Official RAW Thread for 08/09/10 - Superman and The Chairman vs Rated Y2J

[Xero]

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Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3052821

Yep, chat's embedded again.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I need to sleep. Fuck you and your temptations.

[Lock Jaw]

La Parka is gonna be on RAW? Sweet!

[Lock Jaw]

Though, as Anonymous Gm, I wish they'd tell me these things more in advance, so I don't have to learn it from Xero.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This is so you can react in realtime.

Can you give Mitchell Cole a new email tone for his lappy 286?

[Xero]

How do the lights work, exactly? Does the tone pull so much energy on the speakers that it affects the entire circuit?

[BizarroKing]

probably won't be posting too much on here tonight, will be watching/listening to something regarding raw

[Xero]

Chat is now embedded again in the chat thread.

[Lock Jaw]

As you may have guessed, the lights and the sound have nothing to do with the computer at all. After I send an e-mail out to Michael Cole, I text one of the techies backstage, who triggers the light/sound sequence. Which merely serves as a notice for Michael Cole to check his inbox.

Maybe I should start a Q&A thread.

[Londoner]

I'll be watching.

[Domino]

May I have your attention please? I've received another e-mail from the General Manager.

[Xero]

Lock Jaw, can you confirm this?

[bigslimjj]

On tonights RAW,The role of bret hart will be played by Randy "The Ram" Robinson.

[BizarroKing]

On tonights RAW,The role of bret hart will be played by Randy "The Ram" Robinson.

The role of John Cena will be played by AJ Styles.

[Domino]

Featuring Gilbert Gottfried as Michael Cole.

[bigslimjj]

The role of John Cena will be played by AJ Styles.

Nah..John Cena will be played by John Cena.He'll be over acting the part,as per usual.

[Poit]

May I have your attention please? I've received another e-mail from the General Manager.

Today at work, while in the restroom, I heard someone's phone make the same IM noise as the GM's emails. I waited a moment to see if Cole would start talking.

[Skippord]

they should have pyro everytime Cole gets an E-Mail

[ClockShot]

Back to live show, good times.

Kinda curious if that Randy Orton/Miz story that was posted got any weight to it. But I ain't bothered by it.

[Londoner]

they should have pyro everytime Cole gets an E-Mail

They're saving that for the 900th show.

[Domino]

Today at work, while in the restroom, I heard someone's phone make the same IM noise as the GM's emails. I waited a moment to see if Cole would start talking.

I heard it the other day at a restaurant. Me and my buddy started laughing and no one else knew why, haha.

[Londoner]

Oh god, Brets wearing a batman shirt, Lol.

[Domino]

Quick. Over/under 3 1/2 times on Bret saying "WWF." GO!

[ClockShot]

Calling it now. Bret, Edge, and Jericho are gonna remember their canadian roots and turn on Cena.

Just kidding. :p

[mike adamle]

No one else saw the TPWW sign?

[Londoner]

i think i just saw it

[Domino]

Just saw it.

[glanville6]

Anyone thinks Team Canada reunites?

[dronepool]

Batman shirt?

[Andre the Giant]

there are just so many hypocrites

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Edge and Jericho are definitely joining back up</font>

[RatedGSuperstar]

"You're worried abut submitting to the Walls of Jericho."

Please, no one's tapped to the Walls in like 3 years. And this is coming from a Jericho mark.

[Skippord]

I like Edge's shirt

[blak23]

edge my boy

[ClockShot]

THUMB TO THE EYE! OH NOES!

[Domino]

They just killed "The One Haired Wonder"

[blak23]

so hart dynasty are the replacements

[blak23]

or not

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Be cool if they beat down the entire face locker room. I'd be eager to see who they got to fill in.

Think Daniel Bryan is already booked in Puerto Rico that day tho :( cross him off the wish list</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

So if Bret is now the Batman of the group, who is his Robin?

Can't be the Hart Dynasty since they got beaten up.

[ClockShot]

DA DADA DAAAAAAAAAA! SUPERMAN IS HERE!

[Londoner]

So if Bret is now the Batman of the group, who is his Robin?

.

Khali?

[blak23]

aquaman and batman

[ClockShot]

Wait a minute......................I just made the connection.

Superman and Batman.

[Domino]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOMMMMMMMMMMMMMME

[Londoner]

"You're worried abut submitting to the Walls of Jericho."

Please, no one's tapped to the Walls in like 3 years. And this is coming from a Jericho mark.

yeh. :(

[Emperor Smeat]

Khali?

Nah Cena said he was the Wonder Woman.

Now why Cena wants to dream of Khali in a Wonder Woman suit is another issue for a later debate.

[Andre the Giant]

So can we assume the Bourne push is over?

[Londoner]

Wait a minute......................I just made the connection.

Superman and Batman.

Bit slow!

[blak23]

and evan bourne must job again

[Providence Peep]

What was that chant? This is awful or this is awesome?

[ClockShot]

Bit slow!

God damn humidity is throwing me off. Don't mind me tonight.

[Londoner]

What was that chant? This is awful or this is awesome?

miz is awful

[Skippord]

Michael Cole is insufferable

[Londoner]

That was the chant btw, im not saying he's awful.

[Providence Peep]

Thanks, TL :y:

[glanville6]

Did anyone say they were bringing that awesome TPWW sign?

[blak23]

awesome head scissor

[Andre the Giant]

I absolutely love how bourne sells a clothesline

[Poit]

awesome head scissor

Seriously, that was amazing.

[Londoner]

bye bye bourne's push(not that they were ever gonna do much with him anyways)

[Domino]

"Indeed, the Miz IS awesome"

[blak23]

bourne imo does some of the best sellin in the E

[McLegend]

Sweet sign yo

[Domino]

So can we assume the Bourne push is over?

Did it even count as a push?

[RatedGSuperstar]

I'm mildly surprised Bourne has never broken his neck selling clotheslines (or Sheamus' entire moveset). Ouch.

[Londoner]

I'll laugh if Miz fucks up one time and says 'I'm awful' by mistake.

[ClockShot]

Me thinks Miz is gonna lose at summerfest regardless.

[Andre the Giant]

I'm the Miz and I'm awesome is incredibly uncreative as a catchphrase, but for some reason its great.

[Snowden]

Me thinks Miz is gonna lose at summerfest regardless.

Nah, I see him holding onto the briefcase until after Summerslam. Too predictable if he cashes in then.

[blak23]

I'm the Miz and I'm awesome is incredibly uncreative as a catchphrase, but for some reason its great.

it works because its simple and to the point

[Cool King]

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2935/tpww.png

[blak23]

i still think miz will break the mitb streak

[blak23]

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2935/tpww.png

what's your point

[ClockShot]

God, get rid of the red carpet already.

[blak23]

melina!

[parkmania]

Melina now looks like a sister to the Bellas... :(

[Domino]

it works because its simple and to the point

Kinda like SUCK IT, haha.

[blak23]

alicia fox is ......unsexy

[Domino]

God, get rid of the red carpet already.

Seriously, it should have gone away when she turned face.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Crowd still hasn't bought into Alicia Fox, but I'd buy into her.

[blak23]

Kinda like SUCK IT, haha.

pretty much

[blak23]

this match aint bad

[Providence Peep]

I've got my ticket for the 900th episode of Raw....... Unfortunately, I'm on the same side as the hard camera :-\

[Domino]

this match aint bad

Really?

[Andre the Giant]

Really?

He must mean by diva standards. Which means if less than 5 moves are botched it is great.

[blak23]

bad bump

[RatedGSuperstar]

Ouch...looks like that was botched pretty bad. Sick thud.

[blak23]

He must mean by diva standards. Which means if less than 5 moves are botched it is great.

exactly

[blak23]

is he sure thats what he said

[Savio]

What has happened so far?

[Ultra Mantis]

Not sure he challenged Wade Barrett there, sounded more like Kelly Kelly.

[Gerard]

I thought he said "red berry". =\

[Providence Peep]

Not sure he challenged Wade Barrett there, sounded more like Kelly Kelly.

Actually, I thought he said "Iron" Mike Sharpe. He's Canada's greatest athlete, ya know.

[Savio]

Franken Berry

[Emperor Smeat]

What has happened so far?

Bret Hart came out in a Batman shirt and wanted Jericho to rejoin the team. Edge tried to trick Hart into thinking he rejoined but got foiled when he tried to hit Hart. Hart Dynasty got beaten up by The Nexus.

The Miz beat Bourne in a singles match. Bourne had a nice hurricarana move on the Miz while the Miz almost killed Bourne with a clothesline.

Melina beat Alicia Fox with a new move I think.

Great Khali spoke and challenged Wade Barrett to a match.

[Andre the Giant]

What could Runjin possibly be doing that he is too busy to be at raw?

[blak23]

epic build for that match top notch

[RatedGSuperstar]

Bikini tag team match, but we're totally PG, guys.

[Ultra Mantis]

What could Runjin possibly be doing that he is too busy to be at raw?

Taking up Jeff Hardy's open challenge at the TNA tapings.

[Providence Peep]

What could Runjin possibly be doing that he is too busy to be at raw?

eating curry

[Gerard]

What could Runjin possibly be doing that he is too busy to be at raw?

Managing his sideburn implants probably.

[Poit]

Woah, he mentioned The Alliance.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Did Edge just namedrop The Alliance?

[Domino]

Is that CM Morrison?

[blak23]

nice history lesson

[Skippord]

that's one sexy beard John Morrison has

[Ultra Mantis]

Somebody's gonna get they ass kicked.

[Domino]

LOL at the simultaneous head turn!

[blak23]

didint they just beat henry?


and also why was he breathing so heavily

[RatedGSuperstar]

Morrison's growing one epic heel beard.

[Gerard]

didint they just beat henry?


and also why was he breathing so heavily

Just got back from raping Runjin.

[glanville6]

Wow, if they can't top Mark Henry as a replacement for the 7th guy, this is going to be bad

[Domino]

Oh my god how sexy is that dress...

[Splaya]

Yes Maryse and Dibiase.

Amazing how Dibiase and Rhodes both moved away from Orton and how both are actually doing well

[bigslimjj]

Up next Mark Henry gets a yellow and black beatdown.Later Bret and Cena vs. "Two dogs without bones" lol.:lol:

[blak23]

Yes Maryse and Dibiase.

Amazing how Dibiase and Rhodes both moved away from Orton and how both are actually doing well

its still to early to call either of their runs successful

[Ultra Mantis]

Henry gets easier to take out every week.

[Haze]

one word towards Maryse...DAMN!!

[blak23]

Henry gets easier to take out every week.

you noticed too

[Providence Peep]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nexus has taken it too far this time. They've attacked Fat Albert.

http://www.angryconservative.com/home/Portals/0/Blog/FatAlbert.jpg

[ClockShot]

Great, gotta deal with 5 weeks of that John Cena movie trailer.

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like Sheamus doesn't have the custom nameplate on his title belt. Either WWE forgot or might be a sign of what will happen at the next PPV.

[blak23]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nexus has taken it too far this time. They've attacked Fat Albert.

lmao nice

[Domino]

its still to early to call either of their runs successful

Yeah man, no one was really taking Dibiase that seriously so they put Maryse with him and Cody Rhodes is playing a homosexual right now and getting "boring" chants...that's successful?

[bigslimjj]

I'd rather watch that T.I. movie then Cena's,and he's a real rapper.We know how well they can act.

[Andre the Giant]

Yeah man, no one was really taking Dibiase that seriously so they put Maryse with him and Cody Rhodes is playing a homosexual right now and getting "boring" chants...that's successful?

I think Rhodes's new character is great. The mirror thing is hilarious.

[blak23]

the character is pretty good but rhodes himself eh

[Ultra Mantis]

Dashing Cody Rhodes is the man

[blak23]

talkin out his arse

[bigslimjj]

Yeah man, no one was really taking Dibiase that seriously so they put Maryse with him and Cody Rhodes is playing a homosexual right now and getting "boring" chants...that's successful?
Maybe so...but i can totally trim my eyebrows the correct way now.Thanks Cody.

[blak23]

Maybe so...but i can totally trim my eyebrows the correct way now.Thanks Cody.

actually his tips are some good stuff, sister loves them

[blak23]

fella

[RatedGSuperstar]

YOU'RE WRONG! I HAAAATE YOOOOOOOOU FELLA!

[Domino]

"And you're not the WWE champion either."

OWNED.

[blak23]

technically sheamus has beaten randy orton

[Andre the Giant]

Michael Cole is such a tool

[Snowden]

I love the heat that the mystery GM/Cole gets...

[bigslimjj]

actually his tips are some good stuff, sister loves them
I'm sayin i think they're pretty funny,in a meterosexual kind of way.:D

[blak23]

I'm sayin i think they're pretty funny,in a meterosexual kind of way.:D

i concur

[blak23]

so the mystery gm would risk his main event?

[Andre the Giant]

I miss Orton punting people in the SKULL

[blak23]

good seg

[Johnny Vegas]

Orton is playing his character so well that i think he really believes he's some type of super hero. :y:

[Domino]

NXT match on MNJ. I like.

[teamXtremist]

nxt woot

[glanville6]

Whats this all about?

[dronepool]

I hope Season 1 attack Season 2.

[blak23]

i dont agree with this match

[RatedGSuperstar]

The cynical part of me says that we only get a NXT six man tag on Raw because they're not getting very many votes for the elimination.

The extra cynical part of me says what does it matter, the fan voting is rigged anyway.

[teamXtremist]

what is sheamus gonna beat the fuck out of all 6 nxt'ers??

[Ultra Mantis]

Sheamus is gonna squash all six guys.

[parkmania]

what is sheamus gonna beat the fuck out of all 6 nxt'ers??

Probably.

[glanville6]

King doesn't have much to say

[bigslimjj]

Samoa Husky......OH YEAH!!!

[teamXtremist]

husky missed all of that finisher

[dronepool]

Ha!

[parkmania]

Is it just me, or is "McGilli-buddies" even worse than "Kane-anites" or even "Cole Miners"?

[Domino]

Nothing beats "Testicles."

[teamXtremist]

Is it just me, or is "McGilli-buddies" even worse than "Kane-anites" or even "Cole Miners"?

nothing good has come from him using that name

[blak23]

in the little time he was in kaval puit on a great show

[teamXtremist]

damn lucky got the worst of that skirmish

[Johnny Vegas]

I'm digging Morrison's facial hair

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of ironic and funny how Cole likes Kaval since he wants to work in the WWE and lists his achievements while a season ago hated Danielson for the same reasons.

[Skippord]

I really dislike Husky Harris

[bigslimjj]

Kind of ironic and funny how Cole likes Kaval since he wants to work in the WWE and lists his achievements while a season ago hated Danielson for the same reasons.

On NXT he talks smack about him. God I hate Cole.

[Nark Order]

At the show right now. Regal has a sweet robe.

[Skippord]

steal it

[teamXtremist]

morrison>miz ftw

[blak23]

mustache

[teamXtremist]

mustache

lol i miss eli :eek:

[Nark Order]

some guy keeps chanting about Ryders sexuality. Unacceptable.

[bigslimjj]

Regal and Ryder for tag champs

[Domino]

morrison>miz ftw

False.

[Executioner]

nice C4 suplex by Morrison

[blak23]

nice move by jomo

[Andre the Giant]

Starship Pain looks much more painful when he lands on your face

[teamXtremist]

False.

in your opinion

[blak23]

did he hit it i missed it

[Ultra Mantis]

Morrison busting out the C4 was pretty sweet

[teamXtremist]

did he hit it i missed it

yeah allover ryders face lol

[Johnny Vegas]

damn, Morrison is SO fucking underrated. I wish the WWE would let him and Evan Bourne just go at it for about 10 minutes on a RAW, no holding back, ALL the sick moves.

[Domino]

in your opinion

Exactly...

[blak23]

Sacramento's crowd is hot tonight

[blak23]

i wanna meet wwe's commercial voice guy

[teamXtremist]

look out cenas doing a drama

[bigslimjj]

Was the camera shaking on anyone else's tv during that tag match? Crazy.

[teamXtremist]

take your tops off

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Look at that slide.

[teamXtremist]

no mid drifts what is this the 50's

[blak23]

pg= no bikini

[Andre the Giant]

So apparently bikinis arent pg

[teamXtremist]

pg= no bikini

i know i know :(

[Snowden]

no mid drifts what is this the 50's

No, this is PG

[teamXtremist]

damn gail kim is packing that top

[Skippord]

this match is so sexy with the divas in their 1930's bathing suits

[dronepool]

This is lame.

[teamXtremist]

jillian has got to be one of the ugliest divas going round

[teamXtremist]

This is lame.

smoke and piss break bonanza

[ClockShot]

END THIS!

[Testicle]

Mayrse + Bellas = FAP

[bigslimjj]

:nono:This ain't your daddy's bikini spectacular! daddy got to see midrift.:nono:

[teamXtremist]

speaking of ugly

[Poit]

The Bellas just won a match? :wtf:

[Testicle]

And yes, I have never hated PG more than now.

[Skippord]

pretty sure George Hackenschmidt and Frank Gotch had a match like that in 1908

[teamXtremist]

kozlov what no dancing

[teamXtremist]

big boss man rules

[teamXtremist]

boss man slam

[McLegend]

Really one piece bathing suits?

[ClockShot]

Go to Jail match!

The good ole days.

[blak23]

ok fuck the pg era it has ruined wrestling this pg rating is horrendous

[teamXtremist]

Really one piece bathing suits?

did u really expect anything else im surprised they didnt wear pants

[Hanso Amore]

they need to have a deportation match these days!

[Domino]

Go to Jail match!

The good ole days.

Amen.

[blak23]

they need to have a deportation match these days!

this, i would watch

[blak23]

the most traffic this thread got was the outcry of no bikinis lmao

[bigslimjj]

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[ClockShot]

I'm sick of these shirts.

[Domino]

You know what would be really cool? If there was no David Otunga.

[blak23]

why does he call him mr. mcmahon

[ClockShot]

Sheff is getting better on the mic.

Otunga, not as much.

[Skippord]

give the mic to Tarver you fucks

[blak23]

fail on the delivery mr. otunga

[Savio]

lol nancy

[ClockShot]

Nancy Kerrigan'd.

:rofl:

[Emperor Smeat]

I was kind of expecting him to say "No" and start laughing as he walks away.

[Cool King]

Me too.

[bigslimjj]

:lol:Sheffield called him Micker Mcmahon the first time.

[teamXtremist]

wonder if the nexus sleep in the same bed at night hell there always together

[Domino]

GOD DAMN IT GUEST HOSTS AGAIN!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Justin Long to guest host next week.

It could work...

[Skippord]

wonder if the nexus sleep in the same bed at night hell there always together
seven layer bunk bed

[BigCrippyZ]

Here comes Superman and Batman!

[blak23]

seven layer bunk bed

best bed ever

[teamXtremist]

seven layer bunk bed

that could work :lol:

[teamXtremist]

boooooooooooooooooooo

[Domino]

Jesus Christ what a pro Cena crowd.

[BigCrippyZ]

So, like a 2 minute main event...

[Ultra Mantis]

Good to see Cena and Bret have matching ring attire.

[teamXtremist]

over under 2 minutes before nexus annihilates everyone

[ClockShot]

Just keep throwing him outside.

[teamXtremist]

this match is allready over

[bigslimjj]

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[teamXtremist]

wtf

[AliG]

lol @ jericho

[ClockShot]

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL @ Edge's face when Nexus was surrounding Jericho

[dronepool]

If Jericho turns.... I called it (to myself in my head)

:lol:

[teamXtremist]

barrett knocked out by jericho good one cole