Official RAW Thread for 07/05/10 - Where in the world is Wade Barrett?

[owenbrown]

place your bets....who's gonna get thrown into one of the ladders

[ClockShot]

That ain't Bourne. Though he's probably laid out in back now.

[Krimzon7]

Who compared Miz to Farty Janetty?


Tons of people when the In Crowd was split up

[AJHayes]

I would be concerned that Miz's armbreaker move is too violent.

[RawRocks]

a broken WWE mic flag.. must be the one that hit R Truth

[RatedGSuperstar]

I love Jericho/Edge time. More, please.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Uhhh Chris, Edge was in WWE before you</font> :shifty:

[Krimzon7]

Uhhh Chris, Edge was in WWE before you :shifty:

Who remembers that?

[BizarroKing]

Edge has been involved with every Money in the Bank win when you look at it.

[glanville6]

anyone else think that Jericho looks like Benoit when he doesnt shave?

[Krimzon7]

Damn whats up with the electrical wiring in this gym? Pay the fucking bill!

[ClockShot]

IT'S NOT AUSTIN!

[blak23]

still teasin scsa

[RatedGSuperstar]

anyone else think that Jericho looks like Benoit when he doesnt shave?

All Canadian people look the same to me, so I don't know.

[RawRocks]

Randy Orton and Evan Bourne tag team.. wowzers!

[El Tigre]

<font color=goldenrod>Uhhh Chris, Edge was in WWE before you</font> :shifty:

I think Jericho was referring to wrestling in general. I think he's been around longer than Edge in that regard.

[Krimzon7]

If he hit an RKO on Bourne while walking,I'd mark

[blak23]

it could be austin

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah it's not Austin.

If it DID wind up being Austin, they royally dropped the ball by hinting at it.</font>

[CSL]

Good job Orton happened to have his gear on.

[Providence Peep]

OMG! Orton + Bourne = Gay for Pay :drool:

[CSL]

He looks like a gaylord with no wrist tape.

[BizarroKing]

Stop teasing your universe WWE! It's not Austin.

[The Gold Standard]

I love that Bourne is being used weekly in high profile matches

[Providence Peep]

it could be austin

NOT A FUCKING CHANCE

[blak23]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah it's not Austin.

If it DID wind up being Austin, they royally dropped the ball by hinting at it.</font>

all i think this determines is that it will be a heel

[BizarroKing]

Randy's gonna rape Edge...Then it's Jericho's turn.

[Providence Peep]

all i think this determines is that it will be a heel

Namely, Michael Cole or Mike Adamle

[El Tigre]

It's odd, but yeah: Orton without wristbands always stands out for me. He just seems out of place.

[Krimzon7]

IT'S NOT AUSTIN!

Dude, we know.

[owenbrown]

Evan Bourne teaming up with THAT DAMN VINTAGE EPISODIC VIPER RANDY ORTON

[BizarroKing]

Wait, I got it. It's the same person that blew up McMahon's limo, the same person that was in the white hummer, and the same person that kidnapped Samoa Joe.

They're all one in the same!

[blak23]

yea the teasing is just to generate heat on whoever it ends up being and the nexus thing will probably be like a hostile takeover which will eventually involve the season 2 guys

[Providence Peep]

yea the teasing is just to generate heat on whoever it ends up being

WOW! YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS!

[blak23]

where are randy's wrist bands?

[blak23]

WOW! YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS!

thanks man that means alot

[McLegend]

Orton looks more like an underwear model then a wrestler right now.

[El Tigre]

the same person that kidnapped Samoa Joe.

Whatever happened with that arc? 'sigh' TNA...

[McLegend]

Orton looks more like an underwear model then a wrestler right now.

He's the fuckin man though

[RatedGSuperstar]

Randy's wrist bands are just tattooed on these days, that's all.

[McLegend]

He's the fuckin man though

Fuck yeah he is

[Providence Peep]

Orton looks more like an underwear model then a wrestler right now.

:yes::drool:

[Testicle]

Holy fuck guys, is it that big a deal that he isn't wearing wrist tape?

[CSL]

WOW! YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS!

lol @ you treating this guy like you're somehow better than him.

[blak23]

Holy fuck guys, is it that big a deal that he isn't wearing wrist tape?

no but it's def noticeable

[Providence Peep]

lol @ you treating this guy like you're somehow better than him.

He knows I'm just kidding around, don't worry about it.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The GM is clearly Charlie Haas. He's just doing a SCSA impersonation this week.</font>

[AJHayes]

yea the teasing is just to generate heat on whoever it ends up being and the nexus thing will probably be like a hostile takeover which will eventually involve the season 2 guys

Holy fuck. You're brilliant.

[CSL]

Holy fuck guys, is it that big a deal that he isn't wearing wrist tape?

Yes.

[blak23]

wait....so you don't think im a genius?

[El Tigre]

Santino has the Cobra.

Orton is known as the Viper.

Cole just called Evan a spider.

Management should have just kept it as WWF, right?

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>The GM is clearly Charlie Haas. He's just doing a SCSA impersonation this week.</font>

Or Eugene. :shifty:

[blak23]

Holy fuck. You're brilliant.

thanks bro

[Providence Peep]

Santino has the Cobra.

Orton is known as the Viper.

Cole just called Evan a spider.

Management should have just kept it as WWF, right?

Plus some of the guys are hung like a horse

[CSL]

He knows I'm just kidding around, don't worry about it.

lol no, you were just being an ass, probably because the guy has less posts than you. BUT WHATEVER BRO.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Kinda irks me how tag wrestling has always been formulaic ever since I started watching. Unless the face team is winning in a squash, you'll always have one of the faces playing Ricky Morton.</font>

[BizarroKing]

Maybe it's Shark Boy, when's the last time he's been in TNA and his Stone Cold gimmick.

[CSL]

No idea why Edge uses those tights over the ones he's had in the past.

[MrSpikeLee]

It's The Rock

[CSL]

<font color=goldenrod>Kinda irks me how tag wrestling has always been formulaic ever since I started watching. Unless the face team is winning in a squash, you'll always have one of the faces playing Ricky Morton.</font>

The very best teams in history don't really let you notice that.

[Cool King]

Did Cole just say that The Nexus don't get a title shot for three months?

I thought when he was reading the E-Mail from the GM that he said that The Nexus weren't getting a title shot until further notice?

[blak23]

orton has way to many theatrics imo

[CSL]

He does get a bit over-excited with his fire as a babyface.

[RatedGSuperstar]

HOW WILL ORTON EVER GET TO EVAN BOURNE!?!

[Krimzon7]

Yeah, His older tights are awesome...But I will take Edge in whatever he wants to wear, as long as he's going in the ring

[Evil Vito]

The very best teams in history don't really let you notice that.

<font color=goldenrod>Fair enough. I didn't start watching since the late '90s, and I've still noticed the basic format even from great teams over the years like E&C. Missed tag wrestling's heyday.</font> :(

[blak23]

edge needs his trench coat

[RatedGSuperstar]

It seems like it's been like 8 years since Jericho hit the Lionsault.

[ClockShot]

So much for that.

[CSL]

God that SSP looks pretty.

[blak23]

why does it seem ref count faster after a guy hits his finisher

[glanville6]

yea the teasing is just to generate heat on whoever it ends up being and the nexus thing will probably be like a hostile takeover which will eventually involve the season 2 guys

Matt Striker maybe? He's a smart guy, can maybe pull it off. I know he's had an issue with a season 2 rookie...but maybe he can mastermind this hostile takeover you speak of.

[ClockShot]

THAT'S MY BOY!

[BizarroKing]

RKO! RKO! RKO! RKO! RKO! RKO! RKO! RKO!

Randy Keith Orton!

[Krimzon7]

Edge needs to come out...wetter.


RKO! NEVER FORGET YOU'RE IN THERE WITH A FUCKING VIPER!

[RatedGSuperstar]

FUCK YEAH RKO!

Crowd totally doesn't know how to react lol

[CSL]

<font color=goldenrod>Fair enough. I didn't start watching since the late '90s, and I've still noticed the basic format even from great teams over the years like E&C. Missed tag wrestling's heyday.</font> :(

Yeah, check out mid to late 80's tag wrestling from just about any half-decent company, it's mostly glorious.

[Testicle]

Who ever the GM is doesn't matter to me as long as it makes sense and is believable.

If they pick someone ridiculous like they did with Rikishi in 2000 for an equally big angle, I am going to be pissed.

[blak23]

Matt Striker maybe? He's a smart guy, can maybe pull it off. I know he's had an issue with a season 2 rookie...but maybe he can mastermind this hostile takeover you speak of.

i doubt itll be striker since they havent even stepped foot on smackdown or nxt

[CSL]

So maybe the new GM is gonna show just in time to drop the ban on NXT guys attacking folk and Cena's gonna get another licking. Or vice versa and Barrett's gonna get one, depending on a face or heel being 'revealed'.

[BizarroKing]

Who ever the GM is doesn't matter to me as long as it makes sense and is believable.

If they pick someone ridiculous like they did with Rikishi in 2000 for an equally big angle, I am going to be pissed.

He did it for The Rock. He'll be the GM for the same reason: he did it for The Rock

[Providence Peep]

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/B/BU/BUC/BUCSIT23/1244019150_2886_full.jpeg

Viper!

[blak23]

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/B/BU/BUC/BUCSIT23/1244019150_2886_full.jpeg

Viper!

gay

[teamXtremist]

ehh fuck u otunga

[teamXtremist]

orton towers over otunga

[blak23]

heath slater sucks

[blak23]

otunga sucks

[blak23]

tarver is gold

[teamXtremist]

now go fuck off

[CSL]

Did somebody draw Otunga's hair on with a sharpie?

[blak23]

no truth seriously?

[RatedGSuperstar]

I don't know who told Otunga it'd be a good idea to grow his hair out and use that straightening shit. Looked a lot better when he was carving shit into his skull.

[Testicle]

Otunga is obviously a theif, he stole Abraham Washington's hair.

[BizarroKing]

No Truth? Who will replace him???

[Emperor Smeat]

I could see something strange/interesting happen with the Money in the Bank ppv where the winner of the Smackdown match ends up being the unknown wrestler for the RAW match and then winning both cases.

[ClockShot]

Usos finally get their shot.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Generic Uso #1 seems energetic after getting his Attitude Adjusted to open the show.

[CSL]

lol now who the fuck are these jobbers?

[teamXtremist]

super fly girl

[The Gold Standard]

I wonder who will replace him

[BizarroKing]

Because no one cares about you Alicia.

[teamXtremist]

alicia foxx is a nice piece of ass

[The Gold Standard]

I could see Barrett being the replacement of Truth

[blak23]

she shouldnt talk

[Savio]

No Truth? Who will replace him???Horn Swoggle.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Alicia's so fine, but she sounds like she's 14.

[Krimzon7]

LOL, guys, this is uncomfortable...I mean all you Niggers look the same. I thought you three men were triplets!

[Testicle]

That was a half way decent promo by Alicia.

[Providence Peep]

The Uso's = Money, Money, Yeah, Yeah

[blak23]

Alicia's so fine, but she sounds like she's 14.

preach

[RawRocks]

i say replace R Truth with Doink The Clown

[Krimzon7]

Did somebody draw Otunga's hair on with a sharpie?


It's a black thing. He's trying to brush waves into his shit. HEnce the darker hair, and the shiny look. It's pomade.

[RatedGSuperstar]

So the divas match is going to be the main event match. Nice going, guys.

[CSL]

'Pomade' sounds like a drink Australians would market as 'Authentically English'

[blak23]

yoshi tatsu will enter

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol the Divas Title match is going to be the main event</font>

[blak23]

they want to give you a bathroom break before the barrett cena segment

[CSL]

I'm not sure Davey even knew he was at Wembley that night.

[teamXtremist]

one of my alltime favorite matches right there

[The Gold Standard]

I think it is bad when you are the champion and get the jobber entrance

[BizarroKing]

Alicia gets the jobber entrance?

[Savio]

she has an outtie

[Testicle]

Lulz, the champion gets a jobber entrance just after giving a promo about not being important.

[blak23]

yea thats pretty bad

[El Tigre]

yoshi tatsu will enter

I can get behind that.

The guy has definite ability and was in the process of a semi-push prior to his disappearance from Tv.

[Testicle]

I think it is bad when you are the champion and get the jobber entrance

Beat me to it. :o

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I would like to have sexual intercourse with Eve Torres</font>

[RawRocks]

there hasnt been a womens main event since Chyna was with DX

[teamXtremist]

fuck me please eve

[BizarroKing]

Beat me to it. :o

Me too!

[CSL]

there hasnt been a womens main event since Chyna was with DX

Lita and Stephanie main evented RAW in 2001.

[CSL]

And they went on last, which won't be the case here.

[RawRocks]

Lita and Stephanie main evented RAW in 2001.

i forgot about that!

[blak23]

waste of time

[teamXtremist]

awful no really what an awful match lol

[BizarroKing]

<font color=goldenrod>I would like to have sexual intercourse with Eve Torres</font>

I want a 3 way with Eve and Maryse.

[The Gold Standard]

Thank god that is over.

[ClockShot]

Shit match.

[Testicle]

Me too!

Crap, I suck.

[Providence Peep]

A little OT here, but didn't Bret come back so he and Vince could have closure? Isn't that one of the reasons why Vince wanted him back, and why Bret agreed to return? And yet, all of a sudden without any kayfabed explanation he seemingly vanished into thin air.

[BizarroKing]

Well......that was pointless.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Mandatory axe kick finisher for the black person</font>

[El Tigre]

Regardless how I feel about Fox as a wrestler, I have to admit that is one sick looking scissor kick.

[Savio]

Raw plays a lot of recaps

[blak23]

told u guys it was long enough for a bathroom break

[owenbrown]

who booked this shit?

[Emperor Smeat]

They could do much better than keep replaying the 1st week of Nexus to help make it seem like Cena got robbed by Nexus such as showing the "invasion" of the ppv match that cost him the title.

[CSL]

A little OT here, but didn't Bret come back so he and Vince could have closure? Isn't that one of the reasons why Vince wanted him back, and why Bret agreed to return? And yet, all of a sudden without any kayfabed explanation he seemingly vanished into thin air.

NXT trying to murder him was a decent enough explanation unless I'm missing something.

<font color=goldenrod>Mandatory axe kick finisher for the black person</font>

lol yeah thought the same thing.

[Providence Peep]

NXT trying to murder him was a decent enough explanation unless I'm missing something.

Whoops! Forgot about that! But still, is that how Bret wanted to make his final exit?? Doesn't seem like "closure" in his life (kayfabe or otherwise).

[Cool King]

lol yeah thought the same thing.

So did I actually.

[blak23]

[QUOTE=CSL;3147381]NXT trying to murder him was a decent enough explanation unless I'm missing something.

Whoops! Forgot about that! But still, is that how Bret wanted to make his final exit?? Doesn't seem like "closure" in his life (kayfabe or otherwise).

i think they realized that this generation doesnt really care about bret as much as the last

[parkmania]

Wade FINALLY got his music!

EDIT: Never mind. It was just the first time I could actually hear the Nexus theme.

[CSL]

That music's a bit shit.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>WE WALK ALONE IN THE UNKNOWN</font>

[CSL]

Whoops! Forgot about that! But still, is that how Bret wanted to make his final exit?? Doesn't seem like "closure" in his life (kayfabe or otherwise).



i think they realized that this generation doesnt really care about bret as much as the last

He'll be back I'd have thought.

[Testicle]

That music's a bit shit.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Was reading that the Nexus guys have to not sign autographs or take pics with fans, and they have to wear their armbands in public. Awesome.</font> :cool:

[teamXtremist]

lol looking over his shoulder

[CSL]

<font color=goldenrod>Was reading that the Nexus guys have to not sign autographs or take pics with fans, and they have to wear their armbands in public. Awesome.</font> :cool:

KOOFARB

[teamXtremist]

your dead barrett

[RatedGSuperstar]

"JUST HIT HIM!"

:lol:

[blak23]

tarver should be leader

[teamXtremist]

hearing cena talking hurts my ears

[blak23]

this is ridiculous

[PullMyFinger]

THE CENATION IS OUT IN FURY TONIGHT!!

[parkmania]

More poopy jokes, Cena?

[blak23]

up your nexus lol

[ClockShot]

Cue Skynet message.

[teamXtremist]

lol gang bang

[parkmania]

So, next week do we expect the GM to tell someone to "get their roody poo butt in the ring"?

[PullMyFinger]

Thought Goldust retired?

[jerichoholicninja]

GOLDUST!!!

[parkmania]

Goldust is NOT retired!

[teamXtremist]

henry leading the charge rotfl

[Emperor Smeat]

WTF I thought Goldust retired?

[parkmania]

Cena v Black Cena

[RatedGSuperstar]

Mark Henry's music was perfect for everyone to come out right there.

Actually didn't mind that Cena promo, either.

[teamXtremist]

Cena v Black Cena

fuck i missed it

[blak23]

this gm shit is funny as hell

[glanville6]

goldust fucked nexus up

[jerichoholicninja]

Cena on Cena crime.

[teamXtremist]

cenas hurting himself

[parkmania]

Cena about to get time off for bad behavior?

[PullMyFinger]

lolol I'm sorry this is so stupid when I hear those clinks.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Black Cena doesn't tap to White Cena

[RatedGSuperstar]

CENA ON CENA CRIME.

Edit: Damn it, got beat to the joke.

[Testicle]

OMG, HOW WILL CENA OVERCOME THE ODDS NOW!

[ClockShot]

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Heel GM</font> :cool:

[parkmania]

7 on 1?!?!? FUN TIMES!

[teamXtremist]

cena mad

cena smash

[CSL]

Thought Goldust retired?

GOLDUST!!!

Goldust is NOT retired!

WTF I thought Goldust retired?

It was a rib, he said so not long after.

[Savio]

where did everybody go?

[blak23]

cena is owning black cena

[parkmania]

But Cena and Orton together took out the entire Raw lockerroom. 7 v Cena shouldn't be THAT difficult.

[BizarroKing]

7 vs 1: Cena Wins.

[jerichoholicninja]

So did everyone just leave?

[CSL]

Tell you what, that GM can text fast as a motherfucker.

[Testicle]

And this proves white supremacy.

[ClockShot]

STEEL STEPS!!!!!!1!!!!!

[teamXtremist]

darren young just died

[blak23]

nice toss

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Young's gonna be written off I'm sure. Cena can come back in a week, but not Darren Young</font> :shifty:

[parkmania]

Cena's going into diabetic shock again!

[jerichoholicninja]

Cena better choke young with some cords.

[Savio]

lol the table missed him

[ClockShot]

Da-yum

[PullMyFinger]

The person behind the whole Nexus is actually KOFI KINGSTON!

[teamXtremist]

Cena better choke young with some cords.

lol

[Krimzon7]

holy shit, great throw. that's what you get for being blacker than me, fake cena

[Providence Peep]

You guys can say what you want about John Cena, but seeing him get that "angry" and finally retaliate against the Nexus was great!

[BizarroKing]

<font color=goldenrod>Young's gonna be written off I'm sure. Cena can come back in a week, but not Darren Young</font> :shifty:

That's what I'm assuming. They'll write each one off one by one.

[Cool King]

The last close up of Cena looked like he was taking a dump. :|

Also, next week should be "interesting".

Cena wins.

[teamXtremist]

You guys can say what you want about John Cena, but seeing him get that "angry" and finally retaliate against the Nexus was great!

it was nice to see cena fuck shit up

[owenbrown]

7 vs 1: Cena Wins.

That happens then I will quit TPWW forever or I will spam the boards so bad I will be permabanned

[blake639raw]

Not really a Cena fan, but the end was kinda cool.

[blak23]

That happens then I will quit TPWW forever or I will spam the boards so bad I will be permabanned

the second one would be funnier

[James Steele]

Not really a Cena fan, but the end was kinda cool.

It would have been perfect if he could get angry without looking like a goofy fucking retard.

[Lock Jaw]

Darren Young is gonna be fired for having his ass cheek sticking out for half the beatdown.

[Jura]

How did a black hole not open right as white Cena laid his hands on black Cena.

[Verbose Minch]

How did a black hole not open right as white Cena laid his hands on black Cena.

Black Cena actually had a thin film of vaseline covering his whole body, so no actual connection was made between the two.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hope next week we hear Cole reading off different "catchphrases" in the e-mails from the GM, that way they'll at least be able to keep the crowds wondering who's really running things until it's time for the reveal.

[Innovator]

Ted is not nearly over enough considering what the WWE has put into him lately.
Really? This was the first match the dude won.

[Innovator]

That happens then I will quit TPWW forever or I will spam the boards so bad I will be permabanned
Good knowing you ob, best of luck in wherever life takes you (future endeavors)

[Savio]

It would have been perfect if he could get angry without looking like a goofy fucking retard.
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j67/LK3000/pics/HHH-Angry.gif

[James Steele]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j67/LK3000/pics/HHH-Angry.gif

It worked.

[Xero]

lol

[Mooияakeя™]

Never gets old

[Lock Jaw]

Honestly thought that when Cena did the angry twitchy face, he was trying to channel HHH.

[James Steele]

Triple H isn't shaking like he is buck-naked in an igloo. Also, the emotional element of the angle required intense acting from Triple H.

[Mooияakeя™]

Maybe it's the visual tease to what the audio tease of SCSA was.

[Anybody Thrilla]

There's a pretty intense emotional element from the Nexus angle, as well. THEY TOOK HIS TITLE!!!!

[Xero]

From Cena's Twitter: CeNation. 1 down. 6 to go. Never give up. Sorry for losing my temper at raw. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I will be ready.

--

He's sorry for going Hulk on black Cena.

[James Steele]

:rofl:

Seriously? He apologized on twitter (no matter how tongue in cheek/kayfabe)...so fucking stupid.

[Xero]

And shouldn't that be "2 down"?

:shifty:

[VSG]

So does that mean Young is out for next week?