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Brock
09-01-2010, 07:12 AM
VOTE NOW ^_^

Xero
09-01-2010, 07:13 AM
And you go around calling me out for being gay...

Brock
09-01-2010, 07:15 AM
http://www.gossipcraze.com/_mm/_d/_ext2/52907/big_Trish%20Stratus01.jpg

LOL! heres mine..

@xero u really gay no doubt about it! LOL!

Furious Beardsley
09-01-2010, 07:40 AM
http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv51/tripleh1025/stacy%20keibler/layla/wwe-divas-layla-pictures-5.jpg

I win

EDIT: This picture is better
http://www.camelclutchblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/layla.jpg

Sixx
09-01-2010, 08:16 AM
So gay.

Mooияakeя™
09-01-2010, 10:38 AM
http://www.celebrity-sunglasses-finder.com/image-files/john_morrison.gif

Mooияakeя™
09-01-2010, 10:39 AM
What?

Ruien
09-01-2010, 10:45 AM
Why did everyone jump on the Layla bandwagon all at once, out of no where?

Dave Youell
09-01-2010, 10:56 AM
Why did everyone jump on the Layla bandwagon all at once, out of no where?

No idea, stay with me back at the bandwagon station, we'll find someone else to run with.

Next Big Thing
09-01-2010, 11:15 AM
Why did everyone jump on the Layla bandwagon all at once, out of no where?

I've been a fan of hers for awhile, but that's because I want to ride her caboose not because I want to jump on her band wagon.

Rammsteinmad
09-01-2010, 11:58 AM
Brock clearly wouldn't have posted that pic of Trish if it wasn't for the gay accusation. :shifty:

My Final Heaven
09-01-2010, 12:57 PM
http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/004/000169_27.jpg

Corporate CockSnogger
09-01-2010, 01:01 PM
http://digilander.libero.it/mkp17/wrestling/mkp/crap2/foto2/nakedmideon.jpg

My Final Heaven
09-01-2010, 01:08 PM
but srsly

http://s3.subirimagenes.com/privadas/431530sdf.gif

Furious Beardsley
09-01-2010, 01:52 PM
I've been a fan of hers for awhile, but that's because I want to ride her caboose not because I want to jump on her band wagon.

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Slow
09-01-2010, 02:37 PM
Dave Bautista

:shifty:

TannerLittleton
09-01-2010, 02:42 PM
My answer.

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Lita/lita6vvxf5-1-1-1.jpg

Furious Beardsley
09-01-2010, 02:44 PM
lita is a very very close 2nd

But what about
http://www.creatinejournal.com/women-body-builders/Nicole.jpg

Sixx
09-01-2010, 02:48 PM
lita is a very very close 2nd

But what about
http://www.creatinejournal.com/women-body-builders/Nicole.jpg

Love the site name:

http://www.creatinejournal.com/

Next Big Thing
09-01-2010, 03:21 PM
My answer.

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Lita/lita6vvxf5-1-1-1.jpg

Lita used to be so hot. What the fuck happened to her.

Mooияakeя™
09-01-2010, 03:27 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/cage187/Maryse_Ouellet.gif

My Final Heaven
09-01-2010, 03:56 PM
Lita used to be so hot. What the fuck happened to her.

Let's say you have something like a purebred racehorse. If you ride & push her as far as she'll go everyday, eventually she'll just become so worn out & used up that you won't have any choice but to put a bullet in her head. Either that, or she'll run away because "OMG TEH FANZ ARE SO MEAN" & form a crappy Gothcore band.

The Naitch
09-01-2010, 04:34 PM
male- John Cena

TannerLittleton
09-01-2010, 04:37 PM
Let's say you have something like a purebred racehorse. If you ride & push her as far as she'll go everyday, eventually she'll just become so worn out & used up that you won't have any choice but to put a bullet in her head. Either that, or she'll run away because "OMG TEH FANZ ARE SO MEAN" & form a crappy Gothcore band.

I'd still take her. I consider her to be cougar now.

Swiss Ultimate
09-01-2010, 04:37 PM
http://www.celebrity-sunglasses-finder.com/image-files/john_morrison.gif

Also, Rey Mysterio in WCW. Guy was ripped. Also the jobber.

Xero
09-01-2010, 04:38 PM
You would run the risk of catching every disease known to Lita.

Cool King
09-01-2010, 04:49 PM
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/617/dcr.png

Dashing!

My Final Heaven
09-01-2010, 04:49 PM
If they want to put a definitive end to the War on Terror, they should parachute Lita into Afghanistan. It would be like Metal Gear Solid, only instead of FoxDie she would be a carrier of deadly venereal diseases. :eek:

Rammsteinmad
09-01-2010, 05:42 PM
Ah yes, the old Lita jokes.

Everyone here would instantly disregard the risks if given the oppotunity though.

Beth Phoenix Fan
09-01-2010, 05:49 PM
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/divas/summerskin/natalya/photos/02_162b.jpg

natalya. nuff said.

Bad Company
09-01-2010, 05:57 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/9/-/-/stacy2.jpg

Cool King
09-01-2010, 06:02 PM
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/divas/summerskin/natalya/photos/02_162b.jpg

natalya. nuff said.

Not Beth Phoenix, Beth Phoenix Fan?

Beth Phoenix Fan
09-01-2010, 06:12 PM
Not Beth Phoenix, Beth Phoenix Fan?

http://www.wwedivas4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Beth-Phoenix-2.jpg

Beth is tied with nattie in my view

Mooияakeя™
09-01-2010, 06:37 PM
http://stuntgranny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vickie-guerrero-pictures-pics-wwe-smackdown-vickie-guerrero-photos1.jpg http://www.wweenperu.com/2008/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/vicki-guerrero.jpg

Cool King
09-01-2010, 06:46 PM
Wrong Guerrero.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs167.ash2/41484_100001074191659_5548_n.jpg

Beth Phoenix Fan
09-01-2010, 06:46 PM
http://stuntgranny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vickie-guerrero-pictures-pics-wwe-smackdown-vickie-guerrero-photos1.jpg http://www.wweenperu.com/2008/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/vicki-guerrero.jpg

:wtf: *pukes*

TannerLittleton
09-01-2010, 06:48 PM
http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Stacy%20Keibler/stacy-keibler-2.jpg

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Stacy%20Keibler/stacy_keibler-22-1-1.jpg

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Trish%20Stratus/trishbuttcleavagejt0037zh.jpg

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Velvet%20Sky%20Angelina%20Love/Talia-Madison-Velvet-Sky-0073.jpg

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Velvet%20Sky%20Angelina%20Love/velvet_sky_tna_big.jpg

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Velvet%20Sky%20Angelina%20Love/Velvet_Sky_Widescreen_91200975448PM.jpg

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Katie%20Lea/KatieLeaBurchill13.jpg

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/TannerLittleton/Katie%20Lea/Katie-Lea-0117-1.jpg

Beth Phoenix Fan
09-01-2010, 06:54 PM
Wrong Guerrero.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs167.ash2/41484_100001074191659_5548_n.jpg

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nojomo
09-01-2010, 08:16 PM
VOTE NOW ^_^ Asian and gay, I double hate you

DLVH84
09-01-2010, 10:33 PM
Ivory

AJHayes
09-02-2010, 12:17 AM
Asian and gay, I double hate you

Gaysian?

Tom Guycott
09-02-2010, 02:07 AM
Off topic: I noticed something...

http://s3.hubimg.com/u/885490_f260.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NbQ1oJ9Nw-I/Scut_1f2SQI/AAAAAAAAAD4/nMaufBFWsTc/S660/dorothy.jpg

Compare A to B. (<s>My skill is not enough for a side-by-side</s> <font color="green">TOM GUYCOTT HAS REACHED LEVEL 2</font>) Particular beauty is timeless. And I jumped on the Layla bandwagon when she won that race on the Diva Search contest with time to spare and crossed the finish line with a split. :drool:

On topic: Was the criteria supposed to be male wrestler? Everyone got all homophobic and jumped through that loophole. Using the Lance Storm criteria, I'd say CM Punk has one of the best bodies "this side of a negative drug test". Cody's is a close second, but he looks like he's had a bit of chemical encouragement recently to help him fit his "Dashing" gimmick.

Aguakate
09-02-2010, 02:50 AM
All-Time, I would vote for Curt Henning (anytime), Bret Hart (1997) and Shawn Michaels (1996-1998).

Right now, I'd probably say Evan Bourne.

We're talking about the best body for a wrestler...not the wrestler that looks the best, or the biggest.

Brock
09-02-2010, 06:25 AM
http://stuntgranny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vickie-guerrero-pictures-pics-wwe-smackdown-vickie-guerrero-photos1.jpg http://www.wweenperu.com/2008/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/vicki-guerrero.jpg

HOLY $H!%*&

Brock
09-02-2010, 06:28 AM
All-Time, I would vote for Curt Henning (anytime), Bret Hart (1997) and Shawn Michaels (1996-1998).

Right now, I'd probably say Evan Bourne.

We're talking about the best body for a wrestler...not the wrestler that looks the best, or the biggest.

yeah bro! i dont understand why there such people here in tpww that reply a FUCKING non sense!

this thread is not gay! is in your eyes if its gay!

anyway ill choose ted dibiase jr,morrison, and drew mycintyre

Sixx
09-02-2010, 06:49 AM
yeah bro! i dont understand why there such people here in tpww that reply a FUCKING non sense!

this thread is not gay! is in your eyes if its gay!

anyway ill choose ted dibiase jr,morrison, and drew mycintyre

Each and every one of those you chose is a young hunk women find attractive.

Not gay at all.

Tom Guycott
09-02-2010, 08:47 AM
Each and every one of those you chose is a young hunk women find attractive.

Not gay at all.

Wasn't that the point of the thread? My off subject observation of the sexy, sexy Layla (which I now fixed) wasn't to reiterate my burning love of poon and prove I'm all male. To quote Malcom Reynolds "Sly? No. I lean toward women folk."

I know what I wished I looked like in the body, and it ain't massive like Mark Henry or a freakish like the "Creatine King of Kings". I see how it sounds gay, but I also can access the question without it implying that I want "wrestler x" to give it to me in the ass. What about anyone else? (Not a direct shot at you, Sixx. Just saying.)

Sixx
09-02-2010, 09:17 AM
Wasn't that the point of the thread? My off subject observation of the sexy, sexy Layla (which I now fixed) wasn't to reiterate my burning love of poon and prove I'm all male. To quote Malcom Reynolds "Sly? No. I lean toward women folk."

I know what I wished I looked like in the body, and it ain't massive like Mark Henry or a freakish like the "Creatine King of Kings". I see how it sounds gay, but I also can access the question without it implying that I want "wrestler x" to give it to me in the ass. What about anyone else? (Not a direct shot at you, Sixx. Just saying.)

I get what you mean, everyone would rather look like let's say John Morrison than Mark Henry, but fuck, man, it's just so fucking unreal for a bunch of guys to discuss oiled up, shaved wrestlers' bodies.

Haze
09-02-2010, 10:23 AM
VOTE NOW ^_^
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/13743/original/gay_called.jpeg?1251754143

Brock
09-02-2010, 12:29 PM
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/13743/original/gay_called.jpeg?1251754143



an example of non-sense.. crappy replies! for a crappy tpww forum member.. so so pathetic.. its like? every minute is a joke for them! honestly?? i`m ryt?

Xero
09-02-2010, 12:30 PM
You can't be real. I refuse to believe you're not a sock at this point.

Aguakate
09-02-2010, 04:46 PM
yeah bro! i dont understand why there such people here in tpww that reply a FUCKING non sense!

this thread is not gay! is in your eyes if its gay!

anyway ill choose ted dibiase jr,morrison, and drew mycintyre

In Bodybuilding you admire the development of another person, but it doesn't make u gay. Bodybuilding judges have to look at each bodybuilder's body very thoroughly, and it doesn't make them gay.

If you're secure in your own masculinity, it shouldn't be a problem.

Haze
09-02-2010, 04:55 PM
In Bodybuilding you admire the development of another person, but it doesn't make u gay. Bodybuilding judges have to look at each bodybuilder's body very thoroughly, and it doesn't make them gay.

If you're secure in your own masculinity, it shouldn't be a problem.

And you know for a fact that all bodybuilding judges are not gay?

You can admire other men's bodies all you want, but it doesn't make it any less gay.

Haze
09-02-2010, 04:56 PM
crappy replies! for a crappy tpww forum member

At last we finally agree on something!

DLVH84
09-02-2010, 04:58 PM
I check on women wrestlers.

Aguakate
09-02-2010, 05:00 PM
And you know for a fact that all bodybuilding judges are not gay?

You can admire other men's bodies all you want, but it doesn't make it any less gay.

Do u know how many women tell their friends "That dress looks GREAT on u!", "You look so pretty!", etc...does that make them lesbian?

Dude, u can be a 100% HETEROSEXUAL MALE, and still look at a well-built guy and admire him. If you have a problem with doing that, maybe it's because you're afraid of SOMETHING that may "click" and never go back to normal.

Haze
09-02-2010, 05:02 PM
Do u know how many women tell their friends "That dress looks GREAT on u!", "You look so pretty!", etc...does that make them lesbian?

Dude, u can be a 100% HETEROSEXUAL MALE, and still look at a well-built guy and admire him. If you have a problem with doing that, maybe it's because you're afraid of SOMETHING that may "click" and never go back to normal.

Keep telling yourself whatever helps you sleep at night...fairy!

Tom Guycott
09-02-2010, 05:04 PM
I guess that answers my question. And that answer by and large appears to be "no".

Aguakate
09-02-2010, 05:06 PM
Keep telling yourself whatever helps you sleep at night...fairy!

You know, some people actually believe that watching grown men in speedos and babyoil wrestling each other is gay.

Just sayin'.

Haze
09-02-2010, 05:08 PM
You know, some people actually believe that watching grown men in speedos and babyoil wrestling each other is gay.

Just sayin'.

Only if you are watching and admiring their bodies.

Tb1
09-02-2010, 05:11 PM
@xero u really gay no doubt about it! LOL!

ROFL!

nojomo
09-03-2010, 05:14 AM
an example of non-sense.. crappy replies! for a crappy tpww forum member.. so so pathetic.. its like? every minute is a joke for them! honestly?? i`m ryt?

Stop posting you fucking zipper-head.

Funky Fly
09-03-2010, 05:28 AM
Dear Brock and nojomo,

I am sick of seeing your little bitchfights all over the forums. I'm sure most of the rest of us are as well. Either settle your beef or I'll settle it for you.

Sincerely,
Funky Fly

nojomo
09-03-2010, 06:35 AM
Dear Brock and nojomo,

I am sick of seeing your little bitchfights all over the forums. I'm sure most of the rest of us are as well. Either settle your beef or I'll settle it for you.

Sincerely,
Funky Fly
it's not a fight, 'cause he's my bitch.
I will continue to slander everything he posts. If you don't like it then take that block out of your ass and use it on my posts.

Funky Fly
09-03-2010, 06:39 AM
K, then.

Ol Dirty Dastard
09-03-2010, 11:52 AM
All most of you ever do is talk about how the wrestler's look, I hardly see how it's that far of a stretch for someone to ask this question without all of you being like "EWWWWW GHEY"

OWEN ULLRICH
09-04-2010, 01:58 AM
Matt Morgan

Brock
09-04-2010, 03:31 AM
it's not a fight, 'cause he's my bitch.
I will continue to slander everything he posts. If you don't like it then take that block out of your ass and use it on my posts.

LOL! my pet is talking.. someone kick this pathetic ass before i f5 the hell outa him..

this nojomo is so gay,garbage,ugly pathetic human being! go to hell!

addy2hotty
09-04-2010, 04:40 AM
If we are talk non-chemically assisted, I always got the impression that Goldberg was pretty ripped without that Roids-look about his body.

Furious Beardsley
09-04-2010, 04:43 AM
Are Brock and nojomo the same person? They seem to have a crush on each other.

Funky Fly
09-04-2010, 06:38 AM
LOL! my pet is talking.. someone kick this pathetic ass before i f5 the hell outa him..

this nojomo is so gay,garbage,ugly pathetic human being! go to hell!

Unfuckingbelievable. I tell you guys to shape up, and FUCKING BOTH OF YOU use it as an opportunity to jump on each other.

DOUBLE BANHAMMER

Fignuts
09-04-2010, 06:57 AM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii203/Kale-sama/ban20hammer1gq4-1.jpg

Sixx
09-04-2010, 07:16 AM
Wait, you really banned them?

Makes me sad.

Cool King
09-04-2010, 07:43 AM
Unfuckingbelievable. I tell you guys to shape up, and FUCKING BOTH OF YOU use it as an opportunity to jump on each other.

DOUBLE BANHAMMER

http://i11.tinypic.com/4m2gu12.gif

Haze
09-04-2010, 01:36 PM
Unfuckingbelievable. I tell you guys to shape up, and FUCKING BOTH OF YOU use it as an opportunity to jump on each other.

DOUBLE BANHAMMER

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The Fugitive
09-04-2010, 03:08 PM
I'll be honest, there was a point where I was training to get my body in shape for a career in wrestling (it's on hold even though I'm 26 and probably past getting my foot in the door)... anyway, I had one body in mind when I thought of 'what shape would I want to be in, what body would I need to be in for someone to buy the fact that I was a threat'.

http://data1.blog.de/media/336/464336_2c13ea3bfd_m.jpg

Even for his smaller size (if he truly was 5'11, then we're the same height), he still looked like he could rip your arms off and wasn't going to be a pushover. Yes, I was stupid then and thought it was natural back then. Hurr durr for me.

Next Big Thing
09-04-2010, 03:13 PM
I think the body type Randy Orton has no is perfectly feasible and looks more natural. It's just more rigorous cardio and core training for the building of lean muscle.

The Fugitive
09-04-2010, 03:19 PM
More natural, yes... but are you telling me if you saw him walking down the street, you would think 'Holy shit, this guy could kick my ass'? I don't get that impression from Orton.

Next Big Thing
09-04-2010, 03:33 PM
More natural, yes... but are you telling me if you saw him walking down the street, you would think 'Holy shit, this guy could kick my ass'? I don't get that impression from Orton.

Ehhh.... shaved head, black and gray tattooed sleeves.... decent muscular build... he could definitely be imposing to someone who doesn't know him. Plus, the way his character has been depicted, not being freakishly bulky doesn't hurt him. Plus, in the age of UFC and MMA, you'd have to be damn near retarded to acquaint bulk with that terror type feeling that wrestlers are supposed to evoke.

If you saw BJ Penn walking down the street you wouldn't necessarily think "Holy shit he could fuck me up," but BJ Penn most certainly could (unless you're Frankie Edgar), and he was the main event for a sold out UFC 118 so the fans obviously don't think that way either. Hell, usually the most jacked guys are the biggest pussies.

http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads//166/166.jpg

or

http://huggingnuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bj-penn.jpg

Ol Dirty Dastard
09-05-2010, 10:20 AM
More natural, yes... but are you telling me if you saw him walking down the street, you would think 'Holy shit, this guy could kick my ass'? I don't get that impression from Orton.

Sorry (well not sorry) but you're fucking retarded. Seriously, you are one of the reasons these guys think they need steroids.

Randy Orton is about 240 pounds if not more. I'm sorry, but any world you're from, that's a big guy. He's a little leaner than he was before but if you saw him in person you'd shit yourself.

God, internet fans are such twats.

The Fugitive
09-07-2010, 08:55 AM
I hardly see why that was worth a neg rep and such a hostile comment, but whatever, I can take my lumps. I admit I'm in the wrong about a few things, for example, BJ Penn is a perfect example of 'judging a book by its cover' and being wrong. He just looks like an ordinary guy you'll see in the street. I'm glad to be corrected about that.

I'm not saying every wrestler needs to look like a gorilla, veins bulging and ripped, but I am saying they should have *some* definition. It's a sad fact, but when I go to independent shows here, I see some sorry excuses for 'wrestlers'. Guys who look like a breeze could knock them down... these same guys have the nerve, for lack of a better word, to do press slams, guys who obviously don't take the time to go to the gym and at least get in shape (they're probably 240 pounds, but they're more wide than big). I look at those guys and think they have no place in the ring.

Now... as for Orton, yes, he's a big boy. I'm not taking away his build, his height or his weight. Yes, he obviously looks after himself and isn't a fat slob. Randy looks like a killer in the ring to me, but the area I come from, I could get a dollar a dozen for every crew-cut tattooed guy I encountered on the sidewalk. That's why his 'style' does nothing for me and I wouldn't blink an eye if I saw him walking down the street, shirt on. If he got pissed and removed his shirt, getting ready to throw down, then I would second-guess myself.

It's my belief that a wrestler has to look larger than life, he has to look like the world's toughest son of a bitch and either his body or his ring work has to show that. If I can't buy a guy as a threat, he's an ham-and-egger. That's just my belief and I'm stuck in that mindset. I'm hoping that clears it up a bit and explains my 'fucking retardness'.

Ol Dirty Dastard
09-08-2010, 11:55 PM
Dude, if a guy looks in shape a guy looks in shape. He doesn't need 24 inch pythons. If he can work in the ring, that is the most important thing.