Lol TNA (Impact Spoilers)

[Ermaximus]

* Hulk Hogan is out. He has a lot of business at hand. First, due to the count out in last week’s main event, it’s now a four-way for the title at the PPV. Hogan is then interrupted by Abyss. He comes to the ring and Hogan says he was about to talk about him. He asks Abyss where he’s going with this thing after the sharp left turn? Abyss says he did it because they told me to. They told me to attack Hardy and Anderson. They told him to unleash on them. He said when they come no one will be able to stop them, not Dixie Carter, not Eric Bischoff and not even the immortal Hulk Hogan. Hogan asks who they are and Abyss says he knows who they are and everyone will soon find out. Abyss doesn’t need anybody but them and doesn’t need the stupid jacket. Hogan says all they need is the fans, Abyss says he doesn’t need these sheep and one last thing he doesn’t need is this stupid ring! Abyss then chokes Hogan and shoves the ring down his throat. He then empties a bag of glass but RVD makes the save. During their brawl Abyss powerbombs RVD. Mr. Anderson runs down with a chair and whacks Abyss. Abyss punches the chair away and everybody bails.

:rofl::rofl:

[Lock Jaw]

Well, at least Abyss is getting back to basics.

[Kane Knight]

Written by an adult?

[Verbose Minch]

Written by an adult?

Abyss hears voices and punches a chair.

[Kane Knight]

AWESOME

[The Pope]

He's talking about James mitchell? Hopefully

[weather vane]

ECW coming back.

[The Pope]

So, its the ECW people who told him?

[tjmidnight420]

Hogan says all they need is the fans. Abyss says he doesn’t need these sheep

:rofl::rofl:

[Skippord]

well at least it's better than tough and retarded abyss

[Ermaximus]

Lol, I was actually laughing at the fact that TNA is doing a Fatal Four Way title match at the next PPV, even though the WWE's next PPV revolves around that gimmick.

[tjmidnight420]

I didn't even catch that I was too busy laughing at some sheep.

[The Jayman]

well at least it's better than tough and retarded abyss

:y:

[Innovator]

The voices in Orton's head are growing

[Loose Cannon]

I actually don't mind that. thank god Abyss is back to being a monster and I am intrigued by the mystery angle. I like how everyone bailed on him. I will have to check this out on Thurs

[erickman]

He's talking about James mitchell? Hopefully

yeah i would love if he came back but i bet it is foley an the ecw dudes, maby it is a paul-e takeover.

[MoFo]

Fire Russo

[Razzamajazz]

he shoved the ring down his throat?

what?

[Shaved Monkey]

lol Hall of Fame ring.

[erickman]

lol Hall of Fame ring.

i guess abyss will never get into the hall of fame for that.

[TheZman]

I like video games. The teacher assigned homework. I want pancakes.

[Schlomey]

that damn ring has been a part of some of the best storylines in TNA history.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Better late than never, I guess.

[Wolfpack423]

* Hulk Hogan is out. He has a lot of business at hand. First, due to the count out in last week’s main event, it’s now a four-way for the title at the PPV. Hogan is then interrupted by Abyss. He comes to the ring and Hogan says he was about to talk about him. He asks Abyss where he’s going with this thing after the sharp left turn? Abyss says he did it because they told me to. They told me to attack Hardy and Anderson. They told him to unleash on them. He said when they come no one will be able to stop them, not Dixie Carter, not Eric Bischoff and not even the immortal Hulk Hogan. Hogan asks who they are and Abyss says he knows who they are and everyone will soon find out. Abyss doesn’t need anybody but them and doesn’t need the stupid jacket. Hogan says all they need is the fans, Abyss says he doesn’t need these sheep and one last thing he doesn’t need is this stupid ring! Abyss then chokes Hogan and shoves the ring down his throat. He then empties a bag of glass but RVD makes the save. During their brawl Abyss powerbombs RVD. Mr. Anderson runs down with a chair and whacks Abyss. Abyss punches the chair away and everybody bails.

:rofl::rofl:

TNA has gotten better since Hogan and Bischoff have been there in my opinion. There are still problems but I like most of the talent roster.

On a sidenote, Briana Evigan is gorgeous.

[Lock Jaw]

that damn ring has been a part of some of the best storylines in TNA history.

I hear that it is in line for a run with the X-Division Title.