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Rollermacka
07-14-2010, 10:07 PM
I was at the gym today and I did the "Hogan" pose in the mirror
http://georgiastateguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/hulk_hogan_-_terry_bolea_153-365x450.jpg
and people I dont even know started laughing and recognized what I was doing (so after I did the "listening pose" and double flex). Hulk Hogan is still arguabily the most recognizeable wrestler still today, but you also hear about his constant pains, surguries, and all the medicine he has to put in his body. Honestly, how much longer do you think Hogan will live? Do you think he will die within the next 20 years? In 20 years, will you sit down with your kids and wife (or possibily your husband depending on your prefrence :naughty:) and watch Hogan Vs Flair in the year 2030? Or do you think that after all humanity is gone and the Cher/ Rolling Stones/ Cockroach offspring romes the earth, Hollywood Hulk Hogan will kill it!

Gertner
07-14-2010, 10:11 PM
Within 20 years. Regardless, TNA will book him in their main event.

CSL
07-14-2010, 10:20 PM
They don't call him 'The Immortal' Hulk Hogan for no reason.

jskinnyg
07-14-2010, 10:31 PM
First ever Wheelchair match... Hogan Vs. Flair, TNA Bound for the Grave 2030...

CSL
07-14-2010, 10:34 PM
Wheelchair my ass. Flair will be elbowdropping his zimmer frame and flip sidebumping off the top when he's 96.

jskinnyg
07-14-2010, 10:35 PM
God I hope so...

XCaliber
07-14-2010, 10:45 PM
Went with the 1st option no need to paraphrase it.

BollywoodSingh
07-14-2010, 11:49 PM
Hogan is one of those celebrities I can't imagine ever dying.

Schlomey
07-14-2010, 11:51 PM
I can see Hogan getting skin cancer more than anything currently.


Or a stroke while hulking up. :/

Aguakate
07-15-2010, 01:08 AM
...Sheesh...With our luck, Hulk Hogan will probably outlive us all.

DAMN iNATOR
07-15-2010, 01:09 AM
"Well, lemme tell ya somethin', Mean Gene!..."

Londoner
07-15-2010, 01:09 AM
...Sheesh...With our luck, Hulk Hogan will probably outlive us all.

Except Cena....

Aguakate
07-15-2010, 01:12 AM
Except Cena....

...Hehe u know it.

By "all", I meant all of us here talking about it.

Rev. Hallowell
07-15-2010, 01:20 AM
Hulk Hogan died three years ago, he's just playing politics to stick around.

owenbrown
07-15-2010, 01:24 AM
everyone knows Hogan will no-sell death

Impeccable
07-15-2010, 06:01 AM
everyone knows Hogan will no-sell death

Yeah, he retains a creative control clause over God.

bigslimjj
07-15-2010, 10:00 AM
First ever Wheelchair match... Hogan Vs. Flair, TNA Bound for the Grave 2030...
lol.awesome.I'd watch that....

Schlomey
07-15-2010, 11:13 AM
seriously though.....I haven't ever seen rubbery tan skin like his...It is kind of gross.


Flair is close.

Swiss Ultimate
07-15-2010, 12:09 PM
I was at the gym today and I did the "Hogan" pose in the mirror
http://georgiastateguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/hulk_hogan_-_terry_bolea_153-365x450.jpg
and people I dont even know started laughing and recognized what I was doing (so after I did the "listening pose" and double flex). Hulk Hogan is still arguabily the most recognizeable wrestler still today, but you also hear about his constant pains, surguries, and all the medicine he has to put in his body. Honestly, how much longer do you think Hogan will live? Do you think he will die within the next 20 years? In 20 years, will you sit down with your kids and wife (or possibily your husband depending on your prefrence :naughty:) and watch Hogan Vs Flair in the year 2030? Or do you think that after all humanity is gone and the Cher/ Rolling Stones/ Cockroach offspring romes the earth, Hollywood Hulk Hogan will kill it!

Pictures or it didn't happen.

The Pope
07-15-2010, 12:14 PM
He's just in pain, not sick.

DAMN iNATOR
07-15-2010, 02:17 PM
He's just in pain, not sick.

Arthritisamania running wild on Hogan? No way. I refuse to believe this cock-and-bull story. :shifty:

BizarroKing
07-15-2010, 03:24 PM
20 years give or take. And yet TNA would probably find ways to put him in storylines somehow and STILL have him come out on top.

Troelar
07-15-2010, 10:11 PM
We have a great show for you tonight: Special celebrity guest star Dan Aykroyd will face off against the ghost of Hulk Hogan in the biggest event of the year!
Will Hogan get busted, or will ectoplasmania run wild on Aykroyd!

Seriously though, I predict Hogan to become the first real life Head-in-a-Jar. That of course just opens up whole new main event opportunities!

DAMN iNATOR
07-16-2010, 05:37 AM
We have a great show for you tonight: Special celebrity guest star Dan Aykroyd will face off against the ghost of Hulk Hogan in the biggest event of the year!
Will Hogan get busted, or will ectoplasmania run wild on Aykroyd!

Seriously though, I predict Hogan to become the first real life Head-in-a-Jar. That of course just opens up whole new main event opportunities!

TONIGHT'S MAIN-EVENT:
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HULK HOGAN (raucous cheering and clapping and whistling, etc.)

v.

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THE GENDER BENDER! (massive boos and hissing and kids and adult fans giving the :n: and the other finger gesture to Bender)