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#1-norm-fan

11-20-2010, 12:23 PM

From the front page...

Shawn Michaels tweeted Friday night that he got hit by a drunk driver: The fam&I got hit by a drunk driver 2nite @50mph.All r OK. I did however jerk him out of his seat quite abruptly&say”bad” words;-) Thx all. We’re fine. Car is fine. I drive a tank. Kids were fired up. Wanted 2 beat him up. Poor guy hit the craziest fam he cud:-) All I can say is he was staring at a couple “things” that let him kno he hit the wrong people. Legally speaking of course:-) We appreciate u 4 caring. Hey on a side note. Make good choices if u can. Nobodys perfect, just try ok? Luv ya, u nuts:-) That’s unreal. What is wrong with people – DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!

So what are your thoughts on Shawn Michaels raping this dude in front of and possibly with the help of his family? Deserved? Anti-christian?

The Naitch

11-20-2010, 12:49 PM

what?

Fignuts

11-20-2010, 01:14 PM

GOOD ONE

thedamndest

11-20-2010, 01:42 PM

Guy deserved it.

Blitz

11-20-2010, 02:04 PM

Hahahaha man for a second there I seriously thought Shawn Michaels raped a guy! You got me so good!

Londoner

11-20-2010, 02:13 PM

^

Same here!

VSG

11-20-2010, 02:19 PM

Wow you are bad!

thedamndest

11-20-2010, 02:21 PM

So is he being charged with anything?

Kane Knight

11-20-2010, 02:36 PM

You just made the Kliqtards cream their pants for nothing.

Loose Cannon

11-20-2010, 03:26 PM

I can seriouly picture pissed off HBK giving that guys car a little sweet chin music right when HBK got out of his

addy2hotty

11-20-2010, 03:39 PM

BollywoodSingh

11-20-2010, 04:08 PM

From the front page...

Shawn Michaels tweeted Friday night that he got hit by a drunk driver: The fam&I got hit by a drunk driver 2nite @50mph.All r OK. I did however jerk him out of his seat quite abruptly&say”bad” words;-) Thx all. We’re fine. Car is fine. I drive a tank. Kids were fired up. Wanted 2 beat him up. Poor guy hit the craziest fam he cud:-) All I can say is he was staring at a couple “things” that let him kno he hit the wrong people. Legally speaking of course:-) We appreciate u 4 caring. Hey on a side note. Make good choices if u can. Nobodys perfect, just try ok? Luv ya, u nuts:-) That’s unreal. What is wrong with people – DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!
So what are your thoughts on Shawn Michaels raping this dude in front of and possibly with the help of his family? Deserved? Anti-christian?

I hate when Ryan Clark gives his own comments on the news that he posts. It's always the most generic, pointless comments.

And what is so "unreal" about a drunk driver? Not like it's so uncommon.

Wishbone

11-20-2010, 06:42 PM

This is the most awesome thing ever only thing that would have made it better is if Shawn had Sweet Chined that mother f**ker back to the stone age.

voncouch

11-21-2010, 04:06 AM

Imagine being drunk off your ass, crashing into another car, and out pops Shawn Michaels. You'd be wondering if there was something else in that last gin and tonic.

Xero

11-21-2010, 09:45 AM

Especially when he cuts a promo on you.

VSG

11-21-2010, 09:47 AM

I would willingly crash into Hogan's car if he would cut a promo on me/died on impact.

Aguakate

11-21-2010, 03:18 PM

It's probable that the only reason Shawn "toughened up" on the guy was because he was drunk, considering HBK doesn't have the best track record when it comes to being tough outside the ring...remember what happened the LAST time he tried to be tough out on the street (1995, Syracuse). He doesn't have the best track record as it relates to being a real life tough guy.

James Steele

11-21-2010, 03:36 PM

It's probable that the only reason Shawn "toughened up" on the guy was because he was drunk, considering HBK doesn't have the best track record when it comes to being tough outside the ring...remember what happened the LAST time he tried to be tough out on the street (1995, Syracuse). He doesn't

He was assaulted by a group of thugs who couldn't handle the fact that one of their women wanted HBK more than them.

Aguakate

11-21-2010, 03:38 PM

He was assaulted by a group of thugs who couldn't handle the fact that one of their women wanted HBK more than them.

Yeah but on the "Heartbreak and Triump" DVD, Triple H mentions that Shawn would get into trouble when he was "out on the town", but that he (Triple H), Hall, Nash and X-Pac (The Kliq) were always there to back him up, so no one would do anything. That night in Syracuse, he wasn't with them, so...it didn't go well.

You can see it here, from the 2:00 mark on:

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James Steele

11-21-2010, 04:03 PM

Yes, Shawn Michaels could be a drunk prick in a bar! HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTT

Also, it still doesn't make him a pussy because he couldn't fight 10 marines by himself at a bar.

Aguakate

11-21-2010, 04:06 PM

Yes, Shawn Michaels could be a drunk prick in a bar! HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTT

Also, it still doesn't make him a pussy because he couldn't fight 10 marines by himself at a bar.

I didn't say that, just that, considering what he went through, and considering that 15 years later, things out on the street are much more dangerous (nobody uses their fists anymore in fights, now they'll just shoot u), HBK should know better.

Rammsteinmad

11-21-2010, 04:25 PM

He may be a pussy when compared to all the other wrestlers out there, but he could probably kick all of our asses.

FourFifty

11-21-2010, 05:37 PM

Nightwing

11-22-2010, 12:22 PM

Looks like he was practicing a new gimmick for his big return... :shifty:

Jamal1846

11-23-2010, 10:08 AM

Shawn got beat down by only 1 of the marines!!!

James Steele

11-23-2010, 02:11 PM

Shawn got beat down by only 1 of the marines!!!

I will believe Shawn over you..."Jamal".

Jamal1846

11-24-2010, 10:13 PM

I will believe Shawn over you..."Jamal".

So there's this guy that comes into 7-11 quite a bit and we shoot the shit now and again. Few days ago he comes in and there are some punk kids standing outside (yes, I am going somewhere with this before a mod gives up and moves the thread) and he says "God, I'd love to just hit them but I'd probably get arressted and there's a few out there". I replied with "Hit the biggest one square in the jaw, that'll knock him down. Good shot to the jaw takes anybody down". He says "You got that right, I remember being in a bar in New York awhile back when I was in the army and one of my buddies knocked out a big wrestler with just one punch to the jaw". I said "Oh shit, really? Who?" and he replied "Shawn Michaels"

Well of course I went on to ask where exactly the bar was and as I expected he said "Syracuse". Turns out this guy was there for the Syracuse incident so I started asking more questions about it. He said "Shawn Michaels, that 1-2-3 Kid guy and Davey Boy Smith came into the bar. Must have been when Shawn Michaels was World Champ or something because he had the belt with him (I didn't bother tell him it was the Intercontinental title), anyways there was about 20 of us G.I.s on weekend leave and some of us brought our girlfriends. Shawn Michaels decides to try and pick up the girlfriend of a G.I. about my size (couldn't be taller than 5ft 8 and 175lbs soaking wet) ignoring the G.I. right beside her. Well this guy gets pretty pissed but keeping composed tells Shawn that they're together and could he just leave them be. Michaels starts acting like a big shot, tells him just who he is, says he's got back up (pointing at Waltman and Davey Boy) and that he's going to take his woman back to the hotel. The G.I. gets pissed, starts yelling, Michaels pushes him and the G.I. proceeds to punch Michaels ONCE in the jaw and knock him silly. From there the guy started stomping on Michaels and kicking him in the head with steel-toed boots. 1-2-3 Kid made the bartender call the cops and then ran outside to flag them down when they got there. Davey Boy did nothing and no other G.I.s did a thing. In the end the guy got arrested, had to pay Shawn's medical bills after Shawn sued and he's also barred for like from WWF things. He didn't care about that part though because he thinks wrestling is gay."

So there ya go. One G.I. beat up Michaels for hitting on his girlfriend and being a prick. It wasn't 300 marines throwing the guy into the hoods of cars or anything. Just some steel-toed boots repeatedly into the side of his dome.

Thought everybody might find that interesting though.

James Steele

11-24-2010, 10:50 PM

So there's this guy that comes into 7-11 quite a bit and we shoot the shit now and again. Few days ago he comes in and there are some punk kids standing outside (yes, I am going somewhere with this before a mod gives up and moves the thread) and he says "God, I'd love to just hit them but I'd probably get arressted and there's a few out there". I replied with "Hit the biggest one square in the jaw, that'll knock him down. Good shot to the jaw takes anybody down". He says "You got that right, I remember being in a bar in New York awhile back when I was in the army and one of my buddies knocked out a big wrestler with just one punch to the jaw". I said "Oh shit, really? Who?" and he replied "Shawn Michaels"

Well of course I went on to ask where exactly the bar was and as I expected he said "Syracuse". Turns out this guy was there for the Syracuse incident so I started asking more questions about it. He said "Shawn Michaels, that 1-2-3 Kid guy and Davey Boy Smith came into the bar. Must have been when Shawn Michaels was World Champ or something because he had the belt with him (I didn't bother tell him it was the Intercontinental title), anyways there was about 20 of us G.I.s on weekend leave and some of us brought our girlfriends. Shawn Michaels decides to try and pick up the girlfriend of a G.I. about my size (couldn't be taller than 5ft 8 and 175lbs soaking wet) ignoring the G.I. right beside her. Well this guy gets pretty pissed but keeping composed tells Shawn that they're together and could he just leave them be. Michaels starts acting like a big shot, tells him just who he is, says he's got back up (pointing at Waltman and Davey Boy) and that he's going to take his woman back to the hotel. The G.I. gets pissed, starts yelling, Michaels pushes him and the G.I. proceeds to punch Michaels ONCE in the jaw and knock him silly. From there the guy started stomping on Michaels and kicking him in the head with steel-toed boots. 1-2-3 Kid made the bartender call the cops and then ran outside to flag them down when they got there. Davey Boy did nothing and no other G.I.s did a thing. In the end the guy got arrested, had to pay Shawn's medical bills after Shawn sued and he's also barred for like from WWF things. He didn't care about that part though because he thinks wrestling is gay."

So there ya go. One G.I. beat up Michaels for hitting on his girlfriend and being a prick. It wasn't 300 marines throwing the guy into the hoods of cars or anything. Just some steel-toed boots repeatedly into the side of his dome.

Thought everybody might find that interesting though.

A) I call bullshit.

B) If it is true, the son of a bitch should be locked away for attempted murder.

Dirk Ziggler

11-28-2010, 05:06 AM

I hope he gave him the Sweet Chin Music

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SaskatchewanChamp

11-28-2010, 11:23 AM

Kind of wish he got paralyzed. Is that bad?

Volare

11-28-2010, 12:04 PM

Yes that is, for SHAME sir!