BEEN OUT OF TOUCH WITH SHIT: FILL A NIGGA IN

[The Naitch]

So why is Ric Flair, Jeff Hardy, RVD and Kennedy in TNA now? And others I may not know about

Is TNA becoming legit competition now with Hogan, Flair, Kennedy etc

What were some huge backstage news that happened hmm lets' say since 2009 up until now

I haven't been on the internet for a long time enough to be following the dirt sheets

:naughty:

[KYR]

The NAITCH????? :eek:

[The Naitch]

who you be, KYR? A namechange perhaps? :naughty:

[D Mac]

Good to see you. How was jail?

[The Naitch]

i found new and innovating ways to make shanks and other stabbing devices :y:

[Lock Jaw]

Biggest "story" was probably WWE's new show NXT, which sees eight "rookies" paired with "pros" and fighting for a contract or a title shot or something. They are currently in their second "season".

The rookies from the first season are now a mega-heel nWo-like stable called "Nexus" on Raw. Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson) used to be one of them, but he was released for choking one of the ring announcers with his own tie during the Nexus' initial "tear stuff up" appearance on Raw.

Also, there is a new "anonymous" General Manager on Raw who communicates via e-mail, but those around here know that it is really just me.

The Miz has a Money in the Bank briefcase. Sheamus is champion of Raw again, and after fighting Cena a few times, he is now fighting Orton again.

Over on Smackdown, Kane is the champion, Undertaker is in a vegetative state, Rey is the number one contender, and Jack Swagger was previously champ but has pretty much been jobbed out to Rey half a dozen times now.

[The Naitch]

so why is Taker off TV?

[Lock Jaw]

For real, Rey broke his face in a match. Rey was then rewarded with the world title.

[owenbrown]

he was injured and he got married to Michelle McCool

[owenbrown]

Kayfabe, Rey broke his face in a match. Rey was then rewarded with the world title.

that and Kane won the Smackdown Money in the Bank ladder match at the Money in the Bank PPV and won the title the same night after Rey successfully defended against Jack Swagger.... Miz won the Raw MitB

[owenbrown]

and Sheamus is now a 2-time and current WWE champ and nexus will team up in a 7 on 7 match( now 7 on 5 as the Raw team is fighting amongst themselves) against Super Cena, John Morrison, R-Truth, Great Khali, Edge(who quit), Jericho ( who left the team after losing to Cena), and Bret Hart (yes I said Bret Hart)

[Lock Jaw]

Oh, and TNA is still pretty much a big joke. Hogan and Bischoff came in (and with them an influx of old talent) and since then the show took a nosedive in quality. Haven't watched of paid attention to it in a few months though, so who knows.

They just got off doing a TNA presents ECW One Night Stand PPV. (But not called ECW or One Night Stand)

[Splaya]

I still can't believe the Naitch is here right now

[owenbrown]

yeah shocking isn't it?

[bigslimjj]

hardy got drug charges and left wwe.anderson got fired because randy orton complained about a suplex.hogan and flair did shows in austrailia then went to tna with bischoff,rvd,orlando jordan who is bisexual(for real and on tna) along wih scott hall and xpac who didnt last long due to halls arrest for drunk in public.shelton benjamin or hurricane helms will debut on impact this week.tna's ratings are around 1.21 million,wwe stays at about 3 million.bubba the love sponge got in a fight with awesome kong backstage and she was let go,then bubba and the nasty boys got fired for generally being idiots,tna tried live on mondays and failed as well.thats all i can come up with for tna.

[Snowden]

Hmmm...since the summer of '09, here's a couple of things that may have not been mentioned:

Randy Orton's a face now, probably the most over one in the WWE
Ric Flair unretired to wrestle Jay Lethal
HBK retired at Wrestlemania after wrestling the Undertaker in his last match
ECW is no more...unless you count the one off show TNA did

[DAMN iNATOR]

WWE were going to axe Survivor Series from this year on, but it seems as though they've had second thoughts for now and appear to be continuing to have Survivor Series on the schedule.

[Lock Jaw]

hardy got drug charges and left wwe.

Hardy got his drug charges AFTER he left the WWE. Which he did because his contract was up and he felt "burnt out" again.

Also, please learn how to use the Shift and Enter keys on the keyboard.

[St. Jimmy]

This is the best thread by the best poster in the history of the internet.

[Tazz Dan]

Who hacked The Naitches account? I'm guessing it's YOUR Hero

[The Naitch]

yo I thought Bret Hart was supposed to be GM of RAW?

Why did they drop this angle?

Also I wanna know what was the general reaction on tpww when they announced Bret Hart was going back to WWE for Wrestlemania?

[Jimmy Cones]

yo I thought Bret Hart was supposed to be GM of RAW?

Why did they drop this angle?

Also I wanna know what was the general reaction on tpww when they announced Bret Hart was going back to WWE for Wrestlemania?

A mix of marking out (Come on it's Bret fucking Hart) and disappointment because we all know he can't work a match anymore.

[bigslimjj]

Hardy got his drug charges AFTER he left the WWE. Which he did because his contract was up and he felt "burnt out" again.

Also, please learn how to use the Shift and Enter keys on the keyboard.

wow i didn't use caps...big deal.How's your OCD coming along?

[Savio]

i found new and innovating ways to make shanks and other stabbing devices :y:
I hear you can make one out of toilet paper, is that true?

[The Naitch]

it must be 2 ply.

[Loose Cannon]

He returns. what up man

[Lock Jaw]

wow i didn't use caps...big deal.How's your OCD coming along?

Not bad, thanks for asking. :y:

[thedamndest]

yo I thought Bret Hart was supposed to be GM of RAW?

Why did they drop this angle?

Also I wanna know what was the general reaction on tpww when they announced Bret Hart was going back to WWE for Wrestlemania?

"Hey, awesome! Bret's back! He's hugging Shawn! No way! This is too good to be true, now just don't wrestle, just don't wrestle...fuck. Okay, but they'd never let him win any champ...FUCK. Well, it's still good he's back."

[itsmeJD]

"Hey, awesome! Bret's back! He's hugging Shawn! No way! This is too good to be true, now just don't wrestle, just don't wrestle...fuck. Okay, but they'd never let him win any champ...FUCK. Well, it's still good he's back."

Jesus Mary Mother of Christ you hit the nail on the head with this post...EXACTLY my thought process throughout his return lol:y:

[CSL]

HBK retired at Wrestlemania after wrestling the Undertaker in his last match

This, Bret, Danielson to an extent and Hogan/TNA are the only things to really happen. Pretty uninspiring for the most part give or take a few bits.

[The Pope]

The Miz still sucks.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Dunno why, but Nexus in general made Raw go from "Download when I'm bored" to "Holy motherfucking shit it's Tuesday let me download Mondays Raw ASAP".

Good times.

[CSL]

The Miz still sucks.

This is not true. He's not as ready for 'the push' as some people seem to think but he's getting there.

[The Pope]

This is not true. He's not as ready for 'the push' as some people seem to think but he's getting there.

I just don't like how he thinks he's so great. But I do respect that he made himself a star.

[itsmeJD]

I just don't like how he thinks he's so great. But I do respect that he made himself a star.

Doesn't this mean he's good at his job since he is playing a heel? I can't stand that about him either but I thought it was the point of his character....or are you referring to the person and not the character?

[The Pope]

Doesn't this mean he's good at his job since he is playing a heel? I can't stand that about him either but I thought it was the point of his character....or are you referring to the person and not the character?

I'm saying that he, the man made himself famous... You know, like he's not really WWE made.

[itsmeJD]

Right I got that part. You said "I just don't like how he thinks he's so great". I didn't know if you were referring to his persona being cocky or Mike Mizanin himself. I've always heard he was pretty personable and thought while his character is abrasive and cocky that that was the point.