How To Be An Annoying Fan

[Providence Peep]

In no particular order:

1. Think that the Attitude Era was the end-all and be-all in wrestling.
2. Think so-and-so "sold out" for leaving the wrestling business or a certain company. There's no fine-print that says WWE/TNA/wrestling business/the fans own a wrestler for the rest of his/her life, or that a wrestler never gave a shit about the company/business/fans if he/she decides to leave. I don't quite understand why the fans take that so personally.
3. Chant "WHAT?!" during every single promo, even the ones done by guys who can work the mic.
4. Cheer for well-established heels for no good reason whatsoever, just to be different.
5. Think that you know all the in's and out's about wrestling and think your opinions are better or mean more than anyone else's.
6. Go to a live event and hold up your sign every 15 seconds, just to get your ugly mug on TV, and thus block the view of the people sitting behind you.
7. Go to a live event, bring signs with you, and hold them up every 15 seconds, even when it's a show that's not being televised. Nobody cares what you think.
8. Go to the Royal Rumble, count down with the clock, and be completely out of synch.
9. Be one of those "look at all these wrestlers I've met" stalkers that hang out at airports and hotels for hours on end just to meet the same wrestlers you met 6 months ago.
10. Be a Cena-hater, because you think it's the cool thing to do.

N.B.: I know I might catch some flack for some of these. Bring it on, bitch.

[XCaliber]

Honestly I see nothing wrong with #4 it's our right to cheer if we want to.

[MoFo]

FIRE RUSSO
TURN CENA HEEL
PUSH ______ (usually a cruiserweight)
HHH IS HOLDING ______ DOWN


I think I covered the basics

[RiX1024]

shout "kick him in the balls" constantly...get chucked out for that one.
chant SUPER DRAGON for no reason.
chant WE WANT BLOOD in a divas match.

[Providence Peep]

FIRE RUSSO
TURN CENA HEEL
PUSH ______ (usually a cruiserweight)
HHH IS HOLDING ______ DOWN


I think I covered the basics

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

[Savio]

Bring a vuvuzela.

[Providence Peep]

Honestly I see nothing wrong with #4 it's our right to cheer if we want to.

Yes, but the fans who cheer for or boo a wrestler just because nobody else does are as annoying as the fans who cheer for or boo a wrestler mindlessly.

[XCaliber]

Yes, but the fans who cheer for or boo a wrestler just because nobody else does are as annoying as the fans who cheer for or boo a wrestler mindlessly.

So you're saying that the smarks are as bad as the sheep hmmmm?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

FIRE RUSSO
TURN CENA HEEL
PUSH ______ (usually a cruiserweight)
HHH IS HOLDING ______ DOWN


I think I covered the basics

In all fairness, all of these things at a certain point have been true.

[Providence Peep]

In all fairness, all of these things at a certain point have been true.

How can you tell? It was written so unintelligibly. Post No. 900.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

5. Think that you know all the in's and out's about wrestling and think your opinions are better or mean more than anyone else's.

Yeah this one irks me for a few reasons. It's fine to be an armchair booker, but people will say how they think things should happen, and then when things don't happen that way, they immediately dismiss the whole event as stupid.

[BigDaddyCool]

Be named Noid.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Also hate how impatient fans are and how quick they pass judgment on an angle before it's even done. Daniel Bryan's time on NXT is a prime example of this. They were clearly building to something bigger than him winning the show, but people wrote it off after a week because he was jobbing and being held down.

[Kane Knight]

So you're saying that the smarks are as bad as the sheep hmmmm?

Is there any doubt?

[Kane Knight]

Also hate how impatient fans are and how quick they pass judgment on an angle before it's even done. Daniel Bryan's time on NXT is a prime example of this. They were clearly building to something bigger than him winning the show, but people wrote it off after a week because he was jobbing and being held down.

And then the angle on Raw was the BEST THING EVER and then he got fired and people panicked.

[Nark Order]

Also hate how impatient fans are and how quick they pass judgment on an angle before it's even done. Daniel Bryan's time on NXT is a prime example of this. They were clearly building to something bigger than him winning the show, but people wrote it off after a week because he was jobbing and being held down.

Yeah, that ended up turning out really great for the guy... :shifty:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Yeah panic. That's the right term to describe it.

[Londoner]

Too add to the list:

Too start thinking its gonna be the attitude era again just cause of 'one' incident.

[The Ravishing One]

Bring a fucking sign infront of me! GRRR!!

[The Jayman]

become a troll on an internet wrestling message board

[The Pope]

Yelling out "Boring" during a good technical wrestling match in WWE

[erickman]

FIRE RUSSO
TURN CENA HEEL
PUSH ______ (usually a cruiserweight)
HHH IS HOLDING ______ DOWN


I think I covered the basics

i kind of like the fire russo chants, not as good as the f*ck you russo chants though.

[jskinnyg]

Yeah I have always cheered for the heels, so F*** #4...

[The Pope]

HHH is holding down John Morrison

[MVP]

The Attitude Era is what made me continue to watch wrestling as the nWo became stale and WCW was getting flushed down the toilet. It's not the end-all, be-all in wrestling, but it's the best era in my opinion.

[Chavo Classic]

I have probably done all of the above. I think starting a duelling chant during a Briscoe vs Briscoe match was one of my biggest 'prick' moment

[JimmyMess]

chant WE WANT BLOOD in a divas match.


I definately laughed there. that was awesome.

And as for arm-chair booking, it is one thing to wish to see it a certain way, but like it was stated before me, just because it doesn't pan out that way is no reason to dismiss the whole thing as stupid or wrong.

Look at NXT... everyone bashed the ridiculousness of the competition, and now that whole concept has slowly begun to develop, starting with a badass angle on RAW.

[DAMN iNATOR]

As far as #10 goes I think probably 99.99% or more are actually very serious about their hate of Cena. I know I am. I've hated him since his untalented ass won the WWE title at Mania 21.

[Th3R0CKSays]

shout "kick him in the balls" constantly...get chucked out for that one.
chant SUPER DRAGON for no reason.
chant WE WANT BLOOD in a divas match.


Seriously, who is the guy sits at a WWE live event and chants Super Dragon. That is pretty funny. Is this guy hoping that Rey Mysterio or The Great Khali gets mad and comes into the crowd and gets in his face?

[BollywoodSingh]

Chanting "YOU FUCKED UP!" when a wrestler screws up a move. In fact, I hate when wrestling fans swear in any of their chants. There are kids in the crowd. ("HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!")

[Mooияakeя™]

Fuck everything said here, just take a Vuvuzela

[erickman]

Fuck everything said here, just take a Vuvuzela

that would be funny as hell half the fans start blowing those horns. impact zone would be the best place for it.

[Gertner]

Become an Indy wrestling fan.

[Juan]

Become an Indy wrestling fan.

You're starting to become very predictable in your old age, Gert.

[Gertner]

It's not like I'm lying. "Omg did you see Davey Richards kick out of 10 Canadian Destroyers at the count of one!!! THIS IS WRESTLING!!!"

[Juan]

Yeah, you're not exaggerating at all.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, you're not exaggerating at all.

Okay, fine, it was six Canadian Destroyers.

[Gertner]

Lol some guy took a dvd off the top rope in DGUSA and jumped right back up on some show I watched. THIS IS WRESTLING!

[Juan]

Wrestling is for real.

[Gertner]

To the majority of indy fans I really think it is.

[Droford]

Bring a vuvuzela.

If Santino ever turns heel, his celebratory air trombone should be replaced with one of those things.

[Kane Knight]

To the majority of indy fans I really think it is.

Nah, but to a lot of indy fans, XXXTREM ACTION is still the only real wrestling.

[The Pope]

A lot of WWE crowds, they don't know what a real wrestling match is.

[Gertner]

Yes they do. But I guess if it isn't kicking out of each others finisher 15 times and no selling everything it isn't wrestling. Wait. THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!

[Juan]

You're gay

[Gertner]

If by gay you mean happy, then yes, I'm gay.

Counterpoint: you're mexican.

Game, set, match.

[OverTaker]

Shining a Laser light on a wrestler pretty much means you are asking to get thrown out. Pretty annoying also.

[.44 Magdalene]

I've learned that heels don't actually like to be cheered, even if you do like them. The best way to show a wrestler playing heel respect is to boo the shit out of him, to be honest.

[.44 Magdalene]

That being said, cheering heels is "annoying" to the heels

[OverTaker]

For example when Vince McMahon made Marty Jennetty kiss his ass, and the whole crowd was booing him...that one guy going "YEAH!!! WOO! ALRIGHT!!!" Vince is like :wtf:

[Juan]

That being said, cheering heels is "annoying" to the heels

Tell that to everyone at TPWW

[Kane Knight]

Tell that to everyone at TPWW

Yeah, not a particularly convincing argument.

[Swiss Ultimate]

"Fire Russo" chants are the one redeeming quality of TNA fans.

[Gertner]

Yeah, you're not exaggerating at all.

Here, I'll describe to you every ROH angle. I'll use Davey Richards vs Rodrick Strong.

Rodrick Strong is in the ring and calls out Richards. Richards enters the ring with a mic. Strong states "grrrrr I'm intense and want respect". Richards replies "well I'm intense and want respect". Strong states that "I'm intense and I respect you, but only if you respect me". Richards replies "Well I respect you, but only if you respect me.........with honor". The crowd is in a frenzy as this is the most personality they've seen since Steve Blackman circa 1999. Strong replies "respect". Richards replies "honor".

Flash forward to the ROH ppv entitled "Overly serious douchey ppv title" The crowd is filled with Jonah Hill lookalikes. The match starts. The two hit armdrags for 15 minutes straight. At the 20 minute mark one of the Jonah Hill look a likes stands up wearing a Misawa t-shirt and Hayabusa mask. This is his moment. He has been scouring the internet for 3 weeks trying to find the most obscure reference he can find. He yells "foreeeeeee", alluding to Rodrick Strong's miserbale 35th place finish at the grade 9 golf tournament. His buddies decked out in El Santo masks and Tokyo Magnum t-shirts high five him. At the 30 minute mark the match stops. The two grabs mic's and turn to the crowd and yell "THIS IS WRESTLING". The match continues. The only thing selling less than these wrestlers are the condoms being sold at the door after the show. Rodrick hits 3 straight Canadian Destroyers on a steel chair, Richards kicks out at 1. Richards slashes Strong's neck with a knife, kick out at 1 and a half. Finally at the 80 minute mark, Richards wins by shooting a cannonball through Strong's stomach, but uses the ropes for leverage for the three count. The two stand up and shakes hands. The crowd exclaims that this is the MOTY, which was previously the match before this, and previously the match before that. The two head to the back and receive their paychecks: $5 and a half off a 6 inch sub coupon for Subway. THIS IS WRESTLING!!!

[Rammsteinmad]

8. Go to the Royal Rumble, count down with the clock, and be completely out of synch.

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn this pisses me off every year. So glad to FINALLY get that off my chest!

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