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Indifferent Clox
12-22-2010, 12:18 PM
best one liners from songs. GO

Johnny Vegas
12-22-2010, 02:33 PM
:y:

Have to say that My Dark Twisted Fantasy..is becoming MY Dark Twisted Fantasy

I mean that in the horniest, perverted way possible

Savio
12-22-2010, 02:56 PM
ewww

Buzzkill
12-22-2010, 04:16 PM
Theres gonna be a lot of slow singin / and flower bringin / if my burglar alarm starts ringin

Buzzkill
12-22-2010, 05:50 PM
Got my heart broken by this girl named Tammy / But ho's will be ho's so I couldn't blame Tammy

FakeLaser
12-22-2010, 07:31 PM
I'm five out of eight computers on a scale of computers

Don't tempt me/I burn hemp leaves/more style than ten fonzy bentleys/I'm Ray Liotta from Goodfellas

Ho Ho Ho Merry Kwanzaa Hanukkah Ramadan/got more rhymes than Jay Elect's got Ramalamadingdong/Damalon Parmigiana cheese on the ravioli/holy Spicoli Batman I'm Sean Penn

Ace Ventura seventh grade humor tumor/Family Guy quotin for laughs you played out

This is your brain on drugs, fryin, the white man like Simba, Mufasa, lion

Slip like Freudian/yr. first and last steps to playing yrself like accordion

I got more head than Zordon

Buzzkill
12-23-2010, 12:33 PM
lol what is that last line from? Think I know all of the rest

Juan
12-23-2010, 12:38 PM
Every chick I bone can't leave the dick alone so I know it's one of them every time I flip my phone

Next Big Thing
12-23-2010, 12:41 PM
50 bodied you. I just laid the chalk down.

Actually any line from Lloyd Banks could go here.

Buzzkill
12-23-2010, 02:41 PM
Real g's move in silence like lasagna

FakeLaser
12-23-2010, 05:37 PM
lol what is that last line from? Think I know all of the rest
Fat Stima freestyle actually

Buzzkill
12-23-2010, 07:34 PM
That is awesome

Indifferent Clox
12-24-2010, 02:30 AM
Das racist

I'm sorry but it just dis.

Juan
12-24-2010, 02:50 AM
I grant you three wishes cuz I be the genie, niggas is ass out like fat bitches in bikinis

glanville6
12-24-2010, 03:16 AM
"Fuck the state pen, fuck ho's in Penn State."

Fox
12-28-2010, 02:36 PM
I ain't ever givin' in again,
Caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat em
So why the fuck would I join em when I beat em?
They call me a freak cause I like to
Spit on these pussies fore I eat 'em
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need 'em?

YoungFlyFlashy
01-02-2011, 04:04 PM
Get Jay, I'm on the celly flowin', tell Beyonce that My punchlines would have Kelly rollin' (rowland)

two guns name kelly and B So it wont be a miss-shelled (michele)

YoungFlyFlashy
01-02-2011, 04:07 PM
Why clap, my killa'll do it, I'm like Van Gundy on the sideline, yeah I'll (YAO) shoot it

YoungFlyFlashy
01-02-2011, 04:10 PM
victory consistently train all year to be the enemy's misery

YoungFlyFlashy
01-02-2011, 04:17 PM
I drop unexpectedly like bird shit

Some girls get too emotional, fanatic extremis....compulsive with malice incentives

call me beavis cause i get nothin butthead

Killing Y'all niggas on this lyrical shit Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips

FakeLaser
01-02-2011, 04:23 PM
never do drugs never smoked up a joint
never shot drugs up into my joints

FakeLaser
01-02-2011, 04:23 PM
Got more head than jcmoorehead (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=1883)

Johnny Vegas
01-03-2011, 12:44 AM
I drop unexpectedly like bird shit

Some girls get too emotional, fanatic extremis....compulsive with malice incentives

call me beavis cause i get nothin butthead

Killing Y'all niggas on this lyrical shit Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips

Nice one at the end i will say :y:..that is if it is your own material :)

CSL
01-03-2011, 06:37 PM
My dick - size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

YoungFlyFlashy
01-12-2011, 04:06 AM
...............nevermind

Swiss Ultimate
01-12-2011, 07:04 AM
Watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table

Kris P Lettus
01-12-2011, 12:43 PM
Explicit, I crystalize the rhymes so you can sniff it..

Swiss Ultimate
01-13-2011, 09:07 AM
Brothers want to hang with the Meth bring the rope
the only way you hang is by the neck nigga poke

Swiss Ultimate
01-13-2011, 09:07 AM
Pretty much everything in Bring the Pain rocks my shit.