Official RAW Thread for 10/04/10 - Superman Joins The Legion of Doom

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[Fox]

I hope Nexus "welcomes" Cena to the group by beating the ever loving shit out of him in the middle of the ring. And the best part is that even after the beat down, next week, he's still in Nexus.

[Shadrick]

I hope Cena kills someone tonight. Literally. Then does the nWo finger thing with Wade as they spraypaint an "N" on Michael Coles back >_>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

For once I think I might have to find a stream for Monday Night Raw. I'll be watching the Pats/Dolphins game on MNF.

[Xero]

I could actually see a Fingerpoke of Doom.

Wade demands Cena face him tonight. We get to the match... *POKE*

[RawRocks]

Looking forward to this Raw... one of the more interesting and anticipated Raw episodes coming off a PPV that I can remember.. even counting Wrestlemania week.

[erickman]

i care more about the edge thing is he face is he heel, an if he is going after dumb ass angles how come he is not going after taker and kane, that urn thing has been dumb for the last 20 years.

[DLVH84]

Love the Super Friends reference...

[dablackguy]

I'm hoping the Nexus starts by making Cena get them coffee and doughnuts and then they beat the ever living shit out of him

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

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[Ermaximus]

WWE presents, John Cena and NeXus in, MILFS and Little Kids Cry Everywhere, The Movie!

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

i personally laughed at those kids who were crying about cena joining nexus.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I want the show to start with Justin Roberts saying, "ladies and gentlemen, welcome John Cena," followed by the Nexus music. No Cena trumpets for awhile now.

[Juan]

i personally laughed at those kids who were crying about cena joining nexus.

no way!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

i personally laughed at those kids who were crying about cena joining nexus.

What the fuck is wrong with you

[bigslimjj]

i care more about the edge thing is he face is he heel, an if he is going after dumb ass angles how come he is not going after taker and kane, that urn thing has been dumb for the last 20 years.He should go after his own angle...cause it's stupid.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You laugh at children crying? You fucking freak.

[erickman]

He should go after his own angle...cause it's stupid.

yeah prety much then go to lindas debate tonight and spear her for puting him in it.

[Lara Emily]

stupid question but anyone got a stream don't have cable

[DLVH84]

yeah prety much then go to lindas debate tonight and spear her for puting him in it.

Yeah, that would definitely give Edge the Rated R heat he's dying to get. I approve.

[Xero]

:o

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

You laugh at children crying? You fucking freak.

relax im only 14 yrs old

[Xero]

lol

[Xero]

New theme?

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:shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

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[Beth Phoenix Fan]

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:rofl:

[Xero]

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Why don't more people do cartoons for wrestling in this style?

[bigslimjj]

Why don't more people do cartoons for wrestling in this style? Because they do it like this.lol.
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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Hella excited for tonight's show.

Hope McGillicutty and Harris are the only two NXT2 guys to join. Don't need the shitty ones like O'Neil and Cottonwood evening out the Suck Factor.</font>

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope someone kicks Blandiel Bryan's ass tonight.

[Providence Peep]

Really pumped for tonight's show and glad to be back on TPWW

[ClockShot]

Hi fellas. Invitation only to this party tonight?

And do my eyes decive me, or do I see KoOS in this thread?!

[Juan]

Hi fellas. Invitation only to this party tonight?

And do my eyes decive me, or do I see KoOS in this thread?!

He's out on bail.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hi fellas. Invitation only to this party tonight?

And do my eyes decive me, or do I see KoOS in this thread?!

It's an iilllluuussssiiiooonn

[RawRocks]

Here we go fellas!

[Innovator]

KOOS, where the fuck you been

[Innovator]

Purple N shirts

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE WE WILL STAND TOGETHER</font>

[RawRocks]

Nexus without Cena first

[parkmania]

This is the most I've looked forward to Raw in a LOOOOOOONG time.

[KingofOldSchool]

KOOS, where the fuck you been

I took my talents to South Beach.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's the CeNexus

[parkmania]

Thank you Barrett! *clap clap clapclapclap*

[KingofOldSchool]

Simmer down now

[ClockShot]

Ah. Barrett did some detective work, did he?

[BizarroKing]

I knew it was Harris.

[KingofOldSchool]

Husky Harris only got involved because Heath Slater gave him a Wendy's discount.

[Innovator]

aw boo boo face cena

[Poit]

What, no Nexus shirt or music for Cena?

[Fox]

No Nexus shirt?

[Shadow]

Hey...no music!

[KingofOldSchool]

The newest member of Nexus...."Showtime" Percy Watson. OH YEAH!

[Innovator]

Husky Harris only got involved because Heath Slater gave him a Wendy's discount.
He just wanted some of Otunga's soul glo

[Fox]

I smell a beat down.

[owenbrown]

Why is he still in his NEVER (GONNA) GIVE (YOU) UP gear?

[KingofOldSchool]

He should reveal a Nexus shirt then they all hug it out.

[owenbrown]

holy shit! Hey KoOS !

[Shadow]

Oh look...Tarver's talking....I don't want him to.

[KingofOldSchool]

He just wanted some of Otunga's soul glo


It was barter. Harris helped Barrett, Slater gave him a lifetime supply of Frostys and a Otunga gave him a night with Jennifer Hudson.

[Aguakate]

LOL at everyone who thinks Cena is actually going to turn heel with NeXus...

...he's just going to become more of a Superman and save WWE.

[KingofOldSchool]

Tarver eats babies, he'll eat yours too Cena.

[owenbrown]

cue the GM bot 5000 in 5...4...3...2...1...

[ClockShot]

PUT IT ON, DAMMIT!

[Shadow]

Oh god can they draw this out any more?

[Innovator]

WHO GAVE THE GINGER THE MIC

[Fox]

Put it on you sore loser.

[Shadow]

You know I now know why they had Barrett talking all the time. The rest of these morons can't talk.

[Aguakate]

...this reminds me of when Vince made Trish Stratus take her clothes off and bark...

...Cena has the same facial expression Trish did that night.

[RawRocks]

Classic

[Innovator]

I get angry when I hear Heath Slater's voice

[KingofOldSchool]

Official statement.

They are going to make him say that he ran over Stone Cold in 1999.

[owenbrown]

can't hear you in the back there John

[Fox]

He's gonna cry.

[KingofOldSchool]

Say it with FEELING dammit!

[Innovator]

ahahaha Bourne is jobbing already

[Shadow]

......oh good. John Cena gets to bury Even Bourne.

[Shadow]

Were...were they gonna kiss?

[KingofOldSchool]

ahahaha Bourne is jobbing already

Good.

[Fox]

Somebody gon get they wig split.

[parkmania]

Cena gets to beat up his little buddy, Evan Bourne.

Hilarity ensues.

[Lara Emily]

Bourne and Henry lol?

[KingofOldSchool]

I want to see Tarver 1.9 the spot monkey.

[Aguakate]

...what's the point of having a GM, when even Wade Barrett makes matches and says who wrestles who?

[Shadow]

I miss Skipp Sheffeild.

[ClockShot]

Oh right, Knoxville got hosting duties tonight. Let's hope they forget about him.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Wonder if the whole thing with Barrett not knowing about McGillicutty/Harris' involvement is legit or if they are actually making a Genesis stable.

Looking forward to seeing where they go with that.</font>

[Shadow]

<font color=goldenrod>Wonder if the whole thing with Barrett not knowing about McGillicutty/Harris' involvement is legit or if they are actually making a Genesis stable.

Looking forward to seeing where they go with that.</font>

You mean...nowhere?

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh right, Knoxville got hosting duties tonight. Let's hope they forget about him.

Too bad Umanga isn't still around.

[Shadow]

Why is the Kool Aide Man beating up Micheal Tarver?

[KingofOldSchool]

Michael Cole is fixated on Cena's ass.

[KingofOldSchool]

Why is the Kool Aide Man beating up Micheal Tarver?

Because Tarver prefers Hi-C.

[KingofOldSchool]

Henry is going to rape poor Tarver.

[RawRocks]

Michael Cole is fixated on Cena's ass.

Michael Cole needs to get off TV

[RatedGSuperstar]

Cena is gonna get a beating after this match.

[parkmania]

Why is the Kool Aide Man beating up Micheal Tarver?

Because Tarver prefers Hi-C.

I heard Cena was a Tang man...

[KingofOldSchool]

Michael Cole needs to get off TV

Shut up Cole is awesome.

[owenbrown]

jeez Cole and Lawler act like Cena's dead they way they are talking

[Shadow]

At least this is showcasing off Tarver.

[KingofOldSchool]

I heard Cena was a Tang man...

Only one flavor?

[Emperor Smeat]

<font color=goldenrod>Wonder if the whole thing with Barrett not knowing about McGillicutty/Harris' involvement is legit or if they are actually making a Genesis stable.

Looking forward to seeing where they go with that.</font>

Storyline-wise Barrett has to pretend they are not part of Nexus since if Cena could prove they made an agreement to be in Nexus before the ppv, then Cena would have his escape from being forced into the group.

[Lara Emily]

wow they are really burying anyone not named Barrett in terms of Nexus

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena's lazy.

[Shadow]

This...is awesome.

[Aguakate]

...Cena is pissing me off.

[Lara Emily]

wow this is an awful start to this

[Fox]

Nexus better whip his ass for that. Utter disrespect and outright insubordination.

[parkmania]

Lame.

[Fox]

So where the fuck are the rest of them?

[KingofOldSchool]

You're not supposed to reveal your plan.

[RawRocks]

is it really a surprise?

[Lara Emily]

this is just fucking stupid

[Skippord]

apparently the rest of the Nexus doesn't like Tarver

[BizarroKing]

Yup, a fan favorite till the end I guess.

[Aguakate]

...Incredible how WWE just kills an angle before it really even starts.

I mean, ALREADY the "Cena in NeXus" story is DONE.

[owenbrown]

where the fuck is Nexus

[Shadow]

Not so much a surprise but I think the WWE has finally figured out what really sells in this day and age

TWEENERS!

[parkmania]

The only good thing that can come from this now is that at the end, Barrett gets Cena to realize that he likes beating the crap out of people, causing Cena's real heel turn.

[Lara Emily]

*sigh*

[RatedGSuperstar]

Yes, because the entire angle is shot after 30 minutes. Let it play out.

[Skippord]

everyone else is having a nap

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This should have happened a couple of months from now...not now.

Hope the GM changes it.</font>

[Lara Emily]

this is really really boring.

[RawRocks]

oh that fucking sound

[ClockShot]

Saved by the GM.

[Shadow]

Damn it GM...YOU SUCK SO MUCH!

[KingofOldSchool]

You got mail.

[parkmania]

email time. Where's the Alphie voice modulator???

[Aguakate]

...I don't know, but after seeing Barrett at the beginning of the show telling off the fellow NeXus members...and seeing Cena beat up Tarver...is it possible Cena and Barrett join up and fire every other member?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This is obviously Cole as the GM. No person can type this fast.</font>

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[YoungFlyFlashy]

He would go to TNA Mr. GM...

[parkmania]

GM = Lock Jaw after all!!!!

Tell 'em, LJ!!

[KingofOldSchool]

John Cena is going to TNA!

OMGZZZ

[RawRocks]

hmmm

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That saved the whole thing.</font>

[Fox]

Only now, in the end, do you realize the power of the dark side.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Addresses the plot loophole of "why doesn't he just take them down anyway?" Took awhile, but they did it.

[Lara Emily]

first time this stupid GM was a good thing.

[Aguakate]

...are they saying "Take it off!"?

Hehe.

[ClockShot]

Random crowd shots. LOVE IT!

[YoungFlyFlashy]

:rofl:

...I don't know, but after seeing Barrett at the beginning of the show telling off the fellow NeXus members...and seeing Cena beat up Tarver...is it possible Cena and Barrett join up and fire every other member?

What is going to happen is, Nexus is going to turn on Wade, Otunga will lead Nexus. Since the stip is that Cena is to follow Wade's direction and Wade is no longer with Nexus, cena is technically out, and making it Wade & Cena vs Otunga and the Nexus which now includes the two new additions.

2 easy.

[wwe2222]

wow you people overreacted pretty quickly there

[Fox]

Still kind of confused as to why Nexus didn't come out and save Tarver. Big plot hole right there.

[Lara Emily]

What is going to happen is, Nexus is going to turn on Wade, Otunga will lead Nexus. Since the stip is that Cena is to follow Wade's direction and Wade is no longer with Nexus, cena is technically out, and making it Wade & Cena vs Otunga and the Nexus which now includes the two new additions.

2 easy.

Sounds about right. It will suck but sounds about right.

[Aguakate]

What is going to happen is, Nexus is going to turn on Wade, Otunga will lead Nexus. Since the stip is that Cena is to follow Wade's direction and Wade is no longer with Nexus, cena is technically out, and making it Wade & Cena vs Otunga and the Nexus which now includes the two new additions.

2 easy.

...Hope you're wrong.

I'm still hoping for Cena to grab the mic, yell "SUCK IT!", and break out some Crotch-Chops with NeXus.

[Dukelorange]

Well... Im interested in seeing how they will have this play out. You guys have gave alot of ideas. Lets see who is right...

[Juan]

wow you people overreacted pretty quickly there

Welcome to the Raw thread/tpww

[Lara Emily]

Still kind of confused as to why Nexus didn't come out and save Tarver. Big plot hole right there.


Create dissension to break them up in the likely near future.

[KingofOldSchool]

Still kind of confused as to why Nexus didn't come out and save Tarver. Big plot hole right there.

They don't have to be glued to a television all of the time back there.

[Lara Emily]

wow you people overreacted pretty quickly there

Meh everyone's just tired of SuperCena

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Guy's I am absolutely shocked that John Cena acted 100% completely in character.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jobber entrances.

[Shadow]

...holy shit that was barely 40 seconds.

[RawRocks]

how in the fuck do you transition from Cena/Nexus to the Divas.. nevermind.. two nights in a row

[ClockShot]

What did that take, 30 seconds?

[VSG]

Wow you guys are quick to hate just about anything, don't you?

Edit: Lol that diva's match finished while I typed that above sentence.

[KingofOldSchool]

That was mercifully quick.

[bigslimjj]

8 year olds everywhere- "NEVER GIVE UP JOHN! Thats what your ridiculously expensive shirt says...right?"

[Fox]

The fact that they're cutting the Diva match in half tells me they must have a pretty packed show.

[KingofOldSchool]

People still care about those dumbass Jackass guys?

[Aguakate]

The fact that they're cutting the Diva match in half tells me they must have a pretty packed show.

...OR that Johnny Knoxville will have either a long in-ring segment (maybe with the Jackass dudes), or a couple smaller segments.

[RawRocks]

Legendary.. very decent film

[Shadow]

Oh Danny glover...what's wrong with you?

[KingofOldSchool]

I WANT MAH SON BACK, BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW!

[Shadow]

Oh god Zack Ryder...............k that was funny.

[VSG]

Lol Johnny Knoxville is still awesome.

[KingofOldSchool]

WWYKI

[Shadow]

Not in the Nexus eh?

[RatedGSuperstar]

That's not true, John. You can always make straight to DVD movies for a living.

[ClockShot]

Niiiiiiiiiice.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Interesting.

[Aguakate]

...backstage announcer: "You're either NeXus...or you're fired".

...Nice one.

[KingofOldSchool]

Husky and Genesis Mike were racing for the last Dunkin' Donut.

[Dukelorange]

Well... At least we get to see Maryse...

[Fox]

What just happened?

[parkmania]

People still care about those dumbass Jackass guys?

Did people EVER care? I wish they would die - help clean up the gene pool.

[Skippord]

lol 2 minutes of Raw, 4 minutes of commercials

[RawRocks]

Did people EVER care? I wish they would die - help clean up the gene pool.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[VSG]

What just happened?

Wade decided Cena was too dangerous to take lightly and "invited" Hennig and Rotunda to join, I guess. It is believable.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

WAIT! WHY DID CENA START RUNNING?!

[Dukelorange]

Never seen a Johnny movie, but its gotta be better than Megamind 3D...

[bigslimjj]

Why were there mats all over backstage?All that for one bump?

[RawRocks]

WAIT! WHY DID CENA START RUNNING?!

Husky Harris and McGillicutty were in distance after costing him the match last night

[Aguakate]

Wade decided Cena was too dangerous to take lightly and "invited" Hennig and Rotunda to join, I guess. It is believable.

...Barrett just said he didn't know Husky and McGuillicutty, he didn't ask them to help him, and that they were not a part of NeXus...

...and now, 40 minutes later...he knows them...and they're a part of NeXus...

...nice job, WWE.

[Skippord]

wooo Atom Smash

whoever they are!!!

[ClockShot]

LOL. The nameplate on the us title is falling off.

[BizarroKing]

LOL Bryan's faceplate is falling off.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Blandiel Bryan with the jobber entrance.

[BizarroKing]

Oh god don't tell me we're getting a squash match...

[RawRocks]

Sheamus back to mid cardding

[Skippord]

poor Bryan Danielson doesn't get an entrance

[Skippord]

and also gets beaten down by Sheamus

[Lara Emily]

they keep cutting out intros. :|

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahahaha Bryan's getting killed

[Dukelorange]

Dang they feedin Shamus the US Champ... dang was Yoshi busy?

[ClockShot]

Somebody's angry.

[BizarroKing]

Well...at least he won...

[Fox]

That wasn't very PG.

[Aguakate]

...Razor's Edge!

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHAHA

KILL HIM SOME MORE BIG RED

[Shadow]

Oh wow....that was just intense.

TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL!

[dronepool]

What was the point of that?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Between the Cena beatdown of Tarver and Bryan being pummeled, this night is payback to the IWC for last night. ;)

[Skippord]

LOL Blandiel Bryan with the jobber entrance.
clever

[bigslimjj]

Bryan was just another victim of Gingercide.That's how you push new stars right there.:nono:

[Lara Emily]

UHHH ok.

[Aguakate]

...wow...matches are being rushed tonight...

[Emperor Smeat]

another commercial.

That is what now 3 in last 10 minutes compared to nothing for the 1st 40ish minutes.

[ClockShot]

'Fins 7 - Pats 6 Halftime.

[RawRocks]

what a bizarre Raw

[KingofOldSchool]

Bryan got his head beat worse than Jay Cutler.

[RawRocks]

And I hate this ring ramp on the right side of the arena.. its driving me crazy!

[RatedGSuperstar]

They went really, really long with the opening segment and are rushing to stay on time right now. Need to get the ads in sometime.

[Aguakate]

Bryan got his head beat worse than Jay Cutler.

...you called me?

http://i55.tinypic.com/21460pg.jpg

[RawRocks]

WTF now.. the Computer is in the ring

[Lara Emily]

lol flashbacks?

[ClockShot]

Huh?

[KingofOldSchool]

$5 says Cole gets SPEARED, SPEARED, SPEARED.

[Skippord]

well this is incredibly necessary

[What Would Kevin Do?]

It's important to have short matches so they can show what happened last week.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

Is this Raw or their version of Reaction...seriously...

[What Would Kevin Do?]

?!?!?!! Are they playing a remix of the terminator theme?

[ClockShot]

"Open the pod bay door, HAL"

[KingofOldSchool]

"You got the crazy eyes"

LOL

[Lara Emily]

Terminator music?

[Aguakate]

...this is getting silly now with having Edge talk to a laptop.

[RawRocks]

I speak on behalf of Edge... I hate that stupid laptop and ding

[Skippord]

the little steps to the podium make it funnier

[KingofOldSchool]

Shake Cole's hand Edgeward.

[Shadow]

Wow....I like Edge again.

[parkmania]

OUCH! Nice burn on Cole!

[Skippord]

is the stupid email noise really necessary when the computer is already the focal point of the situation?

[Aguakate]

the little steps to the podium make it funnier

...Haha yeah, Cole just standing up there...

MAN! Cole is REALLY acting extra stupid tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

That's not nice!

[dronepool]

Whoa. Cool.

[bigslimjj]

"You got the crazy eyes." lol. Still the best line Ive heard in months. I wonder which will be the bigger "Surprise" ? The GM's identity,or "They" next Sunday.

[YoungFlyFlashy]

...and I quote...

[Skippord]

god I hate Michael Cole

[dronepool]

Oh shit.

[ClockShot]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Skippord]

wooo Edge is on the good show

[RawRocks]

Edge to SmackDown?

[YoungFlyFlashy]

WOW SD JUST GOT BETTER!

[KingofOldSchool]

See ya Friday

[YoungFlyFlashy]

NO MORE GM!

[parkmania]

I traded you to Smackdown in exchange for an external hard drive.

[Emperor Smeat]

:rofl: Edge

:rofl: "Coleminers"

[Aguakate]

...Why is Cole acting all effiminate?

[Shadow]

Cole...miners?

[parkmania]

Cole reading his lines.