Greatest Facials

[Lock Jaw]

So, there was recently a "greatest talkers" list... but... who has the best facial expressions? People who can bring a whole other dimension with just the mere look on their faces.

six to start:

William Regal
Chris Jericho
Vince McMahon
Tajiri
CM Punk
JBL

[Lock Jaw]

Steve Blackman goes without saying, also.

Some great examples:

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/Picture1-16.png

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/Picture2.png

[Lock Jaw]

http://mimg.ugo.com/200809/17556/William-regal.jpg

[James Steele]

http://0a.img.v4.skyrock.net/0a0/h-h-h-triple-h-h-h/pics/1992368997_1.jpg

[James Steele]

Triple H plays an evil bastard better than anyone!

[CSL]

Orton.

[James Steele]

Orton.

Yes...nothing can top "Epic Stare" and "Angry Stare" or "Spastic Retard Pounding The Mat And Dislocating His Fucking Shoulder Like A Jackass" and the always popular "Acting Like An Unprofessional Twat When Something Goes Wrong...FUCKING STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"

[Johnny McNasty]

The guy has range.

[KIRA]

I 'd actually agree with Orton being on the list, it takes quite a bit to just stand there and still be perceived as an unhinged psychopath and all he does is glare its really all he needs to do

Edge is the other kind of of psycho the raving lunatic and his facial expressions are EVIL

HHH sorry to say James but HHH dosent really have a readable face even when hes being a sadistic heel unlike edge and orton his face seems unable to portray that

[Triple A]

Greatest Facials

[Tom Guycott]

from that list? Gonna have to go with Regal. His promos and skits are just that much better because of the range with which he can emote purely by reactionary facial expressions.

[Tom Guycott]

Greatest Facials

::Beavis laugh:: heh heh yeah, heh heh.

I was going to pick Jeanna Jamison, before I got the gist of what the thread was REALLY aboot.

[KIRA]

But yeah no one is i the same league as regal (Punk is a VERY CLOSE second ) I realized that when he got his first look at Darren Young his face had an epic WTF look

[glanville6]

Jericho. Loved the way his lips quivered when he was angry.

[Perry Saturn]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/batista%20funny/heyalex/cryingdave-1.png?o=3

[Nicky Fives]

William Regal, followed closely by Jericho.....

[Xero]

Jericho and Punk immediately come to mind.

Not really facials, but Punk is just hilariously awesome with the stuff he does. If you don't pay attention you miss a lot of his stuff.

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Can't find it but I wanted to also post the NXT finale where everyone was fighting and he was like "I'm done. Peace" and just walked out.

Edit: lol found it.

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[MoFo]

Alberto Del Rio.

[The Jayman]

Kane

[Rammsteinmad]

Been looking for that NXT finale clip. :lol:

[Perry Saturn]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qu15clDr-iM/Sr58hLpNZII/AAAAAAAAAh8/ilY7MaALY-s/s320/perry+saturn.jpg

[Savio]

HHH gave steph a great facial

[The Jayman]

with his taped up right hand

[Savio]

Rey Mysterio

[jskinnyg]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qu15clDr-iM/Sr58hLpNZII/AAAAAAAAAh8/ilY7MaALY-s/s320/perry+saturn.jpg

:y:
:yes::yes::yes:

[Goulet]

http://www.gumgod.com/images/mike_sdwarrior_warrior.jpg
http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/162/541/572/lAVvegpk7pJvcNG.jpg

[CSL]

Yes...nothing can top "Epic Stare" and "Angry Stare" or "Spastic Retard Pounding The Mat And Dislocating His Fucking Shoulder Like A Jackass" and the always popular "Acting Like An Unprofessional Twat When Something Goes Wrong...FUCKING STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"

You silly boy.

[Haze]

William Regal has always had the art of facial expressions down.

Wanted to included this other gem from NXT that featured both Regal and CM Punk.

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@ around the 2:00 min mark

[Jordan]

Vince for sure

[Storer50]

Paul Bearer

[SaskatchewanChamp]

Hogan

[itsmeJD]

Greatest Facials

That's what she said....

[RiX1024]

William Regal hands down.

[The Pope]

Kurt Angle's facial
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[The Naitch]

Everyone has their own facials. You can't really pick who has the GREATEST FACIAL since almost everybody has to wrestle with some sort of expression on their face to sell shit

On the other hand, Alberto Del Rio has the best facials when it comes to promo delivery. If you're talking about facials in regards to a match or selling during a match, everybody has one

[Goulet]

http://www.luttemedia.com/images/e/ed/Armando_Alejandro_Estrada.jpg

[Gerard]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/random/heman.gif

[Swiss Ultimate]

Greatest Facials

I was waiting for the NSFW tags..

[Josef Von Schmidt]

Ze world has one performer who fits ze bill for having ze greatest facial expressions and eet is I Josef Von Schmidt.

http://julict.tripod.com/vonschmidt/picturespromo/promo2.jpg

http://julict.tripod.com/vonschmidt/picturespromo/promo3.jpg

http://julict.tripod.com/vonschmidt/picturespromo/promo4.jpg

http://julict.tripod.com/vonschmidt/picturespromo/promonew1.jpg

http://julict.tripod.com/vonschmidt/picturespromo/promonew2.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

This is not helping your career Jo.

[Josef Von Schmidt]

My career needs no help, I am already very rich, powerful and influential among ze Upper Crust of European bureaucrats.

I am also ze most dashing man on ze planet despite zat bastard Cody Rhodes' claims.

[CSL]

That is a brutal sock.

[Josef Von Schmidt]

Eet iz not a sock, you fool. Eet is quite clearly a monocle. Monocles are fashionable among ze rich and important. Neither of which you are.

[James Steele]

Josef Von Schmidt, please allow me to cum on your face. You have made me aroused like the average Triple H ppv match.

[Fignuts]

Regal. A thousand times Regal.

[James Steele]

Regal is the fucking man. He made that horrible segment with Cryme Tyme dancing around Vince McMahon not only watchable but enjoyable.

[stultiloquy]

Vince, Regal, and Daffney.

[The Naitch]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qu15clDr-iM/Sr58hLpNZII/AAAAAAAAAh8/ilY7MaALY-s/s320/perry+saturn.jpg

:rofl:

[Xero]

Vince, Regal, and Daffney.

Mmmmmm, Daffney facial.

[Sixx]

Thread title is misleading.

[The Pope]

Mmmmmm, Daffney facial.

I'll be back guys :naughty:.....

[Volare]

Thread title is misleading.

It sure as fuck is!

[thedamndest]

Orlando Jordan

[Juan]

That is a brutal sock.

Pretty sure it's Brigstocke

[RatedGSuperstar]

Someone who could work in both contexts:

http://s2.hubimg.com/u/720297_f260.jpg

[Schlomey]

current roster is cm punk

[Next Big Thing]

http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/the_rock.jpg?w=450

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xwLl2pWg5F4/SbAfmK7kDMI/AAAAAAAAAk4/3xsC0eFPFv8/s320/Rocks+Eyebrow.jpg

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:eEOYbvBLeT5oWM:http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a298/jaxthegreat1/wwe/rock.jpg&t=1

http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/03/carey/talk.jpg

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/6353082319/6353017434/PROFILE/i.idlestudios.com/img/q/u/08/04/02/rock.jpg

[Goulet]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Wiki-facial.png

[BizarroKing]

http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv175/GR8DANE_RIP/HHH-Angry.gif