Official RAW Thread for 08/30/10 - 900th Episode Extravaganza featuring Jeritron and P. Peep in the Hizzy

[BizarroKing]

Punk....you HAVE thrown someone into a large body of water.

[ClockShot]

I would have swapped the DX clip with Austin visits Pillman at home.

[bigslimjj]

Id much rather see Punk wrestle,then show how good he would be as host of the soup.

[Johnny Vegas]

lol CM Punk is that dude right now

[Ermaximus]

Cue the stunnerfest on SES.

[Aguakate]

Stone Cold did that in 1999...why only show the 2007 version? It wasn't even as good as the original.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol Punk is hamming it up hardcore

[Aguakate]

It's a TEASE. CHILL, PEOPLE.

[dronepool]

Damn it!

[glanville6]

Well, in todays WWE it might be root beer. Ha, CM Punk pulled an HBK on us

[Johnny Vegas]

LOLOL

[Next Big Thing]

Punk is money.

[glanville6]

I bet he shows up anyway

[Aguakate]

WWE fans will never learn.

They'll fall for anything.

[Emperor Smeat]

:rofl: Punk with another mega-tease trick.

[bigslimjj]

WWE=sons of bitches. How dare they make me think about marking out.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

"I don't know who the other guy was"

[BizarroKing]

LOL Punk: I dunno who the other guy is.

[ClockShot]

Punk's never heard of Brock Lesnar?

C'mon......

[Johnny Vegas]

god damn, why can't CM Punk be on RAW

[glanville6]

Was Jericho in his titan tron from Jerishow days?

[Aguakate]

Heeeeey...a Brock Lesnar knock. YEAH!

[Gone Mad]

woo! Captain Insano!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Water Boy reference (Captain Insano)

[Aguakate]

Big Show will go down in history as one of the most under-utilized wrestlers of all time. The guy has TONS of charisma.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Hogan... lol.

[glanville6]

"You're not funny and no one likes you."

Haha.

[Cool King]

"Your not funny and nobody likes you!" :lol:

I love CM Punk.

[Aguakate]

"You're not funny and no one likes you."

Haha.

Haha Punk KILLED IT with that line. It was great.

[Johnny Vegas]

"Your not funny and nobody likes you!" :lol:

I love CM Punk.

[bigslimjj]

TNA says thanks....idiots.

[ClockShot]

So is Low Ki a lock to win this?

[BizarroKing]

Hmm...I'm predicting that this 10 man tag ends prematurely...

[Aguakate]

WWE HAS to be hiding SOME kind of surprise for the end of the show...RIGHT?

I mean...it's the 900th show and not even an appearance by Mae Young or something?

[SOCCER LEGS]

Hmm...I'm predicting that this 10 man tag ends prematurely...

similar to how your intercourse sessions end?

[bigslimjj]

the popeye's chicken lady on that commercial just bad mouthed my hometown.KFC for life!

[benji718]

WWE HAS to be hiding SOME kind of surprise for the end of the show...RIGHT?

I mean...it's the 900th show and not even an appearance by Mae Young or something?

I would hope so!!

[Aguakate]

Ok...Triple H returns tonight to end the show?

[glanville6]

A Boston Celtic

[ClockShot]

Interview on the stage.

Strange place...

[RawRocks]

HHH Return?

[Aguakate]

Interview on the stage.

Strange place...

Maybe Triple H attacks him from behind?

:-\

[glanville6]

Plastic puddies?

[glanville6]

Haha...ask Bret Hart if any champion has been treated so poorly.

[Aguakate]

Maybe Triple H attacks him from behind?

:-\

Maybe not.

[BizarroKing]

Now I want people to start chanting Beaker @ Sheamus!

[Aguakate]

Edge has won 29 Championships in WWE...that's a shame. So many other great wrestlers who never won half as much.

PS: WWE keeps on trying to have Edge go face, and fans don't want him.

[Sycophant]

Finally! A beeker joke. Took long enough lol

[bigslimjj]

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[Cool King]

Edge never mentioned his Live Sex Celebration.

How can you forget that? :shifty:

[Sycophant]

WWE HAS to be hiding SOME kind of surprise for the end of the show...RIGHT?

I mean...it's the 900th show and not even an appearance by Mae Young or something?

Yea, pretty disappointing so far, but I will withold judgment until the end. Not even any good matches yet. Just filler with flashbacks to the glory days when any Raw could potentially create an OMG moment.

[BizarroKing]

We got about 10 minutes left...

[Domino]

Yea, pretty disappointing so far, but I will withold judgment until the end. Not even any good matches yet. Just filler with flashbacks to the glory days when any Raw could potentially create an OMG moment.

Cena wins.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Nexus will prolly be swept in short order (with Barrett leaving via count out when he's the only guy left)</font>

[Aguakate]

At this point, even Triple H returning would satisfy me.

[RawRocks]

Maybe the Raw GM reveals his identity?

[glanville6]

Like someone said though, too many Smackdown guys. No DiBiase, amongst others.

[BigCrippyZ]

At this point, even Triple H returning would satisfy me.

I'm thinking this might be all we get tonight.

[SOCCER LEGS]

dibiase blows

[Aguakate]

Every time Cena's music hits, I'm left wondering if the screams and cheers you hear are REALLY happening or if it's part of the music.

[SOCCER LEGS]

you mad dumb son

[BigCrippyZ]

Is it sad that I'm already bored with Nexus?

[RawRocks]

another fucking commercial?

[bigslimjj]

Cena turns.Fixed? Nah.

[Droford]

At this point, even Triple H returning would satisfy me.

[BizarroKing]

Give us something...I can already tell this tag match is gonna go nowhere...

[Emperor Smeat]

Probably not the "go to commercial" shot WWE wanted with Cena raising his eyebrows and smiling at the camera while a second later some wrestler's "junk" enters the screen shot.

[Sycophant]

Cena wins.

Yes, after picking up and giving the AA to all 5 Nexus members at once. Then a follow up by flying around the earth, reversing time, to go back and prevent the screwjob

/every thread since

[Aguakate]

Is it sad that I'm already bored with Nexus?

Nah, it's wearing down...WWE had GOLD on it's hands with NeXus, but they settled for Silver...maybe Bronze.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[BigCrippyZ]

So wait, this is an elimination match now?

[glanville6]

Hmm. So if Jericho doesn't win the title next month, he retires. Which means for the time being, his WWE career begins and ends in Chicago

[BizarroKing]

OK this is getting stupid now.

[Domino]

Jesus fucking Christ this has got to be a WCW replay from 2000.

...minus a pole.

[Aguakate]

...Ok, I'm 40% expecting to see Triple H.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Gee I wonder if they'll overcome the odds...</font>

[Wishbone]

lol at Orton's facepalm when Edge got DQ'd

[Aguakate]

<font color=goldenrod>Gee I wonder if they'll overcome the odds...</font>

By "they" you mean Cena, right? Cause u know that's how it'll go down.

[Sycophant]

Lol@ Heath Slater's trunks

[BigCrippyZ]

Why doesn't Sheamus at least try to get some sun?

[bigslimjj]

Y2J,welcome to your downfall.

[jerichoholicninja]

Hmm. So if Jericho doesn't win the title next month, he retires. Which means for the time being, his WWE career begins and ends in Chicago

He said he would never get inside a ring so Jericho is the GM.

[Aguakate]

Why doesn't Sheamus at least try to get some sun?

Cause if he goes out on the sun, he doesn't tan, he just turns red...and having red hair, red beard, and red skin would make him "The Celtic Beef Jerky".

[RawRocks]

or the celtic chicken

[BigCrippyZ]

Cause if he goes out on the sun, he doesn't tan, he just turns red...and having red hair, red beard, and red skin would make him "The Celtic Beef Jerky".

:lol: Nice.

He just looks unhealthy. I'd be worried about getting vitamin D deficiency.

[jerichoholicninja]

Did Cena even cut a promo tonight?

[Wishbone]

Wow Slater eliminated the WWE champion that just sucks :(

[Sycophant]

Oh shit....Cena's power level is definitely over 9,000. He's about to go SuperCena

[Next Big Thing]

Orton turns on Cena???

[bigslimjj]

ginger on ginger crime tonight.

[Aguakate]

Wow Slater eliminated the WWE champion that just sucks :(

Then people are like "Why aren't Champions more believable nowadays?"

Because of stuff like THAT.

[Wishbone]

please for the love of god let Cena lose tonight.......

[BizarroKing]

Orton turns on Cena???

Needs to be bigger than that I think.

[ClockShot]

NBC is giving this alot of overrun.

[Aguakate]

please for the love of god let Cena lose tonight.......

WWE just does that to piss everyone off. It's unbelievable.

[Domino]

LOL at Little Naitch sliding out of the ring.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Cena actually got pinned cleaned.

[glanville6]

Eliminated in Boston?!?!?!?!

[Next Big Thing]

Guess not

[Aguakate]

YES! Orton standing tall! FINALLY.

[Wishbone]

:eek::eek::eek::eek: Holy freakin' hell Cena eliminated!!!!!!!

[BizarroKing]

Woot! Nexus actually won.

[ClockShot]

LAME!

[Next Big Thing]

This Raw was kind of a let down

[Sycophant]

Cena gets pinned! WTF!?!?!? Btw, not pg while gabriels ass was hanging out of his trunks

[The Pope]

Epic Fail, except Cena losing.

[BizarroKing]

BOO-URNS! LAMEST! 900TH! EPISODE! EVER!

[Aguakate]

This Raw was kind of a let down

BIG letdown. Here in Puerto Rico we are under Hurrican watch, and I turn into RAW, and this is the thanks I GET?!

FTS!

[Wishbone]

that's it?! god damnit.........

[Cool King]

Orton only had one move hit on him and he was down for a 3-Count.

[BigCrippyZ]

Wow, that was so lame, I'm not watching next week.

[Londoner]

Did we find out who the new GM is yet? That last part of raw was abit of a let down...

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of worried WWE was making Nexus into the next Spirit Squad where the group is good at random attacking due to numbers but looses every critical match or ppv if they were defeated easily by Cena and Orton but it didn't happen.

[Sycophant]

Ummm, I guess the promise of "Big Suprises" meant Cena getting pinned clean...what a horrible letdown this show was.

[RawRocks]

that was the swerve WWE geared for? No swerve?

[Wishbone]

900th episode celibration huh? more like...... aw fuck it I don't have a witty comment that just sucked donkey dick.

[Aguakate]

Wow, that was so lame, I'm not watching next week.

Yeah you are.

So am I.

That's how we roll.

We are masochists. We can't stay away. And WWE knows this.

Actually, it doesn't bother me what WWE is doing, pushing young guys and stuff. This RAW didn't really bother me, either. It's ok. It's just entertainment.

[BizarroKing]

GM doesn't get revealed. NO past stars. No returns. More SD! stars on the Raw show. Barely had any matches that ended cleanly.

BOO-URNS!

[Sycophant]

Did we find out who the new GM is yet? That last part of raw was abit of a let down...

No, that shit ending was sadly the high point of the worst Raw in recent memory

[Aguakate]

I AM kinda surprised NO PAST STARS at all. Not even Mae Young. Not even Sgt Slaughter. That's kinda weird, if you think about it.

[bigslimjj]

Real Superman won!
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Raw was ok for a regular supershow. The Miz's t-shirt is on my gift list. Raw gets a 4 out of 10

[BizarroKing]

They owe us BIG for Raw 1000

[Londoner]

No, that shit ending was sadly the high point of the worst Raw in recent memory

What the fuck is WWE playing at then? All this hype for this show for nothing. :n:

[Cool King]

They owe us BIG for Raw 1000

That won't be until the 30th of July of 2012.

[BigCrippyZ]

They owe us BIG for Raw 1000

Hell yeah they do! Did they actually advertise any surprises or guests though?

[Sycophant]

I think this gives the Geraldo "capone's vault" episode a run for it's money

[Wishbone]

Raw 1000 better have Maryse and the Bella's in a threeway while Jericho burns Cena alive or I'm gonna be pissed :rant:

[bigslimjj]

There's always TNA.....

[Sycophant]

What the fuck is WWE playing at then? All this hype for this show for nothing. :n:

I'm with you, I feel like i met a hot chick online, went to meet in person and found a dude...

[BigCrippyZ]

I almost feel like they pulled a TNA, hyping up something they didn't have actual deals and plans in place for.

[Londoner]

That's one way of putting it....

[Droford]

Any other time Cena gets pinned cleanly the internet would explode.

[BizarroKing]

I almost feel like they pulled a TNA, hyping up something they didn't have actual deals and plans in place for.

Maybe that was it. Maybe this was all a rib on TNA.

[Londoner]

The sad thing is, what the wwe writers will be thinking is were complaining cause Cena got pinned, and will no doubt give him a long title reign starting at NOC.

[BigCrippyZ]

Maybe that was it. Maybe this was all a rib on TNA.

:lol:

The sad thing is, what the wwe writers will be thinking is were complaining cause Cena got pinned, and will no doubt give him a long title reign starting at NOC.

I wouldn't put it past them at all unfortunately.

[Sycophant]

The sad thing is, what the wwe writers will be thinking is were complaining cause Cena got pinned, and will no doubt give him a long title reign starting at NOC.

I would be suprised at this point if the WWE writers know how to read or own a computer. I'm wondering if it's not just manatees with a bunch of balls with ideas in a tank...

And 999 of those 1,000 balls have cena winning. The last one has him losing due to interference

[BizarroKing]

The sad thing is, what the wwe writers will be thinking is were complaining cause Cena got pinned, and will no doubt give him a long title reign starting at NOC.

WWE writers don't listen to the IWC. That's why all the ROH guys are going to get released within a year.

[Juan]

Looks like we had a stellar line-up in the Raw thread tonight.

[CWK]

2 Funniest things on RAW tonight:

1. Edge just shoving the ref down to get DQ'd, just looked funny.

2. Alberto Del Rio splitting his pants. Of all the times to do that, when theres millions watching lol funny shit

[crusnik]

You've got to be bloody kidding me? I race home to see this? what a letdown!!!

[Sycophant]

Looks like we had a stellar line-up in the Raw thread tonight.

Yup, just us retarded newbs

[VSG]

I am still waiting for the Jeritron-Pepe encounter.

[Juan]

Just started watching Raw.

Holy SHIT @ the team of Kaval and Danielson

[Lock Jaw]

That was a pretty lame RAW.

Even the CM Punk segment went on for way too long.

[VSG]

I think the ref missed a lot of spots when Gabriel-Cena went on.

[Juan]

lol that Stone Cold swerve was awesome

[bostonbill41]

Lots of negative reviews here. Have to say it was a pretty disappointing show being there also.

The beginning of it was pretty good but the middle was so lame.
This was my second time at Monday Night Raw and I don't think I'd see it again in person. The pyrotechnics are disturbingly loud, the commercial breaks go on forever and nothing to keep the live audience entertained except crap promos.

Side notes. Stood out by the entrance on Causeway St and talked to a couple of guys who had been there since 8am. Saw Hornswagle (sp) driving which was pretty damn funny. Really long lines going into the Garden at 6:30 and they didnt open the gates til after 7pm.
Great seats Row 4 in the Loge right next to a mixing board.

All in all I much prefer my DVR and ff through the BS. had to leave at 11 so I dont know if there was a dark match. There was no steel cage set up to be seen

Michael Cole really enjoys being booed LOL

Two pretty good Superstar matches taped. And saw the crew running around before Raw went live.

Im sure the people who live near the Garden appreciated the fireworks going off after 11pm

[Jeritron]

You people are miserable

[Skippord]

I rather liked the elimination match

[Juan]

You people are miserable

Worst Raw ever.

[Jeritron]

The CM Punk segment was incredible. The crowd was very hot. The pop for Austin was off the chain. I must admit, I bit.
Honestly don't even care that he didn't come out. I thought it was hilarious heat for CM Punk, and the pop was just as exciting.

Marked out for Danielson and Kaval tagging. I figured the entrances weren't on TV.
Edge cut a promo for the fans during a commercial break that was hilarious.
The RKO's were a huge hit.
Place was absolutely loving the Undertaker stuff.

Did I mention the crowd was pretty good? Goldust got a pop for Superstars. Danny Glover got a pop.

After Raw went off the air they put up the cage and had Sheamus, Cena and Taker for the title.
Obviously you know who won.
Then Nexus and Kane came down, but Bourne, Henry, Matt Hardy, MVP and Morrison came out of the locker room and there was a giant brawl in the cage.

Nexus abandoned Barret and everyone hit their finishers on him in the cage, including Bourne with the SSP.

I thought it was a great show and I had a great time with my friends. You guys should lighten up. I guess you were expecting more but it was just a 2 hr Raw.

[Jeritron]

Lots of negative reviews here. Have to say it was a pretty disappointing show being there also.

The beginning of it was pretty good but the middle was so lame.
This was my second time at Monday Night Raw and I don't think I'd see it again in person. The pyrotechnics are disturbingly loud, the commercial breaks go on forever and nothing to keep the live audience entertained except crap promos.

Side notes. Stood out by the entrance on Causeway St and talked to a couple of guys who had been there since 8am. Saw Hornswagle (sp) driving which was pretty damn funny. Really long lines going into the Garden at 6:30 and they didnt open the gates til after 7pm.
Great seats Row 4 in the Loge right next to a mixing board.

All in all I much prefer my DVR and ff through the BS. had to leave at 11 so I dont know if there was a dark match. There was no steel cage set up to be seen

Michael Cole really enjoys being booed LOL

Two pretty good Superstar matches taped. And saw the crew running around before Raw went live.

Im sure the people who live near the Garden appreciated the fireworks going off after 11pm

lol

[Mr. Pierre]

I just got done watching it on my DVR, and I really enjoyed it. To me, it had a "big night" feel to it.

Even teasing Undertaker vs. Bret was really cool, and I enjoyed the segment with Nexus beating up Taker. After losing Sheffield, they knew it was important to make them look like beasts, and this was a really good way to do it, as was the win in the elimination match over Cena, Orton, and Sheamus.

CM Punk's segment was great as well.

The whole Jericho retirement thing may just be to throw us Internet fans off a bit, but hey I'm interested.

The RKOs were getting awesome reactions, I can't wait until Orton's title chase gets even more momentum.

Overall, RAW was a great watch :y:

[bostonbill41]

The CM Punk segment was incredible. The crowd was very hot. The pop for Austin was off the chain. I must admit, I bit.
Honestly don't even care that he didn't come out. I thought it was hilarious heat for CM Punk, and the pop was just as exciting.

Marked out for Danielson and Kaval tagging. I figured the entrances weren't on TV.
Edge cut a promo for the fans during a commercial break that was hilarious.
The RKO's were a huge hit.
Place was absolutely loving the Undertaker stuff.

Did I mention the crowd was pretty good? Goldust got a pop for Superstars. Danny Glover got a pop.

After Raw went off the air they put up the cage and had Sheamus, Cena and Taker for the title.
Obviously you know who won.
Then Nexus and Kane came down, but Bourne, Henry, Matt Hardy, MVP and Morrison came out of the locker room and there was a giant brawl in the cage.

Nexus abandoned Barret and everyone hit their finishers on him in the cage, including Bourne with the SSP.

I thought it was a great show and I had a great time with my friends. You guys should lighten up. I guess you were expecting more but it was just a 2 hr Raw.

Now that I had a full nights sleep I can appreciate it a bit more, lol. The crowd was off the hook with R Truth came out. I wish I could have stayed for the entire thing but didnt want to spend a fortune on a cabride home.
Sorry but Im kind of liking Nexus now. Barrett is great on the mic.
I do wish they brought out some legends they could have filled up the down time.
This was actually my 4th live event this year :eek:

[Innovator]

Punk was the best thing last night.

[bostonbill41]

Punk was the best thing last night.

Went on too long but yeah he was good.

[VSG]

I am yet to hear about Providence Peep. Note the title of the thread.

[Providence Peep]

I am yet to hear about Providence Peep. Note the title of the thread.

What are you expecting to hear about me? I enjoyed the show, the crowd was hot all night, I had a much better seat than I thought I would... disappointed that nothing earth-shattering happened last night or that there were no special guests, but still I'm glad I went. It was about a 61 mile drive and took an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was worth it.

[Providence Peep]

Edge cut a promo for the fans during a commercial break that was hilarious.

Making fun of the kid in the video :eek::lol:

[thecc]

You people are miserableShits ridiculous over here. I really enjoyed the show live. I'm pretty sure I almost blew my load when Kaval and Danielson were in the ring together.

[bostonbill41]

What are you expecting to hear about me? I enjoyed the show, the crowd was hot all night, I had a much better seat than I thought I would... disappointed that nothing earth-shattering happened last night or that there were no special guests, but still I'm glad I went. It was about a 61 mile drive and took an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was worth it.

You were probably a few rows from I was right next to them mixing board and hard camera. Those were prime seats that the WWE blocked off for equipment.
but at $30 a whack for t-shirts somebody made a killing. Ill see if I can post a pic.

[Providence Peep]

You were probably a few rows from I was right next to them mixing board and hard camera. Those were prime seats that the WWE blocked off for equipment.
but at $30 a whack for t-shirts somebody made a killing. Ill see if I can post a pic.

No, I was in the ringside section that was opposite the hard camera.

[bostonbill41]

I know crappy cell phone pic, TV lights messed it up.

[Providence Peep]

I know crappy cell phone pic, TV lights messed it up.

I was on the other side of the ring. If anyone goes back and watches the main event tag match, you'll see my "VIPER" sign in the background.

[VSG]

Did you meet Jeritron?