Top 5 in WWE Most Likely to test dirty on the wellness policy?

[CWK]

Pick the top 5 names in WWE right now that you would bet the house on that they would 100% for sure fail a WWE drug test. If they were tested right now.

Note, it can be for any of their banned substances.

[CWK]

1. John Cena
2. Matt Hardy
3. Skip Sheffield
4. Undertaker
5. Triple H

[thedamndest]

1) Cena
2) Otunga
3) Skip
4) Zeke Jackson
5) Vince McMahon

[Triple Naitch]

1. Skip Sheffield
2. Jamie Keys
3. One of the Uso Brothers
4. Dolph Ziggler
5. Luke Gallows

[bigslimjj]

Roids-Chris masters, Skippy Sheffield, Mason Ryan(FCW,but it's sooo obvious I posted it)Other substances-Matt Hardy, C.M. Punk(Not really, but wouldn't that be messed up?), and Hornswoggle is on the crystal meth I think.

[Lock Jaw]

Hornswoggle is on Anti-Growth Hormones.

[Wishbone]

Matt Hardy is the only one at this particular moment I'd be willing to bet on

[XCaliber]

5. Triple H
4. Ezekiel Jackson
3. John Cena
2. David Otunga
1. Skip Sheffield

[Furious Beardsley]

Matt Hardy
Wade Barrett
Otunga
HHH
Masters

[Vastardikai]

1. David Otunga
2. Alex Riley
3. John Morrison
4. Matt Hardy
5. Chris Masters

I didn't include any top names because they'd have cycled off already, as the office would have informed them a couple weeks ago. I didn't include Skip because of the broken leg. He's going to have perscriptions for shit.

Mostly everyone on my list will piss hot for painkillers. The exception, obviously, being Otunga. Yes, I said Otunga. Masters is more likely on painkillers than roids.

[dhellova guy]

Josh Matthews. And I think Michael Cole is on crack.

[Innovator]

-Matt Hardy
-Cena
-Sheffield
-Sheamus
-Otunga

Morrison and Cena are probably on HGH but you can't test unless it's a blood test, dunno if the wellness policy does blood testing

[Doc Brown]

Matt Hardy
Wade Barrett
Otunga
HHH
Masters

I would only take Wade Barrett off that list, he is just a big dude, nothing really stands out about his look. He's not super ripped or over the top conditioned.

[Kane Knight]

Trips and Cena won't fail a WP test. I'm betting they have prescriptions for whatever they're on, and WWE wouldn't risk losing their fave guys to a fair shake.

If we're talking who's on drugs, however,

Cena
Triple H
Orton
Punk
Vickie Guerrero (probably what caused that stroke that screwed up her speech)

[jskinnyg]

Nice Vickie comment Swiss I love it...

If thee WWE didn't do the test themselves the top 5 might be...
Cena
Trips
Johnny Morrison
Skip Sheffield
Otunga the Piece

[MoFo]

CENA
Orton
Ziggler
R-Truth
Matt Hardy (def. not steroids, but other shit)

[Kane Knight]

Did Swiss post in this thread?

[Volare]

I think he called YOU Swiss.







:rofl:

[Destro 2.0]

I am going to make a list called The Top 5 in WWE who will make a top 5 list.