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NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:06 PM
As there seems to be no thread...

And as it's airing free in the UK...

And as it's my first PPV since WrestleMania...

And as I'm sure someone out there must care...

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:07 PM
I'm watching while really drunk

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:07 PM
Vince comes out, announces Bret won't be at the show due to the attack from the NXT rookies last week... the crowd chants "Daniel Bryan" at him... Drew McIntyre out first... recap of a Drew-Matt Hardy feud I knew nothing of (yes, I've really fallen out of the loop recently...)

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:08 PM
Vince is driving off in his limo to "meet with Bret Hart's representatives"....

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:08 PM
Drew is great Drew is great Drew is great

fans were chanting daniel bryan while vince was out

Cool King
06-20-2010, 08:10 PM
Does anyone have a good stream of the PPV where I don't have to fill out some survey to "Unlock" the PPV?

Christ, I hate those things.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:10 PM
Drew calls out Teddy Long... calls him a pathetic shell of a man... says he did the right thing as he is still collecting a paycheck but he has no pride... I don't have a clue what he's talking about... Drew is going to win back his Intercontinental championship. He lost it? He makes Long sit in a chair and upon claiming said title (from Kofi Kingston it seems) Teddy will be forced to hand the strap to the Scot.

CSL
06-20-2010, 08:11 PM
I don't have one at hand because I'm not watching but check out Justin.tv, UStream, Freedocast, channelsurfing.net, myp2p.eu etc.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:11 PM
Striker says that Drew has been trying to show Kofi Kingston "what its like to be a man". He's starting early tonight, huh?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:15 PM
Why do wrestlers insist on calling the wrestling business "our industry"? I don't even like the term "business" considering as far as the viewer should be concerned its a sport. Yes we all know it isn't, but when you tune into WWE television shows, what you are watching is an entertainment show about a sporting federation called WWE. EVerything depicted on TV should enhance this feeling. Chandler Bing never turned to camera and remarked on Matt Le Blanc being one of the "best actors in our industry". Well... then again, he wouldn't would he...

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:16 PM
Striker once again on PPV turns to King and asks him how it feels to be in a match and suffering from an injury... and couples it with that other favourite "whats going through your mind"... on the one hand, it's fucking annoying. On the other, its always amusing to watch King struggle to answer.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:17 PM
Cole reeling off all the countries currently watching the PPV... we've only been on air 15 mins!

It's a slow news day on WWE pay-per-view.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:18 PM
carl are you watching on a stream? seem a few mins behind!

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:18 PM
By the way, why did we get a big recap package of a Drew McIntyre-Matt Hardy feud, and then open with McIntyre vs Kofi Kingston??? I only just noticed! Surely a Drew/Matt match would have made more sense here?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:19 PM
No I'm watching live on Sky Sports 2. The delay is the amount of time it takes me to... y'know... type the words out. :$

Afterlife
06-20-2010, 08:19 PM
Hah! That DDT was awesome!

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:21 PM
Has Drew McIntyre got enough shit going on? He's feuding with Teddy Long, he's feuding with Matt Hardy, he's feuding with Kofi Kingston and he's Vince McMahon's chosen one. Oh, and he's at the forefront of the Intercontinental title scene.

Why don't they also use him as a ring post so he can be in every shot?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:22 PM
How the fuck is Drew McIntyre failing to get over with this push?

Or is it just this particular crowd?

Afterlife
06-20-2010, 08:22 PM
Sweet sassy molassy.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:23 PM
Has Drew McIntyre got enough shit going on? He's feuding with Teddy Long, he's feuding with Matt Hardy, he's feuding with Kofi Kingston and he's Vince McMahon's chosen one. Oh, and he's at the forefront of the Intercontinental title scene.

Why don't they also use him as a ring post so he can be in every shot?

he's the CHOSEN ONE duh

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:24 PM
MEMO TO DREW MCINTYRE:

This is the flag of your home country Scotland:
http://celticpapers.com/images/item_655.jpg

This is the flag of Finland:
http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Finland_flag.gif

You've got them the wrong way round you fucking idiot.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:25 PM
Have the WWE refs got brittle bone disease? Or narcolepsy?

One little bump and they turn into Rip Van Winkle's lazier older brother.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:26 PM
LONG STOPS COUNTING BAH GAWD HE STOPPED THE COUNT

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:27 PM
Teddy is pulled in and forced to wear the referee stripes.

Teddy counts to two, but stops... shakes his head... wish he had flipped Drew the bird, Shane-O-Mac stylee...

Drew is pulling a face like a little girl devouring a lemon whilst engaged in a staring contest... I take that to mean he's pissed...

He says if Teddy doesnt count to three he will throttle him...

Matt Hardy runs in with a Twist of Fate... Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise... Kofi takes the pin and the win.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:29 PM
This had all the hallmarks of WWE trying to create a "classic"... a 20min+ opener for the IC title... years ago that would have been a guarantee of quality... but this never seemed to click.

The crowd were behind Kofi though, so it was at least fairly heated. It was okay. It certainly should have been a lot better, considering the current status of those involved.

"What a way to kick off this event!" - Michael Cole

Piss off, you hack.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:31 PM
DH Smith devotes the Hart Dynasty & Natalya vs The Usos & (whatever their bird is called) to Bret Hart on Father's Day.

Davey Boy Smith would be doing nip ups in his grave if he could hear that.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:33 PM
Maryse looks like if that film Mannequin were to happen in real life, but with a blow up sex doll.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:34 PM
I think I'm alone now.... there doesn't seem to be anyone around...

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:35 PM
Concession stands must be doing slow business tonight, the Divas are up second...

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:36 PM
The PPV name, Fatal 4Way, that doesn't sound very PG does it? What with the mortality and sexual connotations...

VSG
06-20-2010, 08:37 PM
Keep it up, I will read after the ppv and will let you know how it fared against Ryan Clark's version.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:37 PM
I don't even know who two of these women are... Jesus, how far behind have I fallen with wrestling? There was a time when I wouldn't miss a single show.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:37 PM
Fuck Ryan Clark.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:39 PM
Matt Striker just called Gail Kim "the Jumping Bomb Angel". Why does Striker have to crowbar references to the past into his commentary, no matter how contrived?

If Maryse fucked every guy in the dressing room (kayfabe) he would probably remark on her "Sunny disposition".

Somebody just won the match but I didn't notice whom.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:40 PM
The black one won.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:40 PM
That's not racist, it's a fact. I don't know her name.

They all look the same to me....

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:40 PM
I mean the Divas of course!

Savio
06-20-2010, 08:41 PM
Alicia doesnt look as hot as she used too.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:41 PM
Especially the black ones.

VSG
06-20-2010, 08:41 PM
Alicia doesnt look as hot as she used too.

Just admit it, you liked her stint with DJ Gabriel :naughty:

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:42 PM
Matt Striker is dressed like Jack the Ripper's less trendy little brother.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:43 PM
Chris Jericho is coming out to do that thing he does where he's the best in the world at whatever it is that he does.

Savio
06-20-2010, 08:43 PM
yeah i woulda fucked her six ways from sunday then

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:43 PM
Chris Jericho is not the best in the world at choosing hair styles.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:43 PM
JERICHO GETS CHEERS!

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:44 PM
Jericho still doing that same monotone "I'm superior" spiel from 2 years ago?

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:44 PM
wcw still gets mentioned? :eek:

Afterlife
06-20-2010, 08:47 PM
Jericho vs. Bourne tonight??

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:47 PM
Jericho bitching about not being a hot topic anymore, because he's always been the underdog and now he's at the top of the mountain and "the most important performer on this roster"- fuck, again with the "this isn't a real sport" shit. Performer???

Y2J bemoans having a target on his back. Turns his attention to Evan Bourne. Why?

Apparently Bourne hit a shooting star press on Jericho last week and it's really stuck in his craw. There will apparently be a rematch tonight.

Nice step up for Bourne, but a comedown for Jericho to now be used to bring other people up. Rightfully so, but it must be hard to take for Jericho.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:48 PM
Evan Bourne looks like a bulimic Lee Evans.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:49 PM
So is this the second previously unadvertised match of the evening? (Along with the Harts vs Usos, to come later)

WWE has such a high opinion of Jericho and his drawing power nowadays, they throw him into a bonus match unannounced beforehand.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:51 PM
Jerry Lawler: "As much as Matt thinks I know what's going on inside the head of Jericho, I don't"

Totally unprompted! I'm not the only one who has noticed then...

rob11
06-20-2010, 08:52 PM
What's this? A smark crowd?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:52 PM
I may have misheard, but I think Matt Striker just called the rear chinlock a "pretentious submission hold". Aren't they all?

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:52 PM
What's this? A smark crowd?

sounds it

xero is probably controlling it

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:54 PM
A nice camera close-up just showed Bourne miss a kick to the head by at least 8 inches. Nonetheless, we still heard a nice cracking sound and Cole says we could all feel it at home.

Sorry, Cole, I'm not feeling it at all.

And, you know what? I blame you!

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:54 PM
bah gawd will he tap

Londoner
06-20-2010, 08:55 PM
somehow he got the ropes

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:55 PM
Walls of Jericho, and Bourne makes it to the rope... break!

Jericho propels Bourne into the announce table. Into, not through... that would just be silly.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:56 PM
"Jericho's skull went head first into the steel" - Michael Cole.

Is it possible for your skull to go into anything other than "head first"?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 08:57 PM
Why does Cole love calling the head the "skull" anyway?

Calamondin
06-20-2010, 08:59 PM
Wow, been a really good PPV so far. Even the Divas match was decent.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:00 PM
Bourne misses the shooting star but lands on his feet, Jericho hits the Code Breaker (that name no longer makes any sense for Jericho's character). Bourne with the leg on the rope breaking the pin. Jericho tells Bourne to stay down.

Jericho misses a charge in the corner. Schoolboy rollup for the two count.

Bourne counters a Walls attempt into a tornado DDT. To the top, Jericho looking for the superplex. Bourne pushes Jericho off. Teases the shooting star. Jericho stops him. Looking for the plex again. Facefirst to the mat for Jericho. Bourne hits the shooting star to Jericho's back. 123.

Bourne pins Jericho clean.

Afterlife
06-20-2010, 09:00 PM
You know what I just did? I just totally marked out. :)

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:00 PM
Great match for an afterthought.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:01 PM
good match, even if the ending was obvious.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:03 PM
prepare for rey to get booed :cool:

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:03 PM
World title is up next apparently. Strange scheduling for what is supposed to be co-holder of the title of Most Prestigious Championship in the World.

Calamondin
06-20-2010, 09:03 PM
Vegetative state!!!!!1

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:03 PM
Undertaker is in a vegetative state?

That didn't hinder him for the first six years of his WWF run?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:04 PM
When they're saying Undertaker is in a vegetative state, do they mean he's gone on vacation to Alabama?

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:05 PM
THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE

Calamondin
06-20-2010, 09:06 PM
The worst part of this PPV has been that they only mentioned "vegetative state" once in that promo.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:06 PM
So it's Rey vs Kane vs Biff vs Big Show?

Where's CM Punk in all this?

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:06 PM
wtf, i predicted punk in tipsters to win, fucking screwjob, damn you vince.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:07 PM
oh punk is in it

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:07 PM
Oh, I see the Big Show has turned face again?

How can I tell? He's got a big shit eating grin. You can always tell if Show is heel or face by whether he has a shit eating grin or a scowl that could curdle milk while its still in the cow.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:07 PM
So, Punk is in this?

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:08 PM
lets go punk

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:09 PM
Wait... so Kane isn't even in this match?

B..b..but...

The entire video package revolved around Kane.

Much like the Drew-Matt Hardy reel that opened the show. What the fuck is going on tonight?

Is WWE just trying to signpost every run-in of the evening?

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:10 PM
Wait... so Kane isn't even in this match?

B..b..but...

The entire video package revolved around Kane.

Much like the Drew-Matt Hardy reel that opened the show. What the fuck is going on tonight?

Is WWE just trying to signpost every run-in of the evening?

fucked up booking

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:10 PM
I may reach 9000 posts tonight!

And it only took me a decade.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:11 PM
REY GETS BOOED AHAHAHAHAHA

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:12 PM
Why is Tony Chimel back in the SmackDown ring announcer position? I thought Justin Roberts was SD?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:13 PM
Rey in gold and purple... feeling nostalgic for the WCW days I guess...

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:15 PM
punk thinks he's rey mysterio all of a sudden

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:15 PM
he even did the exact same move as rey at the sametime, ffs!

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:16 PM
These matches should be elimination rules. I hate the 'first to score a pin' rule. It makes for an annoying viewing experience, and even within kayfabe it doesn't make any sense because the winner only beat one guy, not all of them. As a 'legit sporting contest', it sucks. As a staged wrestling event, it sucks. Yet the WWE felt it was a strong enough concept to build a pay-per-view around it.

Well the key word in pay-per-view is 'pay', And I would never ever have paid for this event.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:20 PM
When Matt Striker first started commentating, he was a breath of fresh air. Interesting, informative and amusing: almost a modern day Jesse Ventura. Nowhere near as good, but showing that kind of potential.

Now he's unbearable and obnoxious. What for the love of fuck went wrong??

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:21 PM
BAH GAWD ITS KANE

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:23 PM
Punk hit the Go2Sleep on Thwagger, nailing him viciously in the... erm... shoulder. Which was enough to knock him out, it appears.

Kane comes out with a casket. He attacks Punk and chokeslams him into the casket. The announcers seem to think this means the Straight Edge Society were the ones who attacked Undertaker.

Rey Mysterio pins Jack Swagger after flopping on top of him from the top rope and wins the World title.

Meh.

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 09:23 PM
<font color=goldenrod>*cue IWC bitching*</font>

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:23 PM
BOLLOCKS

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 09:24 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I'd have to think Cena will definitely retain with all of these title changes having already happened.

Then again, they've switched the WWE, WHW, and ECW titles all in one night before.</font>

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:25 PM
Will Rey's second title reign enjoy more success away from the lofty shadow of Eddie Guerrero?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:26 PM
It's hilarious when the kids in the front row are taller than the WWE World Heavyweight champion.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:28 PM
Does the Money In The Bank pay-per-view signal the end of the WrestleMania tradition?

Interview with John Cena. Mixed reaction. Does that even need to be said anymore?

MEMO TO VINCE:

It's been FIVE YEARS already since the Cena backlash. Turn the guy heel!

VSG
06-20-2010, 09:29 PM
There was a Cena backlash?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:29 PM
Hey, why did the other thread get sticky status? Just because it has the word "official" in the title, like that actually means anything??

They were both born at the same time. Show me some love!

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:30 PM
i love miz

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:30 PM
Hey, why did the other thread get sticky status? Just because it has the word "official" in the title, like that actually means anything??

They were both born at the same time. Show me some love!

owenbrowns thread was official

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 09:31 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Miz > R-Truth</font>

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:31 PM
Oooh, we're getting some US title action now. Fabulous.

The Miz is going to rap to the tune of R-Truth's theme... he's rapping about himself... fab.

I take it R-Truth is in the mix here too. Who else? I can scarcely contain myself.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:32 PM
owenbrowns thread was official

I could have written the word "official" in my thread title too!

blak23
06-20-2010, 09:32 PM
i appreciate this thread especially since i cant watch the ppv

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:32 PM
I could have written the word "official" in my thread title too!

but ya didn't, fool.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:32 PM
And that was post 9000...???

:-\

blak23
06-20-2010, 09:33 PM
there should be more threads like this

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:33 PM
Okay... I guess this is a one-on-one match, not a Fatal 4Way.

Go figure.

blak23
06-20-2010, 09:34 PM
for ppvs

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:36 PM
To clarify... the Divas match earlier... I am reliably informed by Jerry Lawler that Alicia Fox became the new Women's champion.

So you can all now sleep peacefully.

blak23
06-20-2010, 09:36 PM
so the theme seems to be push the smaller guys 2day

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:37 PM
Is the crowd burned out? Or do they not care?

Things are awfully quiet, and both Miz and Truth are selling far too much for a match that has only been going for a couple of minutes. In fact, Truth is out of the ring for a 9 count. A 9 count??? Already??

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:39 PM
Ref breaks up Miz attacking Truth in the corner. Miz charges and a signature corner clothesline.

Miz with one of the worst moves in wrestling, a leg scissors around Truth's torso. A move that makes absolutely no sense from a kayfabe perspective, and will send the crowds to sleep. Nice one, Mizanin.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:40 PM
Red Rooster Jr. staggers Truth with a knee to the ribs. Striker says "that move is called The Kitchen Sink". It is??

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:41 PM
Miz now with another weardown (ie. rest) hold. An armbar, then an abdominal stretch with the knee to the back. Truth punches his way out, rendering the whole thing pointless.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:43 PM
Miz looks like a cross between a young Bob Backlund and a fucking cunt.

Yes, he is easy to dislike. To me, this does not a good heel neccessarily make. There's 'this guy is so good he's making me want to boo the shit out of him' heat, and then there's 'this guy is so obnoxious it cannot possibly be an act, but even if it is, I still simply don't want to see him on my TV screen' heat.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:46 PM
This match has been thoroughly underwhelming thus far. The duo are moving at half-pace, the crowd are for the most part indifferent, the announcing is making me want to bathe my ears in Drambuie and set them alight... please end soon.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:47 PM
Truth surprises Miz with a small package and the crowd pops at the prospect of this one finally being over.

Mass disappointment as it continues, but not for long as Miz picks at the scraps of the old Bret-Owen WMX finish to pin Truth and retain the strap.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 09:48 PM
i didn;t mind that match, are you just in a shit mood or something carl? lol

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:48 PM
This "injuries can happen" ad... everytime I see it, I mishear John Cena's opening line as "every day I drink".

Every time.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:49 PM
Nah I'm not in a shit mood. The crowd killed that match for me, plus Miz is too annoying for me to enjoy seeing him perform.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:51 PM
If WWE didn't insist on having The Hart Dynasty's theme tune begin in exactly the same way as Bret Hart's, there wouldn't be an audible groan everytime TinTin and Davey Junior show up on the stage.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:52 PM
Missed opportunity. The Usos should have been called Headshrinkers 2000.

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 09:52 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Think I heard a cricket during the Usos entrance</font>

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:53 PM
The Samoan savage gimmick is a tried and tested wrestling tradition. If we start having intelligent Samoan wrestlers... who can speak, and wear boots and everything... then how can we ever go back?

Supreme Olajuwon
06-20-2010, 09:54 PM
you mean the Rock

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:54 PM
The announcers are starting to talk about where they are airing once again.

Now Cole is plugging Tribute to the Troops. Isn't that at Christmas?? What the fuck??

When the announcers are so bored they don't even know what time of year it is, you know there's a problem with the on-screen product.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:55 PM
you mean the Rock

Ah, but he was only half Samoan. He could talk and wore boots, but he had a thicker than average skull and quite likely ate lots of raw fish to make up for it.

Supreme Olajuwon
06-20-2010, 09:58 PM
3 Minute Warning gets no love in the Samoan bloodline

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 09:58 PM
These Uso boys will be 400lbs each within 10 years. You mark my words.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:01 PM
Isn't it great when Matt Striker recognises an obscure move he knows the name of. "Woooah! A Michinoku driver!"

Like he can't believe he's seeing it being executed in a WWE ring...

Londoner
06-20-2010, 10:01 PM
natalya spinning clothesline from hell wins the match

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:02 PM
Natalya pins Snukarette with a discus clothesline. DDP just had a wank.

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 10:02 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I don't care if they're his sons, I never thought I'd hear somebody say "Shades of Rikishi!!!" during a match.</font>

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:03 PM
Another match that would have benefitted from a livelier crowd.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:03 PM
Matt Striker has yet to master the art of the segue.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:04 PM
Hang on... it is nowwwwwwwwwwww tiiiiiiiiiime.......... for the maiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin event!

We've got an hour to go yet...

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:04 PM
Cena vs Sheamus vs Edge vs Randy Orton.

Is Orton not injured?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:06 PM
The pre-match promo is focusing on Orton more than anybody else... judging by past form tonight, he probably won't even make it to the match.

NXT attack??

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:08 PM
Does anyone else think Sheamus looks like the bastard lovechild of Triple H and Jake Busey?

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:12 PM
The stage for this PPV is actually rather lacklustre.

In fact, is it not simply the regular Raw/SmackDown set with a different display??

Londoner
06-20-2010, 10:13 PM
The stage for this PPV is actually rather lacklustre.

In fact, is it not simply the regular Raw/SmackDown set with a different display??

and red ropes, dont forget

oh wait they dont have them on normal tv now....

RP
06-20-2010, 10:14 PM
Spoiler


Cena Wins

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:15 PM
I appreciate the concept of filling the main events with multiple stars on PPV, but this Fatal 4Way concept is tired and old. Would it not have made more sense to have Championship Scramble matches? That's a nice concept, puts six guys in each match, and has proven unpredictable thus far.

In fact why not have a wildcard in each Scramble match, as voted by the fans and revealed on the night? Five guys announced ahead of time, and the fans can then vote for any other guy from the respective brands to make up the sixth guy.

Londoner
06-20-2010, 10:16 PM
am only interested incase the nxt rookies interfere

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:18 PM
Duelling chants now... "Cena sucks"... "Let's go Cena"...

Cole reverts to the company line of nobody ever evoking as much emotion as John Cena.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:18 PM
A shot of "the entire lockeroom watching the match". There were four guys there.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:20 PM
These matches end up so contrived... guys take a shot or two which would normally be par for the course in a wrestling match, but in the confines of the Fatal 4Way it knocks them out of the ring and motionless on the floor for minutes at a time. Nonsense.

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 10:21 PM
<font color=goldenrod>NXT guys run in brandishing ties just to piss off the IWC</font>

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:22 PM
How does Sheamus get so pale?

Does he go moonbathing at night? Is it a moontan?

Londoner
06-20-2010, 10:22 PM
How does Sheamus get so pale?

Does he go moonbathing at night? Is it a moontan?

hes irish

hes weird

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:25 PM
Sheamus has Cena up for the Razor's Edge. Drops him to sidestep an Edge spear. Edge to the post. Cena fails a pin attempt on the Pale Punisher.

Orton with the double rope assisted DDT on Sheamus and Cena. Edge takes down Orton with a clothesline.

Edge starts pulling his hair out. Careful dude, you'll end up looking like Hogan. "Check out the 24 inch parting, brother".

Cena takes over control to much booing and gnashing of teeth. We are kindly reminded that this is "vintage John Cena". No prizes for guessing by whom.

Savio
06-20-2010, 10:26 PM
Hey, why did the other thread get sticky status? Just because it has the word "official" in the title, like that actually means anything??....well it does say official.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:26 PM
Striker is getting confused between Sheamus and Cena.

Sheema?

Londoner
06-20-2010, 10:27 PM
....well it does say official.

beat you too it mate

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 10:28 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Wonder if we actually see this match have a winner before NXT comes in</font>

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:28 PM
Cena has the STFU on Edge... Edge reaches the ropes (of course! the STFU never works first time, duh!)

But wait! Cena pulls him back! If there wasn't at least 20mins of PPV time to go, I'd almost be worried. Arf arf.

Sheamus in and takes control....

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:29 PM
so what happened to Vince's meeting with Bret Hart's representatives?

Orton pins Cena with the RKO but Sheamus breaks the count by gingerly tapping the referees foot.

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 10:32 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Feed just cut out. Unreal.</font>

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:33 PM
Edge spears Orton. Sheamus pump kicks Edge. The Irish Curse working on Orton, but Edge drgas Orton outside. Sheamus into the announce table. Edge spears Orton into the announce table.

The Hart Dynasty, R-Truth and Evan Bourne are still watching backstage. Again we are erroneously informed that this is "everyone in the lockeroom".

The NXT shower attacks, and takes out 'the entire lockeroom'.

The NXT guys are heading to the ring, causing chaos as they do. Cena and NXT boys are brawling... All the main event participents are fighting the NXT guys off... except... Sheamus who sneaks the pinfall on Cena to take the strap...

Sheamus wins.

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:33 PM
Now the NXT crowd are beating on Cena again. Familiar.

Savio
06-20-2010, 10:33 PM
stream broke....went to a new flv which gave me no sound :mad:

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:34 PM
I think one of the NXT guys may be injured... seems to be favouring the ankle...

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:34 PM
NXT lot chase Sheamus up the aisle, and to the back.

In theory, there's still 25 mins of PPV time left...

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:35 PM
Crowd are chanting "Daniel Bryan", and it seems the show is over...

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 10:35 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Wow. Fucking short PPV.</font>

Exyle
06-20-2010, 10:35 PM
Daniel Bryan chant was epic win.

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 10:35 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Show goes off the air with DANIEL BRYAN chants</font> :lol:

NeanderCarl
06-20-2010, 10:36 PM
Well I would feel cheated by the short running time, but I didn't pay a penny and it means I get to go to bed earlier. Workies in the morning.

I have been your host NeanderCarl. Peace out peeps.

Evil Vito
06-20-2010, 10:38 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Of course, we didn't get any answers on whether or not they got contracts.</font>

VSG
06-20-2010, 11:00 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Of course, we didn't get any answers on whether or not they got contracts.</font>

The PPV ended earlier than the Vince-Raw officials "meeting" :nono: