OFFICIAL RAW THREAD 4/19/04

[Rock Bottom]

Coach is a total waste of TV time.

[glycerine]

oh by the way when i reffered to the matches being bad tonight iwas talking about the womans match..

[CBright7831]

Nice subliminal diss to Austin by The Coach and Lawler.

[loopydate]

JR: BAH GAWD! KEVIN NASH!

*Backstage*

NASH: OW! My quad!

*Music abruptly cuts off*

[glycerine]

Yeah Nash is now back in the production van subliminally getting fans.. its the last resort

[Rock Bottom]

JR: BAH GAWD! KEVIN NASH!

*Backstage*

NASH: OW! My quad!

*Music abruptly cuts off*

ROFL.

[AareDub]

Cade's boots look ridiculous btw

[Rock Bottom]

Kevin Nash is to himself as Al Snow is to tables.

[Xero]

I dunno, but that struck me really funny Loopy... :lol:

[glycerine]

no its the new wwe raw hey look at the bottom of your screen music

because thats where nash usually was.. on the ground with an injury

[Loose Cannon]

JR: BAH GAWD! KEVIN NASH!

*Backstage*

NASH: OW! My quad!

*Music abruptly cuts off*

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to loopydate again.

[loopydate]

Thank you, XL and LC.

[AareDub]

Kevin Nash is to himself as Al Snow is to tables.

Kevin Nash is to himself as Oprah is to baked ham.

[KingofOldSchool]

Savage's Top Rope Elbow > Cade's Top Rope Elbow

[CBright7831]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to loopydate again.
Give it to CBright. He needs it more than loopy.

loopy would want it that way too.

[Loose Cannon]

Give it to CBright. He needs it more than loopy.

loopy would want it that way too.

DONE

[Rock Bottom]

yeah I swear if they plug that swimsuit calendar again I am going to bust into the women's locker room like Stone Cold Steve Austin and unload my Loose Cannon

[loopydate]

LOL

All of a sudden, I've become the benevolent ruler.

Um...someone bring me the finest bagels and muffins in the land!

[Wondermouse]

I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but that's a pretty ****ing good elbow.

[Loose Cannon]

yeah I swear if they plug that swimsuit calendar again I am going to bust into the women's locker room like Stone Cold Steve Austin and unload my Loose Cannon

Yeah that short Gail Kim pic made me want to go to my nearest newstand and wait all night for the magazine

[loopydate]

No! Don't hire Ed at monster.com! Hire loopy at monster.com! Or careerbuilder.com! Or hotjobs.com!

SOMEBODY HIRE ME!

*Calms down. Drinks root beer. Cleans up after Troy commercial*

[Xero]

That splat was sickening...

[loopydate]

You know, if Eugene aims away from the crowd...he wouldn't be the first to shoot Lillian in the face.

*Rimshot*

[Loose Cannon]

Sacrifice Time

[loopydate]

Regal...protect your balls!

[Coco Cow]

wow....that was...wow

damn, of all Smackdown!s to miss...

[Xero]

Ball shot...

[loopydate]

Called it.

Unfortunately.

[Coco Cow]

and loopy has devolped foresight

[Rock Bottom]

3irugyh2e4igh24oiguh24oigu4oig4tgo ROFL these captions are gonna rulllllllllllllle

[Dragoneyes]

god i love eugene

[AareDub]

JR: "that's what Raw is about, having fun."

Yea, nobody cares about titles or feuds or anything. Those guys just show up to have fun.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[glycerine]

ok heres my dream end. this week or next
Brett comes out we expect it. STING comes out to help Brett when HBK attacks him (or maybe to help Benoit when He is crossed by Brett). Luger comes out and joins in! Goldberg comes out and attacks someone also. Then Bischoff comes out and Benoit and the other WCW guys start a stable. then on Smackdown the ECW guys and Heyman help RVD and Booker T is all like what? and then the WCW guys come out! and WCW and ECW fight but then WWE and WCW fight then ECW and WWE then they all just decide to form seperate entities WCW monday night WWE thursday and ECW saturday or maybe the last half hour of one.. maybe an extra hour on thursday..

[loopydate]

and loopy has devolped foresight

I have become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

I have become...DARK LOOPY!

[Loose Cannon]

lol at the carnival music

[Rock Bottom]

LOL what the fuc</>k? Was that Steve Blackman's music on that Milky Way commercial?

[Loose Cannon]

^^lmao, I missed it

[loopydate]

Milky Way: Now with head cheese!

[Dragoneyes]

I have become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

I have become...DARK LOOPY!
all rise in the presence of Dark Loopy

[KingofOldSchool]

Milky Way: Now 95% Personality Free!

[glycerine]

MIlky way now with no charecter. and a kendo stick

[loopydate]

all rise in the presence of Dark Loopy

As you are the first to acknowledge my all-powerful Captioning Evil, you shall sit at my right hand...after you go get the pizza.

Now go, minion!

[Coco Cow]

*rises*

is it just me, or does Benoit look like a dwarf when standing next to edge?

[Loose Cannon]

I have become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

I have become...DARK LOOPY!

gives BOWER A call to stop this madness

[The Icon of Elisim]

Gonna guess that Benjamin gets sacrificed cause they got nothing else

[Rock Bottom]

ROFL Edge tried to give Benoit a duke but got left hanging

[Loose Cannon]

***throws up

[loopydate]

Cow, thy assignment...get Lita off mine television.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ugh why Val? :(

[Loose Cannon]

WOAH, VAL VENIS. Are they airing Heat anymore these days?

EDIT: GUESS SO

[Rock Bottom]

*Kneels before Dark Loopy, pointing at the footage of Lita... breathes... breathes...* What is... thy bidding, my master...

[Xero]

UH OH!

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh shit...run Matt run.

[loopydate]

Lord Bottom, you have served me well lo thes...

*Gets the giggles because I said "Lord Bottom"*

[Coco Cow]

I believe Kane shall assit us, master

[loopydate]

Let the word spread from this thread outward.

From this moment onward, Kane is now most favored in mine eyes!

[Xero]

Kane has the Hulk Hogan tan!

[Rock Bottom]

*Breathes... breathes... Looking up Loopy's evil sith robe* So, it is true, the rumors of the "dark" kind...

[AareDub]

Damn I was hoping he'd break Lita's leg or something

[KingofOldSchool]

Thank God Matt.

Saved Lita.

I love you Matt!

[loopydate]

Why oh why couldn't Lita have been on the top rope when Kane did that?

[glycerine]

i wasnt looking at my screen
i heard litas music (which is cool music btw)
then i heard val venises..
then kanes...
i was like. what?
now im more confused than ever

[KingofOldSchool]

Damn I was hoping he'd break Lita's leg or something

I hope you get in a car wreck and get your neck broken.

[loopydate]

*Breathes... breathes... Looking up Loopy's evil sith robe* So, it is true, the rumors of the "dark" kind...

*Breaks character, I'm laughing so much.*

This thread has been a lot of fun tonight.

*Resumes character*

Someone shalt write my paper for me tonight! Who here will show his devotion to Dark Loopy?

[Rock Bottom]

*Kills Kane with a force strangle* You are in command now, admiral Cow.

[glycerine]

KILL FREAKING BILL!! O man that movie owns all

[Mr. JL]

HARDY is the man











Jeff Hardy, that is.

[Coco Cow]

*Kills Kane with a force strangle* You are in command now, admiral Cow.

*looks very nervous*

[AareDub]

I hope you get in a car wreck and get your neck broken.

been there, done that. minus the neck breaking portion :shifty:

[Mr. JL]

HARDY is the man











Jeff Hardy, that is.
Nah! Matt's rocking and certainly is the more talented of the two Hardyz.

[glycerine]

another freaking tag team main event and no real.. storyline advancement. i mean HBk won't win. so we started some random fueds that won't matter and introduced one new guy.. ugh.. i still feel cheated. remember when like viscera and gangrel had that blood barrel match? those were the good times. stipulations, satanism, and sex. WWE at its best..

[Dragoneyes]

As you are the first to acknowledge my all-powerful Captioning Evil, you shall sit at my right hand...after you go get the pizza.

Now go, minion!
the funny thing is i just did go to get some pizza downstairs lol

[Loose Cannon]

What the FK

[glycerine]

takes out lightsaber its green! Yes its glycerine skywalker biotch! the annoying farm boy to take over all!

[loopydate]

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. KoOs' girl, out there in the sanctuary of the ring, walked into a trap, as did your Rebel MFer. It was I who allowed the Val to know the location of the G-spot. It is quite safe from KoOs' pitiful little band. An entire legion of my...well...Kane awaited them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Okay. I'm reaching.

[Xero]

Uhmm... Who?

[Loose Cannon]

Is that a new Character or something

[glycerine]

HIROHITO!!! yes!!! omg!!!

did you see the blood! that was awesome.. thats what we need more blood, even if its only a stupid promo

[The Icon of Elisim]

Hirohito, rofl

How long before hes Tajiri's comedic tag team partner?

[Rock Bottom]

*Looks at Emperor Loopy, then to Admiral Cow* Well don't just stand there. Kill him.

[Rock Bottom]

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. KoOs' girl, out there in the sanctuary of the ring, walked into a trap, as did your Rebel MFer. It was I who allowed the Val to know the location of the G-spot. It is quite safe from KoOs' pitiful little band. An entire legion of my...well...Kane awaited them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Okay. I'm reaching.

:love:

[Loose Cannon]

Does anyone THINK THEY KNOW EDGE or what?

[glycerine]

this is the part where ben dies right? sorry ketchup is your friend.. youre ben..

[Xero]

Kiaentia version 2?

[The Icon of Elisim]

So where was Benjamin tonight?

[Rock Bottom]

Dies anyone THINK THEY KNOW EDGE or what?

ROFLMAO, that hit me hard

[loopydate]

http://www.gerweck.net/kendosuzuki.jpg

"Hirohito" = Kenzo Suzuki?

Oh, and...

*Zap*

[Mr. JL]

No offence but Edge looks like he's going to die because he has 0% body fat. He's ****ing ripped with muscle.

[glycerine]

you think you know me.. no not really you have no real past charecter you have told us nothing. you have a brother you always were better than then you went gothic.. then you went surfer left your brother fought rvd i think... hmm no i dont know you i just know you should do something.. big!

[Loose Cannon]

UM.....Yeah that guy's going to be running the lemonade stand sooner or later

[loopydate]

SOMEbody has to!

[glycerine]

Hirohito is freaking awesome Hardcore dude from AJPW if i am correct. i may be wrong, i get the names mixed up. but who was that guy who had the electric cage match and acctually got his freaking head stuck? untill the ring caught fire he pulled it out and still one?

[loopydate]

Hmm...

He won the 2000 Young Lions Cup and the 2002 One Night Young Lion Tournament.

That...sounds impressive. I have no idea what it means, but it sounds impressive.

[glycerine]

takes out light saber and tries to get loopy on the light side

[Wondermouse]

Batista's 35! Get off his jock, JR!

[glycerine]

oh he plays tennis..

[glycerine]

where'd you get your info loopy?

[Coco Cow]

Batista's 35! Get off his jock, JR!

ugh, Thank you for that LOVELY mental image. I am now MENTALLY SCARRED for life!

[glycerine]

i stopped caring after that bane guy came out... almost cared when Eugene came out but this raw is a huge dissapointment unless something happens in the next 20 minutes.. its nothing. i hate this i get all psyched and wwe ruins it. i am bringing a sign to raw that says I'd rather be at HOME WATCHING NWATNA than being given tickets to raw free and going backstage

[loopydate]

Who else thinks we're going to get a surprise Benoit/Edge win tonight?

We still haven't seen Shelton...

[loopydate]

...just realized this thread is almost ten pages long.

[AareDub]

Who else thinks we're going to get a surprise Benoit/Edge win tonight?

We still haven't seen Shelton...

I'm expecting a DQ or something.

[glycerine]

its only 4 in my thing i have 100 posts per page

[Coco Cow]

wtf?

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Cameras fu</>cked up.</font>

[Dragoneyes]

what a way to let us know it WASNT gonna end at that point, "the match could be over, we have to go to comercial" jesus christ on a pogo stick the timing of the comercials sucks

[Loose Cannon]

PAST
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/seanohaire/12.jpg










PRESENT
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/u/ultimodragon/21.jpg





FUTURE
http://www.gerweck.net/kendosuzuki.jpg


I Give you the Lemonade Squad.

[Rock Bottom]

Lawler's stupidest quote ever: "Even the World Champion Chris Benoit cannot beat TWO men."

UH HI HE JUST DID IT LIKE TWICE.

[Loose Cannon]

lol WE WANT BRET

[loopydate]

LOL Combine that with Tony "This arena will literally explode" Schiavone, and you've got yourself a hell of a team, bahgawdstunnerbrokeninhalf.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>"We want Bret!"</font>

[loopydate]

"I don't particularly."

[loopydate]

WOLVERINES CAN FLY, COLE!

[AareDub]

I know this isn't technically relevant, but it just occurred to me that like the same week (or maybe the next week) that JR was promoted out of his talent relations position, Austin was let go. :lol:

[Loose Cannon]

:)

[Xero]

NEW CHAMPS! DOUBLE CHAMPION!

[loopydate]

*Dances jig of victory*

Good God...I AM psychic! Dark loopy lives!

[The Icon of Elisim]

Bischoff is gonna come out and reverse it cause of the cast

[AareDub]

Guess you were right Loopy, Benoit/Edge win. Shelton should've been the one to come out and kick HHH though.

[FFD]

SWEET! EDGE RULES ALL! Beniots ok too.

[Loose Cannon]

I Guess the Raw Tag Belts are just put on various teams from now on

[glycerine]

ok new tag champs... pretty good i guess.. no heel turn .. eh

[loopydate]

I know this isn't technically relevant, but it just occurred to me that like the same week (or maybe the next week) that JR was promoted out of his talent relations position, Austin was let go. :lol:

Also, a World Title match has been announced that doesn't involve Triple H and Chris Benoit now has two titles. They've had back-to-back televised shows in Canada without a screwjob. Kane's monster gimmick got a rebirth, and Randy Orton has gotten the rub to make it to the next level.

Good riddance.

[Loose Cannon]

Man that Raw kicked MAJOR ASS

[The Icon of Elisim]

Anyone else tired of Lawler saying "Is this the end of Evolution?" constantly, when it actually happens its gonna totally ruin it

[loopydate]

Best. RAW. Ev--In a long time. Awesome RAW tonight. Absolutely awesome.

[FFD]

Man that Raw kicked MAJOR ASS

[Rock Bottom]

Yeah that Raw owned.

[AareDub]

Also, a World Title match has been announced that doesn't involve Triple H and Chris Benoit now has two titles. They've had back-to-back televised shows in Canada without a screwjob. Kane's monster gimmick got a rebirth, and Randy Orton has gotten the rub to make it to the next level.

Good riddance.

So it's really been JR holding everybody down this whole time? :D

[glycerine]

if edge wins the IC strap.. they have all the belts.. those two.. except womens .. wow

[loopydate]

So it's really been JR holding everybody down this whole time? :D

It was all a matter of perspective.

If we'd been able to see it from far enough away, we would have realized that it was really just a giant glass cowboy hat all along.

[FFD]

Edge as IC champ would rule all.

[AareDub]

Anyone else tired of Lawler saying "Is this the end of Evolution?" constantly, when it actually happens its gonna totally ruin it

Yea, I was gonna mention that. They lost the tag titles, it's not the end of the world.

[spd10000]

Good show, except for those ingrates in Canada with the "We Want Bret" chant. :roll:

[Rock Bottom]

if edge wins the IC strap.. they have all the belts.. those two.. except womens .. wow

Yeah I was just thinking that myself, that'd be pretty weird.

[AareDub]

It was all a matter of perspective.

If we'd been able to see it from far enough away, we would have realized that it was really just a giant glass cowboy hat all along.

:D:D:D you'll have to sneak that into a caption this week or something. It's brilliant!

[loopydate]

It's time to get to work on that paper that's due tomorrow. 'Night, boys and girls.

[bobfinger]

Edge as IC champ would rule all.

I was just thinking that :y:

[glycerine]

edge could shave his beard and dress up the las conquistadoras suit and win the womens to!!!

[glycerine]

acctually i bet HHH would consider that

[RGWhat316]

Well, pretty good RAW. Even though I'm not much of a fan, I was definitely impressed with Orton tonight, almost made me want to cheer him. I guess WWE people really do read on this site. Alot of people mentioned on the Backlash thread how weak Kane is now, and he even admitted it. So hopefully something new will happen to get the biggest draw last summer back on track. Seems like Tajiri moving to RAW was a mistake. On SmackDown he was Cruiserweight champion, but on RAW he jobs to The Coach :wtf: And I wonder if Matt saving Lita has officially turned him face. And now Benoit is a double champ.

And finally, will the canucks ever let it go???? In 1997, Bret Hart got screwed out of his championship because he was leaving to go to the rival company, and in 2004, the other guy involved, Shawn Michaels, still gets the biggest heat of the night because of the incident. I mean come on already. :rant: I was really hoping HBK would've flipped off the crowd. But, as an American, I have definitely learned that if I piss off a Canadian, I will hear about it for the rest of my life.

[Shaggy]

I thought it was a great show. Matt made himself a face with the saving of Lita but still during that thing I was waiting for maybe an appearance for Jeff to return. (Know it will probably never happen but I keep on looking for it.) Kane's sacrifice really wasnt as big as I thought. Regal getting hit in the nuts was funny but not as funny as the coach spray incident. As for the end, I was very shocked. I didnt think they were gonna win it. Infact the way I saw it was that HBK was gonna help Evolution win it. But I guess Vince shocked me again. Damn I cant believe that happened. Dont get me wrong. Im a Beniot fan since the old WCW days but Im also a big fan of Evolution and that ending was shocking and great for me. Just wish HBK would of turned heel tonight. That was basically the only reason that I stay tuned. Just the hope that this would happen made it so exciting.

[TazroK]

Edge sucks. Benoit Sucks.

Argh....I may actually enjoy watching Smackdown! now.

[Evil Vito]

Edge sucks. Benoit Sucks.

Argh....I may actually enjoy watching Smackdown! now.

<font color=goldenrod>*checks your rep* OK, troll.</font> :wave:

[Gone Mad]

An OK show, tho I missed Jericho's match and Kane's promo which both i hear was good. Wish I could have seen J's new entrance. Plus, no Shelton, no piece. And what happen with the Regal/Kane match, as if it would've been exciting?

[PureHatred]

Hmmmm..every once in a while I wish I was able to watch Raw live with you people. This was one of those times.

[Rock Bottom]

Yeah, you missed it PH, this thread was a blast. I am gonna make loopy post during RAW more so we can all make dick and fart jokes the whole time. :cool:

[PureHatred]

Cool. Thing is, being on the West Coast, you guys are watching Raw, and I'm usually making dinner or on the phone. And god forbid my sister comes over; then i'm flipping between raw and "I Want a Famous Face" :nono:

[#1-norm-fan]

Raw was pretty good. I think I figured out my problem with Benoit. He isn't a likeable character. He's too "mean" to be a likeable "good guy". Plus his head is too small for his body. Plus he bores me on the mic.

Great wrestler though. (God I hope HBK wins in 2 weeks!)

[RGWhat316]

Raw was pretty good. I think I figured out my problem with Benoit. He isn't a likeable character. He's too "mean" to be a likeable "good guy". Plus his head is too small for his body. Plus he bores me on the mic.

Great wrestler though. (God I hope HBK wins in 2 weeks!)

I agree with you. I am not a Benoit fan either, and I think most all of this sucess is because of being in his home area. Like if HBK would've done an actual heel turn tonight instead of being booed out of the arena anyways by a partisan canadian crowd, I would've cheered.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah. Stupid Canucks.

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Tyson f'n Tomko

What a stupid name, way to kill any chance he had of getting over

[Corkscrewed]

I kinda like it. Reminds me of ear-biting Mike.

Anyway, tonight's RAW was awesome. Lots of new angles to be developed, and Orton getting some MAJOR props. I think before his feud is over, the crowd is going to turn him face, LOL.

And this thread was like all Loopy, RB, glycerine, and a few other people. Way to quadruple the Backlash thread size. ;)

[Azriel]

First off, funnies RAW thread EVER! You guys had me in stitches reading this.

Anyway, awesome RAW last night. Orton actually getting a few cheers was pretty cool. Edge vs. Randy is gonna be F'N sweet. I don't think benoit/edge will be tag partners for long, but you never know. And as funny as Eugene's character is, when are we going to actually see him wrestle? You know you just have the feeling when he does start wrestling, Regal's going to help him out a lot.

[Moongoose Mcqueen]

That was an awsome Raw. I love the directions all characters and fueds are going in and there was plenty of great matches, promos, and funny stuff. I like that they're having Orton/Edge fued. I think its an awsome fued for both of them and it should be great, I just hope they don't have one bury the other, but instead have it be a pretty even fued, seeing as Orton is rising up right now, and Edge is coming off a big return and is going to be pushed big.

HHH is supposed to be leaving, any clue as to when its gonna happen?

[OssMan]

BAH GAWD KING IT'S KANE! THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!
-Jim Ross, WWE Raw, 4/19/04.

[ItsTimeForAChange]

Who is the hell is this new interviewer? Where'd he come from? (Ive noticed him for a few weeks now)

He looked like the real-life form of Milhouse from the Simpsons :lol:

[Savio]

More replies then a PPV.

[loopydate]

gives BOWER A call to stop this madness

I just now got this. I thought it was a typo and you were calling Mario's arch-nemesis.

*Smacks self upside head for being so stupid*

LOOPY: Another good day in my kingdom.
BAUER: GET DOWN NOW!
LOOPY: Jack, what a pleasant surprise.
BAUER: HOW DO YOU KNOW ME, DARK LOOPY?!?
LOOPY: Can we please not speak in all caps? We are not sledge, after all, you mope.
BAUER: What are you trying to pull, gathering an army of mindless relative-noob followers?
LOOPY: You forget, Jack that once, you and I were noobs, too.
BAUER: What are you talking about?
LOOPY: Don't pretend not to remember. I remember your first day at CTU.

*Starts flashback*

BAUER: You can't DO that!
LOOPY: Why not?
BAUER: It's a real-time show! You CAN'T have a flashback!
LOOPY: ...oh.

[Loose Cannon]

I just now got this. I thought it was a typo and you were calling Mario's arch-nemesis.

*Smacks self upside head for being so stupid*

LOOPY: Another good day in my kingdom.
BAUER: GET DOWN NOW!
LOOPY: Jack, what a pleasant surprise.
BAUER: HOW DO YOU KNOW ME, DARK LOOPY?!?
LOOPY: Can we please not speak in all caps? We are not sledge, after all, you mope.
BAUER: What are you trying to pull, gathering an army of mindless relative-noob followers?
LOOPY: You forget, Jack that once, you and I were noobs, too.
BAUER: What are you talking about?
LOOPY: Don't pretend not to remember. I remember your first day at CTU.

*Starts flashback*

BAUER: You can't DO that!
LOOPY: Why not?
BAUER: It's a real-time show! You CAN'T have a flashback!
LOOPY: ...oh.


:rofl: :rofl: I loved the "What are talking about" part. HE always says that and when I read that, I read it the way he says it.

Yeah I was waiting for you to respond to this yesterday :p

[loopydate]

Yeah I was waiting for you to respond to this yesterday :p

Yeah, well, me no smart.

[Rock Bottom]

New RKO for Loose Cannon.

:eek: > :mad: --<
|-
/\

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO

[Ferocious]

Why is this and the Backlash thread still sticky?

[Hired Hitman]

because some people have been so excited that Randy won... i.e. Loose Cannon.

:shifty:

[Hired Hitman]

... i guess the stickiness has worn off...

:shifty: