Official RAW Thread for 09/13/10 - Getting around more than Amy Dumas on a tour of Mexico, it's RAW ROULETTE!

[Xero]

Sup?

RAW Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[Londoner]

May be switching between this and nfl while drunk. :)

[XL]

I love Raw Roulette. Pretty much the only time Raw gives you anything out of the usual. I'll catch it on youtube after work/gym.

[Xero]

God I hope we get a Coal Miner's Glove match.

I could actually see them doing it as a rib on Cole.

[VSG]

What's the point of making a thread if you will be on chat? Give this gimmick to a newcomer.

[Xero]

No.

[Lock Jaw]

Brought this back because I always loved it. Good for something "different".

[Xero]

So, what will be on the wheel this year, GM Jaw?

[Lock Jaw]

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE (in the WWE)!!!

[Londoner]

lol

[Xero]

How about a Glowstick Dance Off?

[bigslimjj]

Something with divas in granny outfits again I'm sure.

[Corndad]

Santino vs Khali. 2 hour Ironman. Book it.

[BizarroKing]

Hornswoggle on a pole match!

[Sixx]

Fuck your TPWW chat. It's empty.

[Xero]

Come back in an hour and ten minutes. :foc:

[Londoner]

Come back in an hour and ten minutes. :foc:

no!

[Sixx]

It's already 1:44am. I'm there, speaking to myself, whadup.

[Corndad]

Curious where they go with the Jericho Storyline tonight. Maybe the start of a face turn?

[bigslimjj]

The guest host tonight is Chad Ochocinco. I bet he has a segment with Santino Ochoquatro.

[VSG]

What's a Chad Ochocinco?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The guest host tonight is Chad Ochocinco. I bet he has a segment with Santino Ochoquatro.

He gonna talk about how he got bitchslapped by the Pats? :rofl:

[Londoner]

whats the point in a guest host when they have a gm controlling things? eh? eh? eh?

[Sixx]

What's a Chad Ochocinco?

Oh, I know, I know!

It's a guy that legally changed his name to Ochocinco which is Spanish for 85, his jersey number.

Must be a huge moron.

[Xero]

whats the point in a guest host when they have a gm controlling things? eh? eh? eh?

They aren't calling them "Guest Hosts" anymore. They're "Guest Stars".

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/allspecialguesthosts/upcomingguesthosts

[Londoner]

They aren't calling them "Guest Hosts" anymore. They're "Guest Stars".

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/allspecialguesthosts/upcomingguesthosts

Typical!

[Xero]

Oh, I know, I know!

It's a guy that legally changed his name to Ochocinco which is Spanish for 85, his jersey number.

Must be a huge moron.

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[VSG]

They aren't calling them "Guest Hosts" anymore. They're "Guest Stars".

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/allspecialguesthosts/upcomingguesthosts

The link itself begs to differ.

[parkmania]

His name's Chad Johnson.

http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr267/Danejerus12/ComingToAmericaLaugh.gif

"His momma called him Clay, I'mma call him Clay."

[BizarroKing]

Chad Ochocinco? Forget that I'm calling him Jim.

[ClockShot]

Orton vs. Cena got the potential to be really good.

But I doubt it because everybody from Nexus, Edge, Jericho, and probably a few other names included will ruin it all.

[EDWARD]

I hope they spice up the Raw GM angle. It's been kinda stale for the past couple of weeks.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

I hope they reveal the gm tonight.

fixed

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

im watching ring of honor wrestling on hdnet right now until raw is on

roh sure has great wrestling for 1 hour shows

[Wishbone]

I'm actually kinda excited for tonights RAW thow I'll probably be disapointed just like I am every week....

[Wishbone]

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rofl awesome clip :rofl:

[EDWARD]

Any guesses who The Hart Dynasty will be facing at NOC?

[Londoner]

LOL raw starts where it ends last week!

[BizarroKing]

Blast From the Past: WWF!

[Poit]

Cena/Orton pillow fight! Book it!

[Londoner]

tabels? weak

[EDWARD]

GET THE TABLES!

[ClockShot]

Yup. Zoom in and put the break on it. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[BizarroKing]

Dang I was hoping for a pillow fight!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Lol, that wheel is so rigged.

[MrMyc]

So i guess they're both gonna go through the table at the same time

[ClockShot]

And don't forget the laws of Thunderdome, tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

Team Orton vs Team Cenation.

Which one sparkles?

[parkmania]

Cena/Orton pillow fight! Book it!

Better than a lingerie match.

[Londoner]

BLOCKBUSTER ANNOUNCEMENT

[Londoner]

'GUEST STAR'

[ClockShot]

Tonight's guest host got fucked in the ass yesterday afternoon.

[parkmania]

Get the Uzi!

[Corndad]

lol he dissed the Manning fan

[Londoner]

SPEAK ALREADY

[RatedGSuperstar]

Probably shouldn't use the music of the show that's going to kill you in the ratings tonight. Just saying.

[parkmania]

"Who dat?"

Dat's a guy that LOST yesterday!

[EDWARD]

Just for the record, spanish for 85 is ochenta y cinco.

[The Gold Standard]

Love Ocho

[Londoner]

MIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Corndad]

LOL Tell me Miz is gonna talk about the Browns.

[ClockShot]

I want that shirt Miz is sportin'.

[Londoner]

Miz belongs in the 'attitude era'

[Corndad]

BAM!

[EDWARD]

BURN!

[parkmania]

Dammit! I actually have to agree with the Miz for once. The Bungles suck!

[Londoner]

hahahahahahahhahaa

[Corndad]

LOL I love the Miz

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>AND I QUOTE</font>

[ClockShot]

Does the Miz even got a submission in his arsenal?

[RatedGSuperstar]

There's nothing random about that wheel, BUT ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!

[Corndad]

Shits goin down now.

[Londoner]

jericho?

[Londoner]

ah, ofcourse

[dronepool]

I want that shirt Miz is sportin'.

Yeah, I usually don't like how loud the WWE shirts are but this one is cool.

[parkmania]

So, what submission does Miz suddenly discover that he knows? Cleveland Cloverleaf?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Does the Miz even got a submission in his arsenal?

The rest hold coming out of commercial breaks.

[parkmania]

A-Ri sighting.

[Londoner]

i wonder how this will end

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Riley</font> :love:

[EDWARD]

Sloppy figure four.

[Londoner]

eh wtf

[Londoner]

ha

[ClockShot]

Huh?

[Savio]

2 weeks?

[Londoner]

love how silent the crowd is so freaky

[Savio]

Brock Lock!

[EDWARD]

BROCK LOCK!

[Triple Naitch]

Alex Riley and I have the same Pumas.

[RatedGSuperstar]

"Sometimes they quickly heal like that." Awesome.

[parkmania]

Tap or snap!

I vote for snap.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Riley doesn't even bother to help out the Miz even though he's on the outside.

[Poit]

:lol: @ Edge

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Love this buildup. I genuinely have no idea who is winning Sunday. Bryan seemed to be a lock so Miz could move onto the WWE Title but since he got the upper hand tonight, you never know.

Can't wait to see that match.</font>

[EDWARD]

...okay.

[ClockShot]

Now that damn wheel is crankin like no tomorrow.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'm pretty surprised how versatile Danielson is with that hold, as he's pretty much able to bust the omoplatta out of a ton of posistions.

[Evil Vito]

:lol: Riley doesn't even bother to help out the Miz even though he's on the outside.

<font color=goldenrod>He had a flashback from the NXT2 finale so he didn't wanna risk attacking the wrong guy</font>

[Corndad]

Danielson can go. It's just too bad HBK is retired now, they could have tore the house down at a Mania.

[The Show Off]

Danielson can go. It's just too bad HBK is retired now, they could have tore the house down at a Mania.

Or imagine the match that he and William Regal could have if the WWE gave them 15 to 20 minutes to work.

[Londoner]

bodyslam, what?

[ClockShot]

Body Slam challenge. Give me a break.

[Londoner]

way to kill the crowd

[BizarroKing]

Well that is somewhat pointless...

[Savio]

Every raw roulette after the first one sucked

[Londoner]

WHOOPY FUCKING DO

[BizarroKing]

And Evan Bourne jobs again...

[parkmania]

GM interruption and give Edge a 2nd match against Mark Henry?

[Londoner]

LOL

[ClockShot]

DESTROY THE LAPTOP, EDGE!

[Londoner]

GM interruption and give Edge a 2nd match against Mark Henry?

!

[Savio]

wow Mark Henry got changed fast

[Poit]

GM interruption and give Edge a 2nd match against Mark Henry?

Lock Jaw must have read this.

[Corndad]

Called that lol

[parkmania]

I win! I knew it didn't make much sense to have those two in a bodyslam challenge unless something like this was gonna happen.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Enough with the fucking bodyslam challenges. There's never been a good one.

[Londoner]

mark henry thinks he's world champ

[Savio]

Does Raw even care that they are going against MNF? with these shitty no point matches? No one will remember that segment a month from now.

[Savio]

all new black flippin move!

[parkmania]

Does Raw even care that they are going against MNF? with these shitty no point matches? No one will remmeber that segment tomorrow.

Fixed.

[Aguakate]

Edge is looking a little chunky.

[ClockShot]

That's the closest Kofi's gonna get to a title shot, I think.

[Savio]

Song and Dance match? ok I am changing the channel.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Come back from break with Maryse undressing. I'll stick around.

[Corndad]

Song and Dance?? Really what is this the Divas NXT or something?

[parkmania]

And we were complaining about the body slam challenge?!?!?

I guess Lock Jaw gets vindicitive easily.

[Corndad]

worst match idea ever.

[parkmania]

Maryse gonna sing?

[Aguakate]

Has Vince McMahon and the WWE gone insane?

[Londoner]

..................................................

[Corndad]

Eve your white deal with it.

[Londoner]

Eve your white deal with it.

:lol:

[parkmania]

So this match was just so we'd get to hear R-Truth's new intro music?!?!??!

[BizarroKing]

New song FTW

[Fignuts]

What a complete waste of time.

[Londoner]

:D Ted

[Londoner]

*applauds*

[RatedGSuperstar]

Ted is so buried he's in China.

[Corndad]

"he's not dead" hahahahahaha

[Londoner]

Cole an all out heel now?

[Savio]

changed it back and they are still dancing?

[Aguakate]

"Time to get krunk"

...VERY PG.

[thedamndest]

First Cryme Tyme now R-Truth. Eve loves black dudes.

[Corndad]

I never wanted a commercial break so bad.

[parkmania]

Regaldust!

[Corndad]

Regal dressed as Goldust = Ratings lol

[Fignuts]

Does regal age? Ever?

[parkmania]

Bella and Fella!

[Aguakate]

William Regal never recovered from the time he was getting pushed and then got suspended for Substance Abuse Policy.

[Corndad]

OCHODINGO!!!

[Savio]

Lol regal and Golddust always get paired up on roulet

[Savio]

SHE WANTS HER FUCKING SON BACK......

[Savio]

BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW!

[thedamndest]

Ochocinco is the host?

[RatedGSuperstar]

To be fair, If I was 7 I'd think this was the best episode ever.

[Innovator]

zack palling around with edge, love it

[RatedGSuperstar]

John Morrison is Spiderman!

[thedamndest]

John Morrison is a mutant.

[BizarroKing]

I like Morrison's training regime

Also, has anyone noticed were nearly a hr into the show and no Nexus?

[ClockShot]

I like Morrison's training regime

Also, has anyone noticed were nearly a hr into the show and no Nexus?

They'll interfere during Orton/Cena.

[Corndad]

Nexus gotta be involved along with others in the Orton-Cena match

[Savio]

It would have be funny if morrison messed up.

I like Sheamus I wish they pushed him more as a more credible champ.

[Londoner]

It would have be funny if morrison messed up.

I like Sheamus I wish they pushed him more as a more credible champ.

bet morrisons segment was taped

[Aguakate]

It would have be funny if morrison messed up.

I like Sheamus I wish they pushed him more as a more credible champ.

Sheamus is a funny dude, and very charismatic...if they gave him a green light to tailor his character to his liking, and introduce more of his personna into it, he'd be awesome.

PS: Sheamus is WWE Champion yet he entered first against Morrison...

...come on, now.

[Savio]

I like falls count anywhere matches they should be utilized more often.

[Aguakate]

Too much of anything can be a bad thing.

Look at NeXus.

[ClockShot]

10 for the landing.

[VSG]

Ok that was awesome.

[Londoner]

this falls count anywhere is too pg

[parkmania]

Since I'm 1 for 1, I'm calling a JoMo win, then next week, Jericho challenges him for the 6-pack slot.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Morrison looks like a million bucks here. Awesome to see him really show off.

[Londoner]

need a chairshot to the head

[parkmania]

OK, 1 for 2... but I'm ok with that.

[Corndad]

That was awesome. Nice showing by JoMo there.

[Savio]

I do like the feud between Morrison/Y2J but just call this a hardcore match not falls-count-anywhere.

[ClockShot]

Looks like the ring is gonna be held hostage yet again.

[blak23]

great match

[Savio]

this falls count anywhere is too pg
I disagree Falls count anywhere should mean just that not meaning that you can use weapons

[Londoner]

I disagree Falls count anywhere should mean just that not meaning that you can use weapons

Was joking. ;)

[Londoner]

holy shit jericho promo!

[blak23]

would an well spoken face work in wrestling?

[ClockShot]

Interesting.....

[Emperor Smeat]

Jericho to pull a Milton with the burning of the building

GM must have taken his red stapler :shifty:

[Londoner]

'clink clink'

[Savio]

Cole: "uhhh chris the GM is not real....I just read from a script"

[Londoner]

yay

[VSG]

LOL@"Of course you have an email you idiot, just read it."

[bigslimjj]

Morrison = greater than Miz

[What Would Kevin Do?]

LOL! I love Jericho.

" Of course you have an email you idiot, just read it!"

[Poit]

"Of course you have an email you idiot, just read it!" :lol:

[Londoner]

SHUT UP JUST READ IT

JERICHO FACE TURN

[BizarroKing]

THANK U CHRIS!

[Poit]

Jericho is amazing.

[Aguakate]

Jericho has saved this show for now.

[Emperor Smeat]

:rofl: Jericho

[Corndad]

Lovin this.

[Aguakate]

This GM types REALLY fast, apparently.

[ClockShot]

Well the cage had to come into play sooner or later.

[blak23]

do you think the gm tells cole to put emphasis on things?

[BizarroKing]

Please tell me he beats up Cole after this.

[Aguakate]

do you think the gm tells cole to put emphasis on things?

Probably types in CAPITAL LETTERS when he wants to emphasize or in BOLD LETTERS.

[bigslimjj]

Canadiens in a cage! Plus... i think Y2J deserves another appreciation thread for givin Mitchell Cole the buisness. Cole looked like he was gonna cry.:rofl:

[Londoner]

GM is definitely the rock, HHH wouldn't be like this!

[Londoner]

TAP YA FUCKING BITCH

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ClockShot]

Whoa.

[Londoner]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Corndad]

Damn that was strong. The last two segments have made up for that stupid Song and Dance shit.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice ending with the reverse hurricanrana into a Walls.

Almost dropped Kidd on his head though with the move.

[ClockShot]

THAT'S PETE ROSE!

[Londoner]

LOL PETE

[Londoner]

GAWD ALMIGHTY

[Poit]

... wow.

[Corndad]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen lol

[bigslimjj]

Was that cage match escape only? If they would have pinned Jericho would it have been over? How the hell did DHS just get out of the match? Did he eliminate himself? Wouldn't that give jericho the advantage? My head hurts now.

[ClockShot]

Joker in the house.

[BizarroKing]

Regaldust!

[Poit]

Goldust is really getting into his role. He's even walking around like Regal. :D

[Londoner]

brass knucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Poit]

Power of the punch!

[ClockShot]

BRASS KNUCKS!

[Londoner]

I JUST MARKED OUT

[BizarroKing]

Well....OK

[VSG]

That was the best comedy segment in a long while.

[MrMyc]

Ortons wristbands are back

[Corndad]

So what titles don't have matches for the PPV yet?

[SuperSlim]

I have to say... Regal as Goldust was good. Goldust as Regal was good. Regal is the man. The End.

:D

[What Would Kevin Do?]

With Regal's comedy stuff lately, are they trying to slowly turn him face?

[Londoner]

With Regal's comedy stuff lately, are they trying to slowly turn him face?

nah

[BizarroKing]

So what titles don't have matches for the PPV yet?

Tag titles, since WWE doesn't give a s**t about those belts.

[VSG]

Is a pillow fight PG?

[Londoner]

rko cena through a table

please

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>So was Darren Young's involvement last week just an excuse to remind everybody that he's on the roster? Definitely thought we'd be getting Barrett/Young tonight.</font>

[Corndad]

Darren Young will be main evening High School Gyms in 5 years lol

[ClockShot]

I'm falling asleep. Let's get this thing started already.

[bigslimjj]

Goldust is in the best ring shape I've seen him in...ever. i think someone's listening to his little brother's grooming tips.
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[Johnny Vegas]

Cena/Orton is definitely going to be WrestleMania's ME this year. Both are just too big and will give a new fresh "face v. face" ME.

[Corndad]

That was a DDT King.

[ClockShot]

Just as I predicted.

[Corndad]

Gabriel has really taken over the 2nd in command role of Nexus after Skip got hurt.

[Londoner]

shock horror

[Londoner]

RKO THROUGH A TABLE?

[Londoner]

NAH GONNA BE FU

[Londoner]

boring

[Londoner]

WHAT

[ClockShot]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fignuts]

Not gonna lie, that was pretty great.

[Juan]

lol what a mess. i loved it, but seems like the whole thing was kind of rushed.

[McLegend]

Orton is awesome.

[Corndad]

Well Orton isn't winning Sunday lol

[VSG]

Orton still hit the table first.