Official 3 Hour RAW Thread for 06/07/10 - Taboo Cyber Monday

[Xero]

Sup?

RAW Chat - http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[Volare]

It's Monday Fella!

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/04fa6fc3.jpg

[Volare]

?

[Xero]

Exactly.

[Favre4Ever]

sold.

[Volare]

Sheamus will debut this as his new finisher on Cena.


http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars2/sheamus-oshaunessy-07.jpg

[Corndad]

This Raw could be great if they work it right. I'm seeing alot of gimmick matches.

[Xero]

Sheamus will debut this as his new finisher on Cena.


http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars2/sheamus-oshaunessy-07.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/sheamuscrayon.jpg

[Volare]

Well to be fair, he has gotten kinda minamally tan since last week....unless WWE bought new lights to make him LOOK darker.

[BillyBonez]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/sheamuscrayon.jpg

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

This gave me the idea to put SOMETHING ELSE in his hand that would be waaay funny but not PG even for this forum :(

It would be a cool finish to rival the 5 knuckle shuffle for Cena tho

[VSG]

I still don't see the link for putting in any votes. Is it just for "WWE Universe" members?

[Volare]

Talk about litterally being written in your face...or on your face.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Fuck...forgot it was that shitty-ass Viewer's Choice night or whatever.

[Xero]

I think the other wrestlers are just putting on more fake tan.

lol at how, since the HD shift, you can clearly see where the fake tan starts and ends.

[Flash Funk]

Where can I vote? What is happening?

[Xero]

I'm assuming that voting starts when RAW starts.

[Jeritron]

Can we vote for Rob Terry?

[BillyBonez]

Can we vote for Rob Terry?

Vote him for what?

[Xero]

Everything.

[Xero]

Night of 1000 Rob Terrys.

[Volare]

Vote him for what?


Are you out of your fucking mind? Wait, yes you are.

[BillyBonez]

Night of 1000 Rob Terrys.

Sounds like a sexy night

Are you out of your fucking mind? Wait, yes you are.

Actually im one of the most logical ppl on here

[Xero]

lol now I want to take a "I Voted for Rob Terry" sign to Fatal Four Way.

[Jeritron]

4 Corners of Rob Terry IYH

[Xero]

I want to play No Mercy and create a Rob Terry with 4 slightly differing attires now.

[Jeritron]

The only thing better than 4 Rob Terrys with different attire is 4 Rob Terrys with no attire

[Xero]

What about five Rob Terrys with no attire?

[Xero]

A Royal Rumble of 30 naked Rob Terrys!

[Jeritron]

TerryTron5000

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>WHICH SUPERSTAR SHOULD JOHN CENA FACE?

A. Randy Orton
B. Christian
C. Hornswoggle

*B*

Sorry, but Christian got stuck in traffic and is thus unable to compete. Your vote has been counted towards choice A - Randy Orton.</font>

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/tnatagcamp.jpg

[Jeritron]

The Swog is winning that.

WIND THE SWOG!

[Jeritron]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/tnatagcamp.jpg

Rob Terry is the sum of all mystery behind LOST

[BillyBonez]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a82a43c238.jpg

[Jeritron]

I hate it when I'm tied to an 8 bit whore house with a TNA ring rope

[BillyBonez]

This is the hottest thread in all the time I have been on TPWW. Rob Terry discussion, Rob Terry naked talk, Rob Terry tied up, OMGOZ. :love: :love: :love:

[owenbrown]

vintage 3 hour RAW

[ClockShot]

So uh, like I asked last week, how's this fan control thing gonna go down? Text vote, polls at wwe.com, random telephone calls, viewer e-mail?

[Anybody Thrilla]

John Cena will claim that he knows what the people want, so he'll decide all the matches on our behalf.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The voting will be fixed, surely.</font>

[Ermaximus]

I want to play No Mercy and create a Rob Terry with 4 slightly differing attires now.

Rob Terry vs Rob Terry vs Rob Terry vs Rob Terry for the Rob Terry Title with special guest ref Rob Terry.

[Corndad]

Kinda hoping Rampage knocks someone out tonight

[Ermaximus]

Kinda hoping Rampage knocks someone out tonight

Where's Hornswoggle when you really need him?

[ClockShot]

Is it possible to give Randy Orton the title for absolute no reason?

[Londoner]

randy randy randy

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm glad Bret isn't wearing an adjustable hat, sunglasses, and jean shorts.

[Corndad]

I hear voices...

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT A SLING!

[Londoner]

:(

[ClockShot]

Listen to him, Bret.

[Londoner]

lol if the crowd boo's

[Londoner]

great choices

[Corndad]

One Arm Match. Brilliant lol

[ClockShot]

How about D. Randy drops the sling and just goes all out?

[Ultra Mantis]

So close to having that sit up contest :(

[Londoner]

haaah, this is lame.

[ClockShot]

For once, the fix is in. :roll:

And how long do you have to vote?

[Londoner]

oooooooooh a bodyslam challenge, EXCITING

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>C'monnnnn Submission Match!</font>

[VSG]

Actually voted for submission match, they BETTER have it win.

[owenbrown]

<s>we can't vote cause it's NOT on the website....fucking lame and rigged </s> nevermind

[Londoner]

Actually voted for submission match, they BETTER have it win.

i voted bodyslam challenge

desperately wanna see it

[Providence Peep]

There is no link to click on to vote!

[Stealth-Icon]

This show is really sucked to start off, I hope that it get better

[Rev. Hallowell]

Voted for submission match

[Londoner]

There is no link to click on to vote!

yes there is

[Corndad]

Shocking.

[Londoner]

HAHA

[ClockShot]

Told ya.

[Providence Peep]

yes there is

I'm not seeing it

[Corndad]

lol at Jericho's face

[Rev. Hallowell]

above the main window. Gray bar.

[Londoner]

I'm not seeing it

Have a closer look. Cant remember where exactly it was but it is there.

[Corndad]

Maybe a Barrett Run In here?

[Londoner]

Maybe a Barrett Run In here?

probably

[Rev. Hallowell]

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[Londoner]

oh well

[VSG]

Got a pic of the voting screen in here.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>VOTE FOR THE DUDEBUSTERS</font>

[ClockShot]

Dudebusters?

[Rev. Hallowell]

Khali & Horni

[Stealth-Icon]

Where's Archer and Hawkins?

[Ultra Mantis]

I voted Dudebusters.

[VSG]

They are on their last week to prove they can make an impact, guess they are not "fit" for this.

[owenbrown]

over/under 13 times Mitchell Cole mentions tonight is a 3 hour show

[Stealth-Icon]

I can not like the Dudebusters until they change their name

[Providence Peep]

I voted Khali and Hornswoggle

[Rev. Hallowell]

Vintage Three Hour Show!

[Londoner]

over/under 13 times Mitchell Cole mentions tonight is a 3 hour show

Its not like its anything special now anyway, they just had a 3 hour show a few weeks ago with no ads.....

[VSG]

over/under 13 times Mitchell Cole mentions tonight is a 3 hour show

I vote Loose Cannon.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Natalya...or as she'll be known one day, Natalya Hallowell.

[Stealth-Icon]

They are on their last week to prove they can make an impact, guess they are not "fit" for this.


I see them coming in for a run in

[Rev. Hallowell]

Khali & Horni wins!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I bet all the polls are going to be this fucking obvious</font> :roll:

[Providence Peep]

The only way to vote is to join the chat?

[ClockShot]

Fans are stupid.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This show has pissed me off thoroughly thus far.

[Stealth-Icon]

Viewers choice should be changed to WWE Executives Choice

[ClockShot]

Ms. Neidhart looking fabulous tonight.

[Londoner]

and your future tag team champions.........

[Rev. Hallowell]

1-1 so far.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought Khali said he was going back to India, and I thought Hornswoggle was killed by Dolph Ziggler.

[Londoner]

boring

[Anybody Thrilla]

I feel like that's the first time Hornswoggle has ever been pinned.

[Londoner]

wtf eh

[ClockShot]

Huh?

[Stealth-Icon]

This show has been a major disappointment so far

[Rev. Hallowell]

Even Jerry Lawler doesn't want to watch Raw

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>King just left, this Raw just got better</font>

[Londoner]

SAVE US DANIEL BRYAN

[Ultra Mantis]

Lawler has gone to hire the A-Team.

[McLegend]

LOL Kane is going to be involved in another terrible storyline.

[ClockShot]

Lawler has gone to hire the A-Team.

He's gotta find them and afford them, first.

[Rev. Hallowell]

They forgot to put the cheerleader manniquin into the casket.

[Providence Peep]

We can only vote in the WWE chatroom?

[Londoner]

and what exactly will the guest hosts do?

[ClockShot]

What are the odds the guest host segments are taped again?

[KIRA]

You know awesome speech from Kane aside this whole Taker in a "vegetative state" thing is dumb and on you tube there are people who actually believe this is the truth.
Markism is not dead people!

[Rev. Hallowell]

The morons on youtube will argue that Kane and Taker are actual brothers.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>WE WANT NEESON *clap clap clapclapclap*</font>

[Londoner]

and the point in that was.........

?

[Rev. Hallowell]

That was short but...pointless.

[ClockShot]

Can't believe they aren't using the actual theme music to the show.

[ClockShot]

WE WANT NEESON *clap clap clapclapclap*

He wouldn't be caught dead on this show.

[KIRA]

The morons on youtube will argue that Kane and Taker are actual brothers.

I KNOW! I LOVE PEOPLE LIKE THIS!

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is the gayest thing of all time.

[ClockShot]

So, where's the APA?

[Rev. Hallowell]

What's worse, how bad this crap is or the fact that it's better than TNA?

[BobBitchen]

This is the gayest thing of all time.

i concur

[KIRA]

Do the Bella twins have to whore themselves out to every guest host?

[Stealth-Icon]

Liam Neeson is the only one smart enough from the movie not to embarrass himself by showing up to this.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Gee, I wonder what's winning this one</font>

[Stealth-Icon]

Do the Bella twins have to whore themselves out to every guest host?

They can only do what they are good at. Being whores

[ClockShot]

D. Skip match altogether.

[Stealth-Icon]

The morons on youtube will argue that Kane and Taker are actual brothers.


Just like Edge and Christian and the Dudleys

[Providence Peep]

Dance Off!

[Anybody Thrilla]

If my girlfriend wasn't asleep on the couch right now, I'd be thoroughly embarrassed to watch this.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Liam Neeson is the only one smart enough from the movie not to embarrass himself by showing up to this.

Why not? He was in The Phantom Menace...

[Stealth-Icon]

Rampage is too embarassed to admit who he is now as a MMA fighter. He would rather be known as BA

[Stealth-Icon]

Why not? He was in The Phantom Menace...


He is one of my favorite actors. I mean that he is the only one smart enough not to show up on this horrible show tonight

[Anybody Thrilla]

The most dangerous man to have done absolutely nothing of note.

[KIRA]

Liam Neeson is the only one smart enough from the movie not to embarrass himself by showing up to this.

And thats why he still has my and I'm guessing the rest of the film watching public's respect.


I can never shake the thought that Santino is actually very capable of beating
a man to death

[ClockShot]

Shoot me.

[Rev. Hallowell]

2-1...that was a blowout. Much to the shegrin of the IWC.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Might do something I haven't done in ages - cut out of Raw extremely early. This is horrible.</font>

[owenbrown]

it's a very special option C 3 hour raw vintage damn viper randy orton episodic

[Stealth-Icon]

just wait, Koz will tear up the ring with his dancing skills

[Rev. Hallowell]

He is one of my favorite actors. I mean that he is the only one smart enough not to show up on this horrible show tonight

It was a joke...I actually liked TPM :$

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, Santino does have some pretty sick moves.

[ClockShot]

Yo Vito, is the draft on MLB channel?

[Rev. Hallowell]

MOSCOW!

[Rev. Hallowell]

Cole said Vintage! *Drinks*

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well, it looks like Kozlov is entering his final 'push' in WWE before his release.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Dammit, Lesbian gangbang isn't an option.

[ClockShot]

Again. D. Skip match altogether.

[KIRA]

That stomach roll just beat out the Chris Masters pec dance for "images I want violently wiped from my mind"

[Stealth-Icon]

I hate the PG era.

Where is the:
1. Bra and panties match
2. Water balloon fight
3. Slumber party match

[Stealth-Icon]

Or
4. HOT LESBIAN ACTION

[Anybody Thrilla]

HOT! LESBIAN! ACTION!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, that.

[Providence Peep]

Alex Riley has been in dark matches for the past three years

[VSG]

I was about to say option 3 wins again, but I am pretty sure they will go with the battle royal.

[owenbrown]

epic wrestlecrap Raw

[Corndad]

Miss the Days of Dawn Marie and Torrie in a Hotel Room options lol

[VSG]

Miss the Days of Dawn Marie and Torrie in a Hotel Room options lol

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[RGWhat316]

I respect womens wrestling and all, but when most of these girls really cant wrestle anyways. Bring on the B & P matches! Or even better, HLA!

[Stealth-Icon]

I respect womens wrestling and all, but when most of these girls really cant wrestle anyways. Bring on the B & P matches! Or even better, HLA!


I agree. I would much rather start seeing the women as valets and drop half of them from wrestling, which only about 4 of them can handle to do.

[Rev. Hallowell]

3-1

[KIRA]

How is this audience not asleep or rioting right now?

[Corndad]

Lets just act its a 2 Hour Raw and say that first hour didn't happen

[Stealth-Icon]

How is this audience not asleep or rioting right now?

They release a mind controling fragrance in the air to make you feel like what you are watching is entertaining.

[Rev. Hallowell]

WHERE THE FUCK IS NATALYA HALLOWELL!?

[ClockShot]

WHERE THE FUCK IS NATALYA HALLOWELL!?

Being a valet. As she should be.

[Providence Peep]

The winner of this match gets a year's supply of free feminine hygiene products!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lets just act its a 2 Hour Raw and say that first hour didn't happen

I'm with Corndad.

[KIRA]

Lets just act its a 2 Hour Raw and say that first hour didn't happen

Like a Chris Benoit match gotcha :y:

[Stealth-Icon]

WHERE THE FUCK IS NATALYA HALLOWELL!?

she actually knows how to wrestle. Therefore she can not be allowed in the ring with the rest of the women

[Anybody Thrilla]

They just bit that finish from Bad News Brown and Bret Hart. Jillian should come back in and destroy a giant trophy now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Michael Cole is the absolute worst.

[Providence Peep]

They just bit that finish from Bad News Brown and Bret Hart. Jillian should come back in and destroy a giant trophy now.

HAHAHAHAHAH
I remember that (even though most of the people here never saw it).

[ClockShot]

WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, FELLA!

[KIRA]

I do love the inflection in Coles voice "who did you choose? The Great Khali and Hornswoggle!"

sounded like WTF is wrong with you people!

[Corndad]

They should make the Sheamus stipulation that if he loses he has to tan and look like a Lobster next week Fella.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Kane took out Undertaker...I can see it coming.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Gotta love how WWE pretty much tell you who to vote for</font>

[Rev. Hallowell]

Voting for Evan Boring. Want to see him get killed.

[Ultra Mantis]

Mark Henry swerve.

[Stealth-Icon]

So Evan Borne it is for this one i am guessing

[dronepool]

Voted for Kane.

[Corndad]

Kane took out Undertaker...I can see it coming.

Watch it be something stupid like a third brother... Abel...

[KIRA]

I want to be Kane so that everywhere I wlk can be bathed in red glow

[Anybody Thrilla]

It was Eater's Choice on my lunch break today! The options were as follows:

***

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR LUNCH TODAY?

A) A bucket of period blood

B) A brick

C) A sandwich

[Rev. Hallowell]

Watch it be something stupid like a third brother... Abel...

I think their brother Abyss is currently working for Jeff Jarrett's Minor Leagues.

[Stealth-Icon]

It was Eater's Choice on my lunch break today! The options were as follows:

***

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR LUNCH TODAY?

A) A bucket of period blood

B) A brick

C) A sandwich


B
You can never go wrong with a good brick

[KIRA]

Watch it be something stupid like a third brother... Abel...

It'll end up being Rikishi

he didn't do it for himself he did it for the Rock

[Rev. Hallowell]

3-2

[Krimzon7]

WTF is this bullshit.

[KIRA]

crap what about Bournes push?

[Stealth-Icon]

crap what about Bournes push?


His push out of the way on his way out the door?

[Krimzon7]

crap what about Bournes push?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

It's so funny because he's little.

[Rev. Hallowell]

I've wanted to see Bourne get a huge push, I was just hoping a cliff, building, or traffic was involved.

[Providence Peep]

Who REALLY took out The Undertaker?

A. Kelly Kelly
B. Daniel Bryan
C. Kamala

[KIRA]

Seriously though, you should be hanged for watching this shit.

unless you can provide a rope and the gallows shut the fuck up.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Who REALLY took out The Undertaker?

A. Kelly Kelly
B. Daniel Bryan
C. Kamala

Michelle McCool.

[Stealth-Icon]

I can provide both


Test them both out on yourself before handing them out to make sure that they are in top working order.

[Rev. Hallowell]

I want to see Natalya in

A. Good Housekeeping
B. Detroit, MI
C. My bed

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>These polls are just about on par with something like:

WHO DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH?

A. Awesome Kong

B. Rosie Lottalove

C. Maryse</font>

[Rev. Hallowell]

<font color=goldenrod>These polls are just about on par with something like:

WHO DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH?

A. Awesome Kong

B. Rosie Lottalove

C. Maryse</font>

B. That's not a joke.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is the best match on Raw so far. Weird.

[ClockShot]

You were saying?

[Anybody Thrilla]

nvm

[ClockShot]

Some choices for Cena.

[Stealth-Icon]

This is the best match on Raw so far. Weird.


That isn't saying much.


Big Slow vs Jericho
Khali and the Swog in a tag match
Dance Off
Dyke DivaRoyal

[KIRA]

Im gonna say ok opening match.

I'm guessing that in addition to Kanes laundry list of psychiatric problems we are gonna be adding either spilt personality disorder or dissociative identity disorder in the near future

[Stealth-Icon]

The show just got 7X's better just by showing a clip of Wade

[KIRA]

I bet just Wade Barret saying his name in an argument settles it right then and there

[ClockShot]

VIRGIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KIRA]

Virgil!

[Stealth-Icon]

I bet just Wade Barret saying his name in an argument settles it right then and there


He is in a class along with Chuck Norris and Steve Blackman

[ClockShot]

I thought Faceman was supposed to be the master impersonator?

[Rev. Hallowell]

IRS!

[Stealth-Icon]

Virgil would kick the shit out of Rampage

[KIRA]

IRS!

[Stealth-Icon]

Good god this is awful

[RawRocks]

pointless segment

[Emperor Smeat]

Lesson learned today: pay your taxes or else Virgil will give off gas.

[KIRA]

Hey look wrestling

[Ultra Mantis]

What the hell? Random Irwin R Harris appearance.

[owenbrown]

WWE is fucking retarded now

[Rev. Hallowell]

Christian Cage & Zack Ride her.

[ClockShot]

Went with Morrison so we get the best entrance ever.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wish someone would gas me.

[KIRA]

The only good thing about the Twilight series is that they are getting out of the way fast

[Stealth-Icon]

I wish someone would gas me.


Pete Gas

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/gas.jpg

[Stealth-Icon]

The only good thing about the Twilight series is that they are getting out of the way fast


I hear that the best action in the movie is in the end credits

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wish somebody would Joey Abs me.

[Stealth-Icon]

I wish somebody would Joey Abs me.


http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/abs.jpg

[Ultra Mantis]

Christian and Ziggler for the obvious choice.

[KIRA]

I hear that the best action in the movie is in the end credits
To reiterate http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a123/Gra7es/11534_1204466631911_1235986687_3061.jpg

[Stealth-Icon]

To reiterate http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a123/Gra7es/11534_1204466631911_1235986687_3061.jpg



lol

[Rev. Hallowell]

Fuck Johnny Nitro

[ClockShot]

NOW LISTEN, THIS AIN'T NO MAKEBELIEVE!

[Stealth-Icon]

Fuck Johnny Nitro


No thanks, the whole dick thing will get in the way

[RawRocks]

Please let there be a Daniel Bryan run in

[Rev. Hallowell]

4-3

Got Zack, but not Cage.

[RawRocks]

Zack RYder :nono:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>RYDER WINS!</font>

[Stealth-Icon]

Long Island Ice Z

[Providence Peep]

What's TPWW's general consensus on R-Truth?