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Marc the Smark
04-23-2004, 09:54 PM
These are what I call wrestling moves!

To "Nash" - To injure yourself while performing some mundane task, like walking down stairs

To "Goldberg" - To snort, sniffle and growl

To "RVD" - To get high

To "Hogan" - 1. to make yourself a star by backhanded politics 2. to appear as if stuck in a time warp, by doing the exact same thing you did last match/run.

To "Jeff Jarrrett" - To burn your bridges with the world's top wrestling company, then build your own bush league fed.

To "Big Show" - To *not* be a jigalo, and still get paid according only to your size.

You can probably think of better ones.

James Steele
04-23-2004, 10:02 PM
To "Brock": Become a republican only on the basis of Al Gore creating the internet

To "Flair": Become a republican only on the basis of outsiders acting like they are on the inside

To "Shane-O-Mac": To Kill Off Any Credibility Left Of A Great Talent Only To Disappear For Another 2 years

To "Orton": To have people kiss your ass only because your carried by Ric Flair

Batsu
04-23-2004, 10:04 PM
These are what I call wrestling moves!

To "Nash" - To injure yourself while performing some mundane task, like walking down stairs

To "Goldberg" - To snort, sniffle and growl

To "RVD" - To get high

To "Hogan" - 1. to make yourself a star by backhanded politics 2. to appear as if stuck in a time warp, by doing the exact same thing you did last match/run.

To "Jeff Jarrrett" - To burn your bridges with the world's top wrestling company, then build your own bush league fed.

To "Big Show" - To *not* be a jigalo, and still get paid according only to your size.

You can probably think of better ones.

In my almost undecipherable lexicon, we have a term: "Benoit". It means several things, one or two not completely unique to Benoit, but we associate that with him nonetheless:

To "Benoit"

1) do the swan dive headbutt from a higher point, Benoit style.

2) do a German suplex, most notably the multiple German suplexes.

3) do the Crossface (or STF, traceable to the N64 game No Mercy)

when anyone does any of these things, particularly in fighting video games, it's customary to say "BENOIT!", "Crap, I just got Benoit-ed", or something else of the sort. "Benoit" also refers to the loss of one's teeth, preferrably one of the ones up front. ex. "I'm looking quite Benoit today", or "Ha ha, that guy's all Benoit with the hockey smile"

Though, as it pertains to your post:

To Benoit: To make intense facial gestures, and to appear as very angry, but when the mic is handed to you, suddenly become the opposite, to the point of complete stoicism.

Marc the Smark
04-23-2004, 10:05 PM
To "Shane-O-Mac": To Kill Off Any Credibility Left Of A Great Talent Only To Disappear For Another 2 years

Sad but true :nono:

Mikey
04-23-2004, 11:19 PM
[QUOTE=Red Hot Scott]

To "Hogan" - 1. to make yourself a star by backhanded politics 2. to appear as if stuck in a time warp, by doing the exact same thing you did last match/run.

I would be lying if I said it was untrue :nono:

parker
04-23-2004, 11:42 PM
To "Nash" - To injure yourself while performing some mundane task, like walking down stairs





I have done that...I tore some tissue in my knee stepping over some rocks at one of my old summer jobs. I couldn't blame Nash for his injury after that.

Nowhere Man
04-24-2004, 04:32 AM
To "Flair:" to go from a well-respected legend to a cranky old bastard (or to grow flabby man-boobs)

To "Vince:" To never make any sense whatsoever in any business decisions, then come up with one or two good ones and be hailed as a genius.

To "Bradshaw:" To be a complete and total ass to everyone around you except for the boss, who rewards you for sucking up so much with a huge promotion.

To "Shane Douglas:" To be a complete and total ass to everyone around you including the boss, thus assuring you won't be able to find work anywhere.

Nark Order
04-24-2004, 05:03 AM
To "Rico": To dress up like the biggest flaming homosexual that has ever lived and randomly dry hump people as they wonder what the hell is going on...