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taker707
09-10-2010, 02:44 AM
Will be happening at the 10/7 Impact . Confirmed by her on that Impact online show they did tonight
Tazz Dan
09-10-2010, 02:51 AM
I'm sure Xero is spanking himself over this news! :D
Jordan
09-10-2010, 02:57 AM
I have no idea what it could be, but if history serves as a guide it is sure to disappoint.
Vastardikai
09-10-2010, 03:03 AM
She's having an on-air sex change. She will now be known as Dick C. Carter.

:shifty:
owenbrown
09-10-2010, 03:22 AM
lol
Rammsteinmad
09-10-2010, 05:46 AM
Gosh I'm so excited! This will be a most pleasant surprise!
Steveviscious89
09-10-2010, 07:25 AM
If it is a new talent, they need to announce it long before then and hold it off until BFG. I can't imagine what else it could be that would even remotely live up to the hype.
Kane Knight
09-10-2010, 08:01 AM
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Kane Knight
09-10-2010, 08:03 AM
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OMG! THIS IS TH GREATEST CHANGE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
Mr. JL
09-10-2010, 09:16 AM
It will probably be that they signed the Dudley Boyz ... again!
Kane Knight
09-10-2010, 09:25 AM
Who are the Dudley Boyz?
Xero
09-10-2010, 10:31 AM
OH BOY!
Next Big Thing
09-10-2010, 10:32 AM
Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin are the big surprise I hope.

Or.... Terry Funk's coming to TNA to help out EV 2.0. :nono:
Dorkchop
09-10-2010, 10:42 AM
Maybe the big change is, for the first time ever, a big surprise that is actually going to improve the product.
XL
09-10-2010, 10:45 AM
Is she really gonna go through the menopause live on impact? New lows.
The Pope
09-10-2010, 10:47 AM
That they just signed a cool wrestler?
Next Big Thing
09-10-2010, 10:53 AM
I hope while she's doing her interview we see apple chunks and sprays of spit come out of nowhere and nail her in the face. The Carlito walks in and says, "I spit in the face, of people who try too hard to be cool." (Sense WWE probably owns the rights to the other phrase). I wouldn't be excited for Carlito because he's bland to me, but seeing that bitch take apple to the face= ratings.
Goulet
09-10-2010, 10:53 AM
Shut up taker 707
The Pope
09-10-2010, 10:56 AM
How is Dixie Carter a bitch?
Xero
09-10-2010, 11:02 AM
Well, she lets people walk all over her, dictate where her company goes, doesn't really have any ideas of her own. Sounds like a bitch to me.
Kane Knight
09-10-2010, 11:08 AM
Maybe the big change is, for the first time ever, a big surprise that is actually going to improve the product.

Hoping for too much.

That they just signed a cool wrestler?

Too much to hope for.

Though if you loosen the definitely of "cool," they might be able to swing Scotty 2 Hotty.
Savio
09-10-2010, 11:17 AM
They have resigned Pacman Jones!
The Pope
09-10-2010, 11:18 AM
They just traded Kevin Nash for Albert Haynesworth.
Papa Schlongo
09-10-2010, 11:27 AM
Jay Lethal and Abyss will join forces and become the the mega team "Lethal Abyss"!!!!
Kane Knight
09-10-2010, 11:40 AM
Dixie has signed the Rock's jock strap.

Possibly the biggest talent to be signed in ages.
Swiss Ultimate
09-10-2010, 12:35 PM
Jay Lethal and Abyss will join forces and become the the mega team "Lethal Abyss"!!!!

And then job to Stevie and Raven.
Volare
09-10-2010, 01:31 PM
Dixie has signed the Rock's jock strap.

Possibly the biggest talent to be signed in ages.

I don't think TNA can afford that.
Next Big Thing
09-10-2010, 01:47 PM
They'd have Panda Energy help them out and then over pay like they did for Hogan.

The jock strap would be carried to a decent match by Jay Lethal at a PPV. Lethal would go over clean and then not be seen on t.v. again for another 3 weeks.
The Pope
09-10-2010, 03:04 PM
Actually, he has been on TV.
Volare
09-10-2010, 03:29 PM
"THEY" has been spoiled...here ya go

"THEY" is Me, Xero, and the rest of the TPWW Chat Kliq.
The Pope
09-10-2010, 03:30 PM
Fuck Yes!
Xero
09-10-2010, 03:37 PM
We are pulling the strings.
VSG
09-10-2010, 03:43 PM
They hired local comedians from the Open Night at the local bar to do a local comedy segment each week. So instead of promo's by werestlers (nah, I misspelled on purpose here) these clowns will enact feuds each time. It's also a supposed counter to Santino's Bunch.
The Pope
09-10-2010, 03:45 PM
They hired local comedians from the Open Night at the local bar to do a local comedy segment each week. So instead of promo's by werestlers (nah, I misspelled on purpose here) these clowns will enact feuds each time. It's also a supposed counter to Santino's Bunch.

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The MAC
09-10-2010, 03:46 PM
jericho?

Thats the only one that makes any real sense
Ruien
09-10-2010, 03:51 PM
They just traded Kevin Nash for Albert Haynesworth.

:lol:

Wonder how many people actually got this?
VSG
09-10-2010, 04:03 PM
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Was that supposed to be a crack at my post there, bub?
Loose Cannon
09-10-2010, 04:55 PM
I'll say this, while I am intrigued, I expect to be dissapointed
Mooияakeя™
09-10-2010, 06:34 PM
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Next Big Thing
09-10-2010, 06:37 PM
"THEY" has been spoiled...here ya go

"THEY" is Me, Xero, and the rest of the TPWW Chat Kliq.

I'm in that... fuck yeah! Who's the Waltman of the group?.... Wait.... Damn... :|
TannerLittleton
09-10-2010, 07:16 PM
Actually they're signing this guy. He's the biggest free agent to come to TNA since Kurt Angle 4 years ago.

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Xero
09-10-2010, 07:18 PM
The Great Almighty Chong? He's Asian?

Yeah, he'll go far in WWE.

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TannerLittleton
09-10-2010, 10:02 PM
The Great Almighty Chong? He's Asian?

Yeah, he'll go far in WWE.

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I can already see him having legendary feuds with the likes of Khali and Santino that will be talked for years to come.
The Pope
09-10-2010, 11:17 PM
Why does WWE try to put all blacks, and asians in tag teams?
Xero
09-10-2010, 11:18 PM
Because the tag division is the minority of WWE divisions.
The Pope
09-10-2010, 11:19 PM
Don't you mean it's the inferior division?
BizarroKing
09-10-2010, 11:21 PM
Her big change is that TNA will finally change it's name to WCW 2
The Pope
09-10-2010, 11:26 PM
Dude, She already revealed her "big change"
Xero
09-10-2010, 11:28 PM
Don't you mean it's the inferior division?

There are like three teams... It's the minority.
The Pope
09-10-2010, 11:29 PM
Nevermind, it was a joke because we all know Vince is racist.
Xero
09-10-2010, 11:31 PM
Ah. Not up on my racist humor. Still stuck in 19th century slang.
James Steele
09-11-2010, 01:44 AM
Her big change is that TNA will finally change it's name to WCW 2

WV2.0

Wrestling Vomit 2.0
Kane Knight
09-11-2010, 08:07 AM
"THEY" has been spoiled...here ya go

"THEY" is Me, Xero, and the rest of the TPWW Chat Kliq.

In the tradition of TNA, bringing in people nobody gives a shit about.
Next Big Thing
09-11-2010, 02:02 PM
Why does WWE try to put all blacks, and asians in tag teams?

I would have said it's because they all look alike :shifty:
parkmania
09-11-2010, 02:14 PM
Waitaminute! I just saw that apparently Kayefabe Mashups has trained to be a wrestler. Maybe Dixie hired him to be a double threat - in front of and behind the camera.
crusnik
09-12-2010, 12:34 AM
Dixie has signed the Rock's jock strap.

Possibly the biggest talent to be signed in ages.

LOL then try n trade it to wwe for cena's hat...:eek:
The Pope
09-12-2010, 10:38 AM
I'd rather have Hornswoggle's hat than John Cena's hat.
Next Big Thing
09-12-2010, 10:49 AM
I'd rather have Hornswoggle's hat than John Cena's hat.

TNA's better off keeping the jock strap. It's got more talent than Cena and a tad more versatile in facial expressions than Orton. Plus they can pair it with Foley's sock and dub it the "Jock and Sock Connection." They can feud with "Fourtune + 2 featuring Ric Flair."
Mondo
09-13-2010, 02:47 PM
Two words - Naked Mideon
Mr. Nerfect
09-14-2010, 01:31 AM
I've almost got a reverse cry-wolf syndrome with this. I am intrigued because they always promise so much that they are overdue to come through with something cool eventually, right? I still think that it will be something to do with their programming -- a new show, PPV being scrapped and replaced with free specials, etc. A talent hyped this big is only going to be a let-down. Unless it was Brock Lesnar, The Rock or Steve Austin full-time. Yeah, that's not going to happen.
The Pope
09-14-2010, 11:11 AM
I don't know if it's this but yesterday Kurt Angle said on twitter that he's signed a 1 year deal with TNA.
The Pope
09-15-2010, 03:27 PM
TNA Impact will be live on October 7th and for the first time, Reaction will be live as well, giving TNA three hours of live television that night. Hulk Hogan is being billed that night, along with TNA, as "setting the stage for Bound for Glory 2010." For more information about that show, head over to TNAWrestling.com.

This is also the night Dixie Carter will reveal the big changes she has been talking about for TNA, although she has seemed to back off of just how big the changes will be. This could be a big night for TNA, so hopefully it lives up to all of the hype.