TPWW King of the Jobbers Tournament Round 2

[Ermaximus]

Ok so round 1 saw a few shockers. Like TAEF getting eliminated and not making it to round 2. Tazz Dan jobbed to KYR, and Jeritron made an early exit, much to his dismay. The Jayman shined like a champ as he only recieved 2 votes against him. Tedious, with his horses ass gimmick, edged Schlomey by 1 vote to advance to round 2. Defending Jobber Champ taker707 also made an early exit and didn't seem too pleased about it.

So, here are your round 2 matches to crown a King of the Jobbers.

TNA&USA#1 vs Providence Peep
Tyler Killer vs Dr. Perfect
tna vs Haze FX
HBPunk vs SaskatchewanChamp
Tazz Dan vs Tedious
BillyBonez vs bigslimjj

There were 12 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

TNA&USA#1
Providence Peep
Tyler Killer
Dr. Perfect
tna
Haze FX
HBPunk
SaskatchewanChamp
Tazz Dan
Tedious
Billybonez
bigslimjj
Timestamp: 2010-07-19 12:44:47 UTC

[TNA&USA#1]

I am not a jobber. I don't want to be in this. Take me out.

[Providence Peep]

I am not a jobber. I don't want to be in this. Take me out.

Dude, are you serious?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EmJorwXmPBY/SKTDwuu3fRI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/z8rElQ1eE3E/s400/baby+crying.jpg

[The Jayman]

I am not a jobber. I don't want to be in this. Take me out.

it's ok. I voted for you ;)

[dhellova guy]

I am not a jobber. I don't want to be in this. Take me out.

I'll take your place... nah, nevermind

[Volare]

I am not a jobber. I don't want to be in this. Take me out.

Too damn bad Skippy!

[Schlomey]

I'm surely not surprised to see that I was voted off the island in round 1. I am Schlomey for fuck sake. Have a great day everyone :)

[Jeritron]

I'm going to troll the shit out of this contest now

[#BROKEN Hasney]

bigslimjj defo helped his cause with his post in the first round thread.

But murder of a woman and child trumps everything.No matter how many germans you can do.That's just gold.

[bigslimjj]

bigslimjj defo helped his cause with his post in the first round thread.

That's just gold.
:y:

[TNA&USA#1]

Take me out of this now. I don't want to be in it.

[TNA&USA#1]

What? I don't want to be in this. I didn't sign up for this. You're in this too. You should be upset as well.

[Jeritron]

I'll take your spot

[FakeLaser]

also there

[Providence Peep]

What? I don't want to be in this. I didn't sign up for this. You're in this too. You should be upset as well.

I didn't want to be in it, either... the fact is, I am because I've mistakenly done some stupid shit around here just like you have. The difference is that I'm trying to learn from my mistakes and trying to become better at actually contributing to TPWW. All you are doing is whining like a fuckin two-year-old about being in the "tournament". Do you think that will help your cause?

[TNA&USA#1]

I didn't want to be in it, either... the fact is, I am because I've mistakenly done some stupid shit around here just like you have. The difference is that I'm trying to learn from my mistakes and trying to become better at actually contributing to TPWW. All you are doing is whining like a fuckin two-year-old about being in the "tournament". Do you think that will help your cause?

What? Are you retarded? Do you think there's some prize for winning this? This is just a way for a bunch of 10 year olds to make fun of people they don't like. You're not going to win this and suddenly become one of the cool kids, you idiot.

[Tazz Dan]

This is rigged. I want more votes. :foc:'s

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What? Are you retarded? Do you think there's some prize for winning this? This is just a way for a bunch of 10 year olds to make fun of people they don't like. You're not going to win this and suddenly become one of the cool kids, you idiot.

LOL

[Nark Order]

Herbie used to be a misfit, but after alot of work, he eventually became a dentist. TNA&USA#1, you could learn from all of this.

[Jeritron]

What I dislike about the jobbers of TPWW is that they get all upset when they're picked on and yet they're so quick to throw the others under the bus as a stepping stone to being partially accepted.
It's like when George McFly starts laughing along with Biff and his cronies for a second when they start picking on Marty.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Yeah, but how'd that work out in the end, HMM?

[Providence Peep]

What? Are you retarded? Do you think there's some prize for winning this? This is just a way for a bunch of 10 year olds to make fun of people they don't like. You're not going to win this and suddenly become one of the cool kids, you idiot.

You're wrong, fella. The winner does get a prize.........

http://theora.com/images/cock.jpg
cock

[TNA&USA#1]

You're actually encouraging people to walk all over you and treat you like dirt. You actually want to win a tournament designed to make fun of people. And the worst part is, you're still losing.

[Ermaximus]

TBH, the only person pitching a fit over this is you TNA&USA. Everyone else has been ok with this contest so far. Although, Jeritron and taker707 are both pissed they were knocked out in round 1.

[TNA&USA#1]

So then take me out. It's simple. Well, simple for normal people at least.

[Jeritron]

As Wrestling Forum Champion, I will only recognize myself as winner of this, so the entire thing is pointless.

[Ermaximus]

I'll take you out when BillyBonez, HBPunk, and Tyler Killer ask to be taken out.

Oh wait....:shifty:

[Nark Order]

Do you REALLY think they're going to take you out now? Because of this bitch fit you're throwing, you're actually probably the favorite to win.

[KYR]

What? Are you retarded? Do you think there's some prize for winning this? This is just a way for a bunch of 10 year olds to make fun of people they don't like. You're not going to win this and suddenly become one of the cool kids, you idiot.

Sorry, are we talking about this competition or the TNA belt?

[TNA&USA#1]

So people are being dicks for no reason, and it's my fault for not wanting to be a part of it? Please. Grow up.

[Nark Order]

IN FACT, I'm now going to go out of my way to head up the campaign for TNA&USA#1. God as my witness, you will be the 2010 Jobber of the Forum. You can count on me.

[Ermaximus]

Do you REALLY think they're going to take you out now? Because of this bitch fit you're throwing, you're actually probably the favorite to win.

Actually, my money WAS on TAEF to take it all, but somehow he lost in round 1.

Jeritron, I will not allow you to be a dual champ. Once a King of the Jobbers is crowned, you, ABT, and the winner of this will have a Highlander style battle to the end where there will be only 1 ultimate King.

[Nark Order]

So people are being dicks for no reason, and it's my fault for not wanting to be a part of it? Please. Grow up.

No, you're throwing a bitch fit no no reason. This is a fun, happy go lucky competition here. You're making it into something that is isn't. As a result, everybody will most likely vote for you because you're being a nutcase about it and now we all know that it makes you angry.

You've solidified your fate. You can't fight fate.

[Providence Peep]

You're actually encouraging people to walk all over you and treat you like dirt.

I am? How do you figure that?

You actually want to win a tournament designed to make fun of people. And the worst part is, you're still losing.

Oh yes, in fact I can't sleep at night....... just laying in bed hoping and praying I'm voted "King of the Jobbers" in an on-line wrestling discussion forum. :roll:

If we want to be accepted here, then we need to earn the approval of the more experienced posters. I've learned that the hard way, but with the help of some pretty cool people here I've learned it.

[Ermaximus]

IN FACT, I'm now going to go out of my way to head up the campaign for TNA&USA#1. God as my witness, you will be the 2010 Jobber of the Forum. You can count on me.

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[TNA&USA#1]

How hard is this for you idiots to understand? I don't want to be in this. Other people do. Switch us. It's that simple!

[Nark Order]

How hard is this for you idiots to understand? I don't want to be in this. Other people do. Switch us. It's that simple!

I'm afraid it isn't that simple. You've made alot of headway in this competition. Not only do I feel that you have a chance to win this competition, but you may have a legacy for years to come.

[KYR]

Don't feel like reading all of this so I'm assuming that TNA&USA#1 wants us to vote for him. Correct?

[Nark Order]

Correctomundo

[SaskatchewanChamp]

How hard is this for you idiots to understand? I don't want to be in this. Other people do. Switch us. It's that simple!

Calm down, you are the one sounding like you are a 10 year old kid. Take it as it is. Do you see me bitching? :rant:

[Ermaximus]

Calm down, you are the one sounding like you are a 10 year old kid. Take it as it is. Do you see me bitching? :rant:

Nope. Hence why you are losing atm.

[bigslimjj]

How hard is this for you idiots to understand? I don't want to be in this. Other people do. Switch us. It's that simple!
i had to go up against jeritron in this thing and you don't see me complaining.Stop your belly aching.Your making us tna fans look bad.lol

[Nark Order]

Your making us tna fans look bad.lol

Yeah. It's all him. :roll:

[TNA&USA#1]

Why would I want to let people attack me? Give me one good reason and i'll drop it.

[Jeritron]

i had to go up against jeritron in this thing and you don't see me complaining.Stop your belly aching.Your making us tna fans look bad.lol

Fuck you

[bigslimjj]

Fuck you
well your rep is like ridunkulous.kind of a lop sided match up.:D

[Jeritron]

I wanted to win this

[Nark Order]

Why would I want to let people attack me? Give me one good reason and i'll drop it.

It's all good natured ribbing. You just have horrible self esteem, even on the internet. This is why you're flipping your stack.

Don't stop though. This is awesome.

[VSG]

well your rep is like ridunkulous.kind of a lop sided match up.:D

Rep has nothing to do with this, TAEFan lost despite a massive ned repping. I am also shocked Zeeboe didn't even make it into the 1st round. Its all about your posts and if you allow yourself to get bullied... err jobbed here.

[Tazz Dan]

FFS. If I go out this round I will kill myself.

[Providence Peep]

Its all about your posts and if you allow yourself to get bullied... err jobbed here.

It seems to me that you more experienced members of TPWW will treat us newbies according to the way we present ourselves. If we act like whiny pussies, then that's how we deserve to be treated and that's how you'll treat us. If we are not contributing anything of value to your discussions, then what we're actually doing is taking up space and that's how we deserve to be treated.

We get what we give, it seems to me. Is that an accurate observation?

[KYR]

It seems to me that you more experienced members of TPWW will treat us newbies according to the way we present ourselves. If we act like whiny pussies, then that's how we deserve to be treated and that's how you'll treat us. If we are not contributing anything of value to your discussions, then what we're actually doing is taking up space and that's how we deserve to be treated.

We get what we give, it seems to me. Is that an accurate observation?

More like Tazz Dan's resumé actually.

[VSG]

It seems to me that you more experienced members of TPWW will treat us newbies according to the way we present ourselves. If we act like whiny pussies, then that's how we deserve to be treated and that's how you'll treat us. If we are not contributing anything of value to your discussions, then what we're actually doing is taking up space and that's how we deserve to be treated.

We get what we give, it seems to me. Is that an accurate observation?

Peep, you joined earlier than I and so experience is out of the question. Its the internet, there will be /b/tards (Damn, I gotta stop using /b/ all the time!) everywhere.

[tna]

I want to win this!!!

[Providence Peep]

I want to win this!!!

that's the spirit!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/spiritsquad/02.jpg
:shifty:

[VSG]

Settle first with the other TNA guy who has the trademark rights.

[TNA&USA#1]

Its unbelievable how naïve some people are. So you spend all day shitting on these people but we're supposed to believe that this tournament is good natured fun? Um, bullshit! Sorry I'm too intelligent to see through your bullshit guys!

[Nark Order]

Yeah, intelligence is what comes to mind when I think of you...

[VSG]

Its unbelievable how naïve some people are. So you spend all day shitting on these people but we're supposed to believe that this tournament is good natured fun? Um, bullshit! Sorry I'm too intelligent to see through your bullshit guys!

Its good natured fun for us, and depending on how you turn out eventually, you will be either Nexus or against us. :shifty:

[TNA&USA#1]

Hey that's fine. You know I am right so you just resort to petty insults to try to save face. Good for you, little boy!

[Ermaximus]

Price check on pampers please? Price check on pampers.

[Providence Peep]

So now he's started his crap in the casual forum... wonderful.

[Tazz Dan]

It seems to me that you more experienced members of TPWW will treat us newbies according to the way we present ourselves. If we act like whiny pussies, then that's how we deserve to be treated and that's how you'll treat us. If we are not contributing anything of value to your discussions, then what we're actually doing is taking up space and that's how we deserve to be treated.

We get what we give, it seems to me. Is that an accurate observation?

More like Tazz Dan's resumé actually.

:y:

[TNA&USA#1]

I'm a huge faggot. Please vote for me.

[KYR]

Perhaps we should employ some method in our evaluation criteria.

Let's say that the person who is currently running (let's pick a random number) say 28th in the Tipsters would have to be pretty close to the biggest jobber.

[The Jayman]

Providence Peep has my full support

[VSG]

I'm a huge faggot. Please vote for me.

Aren't you the contradictory one!

[TNA&USA#1]

Someone edited my post. That's not cool. Mods are supposed to be responsible. Obviously someone is abusing their power and they need to be punished.

[Providence Peep]

Someone edited my post. That's not cool. Mods are supposed to be responsible. Obviously someone is abusing their power and they need to be punished.

I am seriously beginning to think you're either a child (no older than 10) or suffer from some sort of mental illness. Those are the only two things that could explain your actions, really.

[Nark Order]

Someone edited my post. That's not cool. Mods are supposed to be responsible. Obviously someone is abusing their power and they need to be punished.

lol. Mother of fuck.

Calm down, guy.

[KYR]

<S>The Mods are out of control</S>
Last edited by Juan; Today at 10:53 AM.

<S>What's with this continual abuse of power????</S>
Last edited by Supreme Olajuwon; Today at 10:54 AM.

<S>I demand answers. NOW!!!! This can't continue!!!</S>
Last edited by Jeritron; Today at 10:55 AM.

Slow down bro'.
Last edited by Triple A; Today at 10:56 AM.

[KYR]

Sascha is a Bitch.
Last edited by Kane Knight (OK not technically a Mod but someone of considerable influence; Today at 10:57 AM.

[Volare]

Don't feel like reading all of this so I'm assuming that TNA&USA#1 needs to pull his anal beads out.

[VSG]

Well in this case a participant should vote for himself to contradict the regular ethics and prove himself to be the bigger jobber.

[dhellova guy]

God this is the funniest shit i've seen in a long time. Bring on round 3!

[Tazz Dan]

Fuck all you guys. I quit.

[KYR]

Is that a promise?

[Volare]

Fuck all you guys. I quit.

This shit is rigged!

[VSG]

Fuck all you guys. I quit.

Now does that entail a direct pass into the finals?

[Ermaximus]

Fuck all you guys. I quit.

There's always next year?

[MoFo]

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[Tazz Dan]

This shit is rigged!

Yes, yes it is.

Now does that entail a direct pass into the finals?

I believe it should

There's always next year?

I won't be here next year, I quit after my last post.

[KYR]

How's that working out for you?

[Tazz Dan]

Quite well actually. Life seems so much more simple since I left this place again.

[MoFo]

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