TPWW King of the Jobber Finals!!!

[Ermaximus]

Ok, the moment of truth is upon us. Which of these 3 is TPWW's biggest jobber? Will it be Sand E Vagin...err TNA&USA#1? Will Tyler Killer take this by storm? Will HBPunk have gotten enough neg reps and hate for his overall homosexual references to get him the prize? Let's settle it.

2 days, 3 participants.

P.S. The winner has to give Tazz Dan fellatio.

TNA&USA#1 vs Tyler Killer vs HBPunk

[Haze]

Had to go withe TNA on this one, just cause he has been taking this like a chump, er I mean champ.

[VSG]

HBPunk and Tyler Killer cared enough to send PM's, visit the profiles and neg rep others. So one of those two deserve to be the winner.

[Providence Peep]

Hmmmmm.... all three deserve to win, so for me it's a tough call.

[Jimmy Cones]

HBpunk gave me my first white rep. I feel the need to give him something special in return.

[Providence Peep]

Hopefully all three will come in here and try to make one last case for themselves.

[Ermaximus]

Hopefully all three will come in here and try to make one last case for themselves.

Considering 2/3 of the participants are banned, I don't see that happening.

[Gertner]

HBPunk for the win. He's almost Zeeboe odd.

[Ermaximus]

HBPunk for the win. He's almost Zeeboe odd.

:lol: The exact same reason he got my vote.

[The Jayman]

TNA&USA#1 has given us a fantastic campaign to be removed from this contest which was a cry for votes and b/c like what Ermax said the other 2 are banned and cannot accept the throne

[Providence Peep]

TNA&USA#1 has given us a fantastic campaign to be removed from this contest which was a cry for votes and b/c like what Ermax said the other 2 are banned and cannot accept the throne

Oh well then it's obvious who the winner should be :D

[Ermaximus]

TNA&USA#1 has given us a fantastic campaign to be removed from this contest which was a cry for votes and b/c like what Ermax said the other 2 are banned and cannot accept the throne

Don't worry. I'll let Narc and the Cali Crew tie it up for us.

[tna]

TNA all the way!!

[Perry Saturn]

TNA only because he claims everyone is mean then calls them assholes to justify his reasoning

[jskinnyg]

Hell, I don't even know how to find out who reps who...

[TNA&USA#1]

Vote for me. I really want to win this totally awesome competition.

[Ermaximus]

Vote for me. I really want to win this totally awesome competition.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hCYDXxMXJCA/SvBwBXvDEVI/AAAAAAAACVw/Z5KvvGKMaFQ/s400/yougotitdude.bmp

[DAMN iNATOR]

TNA&USA#1 with the reverse psychology here, but I wasn't fooled. I voted for him, and recommend everyone else who hasn't voted do the same. :)

[Nark Order]

TNA NUMBA WON IN EWE ESS AYY

[legendkillerRKO]

tna&usa#1 because whether he wants to win or wants to lose, hes a jobber and will take the fall regardless...

[Nark Order]

People who "want to win" are only trying to "go with the flow" to avoid extreme embarrassment. Whoever wins is fucking awful, no matter how they try to spin it. I will call whoever wins King Awful.

[TNA&USA#1]

Why is Providence Peep so obsessed with me? Every time I post, he has to quote my post and make some retarded attempt at an insult or post some stupid picture that even 8 year olds think is lame. What an awful excuse for a human being.

[Tazz Dan]

:lol: Love you Ermax.

I'm going to have to think about this. Personally, I don't think tna has done enough to deserve this title so eraly on in his career, but a lot of people said the same about Sheamus and now look at him.... Give me 10 more minutes of thinking time.

[Providence Peep]

I wasn't sure who to vote for until I found out that two of the three jobbers have been "eliminated".

[jskinnyg]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hCYDXxMXJCA/SvBwBXvDEVI/AAAAAAAACVw/Z5KvvGKMaFQ/s400/yougotitdude.bmp

Ermax... Nice... :yes::yes:

[Tazz Dan]

K, so I wasn't going to vote for tna, but Xero claimed in another thread in casual that tna was his sock. Now, I don't believe him at all, but I'll take any chance to get Xero to give me fellatio. :drool:

[Volare]

Damn he don't charge you for that?

[Haze]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=78&pictureid=1462

Who wants it?

[Nark Order]

And... The white rep have officially started.

<table class="tborder" width="100%" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p317154515204" width="50%"> TPWW King of the Jobber... (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3171545#post3171545) </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">07-23-2010 02:55 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> TNA&USA#1 (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=15204) </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">god you are just the worst kind of retard</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Tazz Dan]

And... The white rep have officially started.

<table class="tborder" width="100%" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p317154515204" width="50%"> TPWW King of the Jobber... (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3171545#post3171545) </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">07-23-2010 02:55 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> TNA&USA#1 (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=15204) </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">god you are just the worst kind of retard</td></tr></tbody></table>


Pot. Kettle. Black

[Tazz Dan]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm67/paul-bell/Pot_Calling_the_Kettle_Black_T-Shir.gif

[4 knuckles up]

I voted for HBPunk, because he was just a worthless turd.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm67/paul-bell/Pot_Calling_the_Kettle_Black_T-Shir.gif

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I voted Tyler Killer, but I guess he can't even win a competition for being the worst poster ever.

[Providence Peep]

Why is Providence Peep so obsessed with me? Every time I post, he has to quote my post and make some retarded attempt at an insult or post some stupid picture that even 8 year olds think is lame. What an awful excuse for a human being.

I'm not obsessed with you - I'm annoyed by you, and so is everyone else.

Plenty of people here, myself included, tried communicating intelligently with you more than once. Unfortunately, that proved to be useless, and since you've got the intelligence of mold we had to change our approach and try to get through to you in a way you would understand.

Remember something - the veterans of TPWW treat us newer guys the way we deserve to be treated. If we want their respect and acceptance, we need to earn it.

I'm far from perfect and, like yourself, have done some stupid shit here too (recently, in fact)..... but when I have (and was called out on it, rightfully so) I was embarrassed and wanted to crawl into a hole. You, on the other hand, are actually proud of your conduct and shouldn't be! Have you even tried to post sensibly and actually contribute something worthwhile to TPWW? Do you think trying to insult the more experienced members and trying to give them negative rep will help you, or anyone else? Of course not. All you do here is act like an ass-clown.

[TNA&USA#1]

You keep saying "we" like you are a part of the group. Sorry, buddy, no one likes you either. In case you forgot, you were in this tournament too. People think you suck. All you do is latch on to other people so you feel included. You're a leech. You think by ripping on me, you can impress other people and maybe they'll be your internet friend. But they won't. As soon as they get bored hating on me they'll go right back to hating on you. You're their bitch. Deal with it.

[Perry Saturn]

You keep saying "we" like you are a part of the group. Sorry, buddy, no one likes you either. In case you forgot, you were in this tournament too. People think you suck. All you do is latch on to other people so you feel included. You're a leech. You think by ripping on me, you can impress other people and maybe they'll be your internet friend. But they won't. As soon as they get bored hating on me they'll go right back to hating on you. You're their bitch. Deal with it.

I like Providence Peep

[Ermaximus]

You keep saying "we" like you are a part of the group. Sorry, buddy, no one likes you either. In case you forgot, you were in this tournament too. People think you suck. All you do is latch on to other people so you feel included. You're a leech. You think by ripping on me, you can impress other people and maybe they'll be your internet friend. But they won't. As soon as they get bored hating on me they'll go right back to hating on you. You're their bitch. Deal with it.

Hey TNA, I have one question for you, what are your thoughts on HHH?

[tna]

I just rep TNA&USA and the reason for it is that he is indeed a GAYLORD FOCKER!!!

[Providence Peep]

You keep saying "we" like you are a part of the group.

Which "group" are you referring to, fella? Because I'm certainly not one of the great veteran members of TPWW, but I AM one of the many people here who thinks you're an asswipe.

Sorry, buddy, no one likes you either. In case you forgot, you were in this tournament too.

I was in the tournament, yes, and I've admitted that I've done some stupid shit here. I deserved to be in the tournament (just as you do), but in case you haven't noticed I was eliminated from the tournament because apparently the people of TPWW have decided that I'm just not enough of a jobber to win it. You, on the other hand, are on your way to victory, so keep it up.

People think you suck.

Perhaps, but apparently not as much as they think you do, since you're about to win this tournament and have three red dots for rep.

All you do is latch on to other people so you feel included. You're a leech.

Why would I not agree with them when their assessment of you is so obviously and completely accurate?

You think by ripping on me, you can impress other people and maybe they'll be your internet friend.

:nono:It's not about impressing people, you jackass. It's about having a place to come to chat on-line with people who share a similar interest, and not wasting the opportunity or missing out on the fun/enjoyment by being a total tool.

People who come here need to learn what the "social norms" are, and need to adhere to them, or will risk ridicule or exclusion and that's just the way it is. Some of the veterans of TPWW were very helpful in letting me know what's considered acceptable conduct here and what isn't, and they tried to be helpful to you as well. You chose to spit in their faces, so now you either suffer the consequences or get the fuck out.

You're their bitch. Deal with it.

Are you jealous?

[Juan]

Can't wait for this to be over.

[Providence Peep]

http://www.getoutthere.info/store/blogs/1269002865.900LIDO.jpg

[Nark Order]

TNA&USA#1, let this be a lesson to you and to all jobbers of the same calibur, (Although for now, you are obviously in a league of your own) when Narcissus of TPWW fame tells you that you are jobber of the forum, you are the fucking jobber of the forum.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my 10 o'clock foot massage. I'm late.

[TNA&USA#1]

Ha! I won! I knew I could make you suckers vote for me! I even got losers like Narcissus to campaign for my victory. I just want to thank you all for this great honor and let you know that you are very easy to manipulate.

[Nark Order]

No, we already went through this. Whether you "wanted" to win or not, you are universally known as one of the most awful posters ever to step foot in the wrestling forums. People like you act like they are trying to act awful to get attention, but it's really because you have nothing else to offer the world. You would get just as much attention being a great poster, but your intelligence disables you from being a great poster, so the best option you have is to be terrible on a grand stage.

You aren't fooling anybody because you just aren't very smart. This thread is now dedicated to your unfortunate posting genetics.

[VSG]

Someone make him a custom sig/avatar.

[Nark Order]

I'll bet his mother was voted Jobber of her creative writing class in college.

[TNA&USA#1]

Lol the jealousy starts pouring in already. Don't be mad, Narcissus. You'll be important one day.

[Nark Order]

Well, at least you're able to convince yourself that you're more than just a common street idiot. Actually, what am I saying? You are so much more than a common street idiot. You are the War Chief of the common street idiots.

And if you want to look at this as a victory, I suppose I don't have any problems with that. The idea that the most significant time in a man's life could be being recognized for being the very worst at something warms my heart through and through. Go upstairs and tell your mother what you've done with your life.

[Schlomey]

to the victor goes the spoils. I wanna see this avatar/sig.

[TNA&USA#1]

Well, at least you're able to convince yourself that you're more than just a common street idiot. Actually, what am I saying? You are so much more than a common street idiot. You are the War Chief of the common street idiots.

And if you want to look at this as a victory, I suppose I don't have any problems with that. The idea that the most significant time in a man's life could be being recognized for being the very worst at something warms my heart through and through. Go upstairs and tell your mother what you've done with your life.

Lol look at him! He's so jealous!

You are too adorable when you're mad.

[Razzamajazz]

trying too hard: you're doing it right

[TNA&USA#1]

Winning Championships: I'm definitely doing it right.

Hating on the great ones: you're doing it right.

[Providence Peep]

Dear King of the Jobbers:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Rn4C9g8XWqY/SpaPR3ynU4I/AAAAAAAAAE0/ehkURKUN0jQ/s400/You+suck.JPG

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Joker-Clapping.gif

Congratulations, TPWW, for feeding the trolls.

[Providence Peep]

No, we already went through this. Whether you "wanted" to win or not, you are universally known as one of the most awful posters ever to step foot in the wrestling forums.

You're absolutely right, Mr. Narcissus.
Nobody would have actually wanted to win this sort of thing. Nobody wants to be hated on. However, the King of the Jobbers obviously got what he had coming to him and I guess it's just that now there's nothing else he can do except pretend that he wanted to win.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lol at people giving him the time of day. You guys are just as boring as him.

[Funky Fly]

Oh, my bad. I banned Tyler Killer like 2 weeks ago for flipping out on my visitor page and then promptly fucking off when asked why.

Had no idea this was going on.

[TNA&USA#1]

Give me a V, dot the i, curl the c, t-o-r-y. Victory!

[Ermaximus]

Hey, I voted for HBPunk so yeah.

[Tazz Dan]

2 things quickly here.

1. It's meant to be Jobber of The Forum Ermax, not King of The Jobbers. I didn't want to pull you up on that though.

2. When do I receive my fellatio?

[Ermaximus]

2 things quickly here.

1. It's meant to be Jobber of The Forum Ermax, not King of The Jobbers. I didn't want to pull you up on that though.

2. When do I receive my fellatio?

1) Whoops.

2) TNA&USA#1 has 5 business days to give you fellatio or he is stricken from the record books and cast in to obscurity with Zeeboe and Kane86.

[Providence Peep]

Give me a V, dot the i, curl the c, t-o-r-y. Victory!

Dear TNA&USA#1:
http://stumblerz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/s911_complete_moron.jpg

[Ermaximus]

All right now Peep, let's not feed him too much, as that's surely what it wants.

[The Jayman]

well this was just fun

[Providence Peep]

All right now Peep, let's not feed him too much, as that's surely what it wants.

Your point is well-noted.

[TNA&USA#1]

The King thanks all the commoners for making His coronation so successful. Even though the King is now much too busy and important to trifle with peasants like Providence Peep and Zero, He will not forget the efforts they undertook to ensure He achieved greatness.

The King has spoken.

[Schlomey]

his name is Xero.

[Sixx]

The King thanks all the commoners for making His coronation so successful. Even though the King is now much too busy and important to trifle with peasants like Providence Peep and Zero, He will not forget the efforts they undertook to ensure He achieved greatness.

The King has spoken.

Why don't you post in the casual?

Come on.

[The Jayman]

congrats your Highnass