Black Diamond Wrestling

[Lavel]

Well if anyone's interested I went to one of the shitty indy show's I like to attend. It was good by there standard's. Dan Sandwich had a shot at the plastic belt, but he lost. The main event was a casket match it was alright but not what I was expecting. I would like to apologize if I wasted you're time.

[Destro 2.0]

Tell me more and how does that make you feel?

[Lock Jaw]

Did you get any Cheesestring?

[Lavel]

No, No I did not, but I did catch a part of Dan's Sandwich when he threw it. At there next show there're having a fan's bring the weapons match. Any suggestions of what I should take?

[FourFifty]

No, No I did not, but I did catch a part of Dan's Sandwich when he threw it. At there next show there're having a fan's bring the weapons match. Any suggestions of what I should take?


A sign that says "Garbage Wrestling Sucks"

[Lavel]

Well this is the first time they've done this so I wouldn't classify them as garbage wrestling.

[FourFifty]

It's a "Fans bring the weapons" match. By default it's garbage wrestling.

[Lavel]

True

[Destro 2.0]

True

Make the Ultraviolent Cactus!

[Furious Beardsley]

A blender dipped in glue and dunked in shard of glass

[MaxPower]

A flaming bag of dog poop.......

[VSG]

pics?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

No, No I did not, but I did catch a part of Dan's Sandwich when he threw it. At there next show there're having a fan's bring the weapons match. Any suggestions of what I should take?

http://www.mp-events.net/guests/wrestling/steveblackman.jpg

[bigslimjj]

He should bring Blackman? No one will leave alive.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

A sharpened number 2 pencil.

[Skippord]

Gun

[itsmeJD]

Anthrax. Botulism. AIDS in a jar? Any of these will so have the crowd chanting your name...or at the least screaming holy shit...

[Mondo]

Dan Sandwich?

[FourFifty]

He should bring Blackman? No one will leave alive.

Sweet. That means the fans are going to be dead also, which reduces the amount of garbage wrestling fans.