The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA

[Swiss Ultimate]

By Seanbaby of course (http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-least-sportsmanlike-moments-in-mma/)

A lot of uneducated people look at Mixed Martial Arts as a savage bloodsport between two lunatics. Now normally, I'd argue against this point. After all, anyone who says that violence never solved anything is probably a pussy and causing problems. However, in this week's column I wanted to give the uneducated people and the pussies a break. I wanted to try to see things from their point of view. So I've gone through 20 years of modern gentlemanly combat and found six moments of conduct most ungentlemanly. From post-fight riots (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcL_y2p_FhE) to neverending chokes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3xA40wEtcI) to sucker punches (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKsn4oZ0ySM), these are the moments that prove your girlfriend right about this horrible, inhuman karate whatever.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-least-sportsmanlike-moments-in-mma/#ixzz0z3jBGh4E

[MoFo]

No Henderson/Bisping or Lesnar/Mir 2?

[MoFo]

and that guy who kept punching the other in the balls against the cage

[Swiss Ultimate]

and that guy who kept punching the other in the balls against the cage

The guy with the foot in the other dude's tights was fucked up.

[Jordan]

Paul Daley? I don't care about people talking shit and what not, but hitting someone illegally or after the bell is horrible.

[The Mask]

who was it who held onto a kneebar way too long recent? i thought it was gleison tibau but i can't see where it was on wikipedia, unless it was the neer fight and he just held onto it at the end of the fight like a cock.

[MoFo]

Miller, Shields and the Diaz bros started a riot after the Henderson fight in Strikeforce a couple of months back, wtf at that not being in there

[Jordan]

Yeah that too

[Vastardikai]

Or the Diaz bros. causing that riot after KJ Noons defended his title...

doing the EXACT FUCKING SAME THING that Mayhem did.

Of course, Nick Diaz doesn't want to fight Mayhem, now.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Cracked usually stops around 6 for some reason.

[Impact!]

who was it who held onto a kneebar way too long recent? i thought it was gleison tibau but i can't see where it was on wikipedia, unless it was the neer fight and he just held onto it at the end of the fight like a cock.

You're thinking of Rousimar Palhares, who held onto the kneebar on Thomas Drawl. (Palhares is also main eventing the upcoming Fight Night against Nate Marquardt, with the winner def being thrown into title contention).

[Kris P Lettus]

No Henderson/Bisping or Lesnar/Mir 2?

WTF are you talking about??

[Kris P Lettus]

Now I know you are referring to the hits after the ref stepped in but Hendo's was awesome (not as good as his one after Wanderlei but awesome none the less) and Lesnars wasn't bad.. Rampage after KO'ing Wandy was WAY worse..

Royce Gracie not letting the choke go against Shamrock was bitch shit..

[The Mask]

gonna take a wild guess:

cheeky punch after the KO

and

smack talk post victory

[The Mask]

i always think it's a bit of a bitch move when people capitalise when someone slips :$ i mean if you hit them and take their legs or something like that then fine but say you're just circling and one guy goes down, seems a lame way to gain an advantage.

[Kris P Lettus]

But that shit happens all the time in real fights.. Footwork is a huge part of MMA..

[Swiss Ultimate]

Not like the foot and genitalia stuff....right?

[Kris P Lettus]

Not like the foot and genitalia stuff....right?

How is taking advantage of someone falling down and grinding your foot into someones yambag even comparable??

Athletes loosing footing is taken advantage of in every professional sport I can think of..

[Jura]

Just watched the Gary Goodridge fight and he blatantly reached into the other guy's shorts and grabbed his balls.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Just watched the Gary Goodridge fight and he blatantly reached into the other guy's shorts and grabbed his balls.

Most insane thing I've ever seen in a official bout.

[Sixx]

Hahaha, loved the footjob guy.

[The Mask]

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[The Mask]

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lol just found that in the related links :'(

[Crimson]

Holy shit did that guy die?

[DVDA]

How is taking advantage of someone falling down and grinding your foot into someones yambag even comparable??

Athletes loosing footing is taken advantage of in every professional sport I can think of..

Whats up mane

[Swiss Ultimate]

That guy looks like he had a stroke.

[Jura]

I think it was a combination of him trying to get up and his muscles seizing up at the same time. It seems to happen once you get hard and then get hit hard again. Similar to the Tank vs John Matua incident. I could be wrong though.