Official WWE Money in the Bank (Shorty what you drank) Thread (Now featuring Triple Naitch!)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Money_in_the_Bank_%282010%29.jpg







WWE Championship Steel Cage Match - Sheamus vs. John Cena
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/14882712



World Heavyweight Championship - Rey Mysterio vs. Jack Swagger
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/14957360



RAW Money in the Bank Ladder Match
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/15001340



SmackDown Money in the Bank Ladder Match
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/14985842



Unified Tag Team Championship - The Hart Dynasty vs. Jimmy & Jey Uso
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/14931508



Divas Championship - Alicia Fox vs. Eve
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/15002028



Women's Championship - Layla vs. Kelly Kelly
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/14975272


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I know there's two Divas matches, but I really like this card. Could be a PPVotY sleeper if things pan out.

[ImpactPlayer365]

Yeah i convinced my brother to actually order so hopefully its worth the drive to his house.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Smackdown MITB is more than likely gonna make a new main eventer (can't see Big Show or Kane winning), so that alone has me pumped.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

Personally, I actually see Kane winning the mitb match tonight. Sets it up perfect for the Undertaker to return just in time for Summerslam. It would put the two bothers against each other for the title, assuming Kane takes out Swagger later in the night like I am predicting. Just a thought though.

[Schlomey]

I'll check back in when I see a few blue linky things ;)



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[Xero]

This is Shelton's year!

[Schlomey]

I just noticed this. The smackdown MITB follows the tradition of having up and comers to the main event scene (minus big show but at least this is his first) while RAW has half and half fully established champions.

[Jeritron]

Raw has 3 established main eventers/champions out of 8. I wouldn't call that half and half

[Testicle]

The SD! MITB will be much better than RAW.

Have heard rumors that McIntyre is winning it, which makes no sense because the guy has been pushed hard and still isn't over. Oh well, should be a good show either way.

[Jeritron]

I'm looking forward to both, but I think the lineup of the Raw match lends itself to a more satisfying ladder match/spot-fest.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

I would also like too say that, this PPV lowers the prestige of the Money In The Bank match @ WM.

[Jeritron]

Really it's about equal. Matt and Christian bring the experience and psuedo-flier to Smackdown.
Edge and Jericho bring the same to Raw.
Kofi is the big spot guy to watch in the Smackdown match.
Bourne and Morrison split those duties in the Raw match.

[Black Mask]

Wonder if were gonna start off with a MitB match?


On a side note, I thought it was a nice dig for TNA to get in a free ladder match 4 days before the opposition's PPV.

Very Bischoff-esque.

[Testicle]

Oh, the RAW match will have all the spots, no doubt, but I think that Christain and Matt will have the people eating out of their hands.

[Xero]

Wonder if were gonna start off with a MitB match?


On a side note, I thought it was a nice dig for TNA to get in a free ladder match 4 days before the opposition's PPV.

Very Bischoff-esque.


Too bad it was wasted in that spot.

[Testicle]

How is it a dig when you run 4 gimmick matches a night?

[SaskatchewanChamp]

If they start with a MiTB match, it is guaranteed the winner cashes in tonight, if not, I believe someone will cash in tonight no matter what. My guess, it will be Edge after he wins his MiTB match and Cena/Sheamus have been destroyed by Nexus.

Or see above post.

[Black Mask]

Calm down, wasn't takin a shot at the 'E. I'm just sayin I watched the Money vs Guns ladder match, which was a fun match, and thought it was 'coincidentally' booked before the Ladder match PPV...

[Xero]

lol "The E".

[Volare]

This is for my TPDubDub Crew. A fatty for tonights PPV.

http://adamcarolla.com/SHBlog/wp-content/gallery/2010-04-02-ep-117/09-joint.jpg


Oh yeah, lets go Dibiase and McIntyre!

[VSG]

Black Mask huh? Coincidental then that the movie "Batman: Under the Red Hood" was discussed days ago.

[Black Mask]

I thought that's what the kids were callin' it now....


Good to know Stryker will be in the booth to add a lilttle.....um, good commentating.... because you know, that's what *good* commentator's do.

[bigslimjj]

Calm down, wasn't takin a shot at the 'E. I'm just sayin I watch the Money vs Guns ladder match, which was a fun match, and thought it was 'coincidentally' booked before the Ladder match PPV...
they just copied WWE at their last ppv.They should prolly come up with different stuff...that be the smart way to go.But nevermind tonight isn't about TNA,tonight is about breakaway ladders and bloodless cage matches!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dunno I feel like the sole purpose of having two briefcase holders at once is that one of them will lose their cash in match. If that's true, I don't think someone cashes in tonight.

[VSG]

But nevermind tonight isn't about TNA,tonight is about breakaway ladders and bloodless cage matches!

Not if that Big Show Ladder shows up.

[Xero]

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WHO'S READY TO SMASH SOME FACES IN!?

[Black Mask]

Dunno I feel like the sole purpose of having two briefcase holders at once is that one of them will lose their cash in match. If that's true, I don't think someone cashes in tonight.



The loss of a cash in hasn't been done yet.... could be a good call.

[Droford]

Evan Bourne is totally going to win...unless he doesnt.

[Droford]

I wanna see someone cash in, win and then have the other one cash theirs in on them and win.

That would be awesome.

[Testicle]

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WHO'S READY TO SMASH SOME FACES IN!?

Awesome.

I'm currently watching King of the Ring 1997. Ron Simmons challenges the Undertaker for the WWF title. Good times.

[Xero]

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[JEPW]

I'll be delighted if di Biase wins. Does anybody else rate this guy? He doesn't seem to get much of a mention.

[Xero]

Would Shelton have finally won tonight if he was still in the company?

I'm saying yes.

[Triple Naitch]

Yo where's my credit, Supreme?

[Poit]

This is Shelton's year!

:shifty:

[VSG]

Would Shelton have finally won tonight if he was still in the company?

I'm saying yes.

If Christian wins tonight, then Shelton would have won tonight.

[bigslimjj]

Not if that Big Show Ladder shows up.
lol.That one isn't breaking.But I'd bet we'll get a ladder snapping in half a la Jeff Hardy on Edge a few years back in this match.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Just out of curiosity, was Wade Barrett's future WWE title shot also restored when the Nexus were hired back? Or did they just kind of forget about that?

[VSG]

It was restored and removed again if I remember correctly.

[Poit]

Just out of curiosity, was Wade Barrett's future WWE title shot also restored when the Nexus were hired back? Or did they just kind of forget about that?

I think Nexus was given a 6-month ban from receiving title shots.

[VSG]

Where did that come from?

[Tazz Dan]

I think Nexus was given a 6-month ban from receiving title shots.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering Poit?

[Droford]

Are the ladders going to be gold and green?

[VSG]

Can you feel the electri-sitayh, that makes your back crack, your liver quiver and your knees freeze?

[Tazz Dan]

Are the ladders going to be gold and green?

Why would they be in Australian Colours?

[bigslimjj]

Just out of curiosity, was Wade Barrett's future WWE title shot also restored when the Nexus were hired back? Or did they just kind of forget about that?

It was restored and removed again if I remember correctly.

I think Nexus was given a 6-month ban from receiving title shots.

And i thought TNA confused people...lol:rofl:

[VSG]

Why would they be in Australian Colours?

Which Australia would that be, chap, the one in Middle Earth?

[Poit]

Where did that come from?

That was a punishment handed down from the Raw GM.

[Mooияakeя™]

Oh well, see how long I can stay up before bed.

[Poit]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering Poit?

I think so TD, but me & Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?

[blak23]

here we go

[VSG]

Spanish announce team :love:

[blak23]

smackdown match starting the night... good to start on a high not i spose

[4 knuckles up]

Will rep for stream. :wave:

[blak23]

kofi hogan

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Do I hear a crowd? Are they actually cheering? This could be fantastic.

[Droford]

Smackdown first..shock

[Ultra Mantis]

lol @ Cody moving the ladder to use his virtual mirror. Love that entrance.

[Mooияakeя™]

It's on free in the UK, so u should find many streams up.

[VSG]

I think Lawler just used one of his lines meant for Big Show, for Drew McIntyre instead :nono:

[Robodiv]

Any streams going at all? :S My "Cable Box" is down.

[blak23]

kane enters the money...in the ladder match arena

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LOL plant ladder

nice touch

[blak23]

lol @ show

[Mooияakeя™]

Wonder will this thread go 20 pages?

[VSG]

GASP.. A Ric Flair chop in a WWE ring!

[DrCrawford]

anyone have a stream?

[Poit]

What the hell? I ordered an online stream from WWE.com, and the link to watch the PPV hasn't gone up yet.

[blak23]

any predictions on big spot of the match?

[Mooияakeя™]

Christ Black Hogan can jump.

[Londoner]

Lo@all 3 commentators going silent

[blak23]

did everyone get that music?

[VSG]

Was that a con-ladderto?

[VSG]

What the hell? I ordered an online stream from WWE.com, and the link to watch the PPV hasn't gone up yet.

Ouch! Check your rep, Poit.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ugh those push the ladder over spot always make me cringe. Can't believe no one's been seriously injured in one of those.

[blak23]

could it be?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Boom Drop through the table from the ladder??

[Poit]

Ouch! Check your rep, Poit.

Thanks!

[RatedGSuperstar]

That's it, Drew's dead.

[Londoner]

vintage spanish announce table

[VSG]

VINTAGE Spanish announce table :love:

[4 knuckles up]

Ouch!

[Droford]

Super BOOM!

[VSG]

vintage spanish announce table

VINTAGE Spanish announce table :love:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

[Londoner]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

stop copying me :mad:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LOL Big Show is rolling

[Londoner]

massive ladder :D

[Mooияakeя™]

lol. LADDER STATZ!

[VSG]

If it weren't for my smiley back there, I would have been earlier and could have said the same to you!

[Londoner]

ugh

[Poit]

Damn, that's a big ladder.

[VSG]

Did he just call it a "Fucking Beast" or did I just hear it?

[Paul Heyman]

This big ladder spot is tiring...

[Droford]

They didnt plan getting the huge ass ladder into the ring too well

[VSG]

No Striker, it holds 2000 lbs not 1000 Kg. Get your facts straight :nono:

[Droford]

Its gonna be hard to knock that ladder over

[VSG]

I guess the match is gonna end soon, its over 20 mins now.

[Paul Heyman]

The big ladder can't work.. it's Sandbagging Big Show

[Londoner]

i've got a funny feeling cody's winning this

[blak23]

nice dropkick

[blak23]

naw cody wont win

[Paul Heyman]

i've got a funny feeling cody's winning this

I hope not.

[Londoner]

naw cody wont win

Just fearing they're gonna do a 'swagger' moment!

[owenbrown]

Christ Black Hogan can jump.

Cena can jump?

[blak23]

thats fuckin hilariouis

[Londoner]

How is that irony, striker?

[VSG]

LOL

[Londoner]

nah he aint winning

[Droford]

ECW ECW ECW ECW

oh wait..

[RatedGSuperstar]

There's the sleeper on the ladder spot I was hoping for...well, almost.

[Mooияakeя™]

lol. Buried.

[blak23]

kane looked out for zig

[Droford]

lol at Ziggler

[chieflikeanindian]

:) found me a nice smooth stream

[Droford]

Big Red Justice?

[blak23]

christian will win

[Poit]

Big Red Justice?

He seeks justice for his brother! Or... something.

[Droford]

Someone should lock people int he armored trucks...

[Londoner]

bye bye christian/matt

[blak23]

holy shit drew

[VSG]

Where was Drew all this time?

[Londoner]

loud boo's!

[Mooияakeя™]

SKY SPORTS HD1... MUCH LOVE!

[RatedGSuperstar]

HERE COMES MAC! COME ON, BABY! DADDY NEEDS THOSE 75 TIPSTER POINTS!

[Paul Heyman]

DREW!! :D COME ON DREW!!!!

AWww piss off.. Not Kane.

[Londoner]

Where was Drew all this time?

on the broken table

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Droford]

the big ass ladder made that Hardy/Christian spot possible

[Mooияakeя™]

Wow.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

wow, I got that wrong

[VSG]

Ok nevermind, there was so much action that I forgot that boomdrop.

[Poit]

Wow. Totally wasn't expecting that.

[dronepool]

finally, kane wins.

[Juan]

lol what????

[blak23]

are you fuckin kidding me

[RatedGSuperstar]

Where was Drew all this time?

Kofi killed him with a Boom Drop through the Spanish Announce table off a ladder.

Kane looked like a beast through the entire match. Fun to watch.

[Dorkchop]

YAY! I'm glad WWE didn't go with the obvious.

[VSG]

Bloody hell, this better mean Kane and Undertaker are in the title scenario soon! Also, judging by this match alone Kane was the obvious winner to be.

[Droford]

lol kane wins

[Londoner]

He finally wins mitb.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Great opening match. Well done.

[Ultra Mantis]

Kane was actually the guy I expected to win, he's also the guy I expect to be unsuccessful on the cash in.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Surprised how many planned spots there were for Big Show in a ladder match, but I really enjoyed all of them.

[Londoner]

Kane was actually the guy I expected to win, he's also the guy I expect to be unsuccessful on the cash in.

Funny how you didn't tell us this before huh?:shifty:

[The Gold Standard]

I can't believe that just happened

[Paul Heyman]

Going forward from that, Have Drew go on a mega heel streak whining about how his shot has been stolen from him by Kane...

[Londoner]

If you think about it it makes some sense considering the storyline he's in atm.

[Dorkchop]

So far a great promo by Sheamus. WWE are building Nexus up so damn well. I don't know where this can go.

[owenbrown]

DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL CENA IS GONNA WIN THE FUCKING TITLE BACK TONIGHT FUCK YOU CENA KISS MY ASS YOU NO-SELLING HACK!

[RatedGSuperstar]

I HAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!

[Paul Heyman]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but has WWE factored in 2 piss breaks in this PPV?

[blak23]

now i can get a snack

[Londoner]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but has WWE factored in 2 piss breaks in this PPV?

Yes.

[VSG]

Good booking here, we are all still caught in the moment by that last match that this will go through pretty fast. Or so I hope.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

Personally, I actually see Kane winning the mitb match tonight. Sets it up perfect for the Undertaker to return just in time for Summerslam. It would put the two bothers against each other for the title, assuming Kane takes out Swagger later in the night like I am predicting. Just a thought though.


:y:

[Poit]

Cole forgot who the Diva's champ is. :lol:

[Providence Peep]

I decided not to order this one. If anything good happens, I'll order the replay.

[VSG]

Is it just me or Eve has no belly button?

Also, Fuck You WWE! Go to India first, China cares about no wrestling.

[Ultra Mantis]

Funny how you didn't tell us this before huh?:shifty:

I find predictions are much easier to make after they have already happened :shifty:

[SaskatchewanChamp]

Now all we need is The Undertaker to cost Kane when he cashes it in, and I believe I can say I TOLD YOU SO

[VSG]

Is the crowd actually chanting something? Its been a while since I heard a good chant not related to Cena/Bryan Danielson.

[The Gold Standard]

I really hate Diva's matches. They are always terrible.

[Londoner]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Londoner]

Prepare too be paying back money to the fans, Drew.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

whoaaaaaa

[blak23]

this match is still goin?

[Londoner]

Could this crowd be more dead?

[Londoner]

thank god

[The Gold Standard]

YAY it is over

[RawRocks]

crowd is so dead you can hear a pin drop in the place

[Supreme Olajuwon]

stop being a pessimist

[owenbrown]

wake me when this is over

[Londoner]

wake me when this is over

WAKE UP

[owenbrown]

can they deactivate and destroy the Hannah Montana belt on live TV?

[Londoner]

Diva's matches= Good for boosting post counts

[blak23]

Diva's matches= Good for boosting post counts

yea that's true

[thedamndest]

Mrs. Swagger is a fast talker.

[RawRocks]

Usos vs Harts

[The Gold Standard]

What a terrible theme

[SaskatchewanChamp]

lmao! You know if NORMAL guys could see you guys saying "wake me up when the hot girls are off TV" you know what they would call you?

[blak23]

normal

[RawRocks]

wow crowd is still dead

[thedamndest]

People who have seen hot girls before.

[Juan]

lmao! You know if NORMAL guys could see you guys saying "wake me up when the hot girls are off TV" you know what they would call you?

The whole "piss break" thing is beyond old. It's the same thing in every PPV or Raw thread.

[blak23]

wow crowd is still dead

this is what happens when your tag division turns to shit

[SaskatchewanChamp]

normal

:rofl: Yeah, that's it

[Poit]

Vintage Rikishi!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Seriously, Striker can't even mention Umaga? "Samoan Spike, an homage to an Uso we all knew and loved?"

[blak23]

look i can only see a female so many times before im bored with her

[Juan]

Seriously, Striker can't even mention Umaga? "Samoan Spike, an homage to an Uso we all knew and loved?"

My guess is that he's probably not allowed to mention Umaga.

[VSG]

I love how they ignore Umaga and his whiplash run into the corners.

[thedamndest]

If you don't take out your dick and masturbate every time you see a woman on television you are a huge faggot.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

look i can only see a female so many times before im bored with her

But you can looked at a half naked man for 2 hours? :lol:

I'm just playing around.

[Testicle]

But you can looked at a half naked man for 2 hours? :lol:

I'm just playing around.

This is a 3 hour show.

[blak23]

If you don't take out your dick and masturbate every time you see a woman on television you are a huge faggot.

obviously

[Testicle]

But you can looked at a half naked man for 2 hours? :lol:

I'm just playing around.

YOU ASS!

[Londoner]

I liked that finish.

[RawRocks]

Good finish to a tag match

[VSG]

Sigh.. I HAD to draft an Uso..

[SaskatchewanChamp]

This is a 3 hour show.

2 women's matches = Half an hour.

We all know it ends aound 2 hrs 45 minutes.

[Emperor Smeat]

Match itself was pretty decent even if it was sort of obvious the Harts would most likely win going into the match based how lopsided the feud was (all Uso's until today).

[SaskatchewanChamp]

Swagger = Angle???

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

i hope Chris Jericho wins the money in the bank.
and
Jack Swagger wins
and
Sheamus beats John "Boring" Cena

[Juan]

i
Sheamus beats John "Boring" Cena

you clever bastard :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Poit]

Swagger = Angle???

If he wins back the WHC with an <strike>Angle</strike> Swagger Slam, that would be amazing.

[Londoner]

I have not focused on this feud at all, havent watched a single bit except for swaggers recent promo with his dad.

[Ultra Mantis]

I'm actually going to miss Cole telling us he fights dragons for money.

[VSG]

you clever bastard :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Did I miss something there?

[SaskatchewanChamp]

BTW if Cole says "is it ________'s time" everytime someone climbs the ladder in the next MITB ladder match, I am going to be some kind of angry.

[rated rjo]

Swagger is Sheamus 6 months ago.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

Swagger is Sheamus 6 months ago.

Except you can understand what Swagger is say.....wait, nevermind.

[RatedGSuperstar]

CAN REY MYSTERIO OVERCOME THE ODDS??????

[chieflikeanindian]

What the hell? Is CM Punk not on this ppv?

[Juan]

Did I miss something there?

I was being facetious

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah so I'm here late. Anyone wanna PM me a good stream?</font>

[Juan]

What the hell? Is CM Punk not on this ppv?

He's wrestling Mark Henry later tonight.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

CAN REY MYSTERIO OVERCOME THE ODDS??????

Yes

[VSG]

I should have gathered that from the extra :rofl:

[rated rjo]

Sadly no, Punk is injured.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

Hey guys... Did the brace do it's job?!?!?

[RawRocks]

Mark Henry is in the Raw MITB

[rated rjo]

Anyone else think Rey looks like an SES member?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jack Swagger is the mother effing man folks. Look at this guy. Icon in the making.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

That was an ugly suplex or whatever the Angle wanna be just tried.

[Londoner]

C'mon swagger

[SaskatchewanChamp]

And horrid hurricaneronna. Fucking Swagger is a bum.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WHEELBARROW TAZPLEX

[VSG]

That last sequence seemed to be unplanned.

[Shadrick]

You guys should take a shot every time Michael Cole says "connected" or "capitalize"

[SaskatchewanChamp]

He is NO Angle that is for damn sure.

[RawRocks]

You guys should take a shot every time Michael Cole says "connected" or "capitalize"

i'd kill myself drinking.

[chieflikeanindian]

Link?

[Londoner]

Saw that ddt coming

[Shadrick]

Who does this Swagger guy think he is? John Cena or somebody?!?!

[Londoner]

The angle lock!

[SaskatchewanChamp]

I wish they would hide the fact they are watching for the officials hand coming down for the 3rd count, instead of keeping their eyes wide open.

[rated rjo]

"What is Swagger... Superman."

Sorry Jerry, that title belongs to Cena.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Nice anklelock sequence. Would've totally marked out if Swagger caught Rey in the 619 with the anklelock, though.

[Poit]

Jeez, it's like Swagger bleeds from his mouth in half his matches.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Rey ripping off Eddie again</font>

[Poit]

Please... please cue Kane's music.

[Londoner]

Surprise surprise.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

CAN REY MYSTERIO OVERCOME THE ODDS??????

Yes

Again,

YES

[Londoner]

Please... please cue Kane's music.

:yes:

[VSG]

:nono:

[rated rjo]

If I hear "Shades of_____" one more time, I might vomit.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Come onnnnn Kane</font>

[Londoner]

HERE HE IS LOL

[Emperor Smeat]

Loving Striker's reaction to Rey winning and cheering the post-match attack.

[rated rjo]

Kane time?

[Londoner]

wow, fucked up booking.