Offical RAW Thread for 06/21/10 - Juan thinks I'm running out of ideas.

[Xero]

Sup?

RAW Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[Razzamajazz]

show opens with a recap of cena losing, show ends with cena getting beat down again

[The Blame Game]

I'll be looking for a stream if anyone would like to post one in here

[parkmania]

So help me, If NXT really IS just going after the "face" of the WWE, they better give equal beatdowns to Cena and Sheamus tonight.

[Afterlife]

Wtf with that title?

[Afterlife]

So help me, If NXT really IS just going after the "face" of the WWE, they better give equal beatdowns to Cena and Sheamus tonight.

They attacked all 4 men in the last match last night, and even chased Sheamus out of the arena to close the show. Pretty sure they aren't "taking sides" beyond their own.

[RGWhat316]

No guest host tonight? That could be a good thing.

[Juan]

I think Xero is running out of ideas

[RKO'em]

Isn't Florence Henderson supposed to host?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ah fuck off so, nobody have a sense of humour?
No, we all have a sense of humor. When someone provides humor, people sense it. Then they laugh. It's a very simple concept. Are you too stupid to understand how that works?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That might've been harsh, but please understand that absolutely nobody wants you here, and the fact that you continue to post and troll is a sign that you have absolutely nothing else to do with your pathetic, miserable life.

[MoFo]

http://atdhe.net/



(4 stream)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

No, I'm not playing this game. Just fuck off and die.

[MoFo]

how original

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Awesome diss bro. Check it. Gonna delete every single post of yours that isn't 100% on topic. JUST A HEADS UP

[ImAnIdiot]

I heard someone say "pathetic and miserable life" --- so here I am what do yo want?

[Juan]

Awesome diss bro. Check it. Gonna delete every single post of yours that isn't 100% on topic. JUST A HEADS UP

ditto

[RawRocks]

well well.. Vinnie Mac opens up the show

[jerichoholicninja]

Bret vs. Vince round 2?

[RKO'em]

Bret vs. Vince round 2?

Please, no...

[RawRocks]

Bret Hart fired as GM of Raw

[FearedSanctity]

Cole as GM?

[Poit]

Cole as GM?

Almost, it seems.

[jerichoholicninja]

What the H?

[Razzamajazz]

daniel bryan will be revealed to be the GM

[Skippord]

the computer is running this show now

[Razzamajazz]

remember, you heard it here first

[Skippord]

fucking terminators

[Poit]

The champ is here, fella.

[jerichoholicninja]

Could we see the computer vs. God at Money in the Bank?

[RawRocks]

Raw at the mercy of a computer laptop.. riiiiight

[ClockShot]

So we got "mystery GM" and all 7 NXT get jobs. Interesting.

[Juan]

daniel bryan will be revealed to be the GM

That's what I'm thinking

[Ultra Mantis]

I love the new GM already.

[RawRocks]

If it isnt Daniel Bryan i'd be shocked.

[Poit]

What the...?

[RawRocks]

Sheamus gives up the title? wow

AH FUCK YOU SHEAMUS!

[Poit]

OK, that's better.

[RKO'em]

FELLAAAA

[Juan]

lol Sheamus

[Razzamajazz]

i think i'm starting like sheamus

[Skippord]

there's actually a computer program designed specifically to run Raw

[Londoner]

lol@tree top superstars, dunno why the irish say three like that...

[jerichoholicninja]

Anyone else think the audio is weird?

[ClockShot]

Hey, who got hosting duty tonight?

[Razzamajazz]

there's actually a computer program designed specifically to run Raw

it's run on an apple, so it's steve jobs in control

[Juan]

oh jesus. here comes angry cena

[Razzamajazz]

rematch, TONIGHT

or a tag match

[Skippord]

I WILL FIGHT YOU TOOTH AND NAIL TO REGAIN MY WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

[Poit]

the computer is running this show now

Skynet is the new Raw GM.

[RKO'em]

He's happy Cena

[Londoner]

nah he's unfunny cena

[FearedSanctity]

Lol at the marching "CENA SUCKS" sign

[ClockShot]

We're missing a guy from this discussion.

[Londoner]

Lol another email

[Skippord]

Skynet is the new Raw GM.
On Judgment Day July 15, 2010, Rawnet became self aware

[Razzamajazz]

really? theres a fucking email sound from the new gm???

[Skippord]

I love that the email's have a ring tone

[Londoner]

me iz shocked

[Skippord]

MICHAEL COLE

[Londoner]

FUCK THE EMAILS

clap clap clap

FUCK THE EMAILS

clap clap clap

[Skippord]

damn I guessed wrong

[Razzamajazz]

so, the GM also has control over vince?

wtf

[RKO'em]

Anyone else feel like Daddy Mac is behind this?

[Poit]

Aw, I was hoping for Wade Barrett as the ref.

[Juan]

got a feeling something "huge" might happen in the main event again

[RawRocks]

I can already tell you this e-mail thing is going to be the stupidest and most annoying thing ever.

[Skippord]

Big Brother is GMing

[Aguakate]

I love that the email's have a ring tone

I love that the "sound" the emails make is actually that of an instant message on something like Windows Live Messenger or something...

...so apparently Michael Cole has the mystery general manager as a contact on MSN.

[Skippord]

the new general manager is an IT guy at apple

[nrt4]

It's not even a ringtone it's more like a IM alert.

"The anonymous General Manager of Raw" is gonna get old. I bet that the new GM is The Network and the NXT group will be Nexus

[VSG]

Why the fuck is Cole getting the emails despite Lawler being the colour commentor?

[Razzamajazz]

nice way to enter the ring from bourne

[Aguakate]

...is it possible that it'll turn out to be The Rock who is IM'ing Cole?

...it IS Summer, and i had heard that during the summer The Rock could be back...so...who knows.

[Skippord]

Why the fuck is Cole getting the emails despite Lawler being the colour commentor?
the computer is closer to Cole

[Juan]

Jericho :-\

[Poit]

Impromptu retirement match?

[VSG]

...is it possible that it'll turn out to be The Rock who is IM'ing Cole?

...it IS Summer, and i had heard that during the summer The Rock could be back...so...who knows.

I doubt they would go through all this elaboration for him, a surprise entry would be much more effective than this lame "email gm"

[MrMyc]

Don't these mysterious bosses always end up being Vince. Anyone remember the "Higher Power"?

[RawRocks]

well whats that three retirement matches in a span of 4 months now?

[VSG]

the computer is closer to Cole

The computer chose Cole for his "superior" intellect? If so then I think we needn't worry about skynet invading us :lol:

[Razzamajazz]

maybe they think lawler will slip up and say who it is

[Aguakate]

I doubt they would go through all this elaboration for him, a surprise entry would be much more effective than this lame "email gm"

He DID say he was working with Vince on doing something "different"...he didnt just want to come back one night and guest host and leave it at that...

(Aguakate impersonates Vince McMahon)

"...anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation".

[Ultra Mantis]

I can see Jericho losing here, only to reveal himself as GM some time later.

[Testicle]

All this because Jericho hosts a game show.

[VSG]

He DID say he was working with Vince on doing something "different"...he didnt just want to come back one night and guest host and leave it at that...

He said that when?

[Razzamajazz]

that was a 3 count

[Razzamajazz]

i hate when the ref pounds his hand on the mat as a "warm up" before he counts 1

[Aguakate]

He said that when?

He said that back when he was promoting The Tooth Fairy...I dont remember where, but he did...if I happen to find it i'll put it up.

[RKO'em]

i hate when the ref pounds his hand on the mat as a "warm up" before he counts 1

Gets me everytime.

[Innovator]

Jericho loses this is gonna be troubling.

[RKO'em]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q4yEQocS70&feature=related

That's the sound

[RawRocks]

what game show is Jericho supposively hosting?

[Emperor Smeat]

nice hurricarana counter

[Emperor Smeat]

what game show is Jericho supposively hosting?

"Downfall" on ABC

[Skippord]

this seems to be the same match as yesterday

[Innovator]

Awesome counter into the Walls

[Innovator]

CODEBREAKER

[Poit]

Whew.

[ClockShot]

And Jericho redeems himself.

Not a bad match.

[Juan]

wow. fantastic match

[Testicle]

Thank god, knowing Jericho that could've been it. His last retirement came out of no where.

[Juan]

face turn?

[Juan]

lolllll

[Poit]

face turn?

Yeah right. :p

[HeartBreakMan2k]

It's amazing to me that Evan has the ability to do the press and land on his feet and even to just take it onto knees. I mean, I know there are guys in indies who can do it too but still. Very impressive.

[ClockShot]

Some picture of the NXT guys. :lol:

[VSG]

He said that back when he was promoting The Tooth Fairy...I dont remember where, but he did...if I happen to find it i'll put it up.

Cool.

[nrt4]

Anyone notice how crappy the graphic for tonights main event? It's Vince from Wrestlemania with a referee uniform photoshopped on. The shirt isn't even with his head.

[Afterlife]

Enjoying Raw thus far.

[ClockShot]

Wonder if anybody is going in the drink tonight?

[Aguakate]

Anyone notice how crappy the graphic for tonights main event? It's Vince from Wrestlemania with a referee uniform photoshopped on. The shirt isn't even with his head.

They do that with Championship Belts ALL the time.

They take a picture of the wrestler, and just paste the belt on him.

[nrt4]

They do that with Championship Belts ALL the time.

They take a picture of the wrestler, and just paste the belt on him.

I know but it's barely notice-able. You can tell that they made the one for tonight in a rush

[Razzamajazz]

i.e. the miz with the belt that has kofi's name on it

[Triple Naitch]

Great. The e-mails from the commissioner is the same sound as my text ringtone. Now I look at my phone every time I hear it.

[Aguakate]

I LOVE how they're in Connecticut, apparently people from Linda's opponent in the Senate Race were going to be in attendance, trying to dig up dirt to throw at Linda, using the WWE...and Vince makes himself a central figure on tonight's show...hahahaha!

[Razzamajazz]

so maryse is a hooker now? sweet

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T FIRE VIRGIL!

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like Virgil just got future endowed.

[glanville6]

Haha go to the drug store. 2 firings today, wow

[Skippord]

go to the drug store

boom!

[ClockShot]

Nattie gonna put on a clinic I hope.

[Razzamajazz]

triple h in the limo

[RawRocks]

Limo... hmmm

[Savio]

I guess cole is not the new GM

[Juan]

those limo shots always remind me of the Attitude era when almost every segment ended with a close up of a limo

[Afterlife]

those limo shots always remind me of the Attitude era when almost every segment ended with a close up of a limo

Yeah. :|

[Savio]

But it would always end with King or JR saying "Who's that?"....They were silent here for some reason

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Damn... Nattie just did the best clothesline I've seen from anyone in QUITE some time.

[ClockShot]

Too early for NXT.

[RawRocks]

well here we go

[RKO'em]

Business is about to pick up

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Gabirel just became one of my favorites. Had know idea he used knees to the head from the clinch.

[Afterlife]

I'm really liking Barret in this pseudo-diplomat position.

[ClockShot]

Bummer. And I wanted Ms. Neidhart to show what her daddy taught her.

[Emperor Smeat]

One would think Tyson Kidd would have learned not to try to fight 7 guys at once since it hasn't worked for the past 3 weeks.

Or maybe he wanted to get closer to Wade to hear the apology. :shifty:

[Savio]

I thought the brady bunch was hosting this week?

[Aguakate]

IDK about u people, but im prepared to be disappointed about the limo thing...

...most likely the NXT guys are in there or something.

[RawRocks]

wonder if Daniel Bryan is in the limo

[Savio]

Mad grease in his hairBummer. And I wanted Ms. Neidhart to show what her daddy taught her.
:naughty:.....:shifty:

[ClockShot]

Shit, you can use the shine on Tarver's head as a spotlight.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yeah dude... mad sheen on the hair...

[Aguakate]

...geez, Otunga's hair...uff.

[Savio]

see how much his hand is shaking?

[Poit]

Black Cena admits it!

[Aguakate]

Hahaha "The Black John Cena"...awesome.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

*pops for black John Cena*

[jerichoholicninja]

BLACK JOHN CENA

[jerichoholicninja]

Methinks Cole is their leader the way he is introducing them each by name.

[Triple Naitch]

LOL Darren Young is so getting fired after saying that.

[Innovator]

Heard a Daniel Bryan chant for a minute

[Skippord]

Tarver is the best

[Savio]

Damn that's a lot.

[Innovator]

Man I want to hear the Final Countdown so bad right now

[ClockShot]

5 kids? I hope he got a good paycheck with that contract he got.

[Testicle]

Traver is really good on the mic.

[teamXtremist]

no shit tarver mix in a rubber

[Poit]

Nexus!

[Providence Peep]

Is Otunga's hair super-glued to his head?

[ClockShot]

ORTON GOT SCREWED!!! :shifty:

[ClockShot]

Sorry Cole, Radicals got taken already.

[Testicle]

Fuck, that had better not be their theme music.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

They still need a name...

[Innovator]

Put the Final Countdown on, I'm good now

[RawRocks]

somehow i dont like the fact that they got their contracts so quickly.

[Ultra Mantis]

That theme is terrible. Looks like they are going with the Nexus name after all.

[Afterlife]

Gabriel was shaking, but everyone else seemed rather calm on the mic. These guys are definitely looking more solid as things go on.

[Testicle]

Lulz, this 'deadliest matches' dvd shows the undertaker choking numerours people and Danielson just got fired for the same shit. Go WWE.

[RKO'em]

Fuck, I want Pizza Hut now.

[glanville6]

Lulz, this 'deadliest matches' dvd shows the undertaker choking numerours people and Danielson just got fired for the same shit. Go WWE.

[teamXtremist]

lol cottonwood in slo-mo

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Cottonwood in slow mo was odd...

[Testicle]

DiBiase bores me.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And Maryse is amazing...

[Ultra Mantis]

lol slow motion Eli Cottonwood.

[Testicle]

Oh fuck, how was that PG?

[ClockShot]

I bet you do have better things to "do", Ted.

[Poit]

WOO WOO WOO

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I'm waiting for the angle where Dibiase runs out of money cause Maryse... :D

[Skippord]

Eli Cottonwood as Lenny from Of Mice And Men

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm waiting for the angle where Dibiase runs out of money cause Maryse... :D

So it should start by next Monday.

[Providence Peep]

I'm waiting for the angle where Dibiase runs out of money cause Maryse... :D

I wonder how much she costs per hour.
Also, what's up with Bret being gone? Is that permanent?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

what about the rabbits george

[teamXtremist]

swing and a miss

[Providence Peep]

Nice fuck-up by the Monday Night Delight

[Poit]

Eli Cottonwood as Lenny from Of Mice And Men

Tell me 'bout the rabbits, John.

[ClockShot]

I'm waiting for the angle where Dibiase runs out of money cause Maryse... :D

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[teamXtremist]

way to fuck a leg up

[Skippord]

Starship Pain, hitting a different body part every time

[ClockShot]

Eli could be Khali's double if he wanted to be.

Make for an interesting story line.

[Krimzon7]

JOHN WAS LOOKING FOR THE CAN

[Skippord]

ugh, I really want to like Cena

[Krimzon7]

Starship Pain, hitting a different body part every time

thats PSYCHOLOGY!!!!

[Skippord]

Eli could be Khali's double if he wanted to be.

Make for an interesting story line.
The White Khali

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Starship Pain, hitting a different body part every time

Except for when it hits nothing at all...

[Providence Peep]

thats PSYCHOLOGY!!!!

Not sloppiness?
Oh, and by the way, I think Michael Cole is the "anonymous GM"

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The White Khali

Makes sense. Racial equality. Had the Black John Cena last season, only fair to have a White Khali?

[Providence Peep]

This show is going by really fast tonight.
Where's Orton? And does anyone know if Bret is really gone?

[thedamndest]

"Honey, I think I'm gonna need...more ties."

[Krimzon7]

Not sarcasm?


You may be on to something!!!

[VSG]

Brown Eli!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Oh, the dirty things I would do to Eve...

[Providence Peep]

Hey, there's Eli Cottonwood again!
He went to the back, grew a few inches, put on some weight, and changed his pants!

[Krimzon7]

Lol, you never EVER see Khali/Cottonwood in the same screen...

I shall dub thee Khaliwood!

[glanville6]

is this superstars?

[ClockShot]

Yo Inno, Mr. Hyde has made his appearance.

:nono:

[Skippord]

gee I wonder who will win this match

[Ultra Mantis]

Primo on RAW? In a match? Wow

[Providence Peep]

The obligatory weekly popcorn match

[Krimzon7]

I'm just listening to this match, and it sounds slightly pornographic

[Providence Peep]

I'm still waiting for the GM tone again

[JoeCool]

Does anyone else think Michael Cole is e-mailing himself and he's the anonymous general manager?

[glanville6]

I sort of did, but don't think so. Id be ok with it.

[JoeCool]

Also, did anyone see the way Virgil stared at Dibiase's belt when he was fired. Is anyone else sensing a Virgil-Dibiase match for the Million Dollar Championship?

[Providence Peep]

Does anyone else think Michael Cole is e-mailing himself and he's the anonymous general manager?

yep

[Providence Peep]

Also, did anyone see the way Virgil stared at Dibiase's belt when he was fired. Is anyone else sensing a Virgil-Dibiase match for the Million Dollar Championship?

Haven't seen one of those before :shifty:
Although, I actually thought Virgil was looking down at Teddy's manhood.

[Cool King]

Primo = Chavo Guerrero V2.

[jerichoholicninja]

Primo = Chavo Guerrero V2.

Primo = Raw version of Chavo Guerrero

[Providence Peep]

Come to think of it, I think the anonymous GM might be Iron Mike Sharpe.

[Krimzon7]

LOL, Danielson, should come out with the 'official email transcripts from the new GM' and reveal that they're all coming from the same IP addy to the same IP addy. He should whip out his phone and 'ping' the addy. Cole's phone should go off, and he should sulk into the ring, deliver a great promo, shake vince's hand (who's impressed with his caniving ways) Only to get stunned by Cole! Then the Rookies should beat the PISS out of Bryan, only to have Cena jump in, get some revenge on the Rookies, and AA Danielson as the show goes off.

[ClockShot]

APEX PREDATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Krimzon7]

SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS! Ortons here

[Poit]

Miz makes everything better.

[glanville6]

sweet, id like an orton-miz fued

[Savio]

describe?

[Testicle]

Snap. Miz main-event push?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Love the little nuances that Randy just nails. The incredibly slow head turn was perfect...

[Emperor Smeat]

How come Miz never bothered to do this when Batista was always in a title feud.

[ClockShot]

Come closer, Miz. You're about to get a lethal dose of venom.

[Savio]

its not either its cena vs sheamus

[Testicle]

ITS NOT A FUCKING SCOOP SLAM!

[Skippord]

whoever this lady yelling woo is is really pissing me off

[glanville6]

i thought the secret was steroids...most people like to be quiet about that

[Skippord]

god I love Edge

[Krimzon7]

Edge.
Miz.
Orton.
One segment....

I just produced a fucking quart!!!!!!!!

[glanville6]

edge looks years younger with no facial hair...wow

[Providence Peep]

Somebody already said it, but that graphic of McMahon really sucks.

[Providence Peep]

Edge.
Miz.
Orton.
One segment....

I just produced a fucking quart!!!!!!!!

You should sell that on Ebay :naughty:

[Krimzon7]

You should sell that on Ebay :naughty:
GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS


I miss Kane86, that lovable asshole sock

[Providence Peep]

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS

I'd rather just give you my ass :naughty: :lol:

[RawRocks]

so two refs... greeeattt

[Krimzon7]

I'd rather just give you my ass :naughty: :lol:

:-\:|:wtf::rofl:

[glanville6]

I can somehow see a free tv title change tonight, I think Barrett will face Cena for the title at the next PPV

[Providence Peep]

so two refs... greeeattt

Well, it worked so well during the main event of the first WrestleMania.
Is Roberts still recovering from the choke?
And btw, either he knows to sell really well or Bryan was really choking him.

[ClockShot]

20 minutes to go. What's gonna happen?

Skynet appears in human form? Nexus crew strikes again? Vince screws Cena and/or Sheamus?

[glanville6]

20 minutes to go. What's gonna happen?

Skynet appears in human form? Nexus crew strikes again? Vince screws Cena and/or Sheamus?

"It was me Austin"

[Providence Peep]

Cena = :drool:

[JoeCool]

That seemed like a really odd opening to the title match. Two referees in the ring- Vince McMahon and Jack Doan- and Jack Doan pats down both guy. I'm thinking Jack Doan is the anonymous GM.

[Providence Peep]

That seemed like a really odd opening to the title match. Two referees in the ring- Vince McMahon and Jack Doan- and Jack Doan pats down both guy. I'm thinking Jack Doan is the anonymous GM.

Do you realize how completely illogical and senseless that would be?
You could be on the creative team!

[JoeCool]

And what was with Roberts introducing both men after they entered the ring and were in their respective corners? Could that be anymore Michael Buffer-like. All that was missing was the "Leeeeeeeeeeets get ready to rumbleeeeeee.