Meet Mrs. Jack Swagger

[Mr. Nerfect]

Catalina White has apparently said she married Jack Swagger over the weekend:

http://a.images.blip.tv/Mixedmagazine-Catalinawhiteproject2731.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/09/03/shessogoodsogood/fs_Catalina_White_12.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3243/2385484298_af9ea4d8ea.jpg

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/q1yrga9ok847wuqp.jpg

http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/13/64/97/94/l_8b4e10.jpg

http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc355/gabby39_photo/Catalina_White_5.jpg

http://www.free-press-release.com/members/members_pic/200806/img/1212615525.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/09/03/shessogoodsogood/fs_Catalina_White_13.jpg

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Catalina%20White/catkwhite/Catalina_White_10.jpg

http://withfriendship.com/images/j/48570/in-june-is-catalina-white.jpg

http://withfriendship.com/images/j/48570/Catalina-White-pic.jpg

http://www.kocosports.com/mmatn/CWTALL.jpg

http://www.fondos-iphone.es/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/catalina_white.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/09/03/shessogoodsogood/fs_Catalina_White_12.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__d7zzaR-7xk/SanL2E1TjrI/AAAAAAAAAiw/4D4WdbH2HIw/s400/Catalina+white.jpg

http://bugehoobs.com/img/upload/cache/480x289_catalina_white_49a7e05c34b35.jpg

She makes my Eagle Soar.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hUIdIHeKhKA/S8A35u-QmAI/AAAAAAAAADw/hlfzWnCHDCY/s1600/jack-swagger.jpg

Celebrate, Jack.

[whiteyford]

Explains his goofy grin.

[Innovator]

So thats the girl he was talking about backdooring on Twitter.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The All-Anal American.

[Ermaximus]

The All-Anal American.

American.

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't care for Mrs. Swagger either.

[Nicky Fives]

pretty damn good for a guy with a speech impediment.....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

American.

American....American...American...American!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm pretty sure she married him around Wrestlemania weekend or around the time he cashed in Money in the Bank.

[BizarroKing]

Lucky SOB. :drool:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy fuck she did a sex tape! She did a sex tape! She did a sex tape!!!!

http://www.catalinawhite.com/

Somebody find this on torrents!!

[Domino]

She probably thucked hith dick.

[Triple Naitch]

She enjoys munching on his Swaggie.

[Xero]

Biff gets all the ladies.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Shit why didn't I use Jack Swagger as Biff in my Back to the Future parody on Smackdown 2010? I'll do it for the sequel for Smackdown 2011!

[Xero]

lol

[Ermaximus]

Shit why didn't I use Jack Swagger as Biff in my Back to the Future parody on Smackdown 2010? I'll do it for the sequel for Smackdown 2011!

You better damned well cast Stone Cold as Mr. Strickland.

"I wanna see your hall pass you sonova bitch!"

"My hall pass?"

"WHAT?"

[CSL]

http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc355/gabby39_photo/Catalina_White_5.jpg

lol pretty sure this is what she's wearing in the aforementioned sex tape.

[Rammsteinmad]

Wow.

I'm surprised WWE hasn't offered her a job.

[CSL]

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Because it took about 0.8 seconds to find

[bigslimjj]

Here it is.NSFW!!!!


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[CSL]

Wow.

I'm surprised WWE hasn't offered her a job.

"Been there, done that".

[Shadrick]

You better damned well cast Stone Cold as Mr. Strickland.

"I wanna see your hall pass you sonova bitch!"

"My hall pass?"

"WHAT?"

I lol'd hard

[Rollermacka]

pretty damn good for a guy with a speech impediment.....

Think about it, if you got to use your tounge on that every night you'd have a speech impediment too. (I know I would)

[El Fangel]

One thing that her and Batistas daughter has in common is they look like they cant suck a dick worth a fuck.

[Rammsteinmad]

Holy shit! Does Swagger know his missus was fucking Randy Orton?

[edyhdrawde]

One thing that her and Batistas daughter has in common is they look like they cant suck a dick worth a fuck.


Even a bad blowjob is a good blowjob.

[jskinnyg]

Biff gets all the ladies.

:lol::lol::lol:

[Theo Dious]

Holy shit! Does Swagger know his missus was fucking Randy Orton?

I'm sure we've learned it but Randy is totally in the dark.

[Theo Dious]

Even a bad blowjob is a good blowjob.

The fact that you say that leads me to beleive you have had neither.

[edyhdrawde]

The fact that you say that leads me to beleive you have had neither.

Well aren't you just full of idiot speculation.

[Mooияakeя™]

Not bad for him.

[Brigstocke]

He's obviously putting his fat tongue to good use there.

[Loose Cannon]

The fact that you say that leads me to beleive you have had neither.

lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Was the Swagga Soaring Eagle his best man at the wedding?

[CSL]

Yes.

[Cool King]

I'm surprised that there hasn't been an "On your knees" joke yet.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You better damned well cast Stone Cold as Mr. Strickland.

"I wanna see your hall pass you sonova bitch!"

"My hall pass?"

"WHAT?"

You're a Slacker? What? What? What? What? What? What?

[Lock Jaw]

"No McMahon ever amounted to anything in the history of Connecticut!"

"Yeah... well history is gonna change!"

[VSG]

Am I the only one to know of this long ago? I had seen that tape too, nothing special.

[SOCCER LEGS]

World Wrestling Entertainment (2008)

In October 2008, White debuted in Florida Championship Wrestling during a Limbo Contest under the name Veronica Blaze. She competed in her first match in December 2008 where she was defeated by Girl From Mexico. Later she teamed up with Eve Torres and defeated the team of Wesley Holiday and Alicia Fox. She competed in the Queen of FCW Tournament which she eventually changed her ring name to Saylor James and lost against The Girl From Mexico after Rosa Mendes attacked her from behind.

[SOCCER LEGS]

not sure why anyone would marry a chick who did sleezy internet porn like that but whatever i guess.

[Droford]

not sure why anyone would marry a chick who did sleezy internet porn like that but whatever i guess.

At the rate things are going, you wont have anyone left to marry if you have such high standards as to not want to marry a woman who didnt do internet porn at least once..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

not sure why anyone would marry a chick who did sleezy internet porn like that but whatever i guess.

Cause look at that ass....

[The Naitch]

Gold Digger

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If she was a gold digger, wouldn't she choose somebody who isn't a midcarder?

[bigslimjj]

This thread should be called "Meat Mrs. Jack Swagger."

[The Naitch]

If she was a gold digger, wouldn't she choose somebody who isn't a midcarder?

she'll take whatever she can get. It was probably out of convenience, the only option she had. Of course, because I know these things :shifty:

[Ermaximus]

This thread should be called "Beat Your Meat to Mrs. Jack Swagger."

[Johnny Vegas]

At the rate things are going, you wont have anyone left to marry if you have such high standards as to not want to marry a woman who didnt do internet porn at least once..

Sadly, this is true. The last 2 girls i got phone numbers from later on told me either: 1) They've done a sex video 2) Have taken it in the ass and wouldn't mind it again

[BizarroKing]

I'd use her ass as a bongo drum. Just saying.

[ron the dial]

i would use her ass as a means of ejaculation. just saying.

[Ermaximus]

I'd bounce quarters off her ass while she stripped on sta...er I mean the bed. Just saying.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

She's the Swagger whorering Eagle! :)

[SOCCER LEGS]

Sadly, this is true. The last 2 girls i got phone numbers from later on told me either: 1) They've done a sex video 2) Have taken it in the ass and wouldn't mind it again

the worst part about it is both of these girls were in 8th grade

[Ermaximus]

the worst part about it is both of these girls were in 8th grade

Are you saying that you're a pedophile SOCCER LEGS?

[Rollermacka]

the worst part about it is both of these girls were in 8th grade

Are you saying that you're a pedophile SOCCER LEGS?

http://www.observer.com/files/full/061206_article_nytv.jpg
Why dont you come on in here and take a seat? No, no, no, take a seat. So what are you doin here?

[Indifferent Clox]

I'm not saying I would ever get myself into that situation. But if I did I'd punch that dude in the face for being all smug. hell I'd probably be going to jail anyway.

[The Naitch]

they need to bring back "To Catch A Predator", so we can finally see Xero on national TV

[Theo Dious]

http://www.observer.com/files/full/061206_article_nytv.jpg
Why dont you come on in here and take a seat? No, no, no, take a seat. So what are you doin here?

Christ... is that John Cena's high school senior picture?