Cena might never do MMA, but don't count out Dancin' Dave!

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

Former WWE star Batista was at the Strikeforce event in Los Angeles, California last night. He was telling those who asked that he left the company because he was unhappy and didn't see himself going back anytime soon. He's been training in MMA, but I don't think he'll realistically compete and has been going out on auditions.

[tjmidnight420]

So Dave's gone for real then? I thought his contract was up this month so I guess it's possible.

[BigDaddyCool]

How is Dave unhappy with WWE, they didn't give him enough title matches?

[The Jayman]

Dave is too injury prone to do MMA

[MoFo]

This is dumb speculation, all stemming from this video -

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[Nicky Fives]

*sings musically to himself* no chance...... no chance in hell.....

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Sings musically? How else would one sing? :lol:

[CSL]

lolll 'Batista hates cancer, that's for sure'. As opposed to those cancer sympathizers...

[Ultra Mantis]

Sings musically? How else would one sing? :lol:

Robotically :?:

[Innovator]

His first fight is gonna be against the basketball, it still is holding a grudge

[CSL]

Cancer 2nd.

[Kane Knight]

lolll 'Batista hates cancer, that's for sure'. As opposed to those cancer sympathizers...

To be fair, Batista is such a douche that this probably <i>did</i> need clarification in his case.

[Volare]

Nah, Bats is training for his gimmick when he comes back. MMA Superstar turned Pro Wrestler. He think's it will be big.

[CSL]

He's clearly training for a 3 round stand up war with cancer.

[The Pope]

Batista vs Brock Lesnar would mess up every satellite in the universe with so many buys.

[Rammsteinmad]

No it wouldn't.

And Batistas ear ring is gay.

[jskinnyg]

Sings musically? How else would one sing? :lol:

Horribly and out of key...

[jskinnyg]

Dave is too injury prone to do MMA

And THIS too...

[addy2hotty]

How is Dave unhappy with WWE, they didn't give him enough title matches?

He disagreed with his return titantron.

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NEVER gets old.

[.44 Magdalene]

I didn't even know Batista was gone.


Lmfao.

[BillyBonez]

Ive always thought Batista could be a good MMA guy but I realize that guy is TOO OLD now. I mean if he was Lesnars age, OMG, but he is very old and in MMA it counts a lot. I mean, Lesnar was really young when he went and he is pretty much the best in the world because he actually was a fighter before WWE and was very young when he start training. Batista wasnt a fighter before WWE, was a wrestler and is real old. So Batista would suck now in MMA.

[Dorkchop]

Maybe he's just going tot rain to stay in shape and get a new kind of work out. A friend of mine does MMA training, but he doesn't really do it to compete though. He is alos not 40, 6'4, and 270 lbs of steroids.

[Sycophant]

No it wouldn't.

And Batistas ear ring is gay.

And let's not forget the belly ring he had with the tattoo around his belly button...

[Kane Knight]

I didn't even know Batista was gone.


Lmfao.

Yeah, I forgot his contract was up.

well, replace "forgot" with "didn't really care all that much.

[Rollermacka]

I read somewhere that Dave did some "martial arts" before proressional wrestling so he might if he competed against these guys...
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Seriously though, I dont see him being successful to any major american MMA companies. Maybe he could do what Ken Shamrock does nowadays, just fight at "casino fight nights" near where he lives

[Jonathan KoЯn]

Dave Batista would probably translate well to MMA, with his wrestling background

[owenbrown]

somebody wanna tell Dancin' Dave that the Konami Code doesn't exist in MMA?

[owenbrown]

Yeah, I forgot his contract was up.

well, replace "forgot" with "didn't really care all that much.

this

[tjmidnight420]

somebody wanna tell Dancin' Dave that the Konami Code doesn't exist in MMA?

:lol:

[Kane Knight]

somebody wanna tell Dancin' Dave that the Konami Code doesn't exist in MMA?

IT'S STILL REAL TO DAVE, DAMMIT!

[DarKCentaur]

Batista vs Brock Lesnar would mess up every satellite in the universe with so many buys.

Lashley-Lesnar is the money match right now, considering how well they're both doing.