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MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:12 AM
All the ladies in the house
Just want me to click their mouse
Cuz when I'm on the internet
I make their panties wet.... *pause*
And as they sit at their computer
And they sit on my sex-shooter
They can surf through cyberspace
And I'll UPLOAD right in their FACEEE...


http://i54.tinypic.com/kbrgyg.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/jrv6er.jpg
MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:15 AM
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MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:19 AM
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MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:22 AM
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MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:23 AM
'the quintessential muffstuffer'
MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:24 AM
'delivers more package than UPS'
MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:28 AM
'I'm like the middle of the litter box...I'm always surrounded by pussy'
MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:30 AM
'I'm here in Chicago for Anarchy Rulz and some pretty young thing watches at home and drools and I know shes got the skills and I know shes got the tools to give her oral massage to my family jewels'
MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:32 AM
'You'll marvel at my size as I put it between your thighs'
MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:33 AM
"she was from michigan, right here in battle creek. I've been with a few wild ones in my time but this one was a freak. I thought it'd last 20 minutes but it lasted half a week! and I laid so much damn pipe, I thought she sprung a leak"
MoFo
09-16-2010, 10:35 AM
JJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL


GGGEEEERRRRRRRTTTTNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Volare
09-16-2010, 10:40 AM
Is this your attempt to build up your post count?
MoFo
09-16-2010, 11:04 AM
homage to Joel Gertner
Volare
09-16-2010, 11:06 AM
But...you're the only one in here posting shit.
bigslimjj
09-16-2010, 11:51 AM
He said one time about Big Dick Dudley- "This man ripped a 42 year old women in half,and then made love to a set of 21 year old twins!" lol. Genius.
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-16-2010, 12:12 PM
The Sexual Intellectual was Cyrus The Virus not Gertner.
Wishbone
09-16-2010, 12:30 PM
MoFo I have to know who is that girl in your sig?
Rollermacka
09-16-2010, 01:18 PM
MoFo I have to know who is that girl in your sig?

I did one of these awhile ago. Then again, you cant treally get tired Of Joel Gertner.

Side note, Wishbone I wanna those are pics of Rosie O'Donnell :shifty:
MoFo
09-16-2010, 02:35 PM
MoFo I have to know who is that girl in your sig?


Upper - Jessica-Jane Clement from 'The Real Hustle'. She has big tats and has had a boob job since that pic as well.

Lower - Megan Fox, obvs.
BizarroKing
09-16-2010, 02:47 PM
Joel "I got kicked out of my classes for staring at the girls asses!" Gertner!
whiteyford
09-16-2010, 02:58 PM
you cant really get tired Of Joel Gertner.


:yes:
Destro 2.0
09-16-2010, 09:13 PM
How about lets not......
RiX1024
09-17-2010, 06:14 AM
Joel Gertner equals legend.
Rollermacka
09-30-2011, 11:58 PM
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For those who think TNA is bad today, Joel Gertner was in early TNA as a manager of an openly GAY tag team. :wtf: Let that sink in, they had Joel Gertner on the payroll and they have Don West and Ed Ferrara doing commentary :nono:
St. Jimmy
10-01-2011, 12:08 AM
TNA back then was awesome. You shut your whore mouth.
Rollermacka
10-01-2011, 12:13 AM
TNA back then was awesome. You shut your whore mouth.

... Im gonna say you were a Rainbow Express fan? Or were you more along the lines of Sports Entertainment Extreme fan (get it? The initials spell SEX, Russo is soo creative :D)
Gertner
10-01-2011, 09:41 AM
I appreciate the good words about me. thank you all.