View Full Version : Will Taker come back as Mark Colloway (sp?) or Biker Taker?
The Naitch
11-01-2010, 03:54 PM
He just got buried alive, so I think he'll be coming back as a new incarnation.
parkmania
11-01-2010, 04:13 PM
He won't come back as Mark Calloway, Mean Mark Callous, Biker Taker, Master of Pain or any gimmick OTHER than the Deadman.
Brigstocke
11-01-2010, 04:16 PM
He's dead guy, as in not coming back right?
Hanso Amore
11-01-2010, 04:18 PM
Well the last time he was burried he came back as the Dead Man, after going in as a biker.
Would make sense that he would change back by WWE logic.
But it is too late in his career to change again. He will come back as the Deadman, and finish his run.
I've seen some stupid threads in my day, but this one takes the cake.
Corporate CockSnogger
11-01-2010, 04:21 PM
He will come back as Disco Inferno
The Jayman
11-01-2010, 04:22 PM
He will come back as Disco Inferno
awesome
Shaved Monkey
11-01-2010, 04:25 PM
I've seen some stupid threads in my day, but this one takes the cake.
I disagree. While I highly doubt it will happen, if Undertaker did end up facing Brock Lesnar at WM it would be best done as the biker as opposed to the dead man gimmick and the Buried Alive match would have given them the opportunity they needed to make that happen.
Cool King
11-01-2010, 04:34 PM
He'll return as a mixture of the the two.
He'll be "The Deadman", but with short hair and he'll talk like he did when he was "Biker Taker". :shifty:
Rammsteinmad
11-01-2010, 04:39 PM
What about a biker zombie?
Rammsteinmad
11-01-2010, 04:40 PM
http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/9/7/6/3/146017-136794/bikerzombies.jpg
What people never remember is that when Taker returned as the American Bad Ass in 2000 he had pretty much already been playing the Biker Taker a month or two before he "quit" in 99, after the Corporate Ministry disintegrated. He didn't have the music or bike or anything, but he was coming out in street clothes and cutting ABA-esq promos.
Bringing him back as the Biker after a burial makes absolutely no sense.
The Pope
11-01-2010, 04:48 PM
He's gonna come back "Straight Edge"
And bringing him back under his real name is the dumbest thing I've ever heard suggested. Unless he was going to TNA, he's "The Undertaker", and will always be known as "The Undertaker".
Shaved Monkey
11-01-2010, 04:49 PM
Bringing him back as the Biker after a burial makes absolutely no sense.
That's never stopped them from doing nonsensical things previously.
Regardless, it's not happening... Honestly, the current gimmick is much more valuable to WWE's product now than the Biker gimmick is.
The Pope
11-01-2010, 04:52 PM
I hope he comes back as "The Bad Ass" Biker Taker and is heel. I'd buy some more Deadman Inc. beanies and shirts and hoodies. :y:
FTR, I do agree that if they were going to do Lesnar vs Taker, it'd definitely need to be as Biker Taker. But since that isn't happening he won't be going back Biker.
Shisen Kopf
11-01-2010, 05:23 PM
He's gonna come back as fake Kane obviously
thedamndest
11-01-2010, 05:44 PM
He'll come back deader than ever.
RiX1024
11-01-2010, 05:48 PM
How about........no.
Shisen Kopf
11-01-2010, 05:52 PM
How about....Yes
DLVH84
11-01-2010, 05:52 PM
Well the last time he was burried he came back as the Dead Man, after going in as a biker.
Would make sense that he would change back by WWE logic.
But it is too late in his career to change again. He will come back as the Deadman, and finish his run.
Exactly.
rob11
11-01-2010, 06:41 PM
I forget, when was he booger red lol
Biggz
11-01-2010, 06:50 PM
He should come back as a heel looking like he did back in the Ministry and form a new stable of minions to take over after he retires.
dhellova guy
11-01-2010, 07:50 PM
Cut to: a dark graveyard.
A lonely figure stalks the grounds, searching, hungering. He stops by a loanly grave, in the back of the graveyard. Nothing is growing there, no trees, no grass, no flowers. Pan up to the grave, which reads "the Undertaker". The figure pauses, then shoves his hand deep into the earth and pulls out... a handful of worms.
Pan up, and its the boogyman, feasting on his dinner.
What were we talking about again?
He will wear a suit and have a real estate agent gimmick.
Na he'll probs just be regular Taker but with more MMA moves in his arsenal or some shit.
I'd bet he does the 'lights out' thing at the Rumble, while Kane is kicking ass.
DLVH84
11-01-2010, 08:34 PM
Na he'll probs just be regular Taker but with more MMA moves in his arsenal or some shit.
I'd bet he does the 'lights out' thing at the Rumble, while Kane is kicking ass.
Yeah, since he has the Triangle Choke and a modified gogoplata in his arsenal, why not?
Droford
11-01-2010, 08:39 PM
If he comes back as Mark Calloway and loses at WM, technically the Undertaker's streak at WM would remain intact.
He'll have a new hat. That's a requirement for all Undertaker returns.
thedamndest
11-01-2010, 08:46 PM
I like his hooded bathrobe.
The Naitch
11-01-2010, 08:56 PM
Bringing him back as the Biker after a burial makes absolutely no sense.
Doesn't have to make sense, since this is well, the WWE. If he did change into "Biker Taker", it makes the most sense having him make the transition after a "Buried alive" predicament as opposed to one week being Deadman, and then the next week just randomly appearing as Mark Colloway (whatever his name his)
thedamndest
11-01-2010, 08:58 PM
After being buried alive he should come back as a Chilean miner. Somebody photoshop him that Chilean miner elevator.
The Naitch
11-01-2010, 09:02 PM
just have him come to the ring with jeans and a cigarette
Shisen Kopf
11-01-2010, 09:32 PM
I know a guy who said he knows a guy that has a cousin who works as a ring setup guy and he said that Undertaker is getting repackaged as..get this..a character called Tater Tots. He's gonna be like the tard in Slingblade but he's gonna be more hillbilly and he is going to be off the air for 6 months so he can gain 60 pounds. Its totally true.
Tom Guycott
11-02-2010, 01:34 AM
Won't be Mark at all. It'll be a repackaged Hornswoggle as the new Deadman. Fog machines and all.
"What a twist!"
What people never remember is that when Taker returned as the American Bad Ass in 2000 he had pretty much already been playing the Biker Taker a month or two before he "quit" in 99, after the Corporate Ministry disintegrated. He didn't have the music or bike or anything, but he was coming out in street clothes and cutting ABA-esq promos.
Bringing him back as the Biker after a burial makes absolutely no sense.
I remember him being the Ministry Taker up until he torn his groin. I believe he was in a tag team with Big Show at the time, and he was still doing the Prince of Darkness gimmick.
He wasn't. For the last few weeks of the run he was even coming to the ring in street clothes and doing "shoot" promos as "himself". I remember one instance where he was dressed in grey sweats in the ring.
I might be mistaken but I thought that all took place pre ministry.
Nope, during the Big Show tag team.
Now that I think about it, I think Taker once showed up on a bike during this time period.
jskinnyg
11-02-2010, 01:38 PM
And bringing him back under his real name is the dumbest thing I've ever heard suggested. Unless he was going to TNA, he's "The Undertaker", and will always be known as "The Undertaker".
For sure on this one Xero... Why after so many years of crating this character, would they shit on it? He will ALWAYS be known as the Undertaker and will go out as such... Good God...
Troelar
11-02-2010, 07:59 PM
He's been buried alive, the only logical next step, is for him to return in a demon outfit and be Undertaker: Demon Edition.
He can be all like: "Kane - I asked the devil who his favourite demon is. Turns out it's some dude named Kenneth who likes to throw stones at swans. So hah!" *Tombstone Piledriver: Demon Edition*
Otherwise I like the idea of Hornswoggle taking over the deadman image, but only if it means that Mark will return as a mentally disturbed man, who believes himself to be a midget!
He should come dressed up as the old Kane:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nz2GkVEv62Q/SJxe2dQ1VpI/AAAAAAAAAck/JxslzqpgPvA/s400/Kane-poster.gif
And take revenge on Kane by beating him for the World Heavyweight Title after "getting into his head."
Testicle
11-02-2010, 08:30 PM
I've seen some stupid threads in my day, but this one takes the cake.
Rather ironic post.
Testicle
11-02-2010, 08:31 PM
I doubt he will change, but its WWE, who the fuck knows.
Volare
11-04-2010, 05:53 PM
WWE will look for the dumbest possible answer and run with it.
He should legally changed his name like Warrior did.
Would be hilarious.
Theo Dious
11-04-2010, 07:17 PM
He should legally changed his name like Warrior did.
Would be hilarious.
Und R. Taker
Under Taker
Undertaker Undertaker
Taker Under (Name: Under, Taker)
Theo Dious
11-04-2010, 07:29 PM
Ulysses Nathaniel David Edward Rupert Timothy Albert Kenneth Elmo Robinson
Yeah but then he'd need to change his ring name to U.N.D.E.R.T.A.K.E.R.
It would work in Japan (KENTA, anyone?), but I dunno about over here.
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