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The MAC
06-03-2010, 05:12 PM
right, so this girl was plying for a bursary for training from my company but due whole black empowerment deal i couldnt give it to her cus she is white. I wrote her an email informing her of this then i wished her al the best with her future endeavors.

So what wrestling lingo using wrestling lingo in your everyday interactions?

Favre4Ever
06-03-2010, 05:14 PM
Police Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over today, sir?"

Me: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY YOU PULLED ME OVER!!!!!!!"

jskinnyg
06-03-2010, 05:45 PM
Grandmother was complaining about my Mom the other day and I looked at my Brother & said... "Vintage Nanny!"

Nicky Fives
06-03-2010, 06:12 PM
I tend to use the terms "over" "heat" and "pop" when speaking about a certain invidual or crowd during sporting events.....

LuigiD
06-03-2010, 07:14 PM
One of my girlfriend's friends, Mary, was being a bitch to her and sort of back stabbed her. When she told me I went "damn...major heel turn by Mary." She just looked at me like I am a dumb ass and had no idea what I was talking about.

XL
06-03-2010, 07:23 PM
Yeah, I use the term heel when discussing TV shows/movies. As in "Woah. Awesome heel turn by Ben on LOST".

There's also stuff I use amongst friends that also watch wrestling - which then usually catches on with other friends. Woo Woo Woo/You Know It was pretty popular on last years' holiday.

Rollermacka
06-03-2010, 07:56 PM
Hooter's waitress: "Is there everything else I can help you with today?"

(I stand up, step right in front of her so I'm towering above her, begin to snarl, shake and pound on my chest) "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Th3R0CKSays
06-04-2010, 12:47 AM
Yeah.. I actually used the Future Endeavores line in a termination.. It didnt really go over very well because the employee stormed out of the HR Office and refused to take his final check or sign the termination papers.

When I hold Department meetings with my staff, I always use the line "in the interest of fairness." Oh, and when someone goes off on someone around the office, and I am telling the story, I always say that they cut a promo.

The Pope
06-04-2010, 12:49 AM
Police Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over today, sir?"

Me: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY YOU PULLED ME OVER!!!!!!!"

:rofl:

The Mackem
06-04-2010, 03:39 AM
I call all my workers Hulkamaniacs and when I have to lay people off I label it the Survivor Series.

DAMN iNATOR
06-04-2010, 03:43 AM
I sometimes do use a wrestling term every now and again in everyday convo, but I try not to do it too often, mainly because it just seems so weird.

RiX1024
06-04-2010, 04:40 AM
I only use wrestling terms when i talk about wrestling to people, which is rarely around where i come from.

Poit
06-04-2010, 07:22 PM
I use "face" and "heel" when talking to my gaming group, since they know the terms from TV Tropes.

Shadrick
06-06-2010, 04:51 AM
i say "over" all the time. I also say "yo, I marked out" and people are just like "huh?"

Razzamajazz
06-06-2010, 07:03 PM
i sometimes say "know your role and shut your mouth" to subordinates

mike adamle
06-06-2010, 07:27 PM
I called my principle a parrot and a poor man's replacement for J.R.

Dirk Ziggler
06-09-2010, 07:51 PM
There's this small group of people that hang out with the supervisors and kiss the supervisors ass. I refer them "The Kliq" to everybody cause they get out of doing some of the shitty work and get special treatment.

tjmidnight420
06-09-2010, 07:59 PM
I wanted to get a co-worker fired so i dressed up like him and filmed 'him' raping a recently deceased older woman in the office. I showed the footage at her funeral and claimed it happened 'moments ago'. I showed it three more times throughout the funeral for fear anyone forgot and at the end as she was being lowered into her grave, i posed like The Undertaker and started chanting 'Na Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye'.
I was fired the following morning

Dude with a little more thought that would've been hilarious.

Crimson
06-09-2010, 08:23 PM
Some years back i'd use some of the Rock's lines. Like when in a convo with someone and I understood what they were saying i'd be like " Yea I smell what you're cookin"

I'd also throw in the typical "Jabroni" and "candyass" when insulting my friends in a jokingly way

BillyBonez
06-10-2010, 02:46 PM
I use wrestling terms IRL only with ppl who I know watch wrestling too cuz otherwise I dont wanna look like a dork lol