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The Naitch
10-22-2010, 06:35 PM
aka Hoot N' Toot Guerrera

Oh man, I read a part of Rey Mysterio's book and he writes about the Melbourne incident that got Juventud deported and dropped from WCW

*Juvy started climing this wall*

See those people? They're with me. They know. They know

*Then Juvy proceeds to get butt naked*

Fuck I wish I had the book to quote word by word, but I haven't laughed so hard in my life in a long time. rey goes on an says that incident was weird and he looked in Juvy's eyes and says that he was possesed by the devil

There's another time where they go camping with Nash, Boos Man and a few others. Juvy was supposed to look after some deer to shoot, but nothing happened, because Juvy sneaked out back to the camp, and went back to sleep. I wish I could quote it word for word. I'll try tomorrow or something

Juvy is a character, and if anyone has the chance to read Rey's book, the way he portrays Juvy is roll on the floor hilarious.

MoFo
10-22-2010, 07:29 PM
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VSG
10-22-2010, 07:35 PM
The Juice

BollywoodSingh
10-22-2010, 07:48 PM
He was my favourite thing in WCW around 1999 when Russo first came in. This was when Juvi was doing impersonations of The Rock by saying "Finally The Juice has come back to....", and I think he'd usually get the city name wrong. Also, he did colour commentary a few times on Thunder, which was hilarious.

DLVH84
10-22-2010, 08:00 PM
I liked Juventud Guerrera. He is awesome. I would love to see the Guerreras (Fuerza and Juventud) back in the U.S.

The Naitch
10-23-2010, 03:52 PM
From the book. Enjoy

Now it was just Konnan, myself and Juventud, who said he felt like hanging out some more.

All of a sudden, Juvy started wigging out. He started going off on us, first me, then on Konnan.

You know what, you guys are fucking dicks. You haven't treated me with respect. You've always pointed the finger at me.

It got worse from there. His rants against us became more intense. Then he started telling us we were going to die.

Konnan tried to calm him down.

No no no you don't get it. Said Juventud. I'm a messenger. I'm God. And you don't understand. We're all going to die. Here

He started yelling at Konnan, then grabbed his glasses and crushed them in half. And then he crushed mine.

We got to get in the water. He said, taking off his clothes trying to climb the wall.

By now people were passing by, going to work or wherever.

You see those people? They know. They're with me. They know.

Other wrestlers and hotel security came out to see the whole commotion. He looked like a total madman-with his long hair and no shirt.

Before we knew it, he was butt naked.

The cops came and arrested him. He was charged with a bunch of crimes, including assault and drug possession. I think it took six to eight cops to arrest and mace him

Perry Saturn
10-23-2010, 03:56 PM
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The Naitch
10-23-2010, 04:12 PM
lol

The Juice. Chris Jabroni Chatty. I could watch that promo all day

If there was one wish the wrestling gods would give me, it would be Vince hiring Juvy back and give him his own show "The Juice Bar" on SD!

Just to refresh everyone's memory. When he saw Rock on the plane, he tried to hide, thinking Rock was gonna get mad at him for all those impersonations. But in fact, Rock said he was a fan. Gotta love The Juice.

I forget why they got rid of him. He was with Mexicools for a bit. Did he get into another incident getting him fired? Dunno

Mr. Nerfect
10-23-2010, 08:10 PM
I remember around the time of Juventud's latest WWE release, many were apparently upset, because they felt that he was one of the more talented guys of his size ever, but his personal demons kept getting in the way. I'm not sure what kind of ring shape he is in these days, but perhaps Juvi should take up the WWE's current often to offer rehab to people, and see if he can get a job back? SmackDown! loves appealing to Hispanic audiences, and Juvi could fit the show.

The Naitch
10-24-2010, 05:24 PM
how could yu not like this guy

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2-7AdSkZA7I/RipNOu7IdII/AAAAAAAADGE/j-Gf2E4RWyE/s400/Juventud+Guerrera_wrestling.jpg

The Naitch
10-24-2010, 05:28 PM
despite WWE telling its cruiserweights to tone down those aerial moves - and the 450° splash, a move WWE outright banned due to an earlier match Juventud had with Paul London where he botched the move, resulting in London suffering several fractured bones in his face.

DLVH84
10-24-2010, 05:32 PM
Well, now that the 450 splash ban seems to be lifted, it would be great that Guerrera returns.

The Naitch
10-25-2010, 07:05 PM
yeah, I heard Juvy used to hit on Randy Orton backstage and shit. That's why he got released

Volare
10-25-2010, 07:18 PM
Did Orton retaliate by posting nude pics of Juvy all over the locker room?