View Full Version : Top 5 Wrestling Moves that would end a fight in real life
Swiss Ultimate
09-19-2010, 06:40 PM
1. Armbar
2. Armbar
3. Armbar
4. Armbar
5. Piledriver
Your turn.
Punch
Kick
Elbow
Knee
Headbutt
Next Big Thing
09-19-2010, 06:49 PM
Low blow
Swiss Ultimate
09-19-2010, 06:50 PM
Punches
Kicks
Elbows
Knees
Headbutts
Fixed,
The Pope
09-19-2010, 06:50 PM
Eye Poke
Cool King
09-19-2010, 06:51 PM
Power of the Punch. :shifty:
Lock Jaw
09-19-2010, 06:56 PM
1. The Worm
2. Ballin'
3. Five Knuckle Shuffle
4. People's Elbow
5. Boom Drop
The Pope
09-19-2010, 07:00 PM
Homicide's fork stabs
SOCCER LEGS
09-19-2010, 07:09 PM
shooting someone with a gun
Gertner
09-19-2010, 07:18 PM
Moss covered three handled family credenza
rated rjo
09-19-2010, 07:21 PM
The Cobra.
Perry Saturn
09-19-2010, 07:31 PM
stfu :shifty:
Razzamajazz
09-19-2010, 07:34 PM
GORE!!!!! GORE!!!! GORE!!!!
dronepool
09-19-2010, 07:39 PM
If actually can DDT someone.... it should work- I think. What about the Tazmission? Isn't that apparently a 'deadly choke'?
Skippord
09-19-2010, 07:44 PM
The Attitude Adjustment
Destro 2.0
09-19-2010, 07:46 PM
DDT
Euranage
The Fugitive
09-19-2010, 08:17 PM
If actually can DDT someone.... it should work- I think. What about the Tazmission? Isn't that apparently a 'deadly choke'?
It's a kata-ha-jime, which without going too heavy into it, pushes against the carotid artery. Being a blood choke, it's extremely effective when applied properly, knocking a person out in less than 10 seconds. Apply the choke on any longer and you're further starving the brain, risking serious damage or death.
I would be amused to see a list of 'deadly chokes' and 'non-deadly chokes'.
Testicle
09-19-2010, 08:45 PM
Ya, the Tazzmission is pretty legit.
Front face lock is always a fight ender.
Eklipse
09-19-2010, 09:52 PM
Powerbomb ftw!
KayfabeMan
09-19-2010, 09:59 PM
Crippler Crossface
Razzamajazz
09-19-2010, 10:48 PM
sleeper hold
Perry Saturn
09-19-2010, 10:49 PM
shooting someone with a gun
that is not a wrestling move
Razzamajazz
09-19-2010, 10:57 PM
chavo shot hornswoggle with the t shirt launcher
Furious Beardsley
09-19-2010, 11:05 PM
that is not a wrestling move
Brian Pillman almost used it against stone cold
rated rjo
09-19-2010, 11:08 PM
If actually can DDT someone.... it should work- I think. What about the Tazmission? Isn't that apparently a 'deadly choke'?
DDT
Euranage
I don't think a DDT would hurt anyone in real life. I mean, that's what I learned from John Cena. Isn't that true? Have I been deceived?
:wtf::roll:
Supreme Olajuwon
09-19-2010, 11:09 PM
Brian Pillman almost used it against stone cold
yeah but it was non sanctioned
gotta know the difference
Lock Jaw
09-19-2010, 11:17 PM
chavo shot hornswoggle with the t shirt launcher
Miz did that.
Perry Saturn
09-19-2010, 11:18 PM
Brian Pillman almost used it against stone cold
but he didnt therefore its not a move
Miz did that.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/miznutshothornswagglefr.gif
Wishbone
09-19-2010, 11:22 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/miznutshothornswagglefr.gif
lol groin shot to a midget that's what pro-wrasslin' is all about :rofl:
Schlomey
09-19-2010, 11:24 PM
has anyone said "fishhook" yet?
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:VUJJaKn2Dg660M:http://images.quickblogcast.com/2/4/0/5/4/254462-245042/gold_ajfishhook.jpg?a=78&t=1
Kapoutman
09-19-2010, 11:35 PM
If I ever get in a fight, I'm going for a Canadian Destroyer. The fucker is not getting up.
DInsaneOne
09-19-2010, 11:35 PM
jillian's singing
Schlomey
09-19-2010, 11:43 PM
jillian's singing
Matt Striker tonight: "Jillian still works here?" :rofl::rofl::rofl:
FourFifty
09-19-2010, 11:49 PM
Khali's back drop.
Benoit's choke hold.
New Jack's (insert anything here).
Stickman
09-20-2010, 12:12 AM
sleeper hold
This
Volare
09-20-2010, 02:44 AM
Futureshock DDT. Think about it, you get their head under your arms enough and drop all your weight down, the person's head is gonna meet hard ground.
http://i33.tinypic.com/2mouwyr.gif
James Steele
09-20-2010, 02:53 AM
Sledgehammer
http://www.wrestlingwiththetruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/041706hhh5.jpg
Pretty fucking effective!
Volare
09-20-2010, 02:54 AM
Should have known you were going to go there. You win this round sir.
MaxPower
09-20-2010, 08:05 AM
lol groin shot to a midget that's what pro-wrasslin' is all about :rofl:
When I saw that on tv the first time I had to rewind it at least ten times......A DDT is actually effective if your able to use their momentum and your weight on them
Bad Company
09-20-2010, 08:07 AM
The correct title to this thread is "Best finisher in a real fight". Cheers for butchering a classic.
sleeper hold
That's about the only legit submission move I can think of to be applied in a street fight. This includes variations as well.
People have used the figure 4 leg lock to torture enemy combatants to get info off them, but I doubt you can do it in a street fight. :shifty:
Swiss Ultimate
09-20-2010, 09:28 AM
The correct title to this thread is "Best finisher in a real fight". Cheers for butchering a classic.
You misunderstand the point of this thread. I'm talking about moves that have basically been turned into mid-match moves at best. In a match there are all sorts of moves that won't even get you a 2 count but, in real life would end a fight legitimately in seconds.
This isn't about how awesome match finishers are cool to see in a brawl...completely different thread.
People have used the figure 4 leg lock to torture enemy combatants to get info off them, but I doubt you can do it in a street fight. :shifty:
What?
Ya, in fact its usage was so popular at one point that former soldiers-turned-novelists used it as a device in many books. Robert Ludlum comes to mind immediately, for one.
Swiss Ultimate
09-20-2010, 09:37 AM
The Bourne Royal Rumble is my favorite book ever.
The one where he eliminates 29 other Soviets to face off against evil mid-east terrorist honcho at WrestleBang?
Swiss Ultimate
09-20-2010, 09:45 AM
Yes, that one.
Swiss Ultimate
09-20-2010, 10:01 AM
That's about the only legit submission move I can think of to be applied in a street fight. This includes variations as well.
People have used the figure 4 leg lock to torture enemy combatants to get info off them, but I doubt you can do it in a street fight. :shifty:
Sleeper hold should always be countered by jaw-breakers.
What if the assailant is behind the target and pulling the target's head behind as he applies the sleeper? Unless the target manages to twist around and use the hands or the feet, it is tough to get out. If the assailant manages to hook the sleeper around one of the target's arms in a Tazzmission variant, it gets all the more difficult.
Executioner
09-20-2010, 10:14 AM
Big Show's Knockout Punch :shifty:
The Jayman
09-20-2010, 11:03 AM
The Brogue Kick
Swiss Ultimate
09-20-2010, 11:33 AM
I think a back-breaker could probably really hurt someone if done legitimately.
El Fangel
09-20-2010, 11:34 AM
The Peoples Elbow
Swiss Ultimate
09-20-2010, 12:11 PM
I don't imagine someone dropping an elbow onto my solar-plexis would feel very good.
Next Big Thing
09-20-2010, 12:15 PM
crossface
bigslimjj
09-20-2010, 12:53 PM
Anything Blackman does ever. Times 5.
Swiss Ultimate
09-20-2010, 01:00 PM
Blackman knows martial arts, dude.
The Jayman
09-20-2010, 01:01 PM
Blackman IS martial arts, bro.
Volare
09-20-2010, 01:02 PM
Blackman would end a fight before it would even start with the Gaze of Doom!
Beauser
09-20-2010, 01:03 PM
Rikishi's Stinkface?
Ya, in fact its usage was so popular at one point that former soldiers-turned-novelists used it as a device in many books. Robert Ludlum comes to mind immediately, for one.
Did they call it Figure 4 Leg Lock?
The Jayman
09-20-2010, 01:21 PM
it was a Book End
Did they call it Figure 4 Leg Lock?
Yup.
jskinnyg
09-20-2010, 02:00 PM
Powerbomb ftw!
Yeah, that would pretty much do it... And add a table for effect...
Gertner
09-20-2010, 05:34 PM
Lol my sig is fantastic
Anyways, popping somas. That seems to work.
Blue Demon
09-20-2010, 05:37 PM
Pearl River plunge :shifty:
Rollermacka
09-20-2010, 06:29 PM
Ric Flair's Testicular claw.
Nuff said
BizarroKing
09-20-2010, 06:32 PM
5-Spear
4-Cattle Mutilation
3-Jackhammer
2-Pedigree
1-Canadian Destroyer
The Punt could pretty much kill you irl. But that's not the point of the thread...
Swiss Ultimate
09-21-2010, 02:58 PM
The Punt could pretty much kill you irl. But that's not the point of the thread...
Not off-topic at all. Yes, it was treated as a "finisher" but, kicking someone in the temple would definitely end a fight in real life. I just don't see someone just sitting there for the long drawn-out set-up.
Joe Kerr
09-21-2010, 03:14 PM
a shot from Janice
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