RsCpmdc/SWlEA3CBN_I/AAAAAAAAA5k/6a7PE5VyKf8/s400/Jeff+Hardy+hit+and+run+accident.jpg

Nick Hogan's been on the road again...

Swiss Ultimate

06-10-2010, 01:01 PM

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bollea2341.jpg

Xero

06-10-2010, 01:08 PM

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bollea2341.jpg
A Swiss stole your image.

BillyBonez

06-10-2010, 02:28 PM

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CelebritySmackBlog...our color scheme designer is Hulk Hogan!

Swiss Ultimate

06-11-2010, 12:05 PM

http://hightimes.com/userdata/24/images/24_rvdimg_3401.jpg

tjmidnight420

06-11-2010, 12:37 PM

http://hightimes.com/userdata/24/images/24_rvdimg_3401.jpg

RVD: I Miracle Grow my grass. My shit's better than Willie Nelson's.
or
RVD: Wanna get high?
or
RVD: I can so totally afford the good shit, duuuude. I got plenty of money for pot cause I live in a van down by the river. :shifty:

tjmidnight420

06-11-2010, 12:40 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0er1RsCpmdc/SWlEA3CBN_I/AAAAAAAAA5k/6a7PE5VyKf8/s400/Jeff+Hardy+hit+and+run+accident.jpg

Jeff (into his phone): Duuude.. Yeah I know I haven't even been gone five minutes... I'm so high I couldn't help it. Can I come back and sleep in the passenger seat?

Swiss Ultimate

06-18-2010, 08:52 PM

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Stryker: So, any parting words for the WWE fans?
Bryan: Can I get my parking validated?

Xero

06-18-2010, 08:55 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mnJe47jof_w/S4xjwRzaxJI/AAAAAAAAB6Y/ws-VpRpE3Z8/s400/Picture+7.png
Striker: So what are you going to do now?
Danielson: Well I'm... *looks at Striker's chest*.... You're not wearing a tie.... GOD DAMMIT! *storms off*

addy2hotty

06-18-2010, 09:07 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mnJe47jof_w/S4xjwRzaxJI/AAAAAAAAB6Y/ws-VpRpE3Z8/s400/Picture+7.png

Striker - Daniel, I want you to spit in Cena's face and strangle that weird ring announcer guy who talks without moving his head. Got that?

Bryan - Got it.

Striker - :naughty:

addy2hotty

06-18-2010, 09:08 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0er1RsCpmdc/SWlEA3CBN_I/AAAAAAAAA5k/6a7PE5VyKf8/s400/Jeff+Hardy+hit+and+run+accident.jpg

Coming Soon - The Final Hardy Destination!

Jeff Hardy cheats death and jailtime - but how long before it catches up with him?

addy2hotty

06-18-2010, 09:09 PM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg

Rikishi was once again, doing it for The Rock - this time with help from Bumblebee.

Innovator

06-18-2010, 09:12 PM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg

From the makers of Brokeback Mountain and Gone in 60 Seconds...

The Bi and the Curious

addy2hotty

06-18-2010, 09:14 PM

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Director - We're live Rob.....

RVD - Dude.

addy2hotty

06-18-2010, 09:15 PM

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bollea2341.jpg

Ryan Clark came clean at last.

addy2hotty

06-18-2010, 09:17 PM

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Atlas - Holy cow, it's me from the past. Here take this WWE Almanac, it tells the results of all WWE matches til 2020!

Henry - Hornswoggle over Henry in 4 seconds?

Atlas - The manure, I remember that!

Xero

06-18-2010, 09:25 PM

http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/auto_news/2009/17929050+pheader/112_0903_04l+WWE_wrestler_john_cena+oldsmobile_cutlass_rallye_350.jpg

Haters Gonna Hate.

Swiss Ultimate

06-18-2010, 09:34 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Eddie_Kingston_in_Chikara.jpg
Who the fuck is Daniel Bryan?

Swiss Ultimate

06-19-2010, 10:18 PM

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2010-04/53287440.jpg

BillyBonez

06-19-2010, 10:36 PM

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2010-04/53287440.jpg

Guy on Bottom : This is the weirdest sex position we tried

Guy on top : YOU! STOP LOOKING AT HIS ASS!

Referee : Nice ass buddy!

:rofl:

Xero

06-19-2010, 10:39 PM

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2010-04/53287440.jpg
This caption is Bob Backlund Approved.

Xero

06-20-2010, 10:39 AM

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Belty: WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS WIGGER DO TO ME!?

addy2hotty

06-20-2010, 10:58 AM

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2010-04/53287440.jpg

Backlund - Phew, if I just carry on doing this for a few more years, I can retire with my dignity.......

addy2hotty

06-20-2010, 11:00 AM

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Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries......

Did this Golden Monstrosity attempt to kill a well known and popular childrens entertainer?

Swiss Ultimate

06-20-2010, 03:22 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/19577_1214301272132_456_352.jpg
Cena: I will not quit until I have the belt!
Camera man: You have the belt.
Cena: Oh...

Swiss Ultimate

06-25-2010, 09:02 PM

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/q4cyD76sd5c/0.jpg
"Trust me, when I have my speedo on this will look a lot better."

Swiss Ultimate

06-25-2010, 09:26 PM

http://ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr/HTLM/Photos/Photos_B/Balls_Mahoney/Balls_Mahoney_-_Jonathan_Rechner_22.jpg
"Dixie, when you say that I'm the future of TNA...um...what the fuck are you thinking?"