Official RAW Thread for 11/01/10 - I know you're Nexus but what am I?

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[Ermaximus]

The secret word of the day is CENA!!!!

[ClockShot]

Venis Watch 2010 is in effect.

[Ermaximus]

Damn refresh, no double post.

[erickman]

hope peewee does his cheech and chong jokes i'm the hamburger man humn

[VSG]

Santino meets Pee Wee tonight- Will you survive?

[Cool King]

Just a reminder for everyone in the UK, Raw starts at 1am tonight due to the clocks being put back an hour on Saturday.

[Londoner]

Aye cool king, found that out myself earlier. :cool:

[Xero]

Santino meets Pee Wee tonight- Will you survive?

Hoping Santino is Jambi.

[RawRocks]

Pee Wee's Playhouse comes to Raw

[ClockShot]

All I know is that Konkie better be around to provide the secret word. And Chairy, too.

[Londoner]

fucking hate it when there's no fireworks opening the show

[Shadow]

Oh good an Orton with no pants.

[Shadow]

There will be double posts.....

[Londoner]

well i guess barretts winning

[RawRocks]

I hate when the ramp is on the right side of the arena

[Shadow]

So still not using the Nexus music eh? Got ya.

[Nervous Ferret]

What is Nexus? I think I know what NXT is. But what about NEXUS

[Londoner]

Cena making everything blatantly obvious

AS EVER

[Shadow]

I hope someone screws someone at Survivor Series.

[Shadow]

Orton....you called him out to the ring and now you want him out? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

[Shadow]

And now Barret's gonna come out.

[Londoner]

uh oh'z

[bigslimjj]

Time for raw.I just watched The Best of Tyler Black in ROH.After 1,000 false finishes I'm ready for a good old squash match.Hopefully RAW will provide one.

[Shadow]

Called that as I was typing it.

[Shadow]

I love it when Cena tells a joke. That was legitimately funny.

[Londoner]

isn't it 6 not 7?

[parkmania]

Calling it now that Cena gets knocked out and a different ref counts the pinfall at Survivor Series.

[Londoner]

Damn you lock jaw

[Savio]

isn't it 6 not 7?
Skip is still nexus but Injured

[Shadow]

Oh remember what I said about being funny? Yeah everything came crashing down.

[Londoner]

shadow, shut up.

[Shadow]

Well this is predictable.

[parkmania]

GM-bot looks VERY weird on the other side of the announce table. Didn't WWE bring a long enough cable?

[ClockShot]

Cena's the ref for the main event tonight.

Jumping the gun on the main event a little early.

[RawRocks]

I hate when the ramp is on the right side of the arena

GM-bot looks VERY weird on the other side of the announce table. Didn't WWE bring a long enough cable?

This.

[Londoner]

Skip is still nexus but Injured

true

[ClockShot]

Hart Dynasty? Didn't they implode a few weeks back?

[DLVH84]

I wonder who's going to be Miss Yvonne?

[Shadow]

So they're gonna be breaking up the Hart Dynasty correct?

[Xerzes]

Hey look, it's the Hart Dynasty. Remember when there was potential there? And interest?

Yeah, me neither.

[Londoner]

So they're gonna be breaking up the Hart Dynasty correct?

So shadows gonna moan in his next post, correct?

[Shadow]

Oh wow that was a beautiful snap suplex.

[Fox]

Tyson Kidd definitely just yelled "FUCK!"

[ClockShot]

And boom goes the dynamite.

[Xerzes]

So this is the third time they've broken up, or the fourth?

[Londoner]

bah gawd not this way

NOT THIS WAY

[Shadow]

Oh look more mistiming between partners. This is new and interesting.

Hey were was Natalya?

[Fox]

Also, I just can't take Heath Slater seriously. He needs a haircut or something.

[Londoner]

" JC WHAT UP DAWG"

hahaa

[Fox]

Cena is down with the homiez.

[Shadow]

Yes R-Truth...you're not Randy...but you are everybody else so....

[Fox]

I love the way they're building Albert Del Rio.

[RawRocks]

I love the way they're building Albert Del Rio.

They will manage to screw it up somehow.

[RatedGSuperstar]

The proper way to type it is "Alberto Del Rrrrrrrrriooooo."

[Shadow]

Put a mask on him?

[Savio]

lol Pee Wee Herman

[Shadow]

Rematch from last week?

[Savio]

TOO MANY LIMES!

[Londoner]

lmao

[ClockShot]

Morrison to fill in?

[Nervous Ferret]

What is Nexus? I think I know what NXT is. But what about NEXUS
:)

[RawRocks]

Santino is awesome

[Shadow]

Oh this will be a good match.

[Nervous Ferret]

where is skippord

[ClockShot]

Oh, Vlad.

Forgot he was still employed.

[Fox]

Kozlov gonna get beat.

[Poit]

"Sheamus, you talk funny. Now I crush you."

:rofl:

[RawRocks]

Now I crush you. :D

[Londoner]

kozlov

the white mark henry?

[Londoner]

1..2...3

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Classic Survivor Series Match:

The Goodfellas (Santino, John Morrison, Vladmir Kozlov, R-Truth, Goldust) Vs. The Fellas (Sheamus, The Miz, William Regal, Ted Dibiase, Zeke)

[Fox]

Damn. I wanted to see Kozlov get planted with the outsider's edge.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Santino trying to bribe Sheamus.

"I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?"

[Londoner]

morrison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

You're a little late, John.

[Shadow]

Holy fuck....that was an awesome kick from Morrison.

[Fox]

lol why doesn't Morrison have a shirt on? I mean obviously to show off his abs, but kayfabe-wise. he just walks around backstage like that?

[Londoner]

future tag champs

[Londoner]

what up RO?

[Shadow]

HOW IS R-TRUTH THE VOICE OF REASON IN THIS STORYLINE!?

[ClockShot]

Truth planting some seeds of doubt?

I like it.

[RatedGSuperstar]

lol why doesn't Morrison have a shirt on? I mean obviously to show off his abs, but kayfabe-wise. he just walks around backstage like that?

Morrison doesn't walk backstage. He runs around like Spiderman.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HOW IS R-TRUTH THE VOICE OF REASON IN THIS STORYLINE!?

Cause before he got crunked and blew the roof off he knew what was up! :D

[bigslimjj]

R-truth called him "Wade barriett".Name fail.

[Shadow]

......................Pee Wee and Mark Henry....this is gonna be bad.

[Fox]

wtf

[Londoner]

shittest segment of the night time

[Savio]

what was that?

[Londoner]

hoping that'll become a new catchphrase

[Nervous Ferret]

fine I will GOOGLE it

[Dukelorange]

Diva twister could not save this segment...

[Fox]

Whoa. Lita.

[Shadow]

WHAAAAAAAT!? LITA!?

[Dukelorange]

LITA... couldn't save this segment....

[Xerzes]

Uh. Hi, Lita.

[Londoner]

i missed lita?

[BizarroKing]

:O L-L-LITA!?

[RatedGSuperstar]

PG Lita just doesn't seem as fun.

[RawRocks]

Where the fuck did Lita come from?

[VSG]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S LITA :eek:

[Shadrick]

I marked just a little.

[Dukelorange]

R Truth is the only interesting thing that's happening.... either he or Cena will be getting beat down in the next couple of weeks....

[treyace]

thats bullshit

[parkmania]

Since it looks like they've both moved on, I guess I'll never get to see R-Truth turn on Morrison and tell him that where he comes from, they don't call it "par-core" - they call it running from the police.

[Londoner]

im in true shock that people are saying lita was on screen, i'll have to watch the raw replay now.

[bigslimjj]

she couldn't come back until Matt got fired,It was in his contract.

[Dukelorange]

If it was Trish... now it would be something....

But Lita is looking good these days....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Peewee: It's Lita!!

Eve and Bellas: Who was that?

(10 years later on Raw the Bellas and Eve show up

Random 2020 Diva: Who are you three skanks?

[ClockShot]

I switched over to the World Series and I missed Lita. Guess I'll catch it somewhere on youtube tomorrow morning.

[Nervous Ferret]

Did Bryan Danielson really get released for spitting on a guy? Please tell me the google has wronged me and he was really a huge steroid guy or something

[parkmania]

Peewee: It's Lita!!

Eve and Bellas: Who was that?

(10 years later on Raw the Bellas and Eve show up)

Aurora Rose Helmsley: Who are you three skanks?

Fixed.

[Nervous Ferret]

Damn, missed LITA. :( She was super hot to me for awhile :(

[Dukelorange]

Wow, can Zack cut a break?

[bigslimjj]

I asked for a squash match...I got a squash match!

[Londoner]

Though tbh i thoguht i heard her when i switched back over but wasn't looking at the time. Thought i recognised the laugh!!

[Shadow]

...Zack pack?

[Cool King]

Poor Zack. :(

[RatedGSuperstar]

This here's what you call domination.

[Shadow]

Does big Zeke's theme song sound likes like it was done by John Cena?

[Shisen Kopf]

this is pretty bad

[VSG]

Though tbh i thoguht i heard her when i switched back over but wasn't looking at the time. Thought i recognised the laugh!!

Ya, it is worth doing the youtube search. She looked pretty good.

[Londoner]

Ya, it is worth doing the youtube search. She looked pretty good.

its already on youtube? what do you search for?

[VSG]

I meant searching in about 6-8 hours. Sorry about the mislead. Oh great, stupid segment coming up.

[Londoner]

ah ok.

[Shadow]

He gonna bring out Lita?

[Londoner]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Skippord]

how is Pee Wee Herman not a pedophile?

[Dukelorange]

A Pee Wee segment...

save.us.Miz....

[Shadow]

................................................................................ring?

Oh great.

[Skippord]

lol this may be the only funny thing Michael Cole has ever done

YES!!!

[RawRocks]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Londoner]

A Pee Wee segment...

save.us.Miz....

:)

[RawRocks]

Only the MIz can save this

[Shadow]

Miz and Pee Wee.....this will be awesome.

[Cool King]

*Cole Talks About Pee Wee's Playhouse Characters*

North American Audience: :love:

Rest Of The World: :?:

[Dukelorange]

A Pee Wee segment...

save.us.Miz....

Called it I also call a pedophile crack...

[Nervous Ferret]

Hey RawROCKS, you SUCK.

Skippord do a TPWW post search on yr name

[Londoner]

lollllllll

[Skippord]

alright

[Londoner]

ugh

[Dukelorange]

The ring thing is kinda funny....

[treyace]

LMAO ok now this is funny
thank you miz
RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

pee wee angry

[Shadow]

Miz vs. Mark Henry.

[Cool King]

I'd rather have a Divas match right now.




















Yes, I actually just said that.

[Nark Order]

THE SECRET WORD!

[RawRocks]

Hey RawROCKS, you SUCK.

Skippord do a TPWW post search on yr name

What did i do? :?:

[Xerzes]

Make it stop.

[Londoner]

big show on raw, that makes sense...

[Dukelorange]

Big Top Pee Wee....

[Shadow]

Big Show! Or...Big...

Ironbite-I have no clue.

[ClockShot]

What the hell is Big Show doing on Raw?

[parkmania]

Cole: How embarrassing is this for the Miz?


Me: The Miz?!?! How embarrassing is this for Show?

[KIRA]

Oh Show :nono:

[Shadow]

The Big Pee Wee eh? Ok.

[Dukelorange]

THE DANCE!!!!

[Nervous Ferret]

What did i do? :?:
I don't know man. Who needs reasons in 2010

BizzaroKing and that MoFo guy are yr. friends right?

[RatedGSuperstar]

World Series and MNF tonight. Raw mailing it in.

[Londoner]

stupid internet fucked up for no good fucking reason just now. :mad:

[Cool King]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4124/45027118.png

[RawRocks]

I don't know man. Who needs reasons in 2010

BizzaroKing and that MoFo guy are yr. friends right?

:wtf:

[Londoner]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4124/45027118.png

that's how i felt a minute ago, well done for capturing the moment.

[Dukelorange]

I'm looking for this man...

http://www.jeffbots.com/conky1.jpg

[parkmania]

Wonder if we'll get another message from McMahon about how the Dept of Justice is trying to screw his wife in the election.

[Londoner]

big show looks crap when he loses weight

[Shadow]

Ooooooooooooooooh....I thought he was gonna wrestle in the Pee Wee outfit.

[RawRocks]

Johnny 5 would be a better guest host than Pee Wee. But again, I wouldn't be shocked if Johnny 5 is the anonymous GM.
http://www.morelike.com/johnny5.jpg

[Londoner]

Oooooooooooooooh...i thought shadow wasn't gonna complain.

[parkmania]

Johnny 5 Alive!

[Gerard]

What the hell is Big Show doing on Raw?

To make Pee Wee keep his Wee Wee in his pants.

[Shadow]

Oh shut up TL. Jesus you're so god damn negative.

[Londoner]

Oh shut up TL. Jesus you're so god damn negative.

:D

[Gerard]

Fucking sit down cole for Christ sake, he'd need to be on top of that table to look like he;s standing up.

[Shadow]

Oh Cole...yes, you're gay for the Miz. Stop it.

[Londoner]

only decent ending that.

[Shadow]

Hey he got DQed....awwwwww. Cole's hard-on just shrunk.

[Dukelorange]

Johnny 5 would be a better guest host than Pee Wee. But again, I wouldn't be shocked if Johnny 5 is the anonymous GM.
http://www.morelike.com/johnny5.jpg

Better still


http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=256296488896&id=f8da993ca9106d992c91c379a5c0dee3

[Shadow]

What's the point of this campaign now?

[Londoner]

'its such a family, waaaaaa'

[Gerard]

Better still


http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=256296488896&id=f8da993ca9106d992c91c379a5c0dee3

Easily topped:

http://www.miserableretailslave.com/RobocopAndSting.jpg

:D

[Londoner]

why can't i sit down for wwe?

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[Poit]

Bathtime with Barrett & Cena!

[Gerard]

Its amazing how Cena is "part" of nexus yet he's still wearing his merchandise. Wonder if he's giving Barrett a cut under the table...

[RawRocks]

Come on WWE, your own talent doesn't get the point of the Stand Up campaign.

[Gerard]

Otunga and "Talent" in the same sentence....ooh look here comes the Apocolypse.

[KIRA]

"Here random B-list celebrity read this on the air emphasize the word family andDONT deviate from the script!" (guards cock guns)

[Shisen Kopf]

woooooo Rasslin!!!!

[ClockShot]

Hey, a wedding on the web.

[Dukelorange]

Easily topped:

http://www.miserableretailslave.com/RobocopAndSting.jpg

:D

Capital Combat 90: Return of Robocop....

You got class...

[Skippord]

possibly the greatest theme music ever

DiBiase's that is

[parkmania]

At least the "marriage" will (hopefully) mean that we won't be subjected to diva's challenges tomorrow might.

[Shadow]

BRYAN'S GONNA KICK YOUR HEAD OFF!

[parkmania]

Bryan shaved recently!

[Londoner]

LOVING THIS

[Shadow]

I wish he'd bust out Cattle Mutilation at some point.

[ClockShot]

Giants win the World Series.

[RawRocks]

Congrats to the San Francisco Giants on winning the 2010 World Series.

[Londoner]

Giants win the World Series.

Good, fuck off texas.

[Shadow]

I would sooooooooooo stuff Layla's mouth with my cock.

[ClockShot]

Natalya vs. LayCool member again? This is getting old.

[Londoner]

I would sooooooooooooo stufff natalya's mouth with my cock.

[Shadow]

So is Natayla gonna kill Michell McBotch?

[parkmania]

So is Natayla gonna kill Michell McBotch?

We can only get so lucky...


Besides, if she did, Taker would just ressurect her.

[Gerard]

I would sooooooooooo stuff Layla's mouth with my cock.

To get her to fuck up with that annoying high pitched whiney voice. Sounds like a fucking cat getting pumped by a Donkey.

[Londoner]

To get her to fuck up with that annoying high pitched whiney voice. Sounds like a fucking cat getting pumped by a Donkey.

:lol:

[Shadow]

When they break up Laycool I can't wait to see who goes face. Bet it'll be Layla.

[Savio]

King needs to stop hating on SU

[Londoner]

god her acting needs sorting out.

[Poit]

Shouldn't Michelle have won that by DQ, after Layla (accidentally) hit her?

[Londoner]

layla that is.

[Shadow]

Is that....Freddie Prinz?

[ClockShot]

Freddie?

[Londoner]

vince

:(

[dronepool]

Wait what? Why is he in coma? Did I miss something? :lol:

[RawRocks]

Freddie Prinz Jr! and Vince

[parkmania]

Freddie Prinze Jr. sighting.

[Savio]

Wait....Vince has been in a coma for months.....but was on a video last week?

[Londoner]

fuck off dronepool

[Skippord]

that felt unnecessary

[dronepool]

fuck off dronepool

"Make me"

[Innovator]

After that 10 second segment, I want to start a Stand Up To WWE movement

[Providence Peep]

Anyone here getting tix for the Rumble?

[Londoner]

"Make me"

you're not worth the effort :rant:

[Xero]

lol at Vince in a coma.

[Skippord]

when did Freddie Prinze get his medical degree

[Gerard]

Talk about Desperation.....

[dronepool]

you're not worth the effort :rant:

:wave::wave:

[Innovator]

Is this really winning anyone over?

[Shadow]

Vince has to be caught up by Freddie Prinz Jr.

this is kinda...awesome.

[The Show Off]

For a shameless plug for Linda's Senate campaign that was fairly funny.

[Londoner]

For a shameless plug for Linda's Senate campaign that was fairly funny.

yeh lol

[Skippord]

when did this become Dallas?

[Shadow]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

[Londoner]

ok now this has gone weird

[Savio]

lol pretty sure he's brain dead.

[Skippord]

also James Steele definitely just came

[Poit]

What the fuck? :lol:

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Gotta love Connecticut.

[Cool King]

:wtf:

[Loose Cannon]

what the fuck

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I wonder if WWE will catch shit for that one...

[Xerzes]

And that's what masturbation looks like.

[Providence Peep]

I don't think I fully understand all of that :|

[James Steele]

I HEARD TRIPLE H'S VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

I don't think I fully understand all of that :|

well that's nothing new is it

but we forgive you this time.

[parkmania]

I don't think I fully understand all of that :|

You're probably better off that you DON'T.

[James Steele]

Very subtle, Vince.

[dronepool]

That was actually an entertaining piece, sorta miss shit like that.

[Providence Peep]

So, Steph was dreaming that her father came out of a coma. When she woke up, she asked Trips if her father was "still" in a coma. When was VKM in a "coma"? Wasn't that a couple of years ago?