View Full Version : So. Darren Young.
Afterlife
08-19-2010, 10:41 PM
Now what?
jskinnyg
08-19-2010, 10:42 PM
Honestly... Who cares?
Maybe Cena Stunt Double when in location in Miami...
He'll be back. Later.
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lol someone should put the beatdown to that music.
Was contemplating putting it in there, thanks for doing it anyway.
Kane Knight
08-19-2010, 10:49 PM
Future Endeavours?
Gertner
08-19-2010, 10:50 PM
Put him back with Percy Watson and reform the South Beach Boyz.
Pretty entertaining team.
Droford
08-19-2010, 10:53 PM
Shave his head, give him the old Cena rap gimmick on Smackdown and have Primo hire Jesus to stab him.
DAMN iNATOR
08-19-2010, 10:55 PM
Put him with Cena, and they form "The Cenas" (or something), win the tag belts, and hold them for slightly more than a year, always overcoming the odds and never giving up. :shifty:
Next Big Thing
08-19-2010, 10:55 PM
He's going to help Barrett win the strap.
Droford
08-19-2010, 10:57 PM
Get Marc Mero to come back and tag with him (highly unlikely..I know)
"WE ARE WILD and YOUNG.."
Put him back with Percy Watson and reform the South Beach Boyz.
Pretty entertaining team.
Perry Saturn
08-19-2010, 11:13 PM
Maybe him and cena will become the new Wonder Twins
Even Black Cena falls victim to White Cena.
Mr. Nerfect
08-19-2010, 11:22 PM
Darren Young has impressed me sporadically during his short WWE run. At first, he seemed to be there just because he stood out visually. I really noticed him when he stood up to CM Punk on SmackDown!, though -- rejecting the Straight Edge Society. It was then that I thought he had the potential to be a pretty popular and credible babyface (even though he naturally seems to want to swing towards the heel side of things when left to his own devices).
He may not be brilliant in the ring, but I actually liked his match with Cena. If I were booking, I'd have Young show up in a few weeks and stop a Nexus beat-down on Cena. Not shaking Cena's hand or anything, but coming down with a steel chair and just smacking each of the Nexus members on the back. He and Cena don't need to like each other, but I think they could form an uneasy partnership to continue this thing against Nexus. Cena, Orton, Daniel Bryan & Darren Young vs. Wade Barrett, David Otunga, Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater (Skip is injured, apparently) at Hell in a Cell in some sort of War Games-like concept? I truthfully would not mind seeing that.
teamXtremist
08-19-2010, 11:44 PM
his match with cena was good i was impressed with the youngster
XCaliber
08-19-2010, 11:49 PM
He will earn his spot back into Nexus whether Barrett reconsiders or it was all go give the WWE roster a false sense of security cuz they knew damn right that he couldn't beat Cena common.
rated rjo
08-20-2010, 12:37 AM
He will use Cena's old gimmick including "Basic Thuganomics". He shadows Cena the whole time and claims to want to be like Cena after realizing he can't be beaten.
Aguakate
08-20-2010, 12:38 AM
Darren Young with his black gear last Monday looked like The Rock.
rated rjo
08-20-2010, 12:47 AM
Darren Young with his black gear last Monday looked like The Rock.
I still think he might be capable of being a big star. He's got a look. Can't hurt that the look is basically a carbon copy of their biggest star too.
Aguakate
08-20-2010, 12:51 AM
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...dude looked like The Rock.
Droford
08-20-2010, 12:51 AM
He will use Cena's old gimmick including "Basic Thuganomics". He shadows Cena the whole time and claims to want to be like Cena after realizing he can't be beaten.
Darren Young should have a Masters Degree in Advanced Thuganomics from Clone U.
Tazz Dan
08-20-2010, 02:15 AM
:rofl: at all these hilarious ideas in here.
Tom Guycott
08-20-2010, 02:39 AM
I'm trying to avoid temptation for another obvious Bizzaro Cena reference. Okay, just one: Have him dress in the old Prototype-esque, jobber short tights Cena debuted with BEFORE his whole rap gimmick, only palette swap them to the opposite color. You know, like all the ninjas on Mortal Kombat.
Seriously, I see him wandering listlessly for a couple of weeks on SD!, losing a couple of matches. After 2-3 squash matches, he's pretty bummed out backstage, and who should saunter up to try and help him but SES again, and Punk tells him "You didn't listen to me in the first place and look where it got him?" Punk points out he lost NXT, he got exiled from the neXus, and he's a loser on Friday night. The only way he could ever be helped is if he just accepts straightedge into his life. We get a hair shaving and a new member of the SES, and Young gets a persona tweak... possibly becoming more ruthless than Gallows, or conversely, the reluctant face in the stable of heels.
This could work.
YoungFlyFlashy
08-20-2010, 04:17 AM
Cena will befriend Young for a couple weeks, then all of a sudden you won't see Young for a couple weeks. He'll pop up on Superstars every now and then, and then released he will be once you read that he was stopped for a DUI.
The life of a bored under pushed wrestler.
Tom Guycott
08-20-2010, 06:00 AM
Cena will befriend Young for a couple weeks, then all of a sudden you can't see Young
Brock
08-20-2010, 07:31 AM
bring him to smackdown... make him the tag partner of kofi kingston.. and make their name.. the negritos... LOL!
bigslimjj
08-20-2010, 12:36 PM
Put him back with Percy Watson and reform the South Beach Boyz.
Pretty entertaining team.
I watched them in FCW. This is a hell of an idea. They could add in a diva to manage as well.
Mooияakeя™
08-20-2010, 01:31 PM
Trademark match with Cena. Whoever wins, can be Cena. Who the fuck am I kidding, he got no chance in that 'gainst Superman.
Rollermacka
08-20-2010, 04:08 PM
He'll be back. Later.
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Move over Cody Rhodes, we have a new "Total Package" gimmick
Kane Knight
08-20-2010, 04:08 PM
Trademark match with Cena. Whoever wins, can be Cena. Who the fuck am I kidding, he got no chance in that 'gainst Superman.
Give him a rubber...I mean, metal suit, a hammer, and Shaq's accent. He can be Steel. Not the version from the comics people somewhat gave a shit about....
Droford
08-20-2010, 07:41 PM
He could also be the black scotty 2 hotty if he wore a hat with the top cut out.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_clQGoUTVGCk/TC7r1v0fThI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/0Rkn365ZO80/s320/scotty+2+hotty.jpg
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/d/darrenyoung/images/darren-young-3.jpg
The Heenan Family
08-20-2010, 08:13 PM
Shave his head, give him the old Cena rap gimmick on Smackdown and have Primo hire Jesus to stab him.
Instant Classic...
Aguakate
08-21-2010, 11:43 AM
...when u look at Darren Young, he looks like he really ISN'T black, but rather, has brown paint on his face...
...it's weird. The first dude who i ever see that looks like a "fake black".
Anybody Thrilla
08-21-2010, 11:41 PM
I'm trying to avoid temptation for another obvious Bizzaro Cena reference. Okay, just one: Have him dress in the old Prototype-esque, jobber short tights Cena debuted with BEFORE his whole rap gimmick, only palette swap them to the opposite color. You know, like all the ninjas on Mortal Kombat.
Seriously, I see him wandering listlessly for a couple of weeks on SD!, losing a couple of matches. After 2-3 squash matches, he's pretty bummed out backstage, and who should saunter up to try and help him but SES again, and Punk tells him "You didn't listen to me in the first place and look where it got him?" Punk points out he lost NXT, he got exiled from the neXus, and he's a loser on Friday night. The only way he could ever be helped is if he just accepts straightedge into his life. We get a hair shaving and a new member of the SES, and Young gets a persona tweak... possibly becoming more ruthless than Gallows, or conversely, the reluctant face in the stable of heels.
This could work.
I kinda like this idea, but I'm wondering how getting kicked out of Nexus, losing a few matches, and then joining the SES would make him a face, reluctant or otherwise.
Anybody Thrilla
08-21-2010, 11:45 PM
Also, I'm not convinced Darren Young is actually black. I don't care what anyone says.
Aguakate
08-21-2010, 11:47 PM
Also, I'm not convinced Darren Young is actually black. I don't care what anyone says.
That's what I meant. He looks like a white dude who got an extreme, EXTREME tan.
Anybody Thrilla
08-21-2010, 11:59 PM
He even referred to himself as black, but I doubt he even knows for sure.
His color looks like what would happen if black people could tan.
Afterlife
08-22-2010, 08:08 PM
He looks kinda like a naturally occurring version of the spray-tan douche.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r4TzZPyyD-c/TC-O4r0bHdI/AAAAAAAAA4s/vMNk50C2yRY/s400/Douche_Bags1.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9xsnZ-wNWqY/S83rRpEs5zI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/GjiJ2m07MTI/s400/62+Awesome+Fake+Tans.jpg
http://brightorangeseats.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/spraytan.jpg?w=450&h=273
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/d/darrenyoung/images/darren-young-3.jpg
Rollermacka
08-22-2010, 09:47 PM
He looks kinda like a naturally occurring version of the spray-tan douche.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r4TzZPyyD-c/TC-O4r0bHdI/AAAAAAAAA4s/vMNk50C2yRY/s400/Douche_Bags1.jpg
Lol, on the next season of Jersey Shore... Snookie has found a new lover
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/d/darrenyoung/images/darren-young-3.jpg
Kane Knight
08-22-2010, 10:21 PM
Also, I'm not convinced Darren Young is actually black. I don't care what anyone says.
I totally agree with the stereotypical black guy.
parkmania
08-22-2010, 10:39 PM
Not orange enough to be a Spray Tan Dan.
Next Big Thing
08-22-2010, 10:45 PM
It really is unfortunate for his career that he looks so much like Cena. I see him in TNA two years from now doing the equivalent of Gillberg from the days when WWF didn't have an answer for Goldberg.
Afterlife
08-22-2010, 11:43 PM
I don't.
The Pope
08-22-2010, 11:45 PM
LOL
The Pope
08-22-2010, 11:45 PM
Is he really black? I thought it was just spray on.
Tom Guycott
08-23-2010, 04:03 AM
I kinda like this idea, but I'm wondering how getting kicked out of Nexus, losing a few matches, and then joining the SES would make him a face, reluctant or otherwise.
... the same way a losing streak made MVP a face.
Mr. Nerfect
08-23-2010, 07:53 AM
I know spray tans can be ridiculous -- but I can't believe there are actually people in the world who look like that. And don't seem to care. Wow.
Zack Ryder piss-takes the whole guido style, but even I'm reluctant to suggest he do that as part of his character.
Anybody Thrilla
08-24-2010, 09:53 PM
... the same way a losing streak made MVP a face.
A losing streak worked to turn the MVP character face because it was exactly what he needed to be taken down a few pegs and to not be so arrogant. Darren Young has never seen any real success to be learning lessons from.
Tom Guycott
08-25-2010, 03:42 AM
... touche, ABT.
The Naitch
08-25-2010, 04:44 AM
yeah he's definitely a cross between Cena and The Rock. I wonder if management actually sees that
The Naitch
08-25-2010, 04:45 AM
sprinkle in a dash of Orlando Jordan
Next Big Thing
08-25-2010, 09:54 PM
yeah he's definitely a cross between Cena and The Rock. I wonder if management actually sees that
In looks only. He has a long way to go before he gets the charisma that took those two to the top.
Afterlife
08-26-2010, 02:03 AM
Yes. Because there was a danger ppl might stop talking about his looks and just instantly mean his charisma. Or his ability. Or his handwriting. Anything other than what we were actually talking about.
Thank you, Next Big Thing, for putting out that fire before it started.
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