Why is Ke$ha still alive?

[Swiss Ultimate]

...

Does she annoy the fuck out of anyone else?

I'm seriously disturbed by her existence.

[Sixx]

I had to google to even know who she is. That's some horrible music.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I had to google to even know who she is. That's some horrible music.

I apologize. I should have placed a warning label in this thread.

Not Safe for Listening

[Kane Knight]

KedollarsignHa isn't as bad as people make him...Err...Her...Out to be. Why single her out in the field of shitty pop stars who should be dead?

[Swiss Ultimate]

I try not to judge makers of shitty pop music. However, her "singing" style is beyond lazy as are her lyrics.

It's one thing for a song to suck but be technically sound, her music isn't even that.

[Sixx]

KedollarsignHa isn't as bad as people make him...Err...Her...Out to be. Why single her out in the field of shitty pop stars who should be dead?

I think the first one to die should be 50 Cent. Or Insane Clown Posse (whatever their dumbass names are).

[BigDaddyCool]

I second Kane Knight, Ke$ha is just another in a long line of shit pop stars.

Now, lets all just dance.

[ct2k]

I'd bang her

[El Fangel]

I have Winehouse and Lohan before her on the list I hope that are dead before years end.

[ct2k]

I actually enjoy Amy Winehouse's music for the most part.

[Kane Knight]

I think the first one to die should be 50 Cent. Or Insane Clown Posse (whatever their dumbass names are).

To be fair, someone already tried with 50 Cent. They were just "gangsta," meaning retards who can't hit shit armed with tiny guns. You know, like if Sammy G pulled a drive-by/

[Kane Knight]

I'd bang her

Still trying to "prove" you're not gay?

[LoDownM]

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[Buzzkill]

I would put a boner in her mouth

[Corporate CockSnogger]

She doesn't piss me off as much as some other stuff right now.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

I make it a policy not to listen to the radio (unless classical) or watch any music channels, thus ensuring such shit does not sully my ears. Thankfully this makes me largely ignorant to chart "music".

Maybe you should try that, D-swiss.

[Sixx]

I make it a policy not to listen to the radio (unless classical) or watch any music channels, thus ensuring such shit does not sully my ears. Thankfully this makes me largely ignorant to chart "music".

Maybe you should try that, D-swiss.

I do so, too. I also refuse to watch music channels.

[El Fangel]

They were just "gangsta," meaning retards who can't hit shit armed with tiny guns. You know, like if Sammy G talked to a girl.

[dronepool]

I actually haven't heard her full song or seen any videos of her, thank satan for that. But from the few seconds that I heard her, it was bad.


Don't worry, she's probably a one-hit wonder like that annoying Kissed A Girl chick.

I make it a policy not to listen to the radio (unless classical) or watch any music channels, thus ensuring such shit does not sully my ears. Thankfully this makes me largely ignorant to chart "music".

Maybe you should try that, D-swiss.

Same here. The only way I hear the radio is if it's in a store or someones car.

[El Fangel]

Katy Perry? My ex idolized her.

Thank fuck I am not with her anymore.

As for Ke$ha

anyone who spells their name like that deserves to not live past 18.

[GD]

I'd bang her

You should google search Ke$ha ass before making such a comment.

[VSG]

That's a sorry excuse for a nice butt.

[BigDaddyCool]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/36998641/Keha.jpg

I can't just find a straight up picture of her looking decent.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I actually enjoy Amy Winehouse's music for the most part.

I love her music as much as I am disgusted by her drug-fueled apathy.

[Vastardikai]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/36998641/Keha.jpg

If she can deepthroat that megaphone, I know there's nothing I could possibly do for her.

[Kane Knight]

Don't worry, she's probably a one-hit wonder like that annoying Kissed A Girl chick.
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"Turn around...boy...Let me hit that...I don't think I understand the Mechanics here...."

[Triple A]

Dumb cunt teaching girls to be dumb cunts.

[Razzamajazz]

wait, she's white?

[El Fangel]

wait, she's white?

Only on the outside.

[Skippord]

settle down you lunatics

it's just awful pop music

[Kane Knight]

settle down you lunatics

it's just awful pop music

KedollarsignHa isn't as bad as people make him...Err...Her...Out to be. Why single her out in the field of shitty pop stars who should be dead?
Skippord and I agree. :love:

[DrA]

I make it a policy not to listen to the radio (unless classical) or watch any music channels, thus ensuring such shit does not sully my ears. Thankfully this makes me largely ignorant to chart "music".

Maybe you should try that, D-swiss.

Can't stand the mainstream classical music they play on the radio.

[RP]

Dumb cunt teaching girls to be dumb cunts.


Man wins

[Savio]

I cant stand her or nikki minaj

[Swiss Ultimate]

I actually don't hate 3OH!3

[Gertner]

She's not that bad. She's far from a one hit wonder. I guess if she's not a douchey band recommended by Pitchfork than they suck.

[Kane Knight]

She's not that bad. She's far from a one hit wonder. I guess if she's not a douchey band recommended by Pitchfork than they suck.
That would work better if it was just Triple A and Impotent Clox, but normal people dislike her, too

[Gertner]

Mainly post- teenage men hate her. Women love her.

[Kane Knight]

At least drop one of those old canards like "it's cool to hate her" or something. Come on, man.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Who cares what women love? Women love gay men and Twilight too so taste isn't an issue with them.

[Savio]

Mainly post- teenage men hate her. Women love her.
No they dont

[Kane Knight]

Who cares what women love? Women love gay men and Twilight too so taste isn't an issue with them.

To be fair, Gertie loves both of those too.

[Swiss Ultimate]

To be fair, Gertie loves both of those too.

:'(

[Rev. Hallowell]

I make it a policy not to listen to the radio (unless classical) or watch any music channels, thus ensuring such shit does not sully my ears. Thankfully this makes me largely ignorant to chart "music".

Maybe you should try that, D-swiss.
I like Orchestral. It keeps getting called "classical" by people who don't know the difference. I don't like the guy on piano shit. I like things like Tchaikovsky, Richard Wagner, and John Williams.

[Rev. Hallowell]

The tonight show band started singing that shitty song going into commercial. For the first time ever, I'm tempted to change it to Letterman

[Sixx]

Ft. Mike O'Hara

[Sixx]

http://e2.pudelek.pl/p1190/ec85c8950007c1e44c350eb9

[MoFo]

she looks like a gypsy whore


DO NOT WANT

[Kane Knight]

Who's the dude on the left? :shifty:

[Schlomey]

Heard her Tik Tok song in my friends car the other day for the first time. I thought it was another gaga song or whatever. I 'm not very radio friendly myself unless it's the classic rock station.

But for what it was it was pretty good. I typically get mad at radio pop songs and hip hop to the point i have to shut it off. But here I listened and tapped along just fine without any typical feelings of anger.

So I went home and looked her up. She is pretty trashy yet kinda sexy. I like her look.


So then I was watching SNL and she was on. I missed the first half but I tuned in right as she was singing her "love is a drug" song or whatever. I liked it too. And I really liked her body paint and black light performance.



So yeah I downloaded the album last night. Haven't listened to it yet except the 2 songs I have heard before.

I guess she ain't half bad for what it is. But after perusing her lyrics...they are pretty shite but again, written correctly for her demographic.

[Swiss Ultimate]

That was pretty dark.

I liked it.

[Kane Knight]

Heard her Tik Tok song in my friends car the other day for the first time. I thought it was another gaga song or whatever. I 'm not very radio friendly myself unless it's the classic rock station.

But for what it was it was pretty good. I typically get mad at radio pop songs and hip hop to the point i have to shut it off. But here I listened and tapped along just fine without any typical feelings of anger.

So I went home and looked her up. She is pretty trashy yet kinda sexy. I like her look.


So then I was watching SNL and she was on. I missed the first half but I tuned in right as she was singing her "love is a drug" song or whatever. I liked it too. And I really liked her body paint and black light performance.



So yeah I downloaded the album last night. Haven't listened to it yet except the 2 songs I have heard before.

I guess she ain't half bad for what it is. But after perusing her lyrics...they are pretty shite but again, written correctly for her demographic.
The first time I saw the video, I thought it was satire. I mean, she smiles and winks her way through a video that's so clichéd it actually almost becomes charming. The song's got a hooky chorus, and if there's anything that pop culture likes, it's fifteen catchy seconds they can spazz to on the dance floor over and over.

Taken as tongue in cheek, it's actually pretty good. Taken as a serious song...Not so much.

But hey, it's nothing to really bitch and moan over. She's a dumb whore. And if she was a black guy, half the board would find her amazing.

Blah Blah Blah is pretty bad, and to that end also demonstrates she's not joking.

Which brings me to:

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I youtubed the song, just to be fair to it, but it's pretty bad.

But again, still not that horrible compared to other acts in a similar vein.

[Nark Order]

You guys are "mad gay"

[Funky Fly]

That chick looks like she is drunk 24/7

[Kane Knight]

That chick looks like she is drunk 24/7

It's funny because she looks like trailer trash until they make her up, and then the minute she starts talking, singing or doing anything, the illusion is broken.

[Juan]

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[Funky Fly]

That's fucking awful.

[Kane Knight]

That's fucking awful.


Weird. What it with being so formulaic and generic metal, woulda thought you'd be all over it. :p

[Kane Knight]

Someone get D-Mac in here. At least he won't disappoint.

[Funky Fly]

Weird. What it with being so formulaic and generic metal, woulda thought you'd be all over it. :p

I'd tell you to eat me, but I know you'd like it. :foc:

[Inadequacy]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/my-sexual-encounter-with-keha-a-tale-of-horror/

This applies!

[Kane Knight]

I'd tell you to eat me, but I know you'd like it. :foc:

Don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat. Just show me where your dick's at.

[Funky Fly]

I need an adult...

[Kane Knight]

STRANGER DANGER!

[Choviko Man]

she look like my sweeper but with the hair of the goldun.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

I am still ignorant to who this woman is, and I get the impression that I should take all precautions to make sure that remains the case.

[RP]

i'd fuck the living shit out of her.

[Funky Fly]

But you'd also fuck the living shit out of a dead camel, so yeah...

[Kane Knight]

i'd fuck the living shit out of her.

But you'd also fuck the living shit out of a dead camel, so yeah...
I think he just said that.

[Gertner]

I'd have a threesome

[BigDaddyCool]

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Crap...I like the metal version even better.

[Kane Knight]

Crap...I like the metal version even better.
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This one at least sounds like it was properly engineered, rather than played over the original audio track.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why is that song so fucking catchy?

[Volare]

These lyrics are proof that this song is retarded.

"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"


Like this bitch knows anything about Mick Jagger

[Jamstar]

i want to make love to her

[voncouch]

I love this girl. She is the absolute worst thing to come out of music in the past 10 years. How can I not love her? I honestly think she's just trolling the entire world. Did you see her SNL appearance? Hulu that shit if you didn't. It's Andy Kaufman-level brilliance right there.

[Funky Fly]

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This one at least sounds like it was properly engineered, rather than played over the original audio track.
Better, but a polished turd is still a turd.

[Kane Knight]

These lyrics are proof that this song is retarded.

"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"


Like this bitch knows anything about Mick Jagger

Yeah, her knowledge of Mick Jagger is just nitpicking.

This really isný any worse than most pop songs. Especially ones with radio play.

[Funky Fly]

I don't hate pop music. I just hate that complete garbage that takes no effort to make is successfully pushed as pop music.

[Kane Knight]

Nobody's asking you to hate pop music.

Lyrically, that was no worse than a lot of pop songs.

[Schlomey]

its addictive

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[Kane Knight]

its addictive

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That's one drug I can quit cold turkey.

No, I mean, "Tik Tok" is Catchy, and the are a couple of segments of "Blah Blah Blah" that are good enough to make me not completely want to murder Kesha, but that one is just. Fucking. Awful.

Though probably perfect for stoners.

[Schlomey]

tik tok was also live on snl and it was AWFUL . flat and boring and she looked like a tard skipping around in her moon suit.

[Kane Knight]

She looks like a tard most of the time.

[Kane Knight]

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The scary thing is almost 150 people like this.

If you're going to change a song's lyrics, don't make them worse.

If you're going to change a Ke$ha song's lyrics, don't prove that they can be worse.

[Funky Fly]

Nobody's asking you to hate pop music.

Lyrically, that was no worse than a lot of pop songs.

I know. That's what's killing me.

[BigDaddyCool]

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The scary thing is almost 150 people like this.

If you're going to change a song's lyrics, don't make them worse.

If you're going to change a Ke$ha song's lyrics, don't prove that they can be worse.

That version is so much worse in a few different way. Lyrics are worse, the auto-tuning is worse, the singing is worse.

[Schlomey]

that is way worse than Kesha's version. I made it 1:35 before i couldn't stands it no mores.

[Kane Knight]

That version is so much worse in a few different way. Lyrics are worse, the auto-tuning is worse, the singing is worse.

This is the worst of any applicable genre, really. I'm not even sure what to call it. It's the shit that got spawned because of rapcore and nu metal, but it's like some weird amalgam of everything wrong with pop, rap, and rock in one big ball of shit.

Is "shitcore" a genre? It is now.

that is way worse than Kesha's version. I made it 1:35 before i couldn't stands it no mores.

I, too, have never finished it. Posting it here was the second time I heard it, and I played it for a friend. To torture her. And still, never got to the end. If I'm lucky, I won't.

[Domino]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMEm_HUQGe4

If you hate her, like most of you do, this is pretty funny.

[BigDaddyCool]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMEm_HUQGe4

If you hate her, like most of you do, this is pretty funny.

Learn to embed, you faggot.

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[Kane Knight]

Either way, it's stupid nitpicky bullshit.

[Funky Fly]

really don't like talk radio in general.

[Kane Knight]

I avoid it, generally. This is probably a good example of why. "toes doesn't rhyme with phones! wtf she's putting on boots???"

Really? Those are the best insults you have for an autotuned skank?

[Skippord]

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The scary thing is almost 150 people like this.

If you're going to change a song's lyrics, don't make them worse.

If you're going to change a Ke$ha song's lyrics, don't prove that they can be worse.
what the fuck? that's the worst thing ever

[Punk Princess]

put a bag over her head tho and shes fuckable :)

[Swiss Ultimate]

How is this thread still alive?

[The MAC]

she just sounds drunk in every song..

[Swiss Ultimate]

Ha, "sounds".

[Kane Knight]

she just sounds drunk in every song..

"just sounds?"

[Funky Fly]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/topics/kesha_summary2.jpg

[Kane Knight]

If you get to step 3, nothing makes you a normal person.

[Furious Beardsley]

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[Inadequacy]

That guy is lame.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/federal-eye/2010/09/lady_gaga_at_vmas_calls_for_do.html

Lady Gaga has more depth than Ke$ha and her music doesn't make my ears bleed.

[Fignuts]

Why do you guys keep talking about Ke$sha?

[Kane Knight]

They're closet fans. Spluh.

[Funky Fly]

Not gonna lie, woke up this morning feeling like P Diddy.