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Xero
09-02-2010, 04:37 PM
From Dixie's Twitter:

"TNA iMPACT! is going LIVE on 10/7. Remember my tweet about how TNA is going to change forever? Stay Tuned."

YoungFlyFlashy
09-02-2010, 04:40 PM
Again Dixie?

Y2Ant
09-02-2010, 04:41 PM
BAH GAWD

McLegend
09-02-2010, 04:42 PM
6 sided ring

Lock Jaw
09-02-2010, 04:58 PM
A hush of excited anticipation comes over the crowd...

http://briarcroft.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/sheeple.jpg

Aguakate
09-02-2010, 05:09 PM
TNA changes forever every 3 months.

BizarroKing
09-02-2010, 05:13 PM
TNA will go live every OTHER Thursday...

Haze
09-02-2010, 05:13 PM
Someone take away Dixie's twitter privileges!

Lock Jaw
09-02-2010, 05:14 PM
Sooo...

WCW = This is the greatest night in the history of our sport! (But it isn't)
WWE = Anything can happen in the WWE! (But it doesn't)
TNA = TNA is going to change forever! (But it doesn't)

Ultra Mantis
09-02-2010, 05:22 PM
Carlos Colon Sr becomes the sixth on-air authority figure and Carlito debuts to be awarded the TNA world title personally by Dixie Carter because she thinks he's "cool". Calling it now.

Aguakate
09-02-2010, 05:24 PM
Every time a wrestler comes into TNA, it changes forever.

What Dixie never tells us, is in what direction...positive or negative.

Mooияakeя™
09-02-2010, 05:32 PM
http://www.masonicinfo.com/images/beat_dead_horse.gif

Schlomey
09-02-2010, 05:33 PM
My guess is Mike Knox's beard got a contract!

jskinnyg
09-02-2010, 05:35 PM
TNA changes forever every 3 months.

My thoughts exactly...

Droford
09-02-2010, 05:50 PM
http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/52/e3/1828766/original_image.png?1283464181

Aguakate
09-02-2010, 05:54 PM
I think TNA just goes TOO LITERAL, like...ok...let's say they sign Carlito, for example. Is he on the TNA Roster right now? NO. But if they sign him, then he WOULD be on the roster...which WOULD change things forever, because prior to getting signed, he was in WWE, not TNA...and after getting signed, he would be in TNA, not WWE...

...so it WOULD change things forever...

Tazz Dan
09-02-2010, 05:57 PM
STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD SHARK BOY IS COMING BACK!!!!!

Tazz Dan
09-02-2010, 06:00 PM
Now I'll just wait for all the TNA marks to come into the thread and ask what WWE has done to revolutionise wrestling over the last (Random number) of years.

Aguakate
09-02-2010, 06:02 PM
You know them too well, Tazz...

...you know them too well.

VSG
09-02-2010, 06:10 PM
Doesn't TNA go live every other week or something anyway? What's the big deal on this one night? Are "they" coming?

VSG
09-02-2010, 06:11 PM
Sooo...

WCW = This is the greatest night in the history of our sport! (But it isn't)
WWE = Anything can happen in the WWE! (But it doesn't)
TNA = TNA is going to change forever! (But it doesn't)

Anything can and has happened in the WWE. Look at this week's 3 hours of TV for proof. I haven't gone more "wtf" in a long time.

Xero
09-02-2010, 06:15 PM
Doesn't TNA go live every other week or something anyway? What's the big deal on this one night? Are "they" coming?

No, they're all taped.

Next Big Thing
09-02-2010, 06:16 PM
Twitter is this company's worst nightmares. If they're not making bold announcements about surprises that either don't materialize or don't matter, or giving away those surprises.

VSG
09-02-2010, 06:18 PM
No, they're all taped.

So when did part two of "Epic fail" happen? Part 1 was moving back to Thursday btw.

Savio
09-02-2010, 06:20 PM
10/7 will be its final broadcast.
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Imagine if Vince tweeted like Dixie. "OMG 900 Raws we will change forever"

VSG
09-02-2010, 06:21 PM
How many Impact! episodes have been aired so far? 200?

Xero
09-02-2010, 06:22 PM
So when did part two of "Epic fail" happen? Part 1 was moving back to Thursday btw.

The instant they went back to Thursdays they were all taped again.

Xero
09-02-2010, 06:23 PM
318, including the Fox Sports shows.

Holy shit...

It's really fucked up that TNA is approaching WCW's tenure of existence.

Lock Jaw
09-02-2010, 06:24 PM
WCW was the man, though.

bigslimjj
09-02-2010, 06:25 PM
Now I'll just wait for all the TNA marks to come into the thread and ask what WWE has done to revolutionise wrestling over the last (Random number) of years.Here I iz. TNA will change forever brother! Me and Dixie have been hangin and bangin dudes! We've been going full throttle brother ready to take over the wrestling world dude! Brother,brother,brother,dude, dude,brother,brother......Excuse me,that happens sometimes,it's a medical condition. Seriously I think TNA is smart to go live. A majority of their fans are internet fans,without spoilers they'll have to watch. Good move. Carlos Colon will be bigger then ever in this company. Thumbs up.:y:

Aguakate
09-02-2010, 06:26 PM
When was WCW funded?

Rammsteinmad
09-02-2010, 06:26 PM
Stay Tuned!!!

Londoner
09-02-2010, 06:42 PM
6 sided ring

Nah, this time it will be........wait for it..............STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................................................




AN 8 SIDED RING!!!!!!!! :eek:

Xero
09-02-2010, 06:43 PM
When was WCW funded?

1988, so TNA has five more years to do it.

thecc
09-02-2010, 06:47 PM
Here I iz. TNA will change forever brother! Me and Dixie have been hangin and bangin dudes! We've been going full throttle brother ready to take over the wrestling world dude! Brother,brother,brother,dude, dude,brother,brother......Excuse me,that happens sometimes,it's a medical condition. Seriously I think TNA is smart to go live. A majority of their fans are internet fans,without spoilers they'll have to watch. Good move. Carlos Colon will be bigger then ever in this company. Thumbs up.:y: lol

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-02-2010, 06:48 PM
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Steveviscious89
09-02-2010, 07:32 PM
I can see them doing something that is not what they were already doing. But changing TNA 'forever' is quite a remark. Probably won't be anything as big what she's saying, but if by some chance that it is, I want us all to remember this thread and how wrong we were.

bigslimjj
09-02-2010, 07:40 PM
lolWell other then a tag and u.s. title run,he didn't do much there.lol. He did beat John Cena though.

Droford
09-02-2010, 08:04 PM
Maybe by Changing TNA forever she means changing the name to something that doesn't sound like the acronym for Test and Albert.

Providence Peep
09-02-2010, 08:35 PM
I can see them doing something that is not what they were already doing.

i.e., you can see them not sucking donkey balls?

MoFo
09-02-2010, 08:47 PM
http://www.masonicinfo.com/images/beat_dead_horse.gif



lul, really

Perry Saturn
09-02-2010, 09:18 PM
Nah, this time it will be........wait for it..............STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................................................




AN 8 SIDED RING!!!!!!!! :eek:

12 sided ring of fury

Razzamajazz
09-02-2010, 10:50 PM
i had an opinion about this news, but it has since been expressed

Razzamajazz
09-02-2010, 10:50 PM
several times over

J Dogg Funk
09-02-2010, 11:20 PM
Short of bringing in Paul Heyman or Shane MacMahon or selling to Vince, what could they possibly do that will change TNA forever.

I guess they could change their name t o WCW 2.0.

Such a shame - they have some really talented and entertaining wrestlers.

KIRA
09-03-2010, 01:44 AM
And the beat goes on.......:nono:

Waylander
09-03-2010, 06:17 AM
They try to change so much but when all is said and done it always reverts to being 'same old TNA' after just a few weeks. They never seem to exhibit the type of forward planning necessary for big change and thus go back to auto pilot.

Innovator
09-03-2010, 07:19 AM
I don't fucking care anymore.

J Dogg Funk
09-03-2010, 08:02 AM
I don't fucking care anymore.

Well Put.

Volare
09-03-2010, 09:33 AM
Dixie is going to have to realize soon that the only way to keep TNA going is by stripping for us on PPV.

The Pope
09-03-2010, 11:44 AM
Some of the retards that post in here don't even read the damn thread before they post..... I think this is good for TNA if it's every week that they are going live. They can actually debut people on IMPACT and not always set it aside to a PPV.

Innovator
09-03-2010, 11:46 AM
Dixie is going to have to realize soon that the only way to keep TNA going is by stripping for us on PPV.
I'd pay for that.

The Pope
09-03-2010, 11:52 AM
Me too!

Next Big Thing
09-03-2010, 12:03 PM
Some of the retards that post in here don't even read the damn thread before they post..... I think this is good for TNA if it's every week that they are going live. They can actually debut people on IMPACT and not always set it aside to a PPV.

Much love for you Dr. Perfect but I think you're drinking a little too much of the TNA kool aid and I'm not a big basher of the product. I'd rather watch a Pope promo than anyone on the WWE and they might have the best tag team division of the last 10 to 15 years.

However, aside from The Pope TNA has yet to have an acquisition develope into a star under their banner. Hardy has gotten fatter and sloppier. Ken Anderson, who is a great talker and personality, has become stale. What is Orlando Jordan doing now? Why has the Knockouts Division, which once was one of the freshest things in wrestling and actually got ratings by featuring women who could wrestle, become three blondes bitching? Why the hell would you have Jay Lethal beat one of the greatest of all time in Ric Flair and then have him disappear on t.v.? They have so many inconsistencies with their story lines it's ridiculous.

And as far as Impact debuts go, we've pretty much seen every "surprise" they have on Raw or Smackdown and even though WWE has let some good talent go, they're still WWE retreads.

They keep trying to walk before they can crawl. Fix your story lines. Identify the young talent you want to make the foundation of the company and use them consistently instead of pushing them for a week and then dumping them for two weeks so Hogan can feud with Sting, Nash, or some other old guy past his prime. Then, go live. Otherwise, instead of us watching what is mostly a taped train wreck, we'll just be watching it live... until we've seen the Beautiful People (consistently their highest rated segment)... then we'll change the channel.

The Pope
09-03-2010, 01:00 PM
Identify the young talent you want to make the foundation of the company and use them consistently instead of pushing them for a week and then dumping them for two weeks.

I agree with this, Lethal had something going for him then they just stopped. I blame the EV2 guys, freakin' storyline sucks. I'd rather find out what Sting and Nash are pissed about than the ECW guys wrestle. I like what they are doing with Fourtune right now as well.

Next Big Thing
09-03-2010, 01:14 PM
I agree with this, Lethal had something going for him then they just stopped. I blame the EV2 guys, freakin' storyline sucks. I'd rather find out what Sting and Nash are pissed about than the ECW guys wrestle. I like what they are doing with Fourtune right now as well.

Very true. Nash, Sting, and Jarret can still get by on promos... until Hogan gets involved then it usually goes down hill.

If anyone's time has passed in the wrestling business it's the ECW guys. Never cared about any of those guys except for Foley and he's clearly past his prime.

I liked the initial idea of Fourtune, but it just all seems so randomly put together. With the Horsemen, Flair was the mouthpiece/ star/ pretty boy, Arn was the capo/ second in the man and the other two were great wrestlers who could go and they all seemed to fit together.

Same with Evolution, only this theme was past, present, future. All the guys were different but they fit.

Fourtune... not so much. II think Kazarian was included because he bitches so much and Douglas Williams annoys the hell out of me and really doesn't fit in or contribute much.

AJ's obviously being pushed as Flair's protege so he makes sense. Morgan as the "enforcer" is plausible as well. Beer Money is the top heel tag team so it makes sense to include them. Lethal would have been a decent surprise swerve and would probably benefit more in the long term from the association than anyone else. You could give him a young cocky heel persona after beating Flair and Flair could call him the future.

The Pope
09-03-2010, 01:21 PM
Fourtune... not so much. II think Kazarian was included because he bitches so much and Douglas Williams annoys the hell out of me and really doesn't fit in or contribute much.

AJ's obviously being pushed as Flair's protege so he makes sense. Morgan as the "enforcer" is plausible as well. Beer Money is the top heel tag team so it makes sense to include them. Lethal would have been a decent surprise swerve and would probably benefit more in the long term from the association than anyone else. You could give him a young cocky heel persona after beating Flair and Flair could call him the future.

I like Williams, he's good. They've been trying to push Kaz for years but he doesn't seem to get over with the crowd.

Lock Jaw
09-03-2010, 01:22 PM
Kaz was over with the crowd when I last watched TNA regularly. I think he got some wins over Christian Cage even.

Kaz seems to have gotten really big nowadays, though.