View Full Version : Why must they keep doing this?
Gerard
06-08-2010, 05:47 AM
Why is it anytime someone loses a hair vs hair match the next night they always seem to show up trying to hide it?
We had Molly Holly a few years back wearing a wig.
We had Kurt Angle wearing a wig.
We had Vince running about with a hat welded to his head for months.
And now Punk with this retarded looking mask.
Talk about flogging a dead horse, is that just standard WWE procedure that if someone is shaved "bald" that they need to try and "hilariously" disguise it for months on end? Only person i can remember that didn't run about with a hat on was Nash with his buzzcut. :roll:
I dunno, but CM Punk in a mask is great
Shadrick
06-08-2010, 05:59 AM
wouldn't it be hilarious, if by the time he took his mask off, he had long hair again? CM PUNK IS SMARTER THAN YOUUU
RiX1024
06-08-2010, 06:15 AM
to add comic relief when the opponent takes the wig/hat/mask off.
Favre4Ever
06-08-2010, 07:00 AM
I mean the hair vs. hair angle is pretty worn out in general, as long as that part exists the covering it part likely will as well.
YoungFlyFlashy
06-08-2010, 09:13 AM
They do it to continue the suspense. Basically one last milk drop left to milk in the angle to make it go for another 2 months or so.
YoungFlyFlashy
06-08-2010, 09:14 AM
Another thing people have to remember is that you may see it overdone because you've seen it, but their are new fans all the time that haven't seen it done or overdone. So it's new and fresh to them still. The wrestling fans from the 90's isn't the only fan watching wrestling lol.
Skippord
06-08-2010, 09:17 AM
Maybe CM Punk is just really bad looking bald
Innovator
06-08-2010, 09:20 AM
Maybe CM Punk is just really bad looking bald
The mask is the only way to keep Serena from making it TV-M
Gerard
06-08-2010, 09:33 AM
IMAGINE YOUR HEAD WAS SHAVED AGAINST YOUR WILL.
NOW WHAT WOULD YOU DO NEXT?
WEAR A HAT?
A WIG?
MAYBE CM PUNK IS REACTING HOW A NORMAL PERSON WOULD IN SAID SITUATION??????
Fucking cop on man and use your brain will you. Most these threads are fucking simpleton's posting about stuff they dont understand. Take a second and THINK about it.Jesus Christ
Who let the forum retard out of its cage?
Nice answer though and i can totally see how a person in a real life situation would take to wearing a mask.
ImAnIdiot
06-08-2010, 09:40 AM
Me and my wife were discussing it and think there is a small possibility the mask may also be a way have been a way of protecting the staples he received after OTL and they just keeping it now to cover that reason up.
YoungFlyFlashy
06-08-2010, 09:45 AM
Me and my wife were discussing it and think there is a small possibility the mask may also be a way have been a way of protecting the staples he received after OTL and they just keeping it now to cover that reason up.
You might be onto something.
Gerard
06-08-2010, 09:48 AM
Me and my wife were discussing it and think there is a small possibility the mask may also be a way have been a way of protecting the staples he received after OTL and they just keeping it now to cover that reason up.
Possibly, though i can see someone in WWE creative after the match have a light bulb pop over his head and think "this wig shit has been done to death". Then after several days and thousands of dollars of brainstorming they think the mask would make it totally diffferent. :y:
YoungFlyFlashy
06-08-2010, 09:53 AM
Why is it anytime someone loses a hair vs hair match the next night they always seem to show up trying to hide it?
We had Molly Holly a few years back wearing a wig.
We had Kurt Angle wearing a wig.
We had Vince running about with a hat welded to his head for months.
And now Punk with this retarded looking mask.
Talk about flogging a dead horse, is that just standard WWE procedure that if someone is shaved "bald" that they need to try and "hilariously" disguise it for months on end? Only person i can remember that didn't run about with a hat on was Nash with his buzzcut. :roll:
Possibly, though i can see someone in WWE creative after the match have a light bulb pop over his head and think "this wig shit has been done to death". Then after several days and thousands of dollars of brainstorming they think the mask would make it totally diffferent. :y:
Fan 1: "The know it all": Usually this fan comes from the 90's, and they are always saying stuff like, "This again?", "Why are they trying to bring this back alive?", "What is this PG stuff?", & even a "Cena Sucks!". Yadda yadda like that. Basically this fan refuses to let go of their childhood and doesn't want to accept the new times.
:y:
Kane Knight
06-08-2010, 10:01 AM
The mask adds a whole new level to CM Punk's character. It's like they completely reinvented him.
...Hey, it worked for Undertaker.
Gerard
06-08-2010, 10:05 AM
Fan 1: "The know it all": Usually this fan comes from the 90's, and they are always saying stuff like, "This again?", "Why are they trying to bring this back alive?", "What is this PG stuff?", & even a "Cena Sucks!". Yadda yadda like that. Basically this fan refuses to let go of their childhood and doesn't want to accept the new times.
:y:
Pish, we've had a few hair vs hair matches in the last 10 years, its not something that gets used that often but when it does the outcome is always exactly the same. "Hilarity" ensues as the bald guy tries everything to cover his head in a "sport" that is all about physicality. The only different thing they done this time was make him wear a mask instead oaf a wig attached with a chin strap.
And how exactly are these the "new times" when this shit has been done to death? Oh wait sorry i forgot, wwe seems to think we have the memory duration of a goldfish on lsd.
YoungFlyFlashy
06-08-2010, 10:23 AM
Pish, we've had a few hair vs hair matches in the last 10 years, its not something that gets used that often but when it does the outcome is always exactly the same. "Hilarity" ensues as the bald guy tries everything to cover his head in a "sport" that is all about physicality. The only different thing they done this time was make him wear a mask instead oaf a wig attached with a chin strap.
And how exactly are these the "new times" when this shit has been done to death? Oh wait sorry i forgot, wwe seems to think we have the memory duration of a goldfish on lsd.
Exactly, new times, did not say anything about new ideas. New times equals a brand new set of fans and people that may of never experienced some of things we may have. What GREAT IDEA can the WWE do that hasn't been done yet? I swear it's like once wrestling fans hit their 20's or so they appoint themselves armchair bookers. Give it up, watching anything for atleast 10 or so years, I am positive your bound to see the samething again. If anything, WWE bookers should be commended for not doing the "ol' wig" routine part of the gimmick, and reinvent the angle with a mask this time. They were given an angle, and came up with a brand new outcome for it, to further build the suspense. Give it a rest.
Also, in these last ten years, the WWE has introduced so many new ideas, so how about we stop picking apart a already used gimmick, when the newer ideas are outweighing the recycled ideas in the last 10 years.
Gerard
06-08-2010, 10:29 AM
Exactly, new times, did not say anything about new ideas. New times equals a brand new set of fans and people that may of never experienced some of things we may have. What GREAT IDEA can the WWE do that hasn't been done yet? I swear it's like once wrestling fans hit their 20's or so they appoint themselves armchair bookers. Give it up, watching anything for atleast 10 or so years, I am positive your bound to see the samething again. If anything, WWE bookers should be commended for not doing the "ol' wig" routine part of the gimmick, and reinvent the angle with a mask this time. They were given an angle, and came up with a brand new outcome for it, to further build the suspense. Give it a rest.
Yeah new times rehashing old ideas. Clearly wwe have taken the hollywood approach to things. The same shit with different people playing the parts essentially.
And yeah they should be commended for replacing a wig with a mask, i just wonder how many months it took for them to make that radically sweeping change in the storyline. :roll:
YoungFlyFlashy
06-08-2010, 10:36 AM
Yeah new times rehashing old ideas. Clearly wwe have taken the hollywood approach to things. The same shit with different people playing the parts essentially.
And yeah they should be commended for replacing a wig with a mask, i just wonder how many months it took for them to make that radically sweeping change in the storyline. :roll:
Hollywood? Uhm try the whole world rotates on that. Same shit diffrent toilet.
So clearly from your stand point, you could careless how WWE makes changes and improvements to angles to where you wil just pick it apart and wonder about something that you truly will never know the answer to. Why does it matter how long it took? It was done at the right time.
Gerard
06-08-2010, 10:44 AM
Hollywood? Uhm try the whole world rotates on that. Same shit diffrent toilet.
So clearly from your stand point, you could careless how WWE makes changes and improvements to angles to where you wil just pick it apart and wonder about something that you truly will never know the answer to. Why does it matter how long it took? It was done at the right time.
How the fuck is changing a wig to a mask an improvement? It all comes down to the same thing, "wrestler b" who has had his hair cut is trying everthing he can not to let people see that its cut. Who actually cares? When it eventually gets taken off we get 10 seconds of the crowd jeering and thats it.
Just amuses me you're commending wwe for a tiny change to a comedy storyline. I suppose if next year a guy gets his hair cut and comes out the next night wearing a pancake on his head you'll be first to start a bandwagon commending wwe for this innovative change to a storyline?
Kane Knight
06-08-2010, 10:59 AM
The only different thing they done this time was make him wear a mask instead oaf a wig attached with a chin strap.
See? Completely different.
Gerard
06-08-2010, 11:00 AM
See? Completely different.
Indeed :y:
Favre4Ever
06-08-2010, 11:33 AM
CM Punk having to wear a mask now is also a twist of irony, due to the fact that he's been trying to get Rey unmasked for several months now.
Rammsteinmad
06-08-2010, 12:07 PM
Why is it anytime someone loses a hair vs hair match the next night they always seem to show up trying to hide it?
We had Molly Holly a few years back wearing a wig.
We had Kurt Angle wearing a wig.
We had Vince running about with a hat welded to his head for months.
And now Punk with this retarded looking mask.
Talk about flogging a dead horse, is that just standard WWE procedure that if someone is shaved "bald" that they need to try and "hilariously" disguise it for months on end? Only person i can remember that didn't run about with a hat on was Nash with his buzzcut. :roll:
I think the real question is WHY didn't Kevin Nash go all the way bald? (Besides starring in an upcoming Punisher film).
Jordan
06-08-2010, 12:17 PM
The reason they do that is to piss you off.
Gerard
06-08-2010, 12:17 PM
I think the real question is WHY didn't Kevin Nash go all the way bald? (Besides starring in an upcoming Punisher film).
Nash is about the only one that storyline wise didn't throw a bitch fit after the deed was done. Even though he did look like a skinny oversized Guile when it was done. :lol:
whiteyford
06-08-2010, 01:02 PM
Mask vs. Mask match, if the feud with Mysterio carrys on maybe.
The Pope
06-08-2010, 01:53 PM
IMAGINE YOUR HEAD WAS SHAVED AGAINST YOUR WILL.
NOW WHAT WOULD YOU DO NEXT?
WEAR A HAT?
A WIG?
MAYBE CM PUNK IS REACTING HOW A NORMAL PERSON WOULD IN SAID SITUATION??????
Fucking cop on man and use your brain will you. Most these threads are fucking simpleton's posting about stuff they dont understand. Take a second and THINK about it.Jesus Christ
That's exactly what I was thinking. :y:
Jeritron
06-08-2010, 02:20 PM
It's selling the gimmick. The entire point is to put over the fact that they're humiliated and uncomfortable with having their head shaved.
If they didn't care, then there would be no resistance behind the stipulation in the first place, and there would be no gimmick.
If they come out failing to sell the fact that they've been bamboozled, then there was no point in having a hair vs hair match in the first place.
Gerard
06-08-2010, 02:57 PM
You are some kinda new breed of horsefucker, what an idiotic thing to say! Clearly you didnt understand me since your attempt at 'humour' made you look like a cuntbubble. You sad sad bitch
Is that it? I mean thats all you have? "cuntbubble" and "bitch". Mortal wounding material if ever i seen it. But feel free to launch into your standard rhetoric of "moms basement", "real world", etc etc. Gets amusing to see a pole smoking clearly mentally disabled child such as youself take "teh web" so seriously. :y:
I dunno, but CM Punk in a mask is great
http://us.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/bio/14608596
Agreed. He looks kick ass :y:
Savio
06-08-2010, 03:44 PM
I think Nash wanted his hair cut for that movie right?
Savio
06-08-2010, 03:49 PM
Didn't jeff jarret lose a hair vs hair match?
I dunno I had my head shaved once I remember wearing a mask/hoodie combo to hide my shame,never could make it into banks during that dark period though
curious...
CM Punks chest hair has me transfixed for some reason.
Yep jeff lost a hair vs hair resulting in the whole dont piss me off revamp and to my knowledge he didn't try to hide it.
thedamndest
06-08-2010, 04:07 PM
I don't think anything happened after Jarrett had his head shaved. He was repackaged with a new look, but I don't remember anything else.
TheAdamEvansFan
06-08-2010, 05:25 PM
Me and my wife were discussing it and think there is a small possibility the mask may also be a way have been a way of protecting the staples he received after OTL and they just keeping it now to cover that reason up.
Wrestling fans are married?
And they talk to their wives about wrestling?
And their wives talk back?
HOLY SHIT!
jskinnyg
06-08-2010, 05:26 PM
Me and my wife were discussing it and think there is a small possibility the mask may also be a way have been a way of protecting the staples he received after OTL and they just keeping it now to cover that reason up.
Thought that might be it... But to me, the mask is brilliant anyway!
Kane Knight
06-08-2010, 05:33 PM
http://us.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/bio/14608596
Agreed. He looks goofy as fuck :y:
Hanso Amore
06-08-2010, 05:54 PM
Seriously, HBPunk saying "I bet you weigh 850 pounds combined" was the single finniest post I have seen in the wrestling forum in 5 years. Jesus, I spit out a bit of beer on my monitor. Fucking Perfect.
Kane Knight
06-08-2010, 06:12 PM
Seriously, HBPunk saying "I bet you weigh 850 pounds combined" was the single finniest post I have seen in the wrestling forum in 5 years. Jesus, I spit out a bit of beer on my monitor. Fucking Perfect.
There aren't many Finnish posts on here.
Volare
06-08-2010, 06:47 PM
Didn't jeff jarret lose a hair vs hair match?
Yep 98' Summerslam against X-Pac...who had Fink with him cause Jarrett cut his hair, on Sunday Night Heat.
Hanso Amore
06-08-2010, 07:20 PM
There aren't many Finnish posts on here.
OOOOOOOOOOOO
DARN YOU KK
One of these days Im going to slip a typo by you!!!!!
Anybody Thrilla
06-08-2010, 07:27 PM
The mask is fine. Shut up.
Kane Knight
06-08-2010, 07:51 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOO
DARN YOU KK
One of these days Im going to slip a typo by you!!!!!
You've probably slipped a ton by me. I'm slexdysic and my mind usually fills in blanks. Plus, I generally don't care about typos unless it makes a post hard to read...That one just amused me too much to pass up. :D
Kane Knight
06-08-2010, 07:52 PM
The mask is fine. Shut up.
Gerard
06-08-2010, 07:55 PM
Now say that again backwards without the wad of cum on your upper lip
Several hours later and this is the best he can come up with. Was that a combined family brainstorming effort by any chance or did it just take your brain that long to click into internet knuckledragger mode?
(Waits for the usual your mum hurrrr gibberish). :nono:
parkmania
06-08-2010, 08:35 PM
Didn't Big Show lose a Hair match and not try to avoid it? Of course, he was definitely going bald anyway.
TheAdamEvansFan
06-08-2010, 08:45 PM
He needs to grow his hair out as much as he can, it'd look different instead of looking like a giant penis.
Gerard
06-08-2010, 08:45 PM
Didn't Big Show lose a Hair match and not try to avoid it? Of course, he was definitely going bald anyway.
Nope, he was "tranquilised" by angle then had his hair cut off to an extent, the match itself wasn't a hair match. As you say though he was balding anyway.
tjmidnight420
06-09-2010, 12:30 AM
He needs to grow his hair out as much as he can, it'd look different instead of looking like a giant penis.
Shut up, stukkband. Go get back in your hole.
ImAnIdiot
06-09-2010, 11:04 AM
Damn there is alot of animosity around here...
BigDaddyCool
06-09-2010, 11:09 AM
Do they keep doing this because Vince thinks being bald, fat, or anything besides perfect is the worst thing to ever happen to anyone?
Might have already been said, haven't read the whole thread, but I think in this instance they will end it with a Mask v Mask match.
Nobody put much stock in the Hair v Mask concept that we thought they would run with as it was pretty obvious Punk would lose. There's a lot more intrigue with both masks on the line as the audience wants to see Punk bald/embarrassed and wants to see Rey unmasked for the "first time".
Triple Naitch
06-09-2010, 02:46 PM
Because it's embarrasing. If they didn't try to cover it up then it would seem like they are embracing the change.
I agree with Kane Knight on this one. He looks fuckin' goofy.
Kane Knight
06-09-2010, 10:38 PM
Because it's embarrasing. If they didn't try to cover it up then it would seem like they are embracing the change.
All or nothing? Nah. Though it could be worse than Punk's mask. At least it makes sense. Even if he does look goofy as shit.
blake639raw
06-09-2010, 10:51 PM
I like it, because it just seems like an old school storyline to me. I don't know, I kinda like the mask. Is it a little goofy looking? Yeah, but Punk's a heel, and I think it works for the storyline.
Swiss Ultimate
06-10-2010, 01:17 PM
Why is it anytime someone loses a hair vs hair match the next night they always seem to show up trying to hide it?
We had Molly Holly a few years back wearing a wig.
We had Kurt Angle wearing a wig.
We had Vince running about with a hat welded to his head for months.
And now Punk with this retarded looking mask.
Talk about flogging a dead horse, is that just standard WWE procedure that if someone is shaved "bald" that they need to try and "hilariously" disguise it for months on end? Only person i can remember that didn't run about with a hat on was Nash with his buzzcut. :roll:
Um...they're all heels. Heels do shit like that. When was the last time a face lost a hair match?
BillyBonez
06-10-2010, 02:27 PM
They should have a Face loose a hair vs hair mask and then hide they head and force this to turn them heel. Like the heel would come out and say, "Now that X is bald he is afraid to show his face to his fans" and the face refuses to do so and the heel pulls the mask off and the face goes berserk and says that he hates his fans because they all laughed at him. Now that would b good TV
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