TPWW King of the Jobber Tournament Round 1, Take 2

[Ermaximus]

Ok, went ahead and fixed this so leave Tazz Dan alone. Everyone makes mistakes.

Now, with that being said, you are voting for who sucks THE MOST IN YOUR OPINION!!! I also numbered and re-randomized the participants to make it slightly more interesting. I also upped the number of participants to 24. That gives it 1 extra round and makes it slightly more entertaining.

Here are the match-ups for Round 1:

Round one is as follows:

Rev Hallowell vs tna
Indifferent Clox vs Providence Pete
Jeritron vs bigslimjj
TNA&USA#1 vs taker707
Tazz Dan vs KYR HOLY SHIT!
Ermaximus vs Haze FX
HBPunk vs DAMN iNATOR
AdamEvansFan vs Billybonez
Dr. Perfect vs Destor
SaskatchewanChamp vs Kane Knight
Tedious vs Schlomey

There were 24 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

Rev Hallowell
tna
Indifferent Clox
Providence Pete
Jeritron
bigslimjj
TNA&USA#1
taker707
Tazz Dan
KYR
The Jayman
Tyler Killer
Ermaximus
Haze FX
HBPunk
DAMN iNATOR
AdamEvansFan
BillyBonez
Dr. Perfect
Destor
SaskatchewanChamp
Kane Knight
Tedious
Schlomey
Timestamp: 2010-07-16 19:29:54 UTC

[Tazz Dan]

WTF is this shit? I was going to re-post mine soon. You have a wrong number of people too.

[Destor]

ugh

[Destor]

im gonna just sticky this till y`alll settle it...k?

[Tazz Dan]

Yeah, I kinda missed the whole discussion with my thread cause I was asleep.... Night time here. Hell, it's only 5:45am now.... And I just noticed my thread was deleted. To stop have an odd number somewhere Ermax you need to have either 16 or 32 people. 24 leaves 3 people at the end.

[Ermaximus]

Dan, I'm making it 1 extra round is all. All credit for this idea still goes to you.

[Tazz Dan]

Let's just go with this though. :y:

Ermax is all good peoples. I trust his judgement.

[VSG]

3 people in the end for the "good,bad,ugly" showdown. I like it..

[Providence Peep]

There's no one here named Providence Pete

[VSG]

If you happen to win this, we all will probably ask AAA to make Pete anyway :lol:

[Ermaximus]

I can fix that next round Peep.

[Providence Peep]

And why isn't the person I nominated on the list?

[Ermaximus]

And why isn't the person I nominated on the list?

I didn't even think about it.

[Destor]

cause your a jobber i guess :-/

[Tazz Dan]

^^^^

[Ermaximus]

I'll job for you any day Dan. :shifty:

[Triple Naitch]

Wow, I really had Schlomey's back for this whole thing but Tedious is just so awful.

[Tazz Dan]

I wouldn't count Schlomey out just yet. Also, I believe I may be a dark horse in this.

[Volare]

With Jerry already winning the KotWf, if he wins this dosen't that turn him into Rey Mysterio?

[Ermaximus]

Damn Jayman, I knew you were loved but this is ridiculous.

[Schlomey]

I smell a job comin' on.

[VSG]

In a shocking upset, Kane Knight is losing. Oh, and so is the majority's prediction- TAEFan.

[Tazz Dan]

If Schlomey goes out first round I think I might almost quit this place.

[bigslimjj]

Wow up to 18 votes.I'm touched.I guess there's no mercy in this dojo.

[bigslimjj]

Is Jeritron Like Undertaker of these forums?I feel like Kamala right now...

[Ermaximus]

Is Jeritron Like Undertaker of these forums?I feel like Kamala right now...

Yea. Going up against Jeritron is like being Zach Gowen in a fight against Brock Lesnar.

[taker707]

my title is not up for grabs :mad::mad::mad:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This is Dr. Perfect's time. Huge jobber.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Also, Schlomey got a good draw. Can see him dropping out here.

[Tazz Dan]

I kinda want to win this now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

At least the number of people voting you for this title will be in the double-digits :rofl:
:kiss:

[Skippord]

there's an awful lot of horrible in that poll

[Anybody Thrilla]

Does this really need a tournament? Why not just wait until the 'spammies' or whatever and vote on who sucks the most. We don't need multiple rounds talking about who sucks the most, do we?

[Volare]

Every great idea needs a parody.

[Anybody Thrilla]

No it does not.

[bigslimjj]

A gift to help my cause.

http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo334/KHaskins23/TaliaMadisonandAngelWilliams.jpg

[Volare]

I see.

[Tazz Dan]

This is done every year ABT

[The Pope]

This is Dr. Perfect's time. Huge jobber.

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[Volare]

I'm surprised that the Trolls haven't started sounding like this in here.


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[thedamndest]

Future King of the Jobbers, please present me with your best line of ass-backward reasoning and brutally incoherent grammar on some of the following hot wrestling topics so that I can make the most informed decision:

Bret screwed Bret.

Chris Benoit should go into the Hall of Fame.

If they pushed _________ it would be so much better.

Thank you.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is done every year ABT

Pluto was a planet for a very long time until they realized that it just wasn't right.

[KYR]

WTF???

What the Hell is KYR doing on list of Jobbers?????

:foc:

[Ermaximus]

WTF???

What the Hell is KYR doing on list of Jobbers?????

:foc:

Ask Dan.:shifty:

[KYR]

I'm asking YOU Maxipad.

[Savio]

I vote for the better person in most cases just to be an ass

[Jeritron]

This is the crown I'm after. I will be auctioning my other crown off

[Tazz Dan]

KYR, you were in the original thread I started (which has now been deleted) because I nominated you. I figured since you missed being around for KoTWF I'd let you be involved in this extremely serious tournament. I mean hell, even Jeri is willing to auction off his other crown to win this.

[tna]

I Suck So Vote For Me!!!

[The Pope]

I Suck So Vote For Me!!!

Ok

[Volare]

I Suck So Vote For Me!!!

I hope you realize we don't reference you as a jobber like Mark Henry, we recognize you as a jobber as in random local guy.

[bigslimjj]

Future King of the Jobbers, please present me with your best line of ass-backward reasoning and brutally incoherent grammar on some of the following hot wrestling topics so that I can make the most informed decision:

Bret screwed Bret.

Chris Benoit should go into the Hall of Fame.

If they pushed _________ it would be so much better.

Thank you.
would have made bret sign a one day extension and drop the belt on raw to shawn cleanly.More ratings for them and a much better end. Edit: As far as the actual event no bret did not screw Bret... completely.Him wanting to win cause it was in canada was dumb.Just do your job and walk off to millions.But Vince,Earl,HBK,and HHH did him real,real,dirty.

Benoit can't ever go into the HOF.Yes his wrestling skills were very,very good.But murder of a woman and child trumps everything.No matter how many germans you can do.

If they pushed Christian to the top.I'm sure he would not dissapoint.Awesome wrestling,awesome mic skills,and seasoned veteran that's just as good as Edge.he just didnt sleep with another wrestler's girl I guess.

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[VSG]

Now that's being confident in winning the whole thing!

[CSL]

But murder of a woman and child trumps everything.No matter how many germans you can do.

lol

[Ermaximus]

Pretty safe to say that The Jayman is pretty over and safer than anyone else.

I'm off to work, so round 2 will be posted tonight before the PPV.

[Volare]

All the jobbers that win round 2 have to jump off of a ladder, and post the video here.

[The Pope]

All the jobbers that win round 2 have to jump off of a ladder, and post the video here.

They win money for making a wrestling card.

[Jeritron]

This is bullshit

[TNA&USA#1]

What the hell? I haven't even posted here in a while hoping things would smooth over and you fanboys are still attacking me? This is so pathetic. Are you that insecure in your own lives that you have to bring down others? If you didn't spend all day on the internet maybe you could make something of yourselves. But no, you're much better off trying to make those of us with real talent feel bad about ourselves. Sad pathetic wastes of life you are.

[Providence Peep]

What the hell? I haven't even posted here in a while hoping things would smooth over and you fanboys are still attacking me? This is so pathetic. Are you that insecure in your own lives that you have to bring down others? If you didn't spend all day on the internet maybe you could make something of yourselves. But no, you're much better off trying to make those of us with real talent feel bad about ourselves. Sad pathetic wastes of life you are.

Well, this will surely help you gain their respect :nono: