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rockerhud
04-20-2004, 04:50 PM
found this on another board. Loved it... http://www2.fanscape.com/wwe/namegen.html

if i were a WWE Original, I'd be called "The Iron Iron".. NICE!

spd10000
04-20-2004, 04:52 PM
Cool. I'd be "Father Time." :)

loopydate
04-20-2004, 04:52 PM
I'm Spoon Man.

Rock Bottom
04-20-2004, 04:55 PM
Momma Spike Glove. Other variations of my name include The Juicy Juice, and La Cabeza.

Boondock Saint
04-20-2004, 04:57 PM
Frank Wildman Asswipe :wtf:

or

Camel Toe Francisco

rockerhud
04-20-2004, 04:58 PM
ha. these this things are so amazing.. i think my new fav name is "Chief-Knock-A-Homer" or "Ankle Biter"

p.s. that album is funny stuff..

loopydate
04-20-2004, 05:01 PM
My full name is Helga From Hell.
My dad is either Sgt. Smash Nuts or Ankle Biter.
My mom is either The Aggressive Detective or The Beaver.
My sister is either Ragin' Asian or He Ate Me.
My roommate is either The Aggressive Detective or The Juicy Juice.

What a strange program...

Nowhere Man
04-20-2004, 05:04 PM
Pale Rider :( Sounds like I'm a gay porn star.

Using my screen name, though, I got Crunk Funk Arafat. So I'm apparently also a rapping PLU leader.

Corkscrewed
04-20-2004, 05:07 PM
I could have sworn I've seen this before.

PorkSoda
04-20-2004, 05:08 PM
I put my real name in.

Harry Hoodlum Hornsby

targo_the_sho_stopa
04-20-2004, 05:08 PM
^^You think you sound like a porn star
Dr Frankenstump

Loose Cannon
04-20-2004, 05:09 PM
Mine said Legend Killer



Nah, just kdding, it's Lighting Lawrence.

targo_the_sho_stopa
04-20-2004, 05:09 PM
^^directed at Nowhere Man
My girlfriend is El Macho Abogado

targo_the_sho_stopa
04-20-2004, 05:13 PM
Just put in John Cena's name for kixx and it came out with Mrs Crabtree

Watson
04-20-2004, 05:17 PM
Uh, i'm Electric Squat-Trust. :o

Xero
04-20-2004, 05:19 PM
Me: Sheriff Beef Buster

Wrestler's NEW names!: (I used both fake and real names)

Undertaker (Real Name): Chief Knock-A-Homer
John Cena: Mrs Crabtree (THAT is scary)
Shane: American Justice
Kurt Angle: He Ate Me
Paul Heyman: Crunk Funk Arafat :lol:
Vince: Johnny Incision
Hunter Helmsley: Chick In The Mall
Triple H's Real Name: Warlock 2
Hulk Hogan: The Great Cross Dresser :rofl:
Randy Orton: Camel Toe Francisco :shifty:

Funky Fly
04-20-2004, 05:33 PM
my real name: Bubba Bob Hunkleberry
Funky Fly: Johnny Incision
Sir Fly: Dr Frankenstump

mitch_h
04-20-2004, 05:35 PM
General Awareness

Innovator
04-20-2004, 06:07 PM
"Time Is Money", I guess I'm filling in for JBL

Ferocious
04-20-2004, 06:33 PM
Pee-Wee Rock - Im shocked beyond belief im 6'3 for christs sake

Funky Fly
04-20-2004, 07:27 PM
Pee-Wee Rock - Im shocked beyond belief im 6'3 for christs sake
Well, the Rock is 6'5, so you are smaller.

Samurai_Star_Sailor
04-20-2004, 08:52 PM
Me: Eugene Higgins MD

Mike the Metal Ed
04-20-2004, 09:05 PM
Baron Von Sushi

PureHatred
04-20-2004, 09:20 PM
Aggravated Assault.

How'd they know?...I pleaded no contest to that.

Jonster
04-20-2004, 09:22 PM
<font color="#99CCFF">Cyclops Shane</font>

Ricky
04-20-2004, 09:43 PM
Chick In The Mall WTF

tucsonspeed6
04-20-2004, 09:57 PM
Both me and my girlfriend are named "Pale Rider"...how odd. My screenname gave me "Wound Salter," which sounds like some lightsource from Diablo or something.

If I were really a wrestler, however, I'd use the name "Constipated Mathematician".....long story.

asphyXy
04-20-2004, 10:00 PM
<font color=969696>Lord Of The Ring</font>

rockerhud
04-20-2004, 10:25 PM
does anyone have that WWE Originals album?

glycerine
04-20-2004, 10:28 PM
steve austin is Ms. crabtree

glycerine
04-20-2004, 10:29 PM
i got cyclops shane and chick in the mall i think its random

glycerine
04-20-2004, 10:29 PM
oh and rivers cuomo is electric squat trust

Jonster
04-20-2004, 10:31 PM
i got cyclops shane and chick in the mall i think its random

<font color="#99CCFF">I went to see how random it is, using the same name gets the same result.

Using my gf's name a couple of times (on seperate page loads) gave same results, so there's got to be some formula in there...</font>

FFD
04-20-2004, 10:37 PM
The Kamakaze Kiwi

HHHsucks929
04-20-2004, 10:57 PM
Krazed Weiner Dog :rofl:

Iceman90
04-20-2004, 11:05 PM
I am: Helga From Hell or Sheriff Beef Buster depending on the variation of my name used.

ColdwaVer
04-21-2004, 10:38 AM
Aggravated Assault.

Wait... I got that one too

*hires Clarence Mason to sue your ass*

SuperSlim
04-21-2004, 10:45 AM
My name- Deputy Dong
Slim- Aggravated Assault
SuperSlim - Prince Ted

Dave Youell
04-21-2004, 10:50 AM
Baron Von Sushi

Kapoutman
04-21-2004, 01:21 PM
From my real name...

...J.U.G.S.

:cool:

big_bluto
04-21-2004, 01:29 PM
I'm 'Pale Rider' or bizzarely 'American Justice' which is really strange as I'm from Scotland!

HankScorpio
04-21-2004, 01:39 PM
Vanilla Thunder

Wondermouse
04-21-2004, 02:03 PM
One of the coolest names I've seen, and this is in TEW, "Air Attack Weasel."

Vastardikai
04-21-2004, 02:56 PM
Real Name: The Aggressive Detective
Middle Name/Last Name: Warlock 2
First Ewrestling Character (Extreme Machine): Aggravated Assault
Second Ewrestling Character (Pieper Runoff): Sgt. Smash Nuts
Third Ewrestling Character (Rurouni Fantoma): Cyclops Shane
Dad: Left Eye Spy
Mom: Mr. Loverboy :shifty:
Sister: He Ate Me (no comment)
Step Brother: Pitchfork McGraw
Singer of Superjoint Ritual: Crazed Weiner Dog
Legendary Axeman of Slayer: Pale Rider
Brian Warner's alter-ego: Father Time Whackjob
Brian Warner: Frank Wildman Asswhipe
Jerry Lynn: The Beaver
Bob Holly: Big Bird of Alcatraz
Barry Horrowitz: Lord of the Ring :rofl:

RGWhat316
04-21-2004, 03:19 PM
Ok I don't think I like this, mine came out Atomic Wedgie
But these are pretty good
Stacy Keibler: Chaz Lovely
Trish Stratus: Ragin Asian
Molly Holly: Sgt. Smash Nuts
Eddie Guerrero: Bubba Bob Hunkleberry
Booker T: Guido Graziano