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Xero
12-29-2010, 06:23 PM
From PWTorch:

Former TNA Knockouts champion Awesome Kong has signed with WWE, as confirmed by Kong today on Twitter.

"My dreams just came true today. I got my dream job. Yes, THAT one," Kong posted.

Kong's post confirms what sources told the Torch on Tuesday that Kong has signed with WWE.

teamXtremist
12-29-2010, 06:24 PM
wow just wow

Kris P Lettus
12-29-2010, 06:24 PM
Glad Mystic Tenshi is getting paid..

:cool:

Aguakate
12-29-2010, 06:27 PM
She doesn't say she signed with WWE. Could be something else, who knows?

Chavo Classic
12-29-2010, 06:30 PM
Great news for the division. Kong adds something different and should go straight into the roster. A surprise RR entrant perhaps?

parkmania
12-29-2010, 06:30 PM
Her dream job is driving trucks. Her hero was Luna Vachon.

Innovator
12-29-2010, 06:36 PM
About fucking time.

Cool King
12-29-2010, 06:42 PM
If only Aloisia actually made it to NXT.

Then I get the feeling the team of Natalya & Beth would be involved in an angle against the team of Kong & Aloisia sometime soon.

ooTin
12-29-2010, 06:43 PM
WWE will probably put her in to the Divas division for about a month. After she kills all of the divas ( and I literally mean kills) she will feud with Mark Henry in a big ugly black person match. The winner of which will get a shot at the wwe championship at backlash. Awesome Kong will win the championship and hold it until she retires. Then End.:shifty:

Nicky Fives
12-29-2010, 06:52 PM
10 bucks says she will be paired with LayCool as their bodyguard to take on the duo of Natalya & Beth Phoenix.......

Xero
12-29-2010, 06:54 PM
From PWInsider:

World Wrestling Entertainment is believed to have offered former TNA Knockouts champion Awesome Kong a contract.

Earlier today, Kong wrote the following on her twitter account: "My dreams just came true today. I got my dream job. Yes, THAT one."

WWE sources indicated that there's been discussion of signing Kong, who left TNA several months back, in recent weeks. One source claimed she had been brought to WWE Headquarters in Stamford about a month back but we were unable to double source the claim.

We don't have an official confirmation of a signing, but sources believed it was pretty much a done deal as of last week.

teamXtremist
12-29-2010, 06:57 PM
i loved kong in tna it will be interesting to c what kind of character vince turns her into in wwe

Xero
12-29-2010, 06:57 PM
Large Marge Henry

whiteyford
12-29-2010, 07:06 PM
You'd like to think that since the Awesome Kong - Gail Kim matches in TNA worked they'd use them in WWE. But really im more interested in what her new name will be.

ron the dial
12-29-2010, 07:08 PM
i certainly fucking hope so. would be great for the division if they don't just use her as a one off freakshow and then cast her aside.

The Naitch
12-29-2010, 07:09 PM
She'll get the usual treatment. Monster push as a monster, then eventually be relegated to comedic fodder, Vlad-Khali_style.

That's why Mark Henry went over on RAW last week. PLANTING THE SEEDS!

Xero
12-29-2010, 07:10 PM
I've said it before, but I don't want Kong coming in with a wrestling role. She's much too special to waste in the Diva's division. I want her to be somebody's bodyguard. Maybe add her to Miz's entourage.

The Naitch
12-29-2010, 07:16 PM
that would be nice

BizarroKing
12-29-2010, 07:19 PM
Have her wrestle in the men's division.

Ermaximus
12-29-2010, 07:30 PM
So THAT'S what happened to Shelton's mama!!!

Xero
12-29-2010, 07:31 PM
Kofi's Mama

Ermaximus
12-29-2010, 07:34 PM
That sounds about right for WWE creative.

Furious Beardsley
12-29-2010, 07:44 PM
this will be interesting. I give her 8 months before she is future endeavored.

Nark Order
12-29-2010, 07:54 PM
This is wonderful news.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-29-2010, 07:58 PM
In all seriousness it will probably be Amazing Kong since it's the name she owns the rights to.

Though Large Marge Henry would be fucking awesome Xero.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-29-2010, 07:59 PM
How long until she is beating Yoshi Tatsu and Zack Ryder in 2 on 1 handicapped matches?

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-29-2010, 08:01 PM
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Queen BaBomb Kong

Cool King
12-29-2010, 08:09 PM
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Queen BaBomb Kong

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/9615/ksbb.jpg

King Sheabob-ombus.

Droford
12-29-2010, 08:19 PM
Queen Kong (insert a name here)

Swiss Ultimate
12-29-2010, 08:51 PM
WWE will probably put her in to the Divas division for about a month. After she kills all of the divas ( and I literally mean kills) she will feud with Mark Henry in a big ugly black person match. The winner of which will get a shot at the wwe championship at backlash. Awesome Kong will win the championship and hold it until she retires. Then End.:shifty:

Kong's not ugly.

Kris P Lettus
12-29-2010, 09:23 PM
Neither is Mark Henry..

Swiss Ultimate
12-29-2010, 09:25 PM
How can sexual chocolate be ugly?

Xero
12-29-2010, 09:25 PM
When it melts.

CSL
12-29-2010, 09:27 PM
About fucking time.

My exact reaction upon reading the thread title, only without the naughty word.

Innovator
12-29-2010, 09:34 PM
You and I think too much alike.

Mr. Nerfect
12-29-2010, 09:47 PM
This is truly good news. Truthfully, I could see Kong competing with the men down the line. But she's a further improvement to the women of the WWE. If they sign Shantelle Taylor, too, I will be very, very happy.

Lock Jaw
12-29-2010, 10:51 PM
Have her come in with Aksana or Maxine from NXT. Get over another heel female.

Volare
12-29-2010, 11:07 PM
Holy shit, WWE signing REAL talent, and storylines and everything else in general have been great lately.

Bout time I get to say that again.

Volare
12-29-2010, 11:10 PM
Coming soon to a WWE ring near you...



http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00448/Awesome_Kong_448877a.jpg
To devour your souls.

Mr. Nerfect
12-29-2010, 11:17 PM
Maxine and Kong would actually be a good pairing, I do have to say.

Raven Reaper
12-29-2010, 11:24 PM
Now if only Miz would stop saying he's awesome! Cos he might get pwned the shit by Kong.

MIZantine Empire
12-30-2010, 12:33 AM
She'll get the usual treatment. Monster push as a monster, then eventually be relegated to comedic fodder, Vlad-Khali_style.

That's why Mark Henry went over on RAW last week. PLANTING THE SEEDS!
what u dont know, is that wasnt mark henry, that was awesome kong.

Mr. C
12-30-2010, 01:00 AM
Holy YES.

Amazing.

Ermaximus
12-30-2010, 01:15 AM
Maybe Gail Kim and Kong can reignite their fued from TNA? Nah, who am I kidding? WWE will have Kong kill Kim in 2 moves.

Cool King
12-30-2010, 01:52 AM
I've never seen an Awesome Kong match before, mostly because I don't watch TNA but has it ever been explained as to why she's called Awesome Kong and also, why she was billed from Japan, of all places?

It just seems pretty random and I remember when I first heard about her, she honestly reminded me of those preset CAW's you got in the early WWF games that just had the most random choices just thrown together.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-30-2010, 01:59 AM
I've never seen an Awesome Kong match before, mostly because I don't watch TNA but has it ever been explained as to why she's called Awesome Kong and also, why she was billed from Japan, of all places?

It just seems pretty random and I remember when I first heard about her, she honestly reminded me of those preset CAW's you got in the early WWF games that just had the most random choices just thrown together.

Cause she was trained as a wrestler and debuted as a wrestler in Japan.

The Naitch
12-30-2010, 02:18 AM
what u dont know, is that wasnt mark henry, that was awesome kong.

I knew it!

Waylander
12-30-2010, 08:47 AM
I feel sorry for the divas, they're going to get taught a hard lesson in wrestling.

jskinnyg
12-30-2010, 09:19 AM
Large Marge Henry

Great news... Punch it Marge...

Ermaximus
12-30-2010, 09:36 AM
Now if they would only bring back A-Train to fued with Kong in WWE, we could have a New Japan fued that even DLVH would be proud of.

My Final Heaven
12-30-2010, 10:57 AM
I'm ok with her, as long as they do not put her in the Diva's division. She needs to be in the ring with a specatacular talent like MsChif to make her matches move past anything more than "other girl throws her entire moveset at Kong, Kong beats her chest like a gorilla, IMPLANT BUSTER IMPLANT BUSTER NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE IMMMPLAAAANT BUUUSTTTEEERRRR!!!!!111!!!!" WWE just doesn't have anybody that can do that right now, and having her wrestle Beth Phoenix would be kind of a deadlock also. Can you see Beth press / Glam slamming Kong without killing her credibility dead? On the other hand, Beth being fed to the Kong hype machine would be a nightmare also. The Miz bodyguard idea sounds great, if I had my pick that's what I would do.

That being said, how long do you think it'll be before Santino taps that? I want to start a pool.

erickman
12-30-2010, 11:19 AM
WWE will probably put her in to the Divas division for about a month. After she kills all of the divas ( and I literally mean kills) she will feud with Mark Henry in a big ugly black person match. The winner of which will get a shot at the wwe championship at backlash. Awesome Kong will win the championship and hold it until she retires. Then End.:shifty:

the fans will chant kongs going to kill you, to bad she was not signed during the piggy james thing wach her come in and sit on lay-cool.

Swiss Ultimate
12-30-2010, 12:21 PM
you suck...

Beth Phoenix Fan
12-30-2010, 12:33 PM
you suck...

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Nightwing
12-30-2010, 12:35 PM
This is cool news. But shell prolly just get a generic name, semi pushed, then made fun of cause of her size.

Aguakate
12-30-2010, 12:36 PM
I wonder how long it'll take WWE to have Awesome Kong be Santino Marella's new lover...

...'cause you KNOW it's going to happen.

parkmania
12-30-2010, 01:35 PM
Santino Marella, the NEW "Fat Chick Thriller"!

FourFifty
12-30-2010, 02:30 PM
Mixed emotions about this. Kong is a great talent, but it'll be like giving high class ingredients to a first year home ec class. WWE's standards for divas are just based on titillation and beauty. Now they have this beast, this monster, who can out work a lot of the men in the industry, and what can they do with her?

Destor
12-30-2010, 03:21 PM
NICE

erickman
12-30-2010, 03:38 PM
they should have got odb for her to work with, maby they can give gail kim a fued now instead of raw tag diva filler.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-30-2010, 03:44 PM
Nattie and Melina could be good.

Brigstocke
12-30-2010, 04:43 PM
She's just going to play the Viscera gimmick.

parkmania
12-30-2010, 05:18 PM
She's just going to play the Viscera gimmick.

Where she's wearing a outfit that lets her boobs free float and shake all over the place???

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSenuWczlVhRlACR8Gdy4FceqgB6xApxg1dkQ8Z9yXKnf1kAkTJ3A

Eklipse
12-30-2010, 05:19 PM
I think it's really an ice cream taster for ben & jerry's. not WWE.

Juan
12-30-2010, 06:26 PM
As much as i love beth phoenix and natalya, i'd like to see kong stinkface nattie and beth

and i'd also like to see kong sit on beth phoenix's face and fart(with beth's face burried in kong's butt)

and that should also happen to the rest of the divas as well

What is this post?

Providence Peep
12-30-2010, 07:28 PM
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Mr. Nerfect
12-30-2010, 07:31 PM
TNA's Knockout Division actually drew more than the guys for a while. Kong and Kim were a huge part of that. The WWE actually have a chance to produce a female star that actually generates revenue for them.

Jakob Synn
12-31-2010, 12:15 AM
I think the signing of Kong is so Beth Phoenix can have someone to feud with for a while before she takes on Natalya for the title.

I mean we all want to see a Natalya/Beth feud and match and or matches. Let's make it last before just tossing them into it right away.

owenbrown
12-31-2010, 12:19 AM
so how long before she's jobbing to LayCool?

Aguakate
12-31-2010, 12:47 AM
so how long before she's jobbing to LayCool?

...and how long before LayCool make fat jokes about her?

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-31-2010, 12:54 AM
A few minutes before their deaths.

Mr. C
12-31-2010, 03:30 AM
I see Awesome Kong going to SmackDown, and since they need more heels, I see her as being a heel. I’d love to see her as Laycool’s muscle for a couple of reasons: 1. an alliance with Vickie Guerrero will allow Kong and Laycool to run roughshod over the Divas, helping Laycool gain more credibility after their loss to Beth Phoenix and Natalya Neidhart, and 2. Kong can eventually turn against them, creating a dynamic of people who cheer Kong to squash them.

Jeritron
12-31-2010, 04:03 AM
I don't see why anyone thinks Awesome Kong won't be pushed hard in WWE.

It's absolutely true that they value "hotness" over wrestling ability. That's evident when it comes to normal women's wrestlers. Looks trump holds in Vince's book.
But Kong is not a normal women's wrestler. She has an incredible presence and size/power, and brings the "wonder of the world" quality to the table.

This is worth more than anything to Vince, in a way. He loves talent that draws based on height or size.
She will have a good home in WWE and probably achieve great things, if she does her part. I don't see them feeding her to the divas anymore than they did with Chyna.

You never know, she may even transcend the gender division and get involved as a bodyguard or singles star with the men. It's certainly not impossible. I think it would be awesome for her to be aligned with a main event or upper midcard star.

Jeritron
12-31-2010, 04:06 AM
And she could straight up tag with someone, rather than just play sidekick. TNA left a potential draw on the table by not having her face Kurt Angle.
Apparently they can't show male-female violence on their program, and didn't want to use a PPV for it.
I'm not sure what WWE could get away with, but a battle of the sexes feud could be huge and I'd buy into it.
They can do better than Chyna-Jarret.

Tom Guycott
12-31-2010, 04:07 AM
My only problem with this hire is: 'few months ago, they tell one person she isn't hot enough without her mask on and they don't need her (to help fill out an already weak-ass women's division before the title unification), then hire Kong? I'm not saying Kong is a complete hosebeast, but let's be serious here, she's not in any danger of doing a Playboy spread. And I'm not saying this merely due to her size.

I agree 100% that she should go the Chyna/Bodyguard or Jazz/wrestles the men routes. Of course, they likely will throw her in a feud with Nattie after she retains over Melina (like, destroys her immediately after said match). She runs roughshod over the ladies awhile in placeholder piss-break squash matches with no direction or angle. Then, she'll job inexplicably to everyone including the stripped-of-ring-cred Gail Kim, (in what was once a PPV title match but now reduced to "whothefuckcares") effectively becoming the female Mark Henry. She'll then become unhappy and ask for her release.

Jeritron
12-31-2010, 04:10 AM
I'm also wondering if the timing of this could mean she's going to debut before Mania. If she showed up to help someone as a mysterious bodyguard I would mark.
Or even if she showed up in the Rumble

Jeritron
12-31-2010, 04:13 AM
My only problem with this hire is: 'few months ago, they tell one person she isn't hot enough without her mask on and they don't need her (to help fill out an already weak-ass women's division before the title unification), then hire Kong? I'm not saying Kong is a complete hosebeast, but let's be serious here, she's not in any danger of doing a Playboy spread. And I'm not saying this merely due to her size.

I agree 100% that she should go the Chyna/Bodyguard or Jazz/wrestles the men routes. Of course, they likely will throw her in a feud with Nattie after she retains over Melina (like, destroys her immediately after said match). She runs roughshod over the ladies awhile in placeholder piss-break squash matches with no direction or angle. Then, she'll job inexplicably to everyone including the stripped-of-ring-cred Gail Kim, (in what was once a PPV title match but now reduced to "whothefuckcares") effectively becoming the female Mark Henry. She'll then become unhappy and ask for her release.

I would much rather see Nattie/Beth at Wrestlemania and Awesome Kong in some other capacity.
I really do agree that aligning with The Miz makes the most sense for many reasons. It's high profile, it's interesting, and it benefits both.
You have her getting involved with a WWE champion right out of the gates, and you have a new champion with a unique twist. It would add new dimensions to whatever feud he's in.

She could physically kick A-Ri to the curb too.

Tom Guycott
12-31-2010, 04:13 AM
Or even if she showed up in the Rumble

:y: ... and makes a decent showing by tossing out a couple mid-carders before she gets eliminated. That would build some f'n mystique.

Jeritron
12-31-2010, 04:18 AM
She should come in and toss Santino, Kozlov and Khali. In that order

Tom Guycott
12-31-2010, 04:20 AM
Also, everyone keeps throwing the Miz out there for the bodyguard scenario. Is this only because she has "Awesome" in her name? Let's not forget, Miz already has a "valet" follow him to the ring with a briefcase.

If this type of pairing DOES come to pass, I see it being more with someone like "Dashing" Cody Rhodes. Think about this. A) He'll be paired with a bodyguard (more like face guard) for sneaky wins to move him up the card. B) He'll be paired with a woman who he can say "doesn't look better than him". C) Remember when his old man was paired with Sapphire? There you go, updated.

chrisat928
12-31-2010, 04:40 AM
All we need now is R-Truth to pop up and confront Cody, 'You want your own Sapphire!' and then slap him.

...

Fox
12-31-2010, 09:59 AM
This is great news is they use her correctly, which I think they will, as she wouldn't have signed without some serious talks with McMahon and creative. I can see her winning the Diva's Title on her debut match. I just can't wait to see her fucking bodyslam those stupids whores Maryse and "LayCool" and break their fucking weak, thin little spines with her awesome power.

I absolutely love the idea of her being The Miz' personal bodyguard, the way Chyna was for HBK and Triple H. Her name fits in perfectly with his crew and she could seriously mess some people up and help The Miz keep the WWE title awhile longer.

A second thought is having her be a contestant on NXT and win the whole thing. The only problem is that I don't think the WWE's PG rating will allow for any kind of serious male/female violence, and an Awesome Kong vs. Sheamus match is going to be fucking violent.

Fox
12-31-2010, 10:00 AM
Third idea: have her start a Goldberg-like streak in the Women's division. Get her to unify the titles since they simply don't NEED 2 women's championships floating around, and have her dominate the division for several months before a big final showdown against someone where she finally gets pinned.

parkmania
12-31-2010, 10:33 AM
Third idea: have her start a Goldberg-like streak in the Women's division. Get her to unify the titles since they simply don't NEED 2 women's championships floating around, and have her dominate the division for several months before a big final showdown against someone where she finally gets pinned.

Too late. They already unified the women's belt into the Diva's title.

Fox
12-31-2010, 02:25 PM
Oops. Just goes to show how little of a shit I give about the WWE's current women's division.

The Naitch
12-31-2010, 07:36 PM
I don't like the name Diva's Title. Women's Title sounds much more prestigious

Jakob Synn
12-31-2010, 08:05 PM
I don't like the name Diva's Title. Women's Title sounds much more prestigious

It is a pretty lame name for a title.

Volare
01-01-2011, 12:30 AM
The Vag Title.

Lock Jaw
01-01-2011, 01:05 AM
I think he meant the Divas Title was a pretty lame name.

Aguakate
01-01-2011, 01:09 AM
Oh well, if that's the case...ok.

Jakob Synn
01-01-2011, 01:26 AM
The Vag Title.

I love it!!! That gets my vote.

Mr. C
01-01-2011, 03:51 AM
I never imagined the Women's title would be retired. It also doesn't help that in a match for Layla's Women's Championship and Melina's Divas Championship, the person to unify the belts was the holder of neither.

James Steele
01-01-2011, 04:50 AM
I really like the idea of pairing her with "Dashing" Cody Rhodes.

Londoner
01-01-2011, 11:35 AM
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me!

RatedGSuperstar
01-01-2011, 11:38 AM
Pairing her with LayCool would be fun to watch, but it'd be more of a way to get LayCool over than Kong, I would think. Giving her a Chyna-type role with The Miz would be equally beneficial for both parties, as she could believably dispatch of men and women alike. I even like the Cody idea.

Of course, with so many good options, this can only mean that she'll strictly be put in the women's division on SmackDown and barely used.

XL
01-01-2011, 02:15 PM
Miz: Because I'm The Miz....and she's AWWWWWWWWWWESOME (Kong).

Londoner
01-01-2011, 02:19 PM
d'oh

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-02-2011, 12:36 AM
Has Bubba the Love Sponge commented on his radio show.... oh nvm :lol::rofl::naughty::cool::foc:

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-02-2011, 12:38 AM
I really like the idea of pairing her with "Dashing" Cody Rhodes.

Sapphire Jr.

Aguakate
01-02-2011, 12:38 AM
Miz: Because I'm The Miz....and she's AWWWWWWWWWWESOME (Kong).

You know what...if they brought her as Miz's bodyguard, It WOULD be AWESOME.

J Dogg Funk
01-02-2011, 01:48 PM
Any good guesses here? I really hope they don't send her to FCW and will give her a decent push.

A Beth Phoenix - Kong Feud down the line will be nice.

Do they make her a body guard for LayCool, or give her a manager - she definately need a mouthpiece.

XL
01-02-2011, 01:57 PM
Couldn't you have asked this in the thread about her signing? Y'know, where there are a 100 posts about how best to use her?

Mod?

Ruien
01-02-2011, 01:59 PM
LayCool is going to add her to their team.

Grablot
01-02-2011, 02:55 PM
WWE divas are suppose to be smart sexy and beautiful.

She fails at two out of three.

I mean okay she can wrestle but she cant be a diva.

VSG
01-02-2011, 03:04 PM
WWE divas are suppose to be smart sexy and beautiful.

She fails at two out of three.

I mean okay she can wrestle but she cant be a diva.

Smart, sexy and powerful.

Schlomey
01-02-2011, 04:28 PM
I'm sure there is somebody on the internet that finds this sexy.

http://www.wrestlersfemale.com/images/best-female-knockouts.jpg

Schlomey
01-02-2011, 04:30 PM
But seriously, if Star Jones can find a man then I guarantee someone out there likes a BBL (big black lady). In fact, here she is dressed normally...and I can honestly say she has appeal. Who said the WWE is giving her the braids and amazon look anyways...


http://www.prowrestlingdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/001kia-kong.jpg

XL
01-02-2011, 04:58 PM
They better had. She won't last if she comes in as a "big, beautiful, bubbly black woman".

I mean, is she really all that "good" in the ring or is she just a "spectacle" type wrestler. I honestly can't remember what her in-ring stuff was like.

Schlomey
01-02-2011, 05:00 PM
She is on par with Natalya and Beth. Not saying she is better or worse but I would put her in their caliber.

Lock Jaw
01-02-2011, 05:01 PM
Bring her in as the latest diva to try and woo Daniel Bryan. It will turn out that Bryan likes it and chooses Kong over the Bellas. Michael Cole then dies of a brain aneurysm trying to figure it out.

Schlomey
01-02-2011, 05:02 PM
I would pair Kong with Punk for a while.

James Steele
01-02-2011, 08:17 PM
Bring her in as the latest diva to try and woo Daniel Bryan. It will turn out that Bryan likes it and chooses Kong over the Bellas. Michael Cole then dies of a brain aneurysm trying to figure it out.

I would mark the fuck out for that.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-02-2011, 10:13 PM
Bring her in as the latest diva to try and woo Daniel Bryan. It will turn out that Bryan likes it and chooses Kong over the Bellas. Michael Cole then dies of a brain aneurysm trying to figure it out.

RIP Cole :)

Schlomey
01-02-2011, 10:31 PM
RIP Cole :)


Really Important Person - Michael Cole

Grablot
01-02-2011, 11:10 PM
How about this?

Mark Henry comes out on RAW one day and says,

"You know the worlds strongest man needs a woman. I know I had many women in the past, even some mistakes like Mae Young but damn you know Im so strong the ladies are afraid I'll break em! So I am putting out a challenge to any woman in the world who wants to be my lover and thinks she can handle me!"

For a few weeks women try to get with Mark Henry but through video vingettes they show how they fail because Henry is just too large. For one example, they can show Henry and a skinny woman in bed and he rolls on top of her and she gets squashed etc.

Finally on week 4, Henry spots Awesome Kong in the audience. He says she should come in the ring and she does. Henry asks her why some one as hand some as her didnt ask him out. Awesome Kong smiles and says, "Baby its cause I was afraid I'd break you. You might be the worlds strongest man but I'm the worlds strongest woman!". Henry and Kong then go on a date and fall in love. Kong starts accompanying Henry to the ring and helping him win match after match. Each time Henry wins, he and Kong make out and they say that "hurting others makes them love each other even more".

Jordan
01-03-2011, 01:04 AM
How about this?

Mark Henry comes out on RAW one day and says,

"You know the worlds strongest man needs a woman. I know I had many women in the past, even some mistakes like Mae Young but damn you know Im so strong the ladies are afraid I'll break em! So I am putting out a challenge to any woman in the world who wants to be my lover and thinks she can handle me!"

For a few weeks women try to get with Mark Henry but through video vingettes they show how they fail because Henry is just too large. For one example, they can show Henry and a skinny woman in bed and he rolls on top of her and she gets squashed etc.

Finally on week 4, Henry spots Awesome Kong in the audience. He says she should come in the ring and she does. Henry asks her why some one as hand some as her didnt ask him out. Awesome Kong smiles and says, "Baby its cause I was afraid I'd break you. You might be the worlds strongest man but I'm the worlds strongest woman!". Henry and Kong then go on a date and fall in love. Kong starts accompanying Henry to the ring and helping him win match after match. Each time Henry wins, he and Kong make out and they say that "hurting others makes them love each other even more".



That's a really bad idea

Lock Jaw
01-03-2011, 02:05 AM
I think that's the idea of the century. Could probably catapult Mark Henry to the top of the wrestling world!

James Steele
01-03-2011, 02:12 AM
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8824/o6a.jpg

Tom Guycott
01-03-2011, 02:58 AM
But seriously, if Star Jones can find a man then I guarantee someone out there likes a BBL (big black lady). In fact, here she is dressed normally...and I can honestly say she has appeal. Who said the WWE is giving her the braids and amazon look anyways...


http://www.prowrestlingdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/001kia-kong.jpg

Told you she wasn't a complete hosebeast.

Unfortunately for everyone, I can see the WWE machine giving her a name change (or giving her the "Tazz" treatment: "Kongg", you know, so they don't have to worry about litigation from Peter Jackson because it has TWO G'S, not one!) and the old Farooq blue foam American Gladiator padding. Yes, I'm preparing myself for disappointment with how they handle Amazing Kong. It may be true I'm being overly cynical, but let's be honest here, most debuts are less like Jericho's and more like Christian's return.

parkmania
01-03-2011, 06:21 PM
Shame that MVP's not still in WWE - Kong could have been the girl he left Sherri Sheppard for.

Providence Peep
01-05-2011, 06:43 PM
They should change her name to Awesome Bong.

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/glass-bong2102610.jpg

Triple Naitch
01-05-2011, 09:19 PM
I wouldn't pair her with anybody. She can stand her own ground in the divas division.

Providence Peep
01-05-2011, 10:20 PM
Will she be able to break through the glass ceiling? Or, a better question, will she be able to get past the revolving doors?

Juan
01-05-2011, 10:21 PM
Cuz she's fat

Brigstocke
01-08-2011, 10:34 AM
Just reading the Wrestling Globe Newsletter there and apparently There are people in creative talking about having a 'female enforcer' for CM Punks Nexus.

Black John Cena, and now Black Chyna.

VSG
01-08-2011, 10:35 AM
First I heard of the Wrestling Globe newsletter.

Brigstocke
01-08-2011, 10:37 AM
You should Czech it out.

I 'get it in my box regularly' ;)

(Find out how on your rep sheet)

VSG
01-08-2011, 10:48 AM
Will see how accurate it is. Thanks.

Dorkchop
01-08-2011, 12:26 PM
WWE should just let her wrestle... that's what she does best. They won't though. Gail Kim is one of the best female wrestlers ever and all she gets are 1 minute evening gown matches. WWE could have Kong and Gail Kim wrestle every show and I'd be happy.

I really hope they keep her amazon look and don't make her a female Viscera (the pj dry humping one).

Nightwing
01-08-2011, 12:36 PM
I hate this diva model mentality. Give me the Trish, Lita, Victoria, Ivory, Molly, Jazz days any day of the week. Geez, if you had Beth, Natalya, Gail and Kong in there, or vice versa the womens division would be sick.

dronepool
01-08-2011, 12:42 PM
This news doesn't do much for me hype wise, but good for her I guess.

Lock Jaw
01-13-2011, 05:25 PM
I'd put her in a heel stable with Gail Kim and A.J.

Xero
01-13-2011, 11:35 PM
I hate this diva model mentality. Give me the Trish, Lita, Victoria, Ivory, Molly, Jazz days any day of the week. Geez, if you had Beth, Natalya, Gail and Kong in there, or vice versa the womens division would be sick.

To be fair, Trish was picked up solely on the model mentality, and she just happened to be able to develop into a good worker. She was fucking terrible when she started out, though.

You rarely ever get that, obviously. It's the luck of the draw.

Mr. Nerfect
01-15-2011, 10:04 AM
The idea of pairing her with The Miz is...interesting. It could work, but I don't think it needs to be done. I'd actually much rather see her challenge The Miz, and claim that she's going to become the first female WWE Champion.

I'd have her debut after WrestleMania, in Brock Lesnar fashion, attacking Beth Phoenix as she celebrates with the Divas Title. Maybe have her return with the Women's Title belt, claiming that she isn't a Diva, but a woman, and a competitor. She has a few matches with smaller gals like AJ Lee and The Bellas, squashing the latter two, although AJ can put up a bit of a fight (because she's actually got talent). After beating AJ, she then challenges Primo to a match, but the RAW General Manager won't allow it or whatever.

Kia Kong works her way up the WWE Diva roster, and goes over everybody, leading to a one-on-one match with Beth Phoenix for the Divas Title at Extreme Rules. During that match, the Divas all run out and attack Kong, showing that they are afraid of her, but allowing Beth Phoenix to retain the Divas Title.

Being a member of Nexus is optional. But if not, have Maxine come up as her "handler."

Sixx
01-15-2011, 12:17 PM
Is this the one that got kicked out of TNA for punching Bubba the Sexual Fish or whatever his name is?

Mr. Nerfect
01-16-2011, 01:32 AM
Yep.

Mr. C
02-25-2011, 04:12 PM
There has been talk of debuting Awesome Kong under the name Kong, and it's sounding like she will end up on SmackDown. Ideas have been tossed around to have her debut with Layla and Michelle McCool as a bodyguard and/or feud with Beth Phoenix.

Furthermore, there is some speculation in the locker room that Kong will skip developmental.

Kong would sound cool. As long as Kong is included in her name, I’m happy. Amazing Kong, Kia Kong, Queen Kong, or simply Kong. I hope she does well and look forward to seeing her on TV again.