Official WWE Hell in a Cell Thread (Now 100% CM Punk Free!)

[RatedGSuperstar]

Nexus mutiny!

[erickman]

Edge and Swagger are both awesome talents are frankly they deserve better than some thrown together match. I like that they're getting some time to perform on PPV, but it wouldn't have been hard to book it over the course of 2 weeks of programming.

so is edge geting a face push right now? monday he attacks the raw gm computer then fri he is a face against swagger.

[VSG]

Trusting Otunga is a big :nono:

[RawRocks]

I sense they attack Cena before the match even starts .. unless its a ploy by Cena

[rated rjo]

Please let Nexus win, for the sake of good writing, let them win...

You screwed it up with Rey and the SES. Don't screw this up too.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Wow, actual heat for Nexus.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

ONE MORE MATCH BEFORE LAYLA!

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/15898282

[wwe2222]

how do you guys know where to watch these things, ive never used a stream before

[SOCCER LEGS]

anyone got a working stream now?

[rated rjo]

So Taker and Kane will close... Something big is going to go down in that match.

[Emperor Smeat]

What if the plan for Nexus this whole time was to make Cena join them and then "corrupt" him since the announcers seem to be hinting how Cena is the image of the WWE.

If Cena joins Nexus then it would prove Nexus really is in charge of not just RAW but the WWE since Barrett has been able to get a lot of favors from unknown people in the WWE.

[RawRocks]

Nexus at ringside

[Executioner]

I feel like the finish could be Nexus attacking Barrett to get Cena DQed.

[RawRocks]

What if Cena is Nexus.. Barrett is casted out

[SOCCER LEGS]

I feel like the finish could be Nexus attacking Barrett to get Cena DQed.

i second that

[Shadrick]

Nah if Nexus gets involved at all, Cena wins.

[bigslimjj]

anyone got a good stream? can i get a pm.

[BizarroKing]

I feel like the finish could be Nexus attacking Barrett to get Cena DQed.

That could be lame...UNLESS Cena is actually leading them...

[Fox]

lol that Ginger is the opposite of intimidating

[RawRocks]

WTF

[RawRocks]

Total fucking chaos at ringside

[Executioner]

CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fox]

oh no...

[bigslimjj]

where's the best place to find a stream?couldn't get one on google.

[Nark Order]

Wade Bay-hut

[Fox]

lol omg Striker!!!

[SOCCER LEGS]

darren young interference?

[Fox]

"The cheers for Cena are coming from the girls and the little kids, the cheers for Barrett are coming from the guys!"

[rated rjo]

I wanted it to end there!!!!!

[RawRocks]

what a match

[SOCCER LEGS]

gay

[Skippord]

damn

[Nark Order]

WADE KICKS OUT!

[YoungFlyFlashy]

Wade's hair gel is insane, I wonder if he uses LA Looks...

[rated rjo]

Is everyone immune to finishers all of a sudden tonight?

[Ultra Mantis]

mad kick outs tonight

[Juan]

wow great match so far

[SOCCER LEGS]

thank god

[Skippord]

what happens in the event of a tie?

[YoungFlyFlashy]

This moment is defining Wade's career!

[RawRocks]

WTF

[Fox]

lol whoa

[Juan]

yessssssssss

[Nark Order]

YES!!!!!!!

[Executioner]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YoungFlyFlashy]

what happens in the event of a tie?

This isn't TNA.

[Skippord]

YES!!!!

[Juan]

lol this is awesome

[rated rjo]

YES, but what the hell just happened?

[Fox]

Awesome

[RatedGSuperstar]

lmao fake smarks attacking Cena!

[Aguakate]

what happens in the event of a tie?

...Cena joins NeXus, but it promptly disbands afterward.

[RawRocks]

FINALLY!

[Skippord]

NXT Season 2

[SOCCER LEGS]

YESSS

[YoungFlyFlashy]

JOHN CENA IS NEXUS!

[YoungFlyFlashy]

Those Nexus shirts are going to sell at an ALL TIME HIGH! WWESHOP.com is going to shut down tonight!

[VSG]

That was Hennig who distracted the ref and Husky who landed the head shot btw.

[Juan]

It was Husky Harris!

[SOCCER LEGS]

i thought that was a legit fan until the second guy nailed Cena

[Nark Order]

WAS THAT HUSKY?

[Executioner]

HUSKY!!!

[bigslimjj]

Supernexus!

[RawRocks]

so there are two other Nexus members

[Skippord]

yeah what did I fucking say?

[Juan]

THE END OF HULKAMANIA!!!

[Shadrick]

I feel like one of those guys running in actually wasn't staged.

....really?

[Nark Order]

Time to put on the black and yellow, tough guy.

[Juan]

I feel like one of those guys running in actually wasn't staged.

That was Hennig who distracted the ref and Husky who landed the head shot btw.

[Th3R0CKSays]

Why did the Announcers act like they didnt recognize Husky Harris.. Especially Cole and Stryker.. lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I completely bought Hennig's run in as legit, even after Husky hit Cena. Fantastic spot.

[rated rjo]

....really?

the first guy had me fooled.

[Cuzziebro]

My stream died about five mins ago, stupid uni server! Can someone quickly summarise what just happened to finish the Cena/Barett match?

[Juan]

Why did the Announcers act like they didnt recognize Husky Harris.. Especially Cole and Stryker.. lol

That's how they were told to react...?

[Th3R0CKSays]

Maybe Cena will come out wearing All Black tomorrow, with a Black Spray Painted Beard, and tell the Crowd on Raw to stick it.. lol

[SOCCER LEGS]

i love the expressions on the kids faces

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: something Otunga actually planned out worked

[Nark Order]

I completely bought Hennig's run in as legit, even after Husky hit Cena. Fantastic spot.

word

[Skippord]

John Cena are One

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I really think they'll just make it seem like it was two fans who cost Cena the match.

This starts Cena's "the fans all turned on me" heel run.

[rated rjo]

Congrats WWE.... You got one right.

[RawRocks]

Josh Matthews looking for The Undertaker

[Nark Order]

I really think they'll just make it seem like it was two fans who cost Cena the match.

This starts Cena's "the fans all turned on me" heel run.

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. One of them was clearly Husky though.

[VSG]

The divas are going to get creamed now by the fans.

[Shadrick]

Yessss, Hennig and Husky in Nexusssss

[rated rjo]

OH YEEEEEES!!!!!!!

[YoungFlyFlashy]

LAYLA!!!!

[BigCrippyZ]

Congrats WWE.... You got one right.

No they didn't. If you didn't see that shit coming you're a fucking moron. There was no surprise to it at all.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

No they didn't. If you didn't see that shit coming you're a fucking moron. There was no surprise to it at all.

Relax Vince Russo.

[SOCCER LEGS]

nexus ultra powerful now, i hope they do an nWo style takeover of raw where they take over the announce table and shit

[RawRocks]

No they didn't. If you didn't see that shit coming you're a fucking moron. There was no surprise to it at all.

The only surprise was Henig and Harris

[Nark Order]

No they didn't. If you didn't see that shit coming you're a fucking moron. There was no surprise to it at all.

You called before the match the Joe Hennig and Husky Harris would cost the match for Cena, after posing as fans?

[rated rjo]

No they didn't. If you didn't see that shit coming you're a fucking moron. There was no surprise to it at all.

Everyone says that shit after it happens, but the WWE has dropped the ball before, so yes I'm legit surprised that they're pulling the trigger with Cena.

[Fox]

They should have Wade Barrett psychologically guilt trip Cena about not being a team player and being the weak link of the team and being worthless to Nexus, until he rises up and beats the holy ever loving shit out of Randy Orton on RAW and goes all-out crazy amped up Cena heel.

[Destro 2.0]

I was thinking more along the lines of Cena versus Barrett being the main event so that there could be a big finish of some kind. Maybe to hype the importance of a Cena heel turn.

I understand now

[Lara Emily]

OMG the kids faces were amazing. They looked like they just found out Santa Clause wasn't real.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Even before that ending, that was a pretty solid match. Proof Cena can tell a good story in the ring if you give him the time.

[Ultra Mantis]

Tweeted by JoeyStyles
I am going to put on a Nexus shirt and armband and go drink the tears of John Cena fans

[Destro 2.0]

anyone got a good stream? can i get a pm.

No because your family tree goes straight up.

[BigCrippyZ]

Relax Vince Russo.

:lol: I'm not saying it was awful and won't work in the long run, it was just too predictable IMO. I can understand why kids would be shocked, but anyone over the age of 12-13 should've seen that coming all night.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

7 minute divas match coming up!

[SOCCER LEGS]

7 minute divas match coming up!

thats still 7 minutes more than they deserve

[RawRocks]

Piss Break!

[Cuzziebro]

Even before that ending, that was a pretty solid match. Proof Cena can tell a good story in the ring if you give him the time.

And give him a decent opponent!

[RawRocks]

calling it... Layla or McCool bumps one another and then the end of LayCool

[bigslimjj]

It sounds like there's like five people in the arena right now. You can almost hear tweens hearts breaking.

[rated rjo]

:lol: I'm not saying it was awful and won't work in the long run, it was just too predictable IMO. I can understand why kids would be shocked, but anyone over the age of 12-13 should've seen that coming all night.

And if Cena had won, we'd all be saying said how obvious it was that THAT was going to happen cuz its John "Fucking" Cena who almost never loses.

Never say something is set in stone with WWE because they will usually disappoint you.

[BigCrippyZ]

You called before the match the Joe Hennig and Husky Harris would cost the match for Cena, after posing as fans?

No, but I called that someone from Nexus would come in and cost Cena the match if he didn't just do a complete turn and join Nexus. What the hell is shocking about two "unknown" Nexus members dressed as fans coming in and costing Cena the match. Yeah, how original, maybe if you've never seen WWE before ever, but this happens every few weeks in someone's feud. That being said, I'm not saying I could have done any better, but I'm also not a writer for the WWE being paid to come up with something either.

[rated rjo]

That was a pretty good counter there.

[SOCCER LEGS]

worst sharpshooter ever

[Executioner]

LOL Striker...."Honestly who throws a shoe!"

[YoungFlyFlashy]

7 minute divas match coming up!

thats still 7 minutes more than they deserve

7 minutes later...10:10...not bad.

I :heart: Layla, she such a "HEEL"!

[VSG]

Lol at striker "She is a real heel"

[Aguakate]

...It's possible the WWE will do with Cena what they did with HBK when he had to join JBL...have him be almost like "forced" to stick with NeXus, until he somehow can "do away" with them.

[Skippord]

they got over Cena quick

[BizarroKing]

Lame ending

[rated rjo]

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Looks like Austin was right. Only a woman...

[RawRocks]

Taker vs Kane next

[BigCrippyZ]

And if Cena had won, we'd all be saying said how obvious it was that THAT was going to happen cuz its John "Fucking" Cena who almost never loses.

Never say something is set in stone with WWE because they will usually disappoint you.

Alright, I'll give you credit there. That's part of the problem though with the Superman gimmick IMO. I'm always expecting him to win now, unless there is some kind of outside interference. We can't just have a great match with a legit feel and finish to it.

[Lara Emily]

wtf the song of Nephlilim? From Xeno Saga? Weird. Or atleast a very good rip off of it.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

I really do hate how small they made the belt.

[RatedGSuperstar]

With Cena losing his match, Undertaker almost has to win this, right?

[RawRocks]

wonder if Paul Bearer will be allowed to be in the cell

[Fox]

Miz can still cash in on the winner of this match though, right?

[parkmania]

So, Taker wins to send folks home happy, right?

[Fox]

Nevermind

[Nark Order]

Miz can still cash in on the winner of this match though, right?

Good point. But it probably won't happen.

[parkmania]

Miz can still cash in on the winner of this match though, right?

Unless they change the rules, no. Miz's match is for the Raw belt only.

[rated rjo]

Alright, I'll give you credit there. That's part of the problem though with the Superman gimmick IMO. I'm always expecting him to win now, unless there is some kind of outside interference. We can't just have a great match with a legit feel and finish to it.

At least we agree that we're not gonna be hypocrites about it. :p

[YoungFlyFlashy]

Miz can still cash in on the winner of this match though, right?

Nevermind

Good point. But it probably won't happen.

Unless they change the rules, no. Miz's match is for the Raw belt only.

Thank you.

[rated rjo]

This match is gonna tear the house down.

[Shadrick]

Unless they change the rules, no. Miz's match is for the Raw belt only.

When Swagger won, he almost cashed it in on Cena. But was that because the was the Wrestlemania MITB match and not the PPV specific one?

[RawRocks]

and the match starts outside the cell

[BigCrippyZ]

At least we agree that we're not gonna be hypocrites about it. :p

I know, I know... I'm a failure at life.

[rated rjo]

Already off to a fast start.

Hells yes!

[RawRocks]

Paul Bearer is outside the cell

[YoungFlyFlashy]

When Swagger won, he almost cashed it in on Cena. But was that because the was the Wrestlemania MITB match and not the PPV specific one?

Yes.

[rated rjo]

When Swagger won, he almost cashed it in on Cena. But was that because the was the Wrestlemania MITB match and not the PPV specific one?

The matches at the MITB PPV were for brand specific cases. The match at WM was always for a general MITB cash in against the champ of either brand.

[Eklipse]

When Swagger won, he almost cashed it in on Cena. But was that because the was the Wrestlemania MITB match and not the PPV specific one?
That is correct.

[parkmania]

When Swagger won, he almost cashed it in on Cena. But was that because the was the Wrestlemania MITB match and not the PPV specific one?

Correct. The MITB PPV had a match for a Smackdown title shot (Kane won), and a match for a Raw title shot (Miz won). This is why Miz's briefcase is red. Kane's briefcase was blue - for the hour or so he held it.


Of course, if WWE doesn't mention that stipulation for a couple months, then it never existed and Miz COULD cash in on the SD belt if the storyline called for it.

[rated rjo]

The Mick Foley references have been coming out of the woodwork.

[RawRocks]

The WWE should have put the Cena match last.. the electricity and air is deflated in the arena

[YoungFlyFlashy]

When Swagger won, he almost cashed it in on Cena. But was that because the was the Wrestlemania MITB match and not the PPV specific one?

Yes.

The matches at the MITB PPV were for brand specific cases. The match at WM was always for a general MITB cash in against the champ of either brand.

That is correct.

Correct. The MITB PPV had a match for a Smackdown title shot (Kane won), and a match for a Raw title shot (Miz won). This is why Miz's briefcase is red. Kane's briefcase was blue - for the hour or so he held it.


Of course, if WWE doesn't mention that stipulation for a couple months, then it never existed and Miz COULD cash in on the SD belt if the storyline called for it.

Do we get it now?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Yeah, this crowd checked out once Cena lost. Not even sure a Taker win could pop them right now.

[Fox]

I agree with Striker that Kane is the more sadistic of the two brothers. He set JR on the fire, Tombstoned Linda McMahon, and killed Katie Vick for Christ's sake.

[parkmania]

So Taker's been in 11 HIAC matches before this. Isn't his record in them like 2-9 or something?

[YoungFlyFlashy]

The Mick Foley references have been coming out of the woodwork.

His book needs promotion, I guess WWE gets a piece of that check. Its even up on WWE.com.

[rated rjo]

Is Kane bleeding from the mouth?

[RawRocks]

God the crowd is dead

[parkmania]

The Mick Foley references have been coming out of the woodwork.

I think Vince is just making sure that WWE looks good in Foley biopic coming up.

[rated rjo]

His book needs promotion, I guess WWE gets a piece of that check. Its even up on WWE.com.

I know. It just doesn't cease to amaze me how far they keep pushing it. They really don't care about competition.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

So Taker's been in 11 HIAC matches before this. Isn't his record in them like 2-9 or something?

As of 2007 he was 4-4...pick it up from there.

[SOCCER LEGS]

His book needs promotion, I guess WWE gets a piece of that check. Its even up on WWE.com.

the WWE doesn't get a cent from his book. i think vince just realizes foley is a great guy who gave his life for the business and wants to do something nice for once in his life.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

I know. It just doesn't cease to amaze me how far they keep pushing it. They really don't care about competition.

Money over everything. :y:

[YoungFlyFlashy]

the WWE doesn't get a cent from his book. i think vince just realizes foley is a great guy who gave his life for the business and wants to do something nice for once in his life.

Sarcasm I hope?

[SOCCER LEGS]

nope

[bigslimjj]

I miss the six-pack HIAC. It had cool things..like action,drama,a truck full of guinea pig bedding. Ya know...the good stuff.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

nope

I am sure Vince gets something out of it, he has never done anything for free.

[rated rjo]

If someone doesn't go through the top of the cell or fly off of it tonight, I'm calling shenanigans!

[Fox]

Undertaker is 5-4-1 in Hell in the Cell matches.

A tag team HIAC match with UT and Stone Cold versus Mankind and Kane went to a no contest, and probably isn't counted by WWE.

[SOCCER LEGS]

I am sure Vince gets something out of it, he has never done anything for free.

what would make you think he gets something out of it? he didn't write the book and he's sure as hell not publishing it.

[RawRocks]

the punch exchange is the only thing waking this crowd up

[rated rjo]

botched last ride. Couldn't get the extra lift.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

:y:

[rated rjo]

kickout coming

[DInsaneOne]

still waiting for a run-in from the executioner (and yes i know terry gordy is dead)

[Th3R0CKSays]

Not really sure if I should have done that

[Supreme Olajuwon]

you shouldnt have

[RawRocks]

wow

[YoungFlyFlashy]

Paul is turning...im caling it!

[Th3R0CKSays]

sorry. lol

[Nark Order]

what

[rated rjo]

Well this is kind of cool

[parkmania]

Paul's gonna nail Taker with the urn.

[Th3R0CKSays]

Wow. How retarded is this shit

[Nark Order]

PAUL NO

[YoungFlyFlashy]

Paul is turning...im caling it!

:y:

[TGR]

YES!

[RawRocks]

Paul Bearer heel turn lol

[Nark Order]

Clusterfuck ending

[YoungFlyFlashy]

The whole ending looked botched...or is it just me?

[owenbrown]

LMFAO

[rated rjo]

SHENANIGANS!!!

Dammit.

[BizarroKing]

That was a little predictable but decent end.

[VSG]

lol.. Death by flashlight :lol:

[YoungFlyFlashy]

It seems fire was supposed to come out of that urn.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Fonzie_jumps_the_shark.PNG/300px-Fonzie_jumps_the_shark.PNG

[Th3R0CKSays]

Super Botched ending.

[SOCCER LEGS]

hmm interesting.

[Doc Brown]

As sure as the Tinman has a Sheet Metal cock, that was the worst ending I've ever seen in my life.

[Skippord]

that was odd

[rated rjo]

We only get one person on top of the cell all night and that was Randy Orton... alone... with his fucking title... celebrating.

SHENANIGANS TO HELL!

[YoungFlyFlashy]

Never thought I'd say that they went the wrong direction when putting the Undertaker in the main event. This should have been on earlier.

[Nark Order]

Well, at least Wade winning was cool.

[BollywoodSingh]

That was the lamest thing I've seen in a while. The whole thunder/lightning thing in the middle of the match is a little too ridiculous. I was hoping Taker would win so we could finally see the end of all the terrible Taker-Kane feuds over the years.

[rated rjo]

The cells weren't needed at all tonight. This was ridiculous for a themed PPV.

[RawRocks]

The life of the arena went kaput when Cena lost.. after that nobody gave two shits for the Undertaker/Kane match.

[Lara Emily]

lol.. Death by flashlight :lol:

I just txted my friend the exact same thing.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

It seems, Cena is needed in the business, wheater TPWW likes him or not.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

As mediocre as a lot of the PPV was, I'm not gonna let that spoil the awesomeness of the US title match and the Cena/Barrett match. Both of those made my night.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

WELP...Good night everyone. Good card up until the end.

[Lara Emily]

Decent PPV opening match was sick, Cena vs Barrett was sick, Orton vs Shamus didn't need HIAC but it was still a solid match. The rest was meh but over all pretty good.

[rated rjo]

The life of the arena went kaput when Cena lost.. after that nobody gave two shits for the Undertaker/Kane match.

I didn't think they were wrong at first, but they really got the booking wrong on this one. If Taker and Kane went on top of the cell, I think they could have got the crowd back. Without anyone really using the cell, they really should have just let the crowd go home distraught after Cena lost.

[RawRocks]

i am wondering if the size of that damn cell killed the atmosphere of the entire PPV

[bigslimjj]

Sooo glad I didn't pay for this shit. It was less entertaining then raw. After the first two matches it all went to hell. If your going to screw over two of the 3 biggest starts you have,then what sense does it make to have Orton on in the second match. Him standing on top of the cell is how you are susposed to end a fucking ppv,not be the lead up for Alberto Del Riioooooo to come out. This ppv gets a 2. Irritating,sloppy,stupid, and useless are the best words to describe it....except for the first two matches.

[VSG]

You guys are pathetic. It was a fantastic piece of entertainment, and if the ending didnt have you in chuckles you are dead inside. The sooner you realise you are paying for entertainment just as much as you are for wrestling, the better it gets.

[Destro 2.0]

i am wondering if the size of that damn cell killed the atmosphere of the entire PPV

No Bigslimjj did.

[RawRocks]

Sooo glad I didn't pay for this shit. It was less entertaining then raw. After the first two matches it all went to hell. If your going to screw over two of the 3 biggest starts you have,then what sense does it make to have Orton on in the second match. Him standing on top of the cell is how you are susposed to end a fucking ppv,not be the lead up for Alberto Del Riioooooo to come out. This ppv gets a 2. Irritating,sloppy,stupid, and useless are the best words to describe it....except for the first two matches.

You're an idiot. It was much better than you give credit. In fact I will say this, I did pay for the event and felt I got my money's worth of entertainment. All the matches were fairly decent in my opinion, even the last one. I may disagree with how the matches are arranged and how the storyline goes, it was fairly decent. These guys put there bodies on the line just like any other athlete, fake or real. They deserve your respect.

[Destro 2.0]

Sooo glad I didn't pay for this shit. It was less entertaining then raw. After the first two matches it all went to hell. If your going to screw over two of the 3 biggest starts you have,then what sense does it make to have Orton on in the second match. Him standing on top of the cell is how you are susposed to end a fucking ppv,not be the lead up for Alberto Del Riioooooo to come out. This ppv gets a 2. Irritating,sloppy,stupid, and useless are the best words to describe it....except for the first two matches.

You don't even know what good wrestling is.....

[Mr. C]

I called that as soon as Paul Bearer came back. At least now there’s continuity, but how could Bearer’s actions be treason in comparison to The Undertaker burying him in cement?

[Destro 2.0]

Thumbs up for the MIz losing but thumbs down because Alex Riley got featured in some compacity.
:y::n:

[bigslimjj]

Yea it was something to watch, but come on. Ill give credit to the Cena angle(Not the match),the triple threat,and Orton/Sheamus,but the rest was pretty shitty.

[Destro 2.0]

Yea it was something to watch, but come on. Ill give credit to the Cena angle(Not the match),the triple threat,and Orton/Sheamus,but the rest was pretty shitty.

Don't you look forward to TNA ripping off something from this PPV.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh my god Destro will you shut the fuck up

[Destro 2.0]

Oh my god Destro will you shut the fuck up

How is me feuding with this inbred mutant hurting you?

[bigslimjj]

You don't even know what good wrestling is.....It's not those gays you watch you mental midget.

[rob11]

It was an ok PPV. Agreed that Taker/Kane should not have been on last. I liked the Cena/Barrett match with an ending that didn't feature Cena winning via no sell. Bryan winning hopefully means Miz getting more into the main event. Not great but not bad.

[bigslimjj]

How is me feuding with this inbred mutant hurting you?take your pills dude.

[Destro 2.0]

It's not those gays you watch you mental midget.

I don't watch gays


I enjoy WWE,ROH,PWG,Chikara, and more except TNA because its shit.

[Destro 2.0]

It was an ok PPV. Agreed that Taker/Kane should not have been on last. I liked the Cena/Barrett match with an ending that didn't feature Cena winning via no sell. Bryan winning hopefully means Miz getting more into the main event. Not great but not bad.

So you would like to see Miz vs Orton?

[Destro 2.0]

take your pills dude.

Tell me how would have Vince Russo made this PPV better?


We all know he wouldn't have.......

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How is me feuding with this inbred mutant hurting you?

You're stealing oxygen that could go to worthwhile human beings.

[rob11]

So you would like to see Miz vs Orton?Eventually because it would be something different just like Cena losing and joining Nexus.

[Destro 2.0]

You're stealing oxygen that could go to worthwhile human beings.

Just remember the oxygen you breath has passed through Steve Buscemi's teeth at some point.

[bigslimjj]

Tell me how would have Vince Russo made this PPV better?


We all know he wouldn't have.......I haven't even mentioned TNA...at all. But since you brought it up Meg Griffin, I'd bet $20 that BFG will be better then this,and so will the live show on Thursday.

[Destro 2.0]

I haven't even mentioned TNA...at all. But since you brought it up Meg Griffin, I'd bet $20 that BFG will be better then this,and so will the live show on Thursday.

No it won't at all TNA hasn't had a good PPV from top to bottom in 5 years. I bet you can't wait for Hogan to come out after every match and give his seal of approval or How we will get Eric Bischoff coming out on camera and making allt he cameras focus on him.

What will the Main Event be Kevin Nash vs Hulk Hogan Finger Poke of Doom on a Pole match?

Old Classic for you.......

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[XL]

How is me feuding with this inbred mutant hurting you?
Dammit! I wish the TPWW bookers would put me in a fued with someone. I fear I may be getting the "creative have nothing for you" treatment. :roll:

[Destro 2.0]

Dammit! I wish the TPWW bookers would put me in a fued with someone. I fear I may be getting the "creative have nothing for you" treatment. :roll:

We are coming up with something for you but we are just waiting for the right moment.

[Lock Jaw]

Destro you should join the next season of Armchair Warfare

[CSL]

Dammit! I wish the TPWW bookers would put me in a fued with someone. I fear I may be getting the "creative have nothing for you" treatment. :roll:

Nah, you're being sent back to development

[XL]

If anyone is being sent back to development, it's you Mr "I-can't-be-bothered-to-fulfill-my-role-as-a-judge-for-Armchair-Warfare". :p

[Destro 2.0]

Destro you should join the next season of Armchair Warfare

Whats the purpose?

[Lock Jaw]

To book a better show than other TPWW members, and the WWE.

[CSL]

If anyone is being sent back to development, it's you Mr "I-can't-be-bothered-to-fulfill-my-role-as-a-judge-for-Armchair-Warfare". :p

I have 'Creative Control'!

[Destro 2.0]

To book a better show than other TPWW members, and the WWE.

It wouldn't matter how good I do because everyone hates me. But I know 100 percent that I can book a better show than Bigslimjj. So if the thread is made I will do it.

[XL]

To book a better show than other TPWW members, and the WWE.
I've sent all the VCW shows to WWE/TNA. Just waiting to hear back now...

[CSL]

I do not hate you Destro 2.0.

[XL]

It wouldn't matter how good I do because everyone hates me. But I know 100 percent that I can book a better show than Bigslimjj. So if the thread is made I will do it.
The shows are posted anominously, so that wouldn't be a problem. But you might wanna take a look at why you're hated and then do something about it?

[CSL]

So was this PPV better than the NEW YORK GIANTS bitchslapping the Bears?

[Destro 2.0]

The shows are posted anominously, so that wouldn't be a problem. But you might wanna take a look at why you're hated and then do something about it?

Dude it doesn't matter how hard I try the higher ups can never put the past behind them. So I just quit trying all together.

[XL]

Maybe you stop trashing TNA in every post? Especially when the topic isn't remotely related to TNA. Maybe.

[Destro 2.0]

Maybe you stop trashing TNA in every post? Especially when the topic isn't remotely related to TNA. Maybe.

Maybe Bigslimjj could learn his place and stop posting?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Maybe you could learn your place and lick my ballsack.

[bigslimjj]

It wouldn't matter how good I do because everyone hates me. But I know 100 percent that I can book a better show than Bigslimjj. So if the thread is made I will do it.I would book Destro in a match in CZW...so no one would watch him. Then the main event wold be his Mom in a handicapped match(Named after her son,cause of ya know...the retardation) vs 3 20 pound turkeys. His mom wins in a squash.Or should I say,one bite.

[Destro 2.0]

Maybe you could learn your place and lick my ballsack.

Dude what happened to you?

Ever since you went to the Nam you just haven't been the same....

[Destro 2.0]

I would book Destro in a match in CZW...so no one would watch him. Then the main event wold be his Mom in a handicapped match(Named after her son,cause of ya know...the retardation) vs 3 20 pound turkeys. His mom wins in a squash.O should I say,one bite.

So tell me what the fuck is so great about the Bound for Gayness card and the 100 people who are going to order and get there money back because they thought they were going to be ordering porn.

[Schlomey]

The Schlome Says....

Time to review HELL IN A CELL 2010



Welcome ladies and germs to another star studded extravaganza. Feels just like 2 weeks ago i wrote one of these...Oh wait...I did. Anywho, sit back and enjoy my take on HIAC Twenty Ten.


Match 1
United States Championship - Submissions Count Anywhere Match
Daniel Bryan vs Miz vs John Morrison

The discussion immediately goes to - Why is John Morrison in a submissions based match when he has barely used a rear chin lock? The answer? He is a park whore. Yes, you heard it here first. His park whoreness got him a spot in this match to add a touch of flash to an otherwise standard opener. So on to the match. I thought it was good but did not get anywhere near the rating that Bryan vs Miz got at the last event. The good thing here was the arena brawling. Typically, your resident good guy, Schlomey, cannot STAND arena brawling. It is always boring & cheesy looking in my eyes. They did a great job tonight I think. I was enjoying the submission by the Miz on Morrison using the hand rail in the crowd. Pretty innovative stuff. Morrison's park whore came in to play and provided a nice "holy poop" moment or two. Overall this match was pretty great and met my expectations for such a match type.

Winner & Still Champion: Daniel Bryan

MATCH RATING: 81 out of 100


Match 2
WWE Title Match - Hell In A Cell
Sheamus vs Randy Orton

I feared I knew how this match would play out before it even began. Flashbacks of last years Hell In A Cell PPV featuring John Cena vs Randy Orton began flooding my mind. Sadly I was right. Here we have a VERY boring match with little to no emotion or use of the sadistic structure. I mean come on, it might have been a good 1 on 1 match but given that this is supposed to be the "be all end all" of structures it would have helped to incorporate it into the match. The last 7 minutes of the match were actually pretty good. The emotional level increased and the close counts and big moves came out. Sadly to me that makes it a little to easy to call it a good match. Yea he kicked out of a guys finisher...that's dramatic ...but does not make the match good. That's the easy way out.

Winner & Still Champion: Randall Keith Orton

MATCH RATING: 44 out of 100


Match 3
Impromptu Singles Match
Jack Swagger vs Edge

The premise leading up to this match was lame. Having Del Rio come out and waste our time (and a lot of other peoples money) really bothers me on a PPV. All he did was recap all the shit we just saw 2 days ago and other stuff we have been beaten to death with for a month. Edge made the save and for some reason Swagger came out to confront Edge for his beatdown from Smackdown. So the match itself was really freaking good. PPV quality match with basically no build so I give both guys props for making a match of great interest with little to nothing to work with. Edge, who I feel has been "calling it in" since Wrestlemania, put on his best singles match since returning. Swaggers losing streak may continue but at least a good singles match made him look pretty great.

Winner: Edgeward

MATCH RATING: 78 out of 100


Match 4
Stipulations Match
John Cena vs Wade Barrett

Brace yourselves, TPWW...Match of the night belongs to........John......Cena. I think I just threw up a little. Anyways, the match was top notch. PROOF that you don't always have to like the wrestlers in a match as long as the writing is good enough to get someone invested. Some nice swerves and some pretty close calls made this match top notch. The finish, of course, is what made me smile my evil Jew Grinch smile.

Winner: Wade Barrett

MATCH RATING: 88 out of 100


Match 5
Divas Championship Match
Michelle McTaker vs Nattie Neidhart

I was impressed with the Diva tag match on Smackdown. Not going to lie. I was actually looking forward to this match. The action was good and very crisp for a change. The finish was expected, at least by some. Welcome to actually getting to wrestle Nattie come in and blow me (please?) away.

Winner via DQ - Nattie Neidhart

MATCH RATING: 55 out of 100


Match 6
World Heavyweight Championship - Hell In A Cell Match
Kane vs Undertaker

I was amped for this. Actually I was bragging that this was Kane and Takers best feud / storyline ever. The match action was fine. Again not as evil, sadistic & hardcore as I desire but the energy was at least there to support the story. The ending is what I cannot handle. So Taker has Kane up for the Tombstone and then for no reason the lights go out and Bearer blinds Taker with a flashlight in the urn. Instead of Bearer hitting Undertaker with the urn he waits until he is fully standing and then just hands it off to Kane. Talk about anti climactic heel turning. His facials were basically flat and really was hard to tell what he was trying to accomplish. So yeah Kane destroyed Taker with the urn, hit the chokeslam and kept his belt. Sour tastes all around. Continuation of a storyline is one thing but having it happen in such a peculiar and visually unpleasing way was just...odd and lazy.

Winner & still champ: Kane

MATCH RATING: 68 out of 100


AFTER THE BELL OPINION:

This PPV was sometimes fun but mostly boring & sometimes hard to swallow. The amount of time they wasted with skits, commercials ect.. really bothered me this month. Also, the amount of time I spent reliving the glory days of Hell In A Cell in my head was equally as annoying. Seriously, disband this gimmick until you have the balls to bring back blood & weapons. The cell matches the last 2 years now have been a baby pat on the ass compared to a dump truck being driven over you. It's bullshit to pretend that these matches even come close to the amazingness of some of the VINTAGE cell matches.


OVERALL SHOW RATING: 414 out of 600



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BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT
John Cena vs Wade Barrest

WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT
Sheamus vs Randy Orton

BEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT
John Morrison set dive

BIGGEST LET DOWN OF THE NIGHT
The ending to the Kane vs Undertaker match

[CSL]

Morrison's park whore came in to play and provided a nice "holy poop" moment or two.

lolll

[Schlomey]

whats so funny about being a park whore! our town has quite a few gay men who are considered park whores....the park down by the river that has the really long boat docks. Typical late night homosexual meet up spot.

[Emperor Smeat]

The ppv was good with the 1st hour being the best even if it was only 2 matches (Triple Threat and Orton-Sheamus).

The main problem with the ppv was the lack of matches meant either a lot of filler time or too many long matches.

In hindsight, Paul Bearer kind of gave away the ending during his interview where he said he also had a plan that has been brewing for years. Only reason he would have for a plan would be for revenge against the Undertaker covering him in cement 6-7 years ago.