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Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 02:59 PM
Alright, hopefully this will put an end to the thousands of threads we get about the anonymous GM each week. I have, from the very beginning, said that it was me, but for some reason the TPWW Universe doesn't believe me.

So now is your chance to ask all the questions you want to ask. I will answer them to the best of my ability.

Go.
Nark Order
09-30-2010, 03:00 PM
Would you consider yourself a "Lethal Weapon", so to speak?
McLegend
09-30-2010, 03:07 PM
How many words per minute can you type? Is it north of 6,000 wpm?

Also do you honestly watch every segment/match on raw?
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 03:09 PM
Would you consider yourself a "Lethal Weapon", so to speak?

I do not consider myself a "Lethal Weapon", but I do possess a "Lethal Weapon".
Londoner
09-30-2010, 03:12 PM
Why did you add John Morrison to the US title match and then disagree with the decision when on the raw thread? HMMMMMM?
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 03:12 PM
How many words per minute can you type? Is it north of 6,000 wpm?

Also do you honestly watch every segment/match on raw?

1) I haven't "clocked" how fast I can type. I think it is pretty fast.

2) Yes. Yes, I do.
Ermaximus
09-30-2010, 03:13 PM
Do you plan to punish Edge and make him wrestle Heath Slater on Superstars for the next month for destroying your laptop?
McLegend
09-30-2010, 03:13 PM
1) I haven't "clocked" how fast I can type. I think it is pretty fast.

2) Yes. Yes, I do.

Fascinating... Do you alwys/evr watch Smackdown?
Londoner
09-30-2010, 03:14 PM
Why do you hate Edge???
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 03:14 PM
Why did you add John Morrison to the US title match and then disagree with the decision when on the raw thread? HMMMMMM?

At the end of the day I still work for Vince McMahon, and occasionally he will make the call, and I can do nothing but institute it.
Londoner
09-30-2010, 03:15 PM
At the end of the day I still work for Vince McMahon, and occasionally he will make the call, and I can do nothing but institute it.

:shifty:
BizarroKing
09-30-2010, 03:15 PM
1-Do you start every email with "And I quote" or is that just Cole?

2-Why do you have Cole read the emails?
Londoner
09-30-2010, 03:17 PM
I bet LJ is wishing he never started this thread now with my 'tough' questions.
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 03:24 PM
Do you plan to punish Edge and make him wrestle Heath Slater on Superstars for the next month for destroying your laptop?

Meh. Wasn't MY laptop. I'm currently writing on my laptop. The laptop that was destroyed belongs to the WWE, which they can easily replace.
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 03:25 PM
Fascinating... Do you alwys/evr watch Smackdown?

I try to watch Smackdown as often as I can, but more times than not I am not home on Friday Nights.
RatedGSuperstar
09-30-2010, 03:28 PM
Bret Hart: whiny little bitch, or whiniest little bitch?
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 03:30 PM
Why do you hate Edge???

I don't hate Edge. I am a fan of crazy deranged Edge. He was better, and he can be better again... with my help!

I am pushing him... leading him... *dramatic pause* OVER THE EDGE!

Soon he will snap and go banana on the WWE Universe once more.
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 03:31 PM
1-Do you start every email with "And I quote" or is that just Cole?

2-Why do you have Cole read the emails?

1) That is just Cole. If I wrote it down, he'd probably just say it twice.

2) He has such a lovely voice.
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 03:31 PM
Bret Hart: whiny little bitch, or whiniest little bitch?

#2
thedamndest
09-30-2010, 03:33 PM
Bring back A-Train. That is all.
Ermaximus
09-30-2010, 03:33 PM
Why haven't you written Steve Blackman (yourself) into any title matches yet?
Londoner
09-30-2010, 03:34 PM
I don't hate Edge. I am a fan of crazy deranged Edge. He was better, and he can be better again... with my help!

I am pushing him... leading him... *dramatic pause* OVER THE EDGE!

Soon he will snap and go banana on the WWE Universe once more.

You're not as fast at typing as you seem to be on Raw. :mad:
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 03:37 PM
Why haven't you written Steve Blackman (yourself) into any title matches yet?

I don't have hiring/firing ability (unless approved by Vinnie Mac), I just work with what I have.

Plus we all know that Steve Blackman stepped aside from the wrestling world, and always denied all world title matches because he was a humble man who wanted to give other competitors even a shred of hope.
Volare
09-30-2010, 03:48 PM
How dare you allow Jericho vs Orton!! Thanks to you we no longer have Y2J.
BizarroKing
09-30-2010, 03:57 PM
Do you have a beef with the Nexus?
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 04:10 PM
Do you have a beef with the Nexus?

I do not have a beef with the Nexus.
XL
09-30-2010, 04:16 PM
Is it fair for you to book in TPWW's Armchair Warfare: Season 2 given that you have experience running the top wrestling show in the world?
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 04:28 PM
Is it fair for you to book in TPWW's Armchair Warfare: Season 2 given that you have experience running the top wrestling show in the world?

ALL'S FAIR IN WARFARE!!! :mad:
Snowden
09-30-2010, 04:33 PM
Tell us how you ACTUALLY feel about Sheamus.
Next Big Thing
09-30-2010, 04:44 PM
Do you and Matt Hardy ever message each other on AIM while Raw is taking place? Are you Matt Hardy?
BizarroKing
09-30-2010, 04:45 PM
Are you and Triple H in cahoots?
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 04:58 PM
Tell us how you ACTUALLY feel about Sheamus.

I think he's a nice fella.
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 04:59 PM
Do you and Matt Hardy ever message each other on AIM while Raw is taking place? Are you Matt Hardy?

I am not Matt Hardy. Thankfully neither he or Matthew Hardy have my contact info, or else Matt would be constantly IMing me.
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 05:04 PM
Are you and Triple H in cahoots?

No, we are not. Triple H does not use the internet.
Londoner
09-30-2010, 05:05 PM
No, we are not. Triple H does not use the internet.

His nose would get in the way of him typing.
Next Big Thing
09-30-2010, 05:22 PM
Are you required by contract to book Divas in matches?
Troelar
09-30-2010, 05:59 PM
If you're the secret GM, then who the hell have I been sending emails to every Monday?
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 06:02 PM
Are you required by contract to book Divas in matches?

Yeah, generally supposed to have at least one match. Even if I didn't have to, I probably still would. When would people go to the bathroom otherwise?
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 06:05 PM
If you're the secret GM, then who the hell have I been sending emails to every Monday?

Gertner's Girlfriend?
Londoner
09-30-2010, 06:07 PM
What the fuck excuses have you got for that god awful computer voice?
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 06:15 PM
What the fuck excuses have you got for that god awful computer voice?

It was a robotic computer voice. That's how they sound.
Londoner
09-30-2010, 06:39 PM
Lies.
Tazz Dan
09-30-2010, 07:13 PM
Why haven't you dropped your name at any stage on Raw? I mean, you've told us who you are already so what's the harm in getting Cole to say Lock Jaw? It would be an 'inside' gag nobody else would get... OR ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING???
XL
09-30-2010, 07:25 PM
To prove you are actually the GM, this week on Raw I dare you to interrupt a heated exchange between wrestlers to book them in a match later in the night. Then we'll see if you're legit :shifty:.
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 07:27 PM
Why haven't you dropped your name at any stage on Raw? I mean, you've told us who you are already so what's the harm in getting Cole to say Lock Jaw? It would be an 'inside' gag nobody else would get... OR ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING???

Because if I drop it on RAW it suddenly becomes "real". Right now the majority of the TPWW Universe does not believe 100% I am the Anonymous GM. I'm just "some guy on the net".

If I confirm it on RAW, soon the TPWW Universe is on fire... but it doesn't stop there. Soon enough, Ryan Clark reports the truth... and then BAM. Its all over the internet. I'll have completely ruined the storyline. I'll have probably ruined TPWW as well, because we'd get like 10,000 newbs coming to talk to me.
Next Big Thing
09-30-2010, 07:38 PM
Do you feel sad every time you see Khali in a wrestling ring... in a match.... trying to actually.... wrestle?

Are Evan Bourne and Mark Henry the new ebony and ivory?

How long before HHH gets the strap back?
bigslimjj
09-30-2010, 08:17 PM
Are there any other wrestlers on the RAW roster that have "The crazy eyes?" Are you one of Triple H's daughters? Cause it seems like RAW is being run by two year olds.
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 08:47 PM
Do you feel sad every time you see Khali in a wrestling ring... in a match.... trying to actually.... wrestle?

Are Evan Bourne and Mark Henry the new ebony and ivory?

How long before HHH gets the strap back?

1) I don't remember the last time Khali tried to wrestle.

2) Yes.

3) I wouldn't know.
Lock Jaw
09-30-2010, 08:49 PM
Are there any other wrestlers on the RAW roster that have "The crazy eyes?" Are you one of Triple H's daughters? Cause it seems like RAW is being run by two year olds.

1) I'm not sure what you are asking here. Edge, Orton, Sheamus, and Skip Seffield have been known to do the "crazy eyes" thing.

2) No. No I am not.
The Pope
10-01-2010, 01:19 AM
I need to dye my hair with gold highlights again. What do you think?
Lock Jaw
10-01-2010, 01:21 AM
I say go for it. It will cement your heel status for sure.
SlickyTrickyDamon
10-02-2010, 10:22 PM
Did WWE pick up an extended warranty on the next laptop?
Xero
10-02-2010, 10:23 PM
Can you rehire JR? Just add him as a third, I know you need your butt buddy in the booth.
Lock Jaw
10-02-2010, 10:54 PM
Did WWE pick up an extended warranty on the next laptop?

I wouldn't know. I would imagine not, given how often things break or are broken in the WWE.

Can you rehire JR? Just add him as a third, I know you need your butt buddy in the booth.

I have already stated that I do not have hiring/firing abilities (unless approved by Vinnie Mac).
Next Big Thing
10-03-2010, 10:56 AM
If Linda McMahon approached you and told you that you had to fuck her brains out or else she would have you fired, would you swallow your pride and do it?
bigslimjj
10-03-2010, 11:32 AM
1) I'm not sure what you are asking here. Edge, Orton, Sheamus, and Skip Seffield have been known to do the "crazy eyes" thing.

2) No. No I am not.On Raw the GM told Edge he had the "Crazy Eyes" before he broke the laptop. The GM said it just before he said "Stop him Cole"lol.