TPWW Holiday Battle Royal (Part 1)

[Savio]

VOTE FOR WHO YOU THINK SHOULD BE ELIMINATED. Top 5 voted gets eliminated. Will you vote for shitty posters or bigger threats? Its up to you! Anyone can vote.....except ABT.


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Loose Cannon: Hey Nervous Ferret I am so amped for this years holiday battle royal. you know its the first of our kind?

Nerf: I sure do, However I would like to send it back to one of our contestants in the back.

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Naitch: WHAT ARE THE RULES!? FILL ME IN!

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Nerf: I like his chances but I would say he is only half the man that Triple Naitch is.

Loose Cannon:..............

[Cool King]

I thought we had until the 1st of January to sign up?

[Xero]

What happens if, say, only five posters actually get voted on?

[Ermaximus]

Hmmmm, what to do.

[ooTin]

i was the first entrant lolz.

[Tazz Dan]

Yeah I'd say top 5, with a minimum of 5 votes towards their name.

Top 20 is too much imo.

[Cuzziebro]

Top 20 is too much and I like the top 5 with min 5 votes, since everyone can see who voted for who etc.

[Tazz Dan]

Plus if there are only 5 people voted for and someone gets 1 vote, that'd be a shitty way to get kicked out.

[Ermaximus]

Holy piss! What the fuck did ooTin do?

[Tazz Dan]

Pissed a few people off apparently.

[Savio]

Alright top 5 then

[Savio]

might be a tie though lol

[Juan]

How does Aguakate only have 1 vote? Dude is terrible.

[Tazz Dan]

Give it time Juan, give it time...

[The Naitch]

I don't even know 80% of these Chris Chatti jabronies on that list.

So yeah, STD it is

[Cool King]

I thought we had until the 1st of January to sign up?

[Tazz Dan]

Hey, you should quote that one more time, just incase... :p

[jskinnyg]

How were we supposed to sign up?

[CSL]

A man in a robe showed up on various posters doorsteps and just kind of pointed.

[jskinnyg]

A man in a robe showed up on various posters doorsteps and just kind of pointed.

:y:

[Rammsteinmad]

Thanks for including me asshole! :foc:

[djoutcry]

Thanks for including me asshole! :foc:

[Ermaximus]

Wouldn't The Naitch be only one third of the man Triple Naitch is? :shifty:

[Aguakate]

How does Aguakate only have 1 vote? Dude is terrible.

Someone drank some Haterade.

[Savio]

part of the joke erma :)

[Ermaximus]

part of the joke erma :)

I see whatchu did there.

[CSL]

Someone drank some Haterade.

NAH JUAN ONLY DRINKS TEQUILA!!!!

[CSL]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif !!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool King]

Hey, you should quote that one more time, just incase... :p

I thought we had until the 1st of January to sign up?

[Cool King]

:shifty:

[tjmidnight420]

Damn the card is 95% filler.

[Mr Amazing]

so what if there a tie for fifth

[Tazz Dan]

They both go.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I don't deserve to be eliminated in the first batch, bah! I'm a 25+ years wrestling fan!

[VSG]

You have been watching wrestling for over 25 years, or are you a wrestling fan of age over 25?

[CSL]

The fact his IQ is the same number makes the question irrelevant

[CSL]

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads//7537/7537.jpg

DIGGIT!!

[VSG]

ooooooooooooooooo(yeah/Tin)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You have been watching wrestling for over 25 years, or are you a wrestling fan of age over 25?

watching for 25+ years

[CSL]

SlickyTrickyDamon: Sensitive about his IQ.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You have proved to be the stupider person constantly insulting me for no reason except putting up a successful best of 2010 poll. You are also proving it again by thinking IQ is actually a standard of intelligence. IQ only proves how well you perform on the IQ test and you'd know that if you ever read a book.

[CSL]

1. Bless you for thinking it has anything to with your awards.
2. Pretty sure the words 'intelligence quotient' themselves tell you everything you need to know about IQ.
3. I am gobsmacked I have managed to miss all of these books that you seem to think are knocking around on the history of IQ.
4. You quite clearly had some variety of accident involving brain injuries at some point in your life so it's kind of like calling out the handicapped for being handicapped. I shall leave you alone lest you drown in floods of your own tears and negative reputation.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Glad that was numbered. Phew.

[CSL]

I'm quite upset with #4. Completely ruined the shape of the post, resembled lovely descending stairs of text until that ugly bastard.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

My monitor is smaller than yours. #3 is two lines.

[TheAdamEvansFan]

The Fan isn't on this LIST.

SUCKAS!

[Schlomey]

How come N/A isn't on this list?

[ooTin]

Why is HBPunk not on here? I would have a fighting chance to get to the next round if he were on here.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

No you wouldn't.

[Mr Amazing]

No you wouldn't.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I agree with Mr Amazing.

[Aguakate]

Why am I on there?

All I do is give ya'll the best that I got...

...that's all I can do...

...give ya'll the best that I got.

[Savio]

Aguakate is too much of a threat.

[Aguakate]

...the best that I got...

...What do u want me to do?

...All I can do is give ya'll the best that I got.

[XL]

I'd have a little sympathy for you...if not for the fact that you voted for me when there are at least 5 worse options to choose.

[Aguakate]

I don't need sympathy.

...All I can do is give ya'll the best that I got...

...What do u want me to do?

...give ya'll the best that I got.

[MIZantine Empire]

i officially would like to withdraw from the competition...there it is, where is my bounty? lol

[Tazz Dan]

It's in the lunch room next to the water cooler.

[ooTin]

ooooooooooooooooo(yeah/Tin)

thanks for that

[Savio]

might be a lot of eliminations due to a tie.

[XL]

So, I'm being "eliminated" along with the likes of SOCCERLEGS, Aguakate, Naitch, STD and ooTin?

Well that feels nice.

[specialk]

not a frequent poster on the forums so i'm not sure if i'm going to vote in this or not, but i was shocked to see that addy2hotty signed up for the battle royal, only to try and eliminate himself in the first round. is that turning heel on yourself?

[Tazz Dan]

We like to call it "Pulling a Daniel Bryan" around here.

[Tazz Dan]

Actually, no, we don't. That was a straight up lie.

[Ermaximus]

So, I'm being "eliminated" along with the likes of SOCCERLEGS, Aguakate, Naitch, STD and ooTin?

Well that feels nice.

Start paying people off with rep to vote for other people with 2 votes each so you don't get ousted?

[VSG]

I just voted for random guy who no one has heard of.

[XL]

LOL.

I not taking it seriously. I dislike the system anyway (poll) so I'm probably best out of it.

Although I am interested in why Aguakate chose to give his vote to me!? (No need for explanation on Jabba's - who doesn't even post in the wrestling forum for the most part - though).

[Ermaximus]

Maybe he drew a name from a hat?

[Aguakate]

LOL.

I not taking it seriously. I dislike the system anyway (poll) so I'm probably best out of it.

Although I am interested in why Aguakate chose to give his vote to me!? (No need for explanation on Jabba's - who doesn't even post in the wrestling forum for the most part - though).

...You remember when Undertaker refused to give HBK a second match at WrestleMania, that HBK then took it upon himself to get the Undertaker's attention by Superkicking him and stuff?

Well, yeah...I want to challenge you to a fight.

[XL]

I see.

*Punches Aguakate in the nuts then walks away*

[VSG]

Isn't a nut kick more effective?

[CSL]

PILE-DRIVAHHHHHH!!

[CSL]

SHINING-AH WIZARD-UUUUUHHHHH!!!!

[CSL]

VIC-TOREE-AHHHHH!!

[Ermaximus]

"OH MY GAWD KING. IT'S A CSL STONE COLD STUNNER!"

[dhellova guy]

We currently have a 7 way tie for 5th place.

So, in Battle Royal terms, if they are all eliminated, does this equate to a bunch of guys ganging up on a giant only to all be thrown out at once?

[Ermaximus]

We currently have a 7 way tie for 5th place.

So, in Battle Royal terms, if they are all eliminated, does this equate to a bunch of guys ganging up on a giant only to all be thrown out at once?

Sure, we'll just say they all teamed up on Xero and in turn Tazz Dan and I came up from behind them and tossed them all out.

EDIT: Fuck, Xero IS one of the people with 2 votes. This logic is now flawed.

[Tazz Dan]

Can the next round not go for so long?

[Savio]

People with 2 votes aren't in danger anymore. Don't know why people continue to vote for soccer legs when he already had 8.

[VSG]

They still are. Top votes right now are 10, 7, 4, 3 and 2.

[CSL]

10-ah, 7-ah, 4-uh, 3-uh, 3-ahhhh!

[Tazz Dan]

People with 2 votes aren't in danger anymore. Don't know why people continue to vote for soccer legs when he already had 8.

I sent RSG a txt and told her to vote for someone on 2 votes, but not Xero :lol:

[Aguakate]

I sent RSG a txt and told her to vote for someone on 2 votes, but not Xero :lol:

Manipulation!

You Republicans! :nono:

[Tazz Dan]

I'm Australian :o

[Aguakate]

I'm Australian :o

And I'm Puerto Rican.

Nice to meet you. :wave:

[CSL]

So are one of you gaylords gonna powerbomb the other or what?

Fucking people being nice to each other.

[Aguakate]

So are one of you gaylords gonna powerbomb the other or what?

Fucking people being nice to each other.

It's a swerve.

It's all a swerve.

Life's a swerve.

[Ermaximus]

4 way tie for 5th. 8 man elimination!

[XL]

Isn't a nut kick more effective?
Are you really gonna nitpick that?

[VSG]

Hey nitpicking is better than nut picking. Ok now I am done.

[XL]

Nut kick > Nut punch > Nut pick

[Aguakate]

Are you really gonna nitpick that?

Well, coming down to punch someone in the nuts can get you punched in the face.

[XL]

Perhaps I'm really short and my nut punch would be an uppercut. Consider that?

[Aguakate]

And if I'm still shorter?

[Furious Beardsley]

maybe he's Johnny Cage

[XL]

And if I'm still shorter?
Touche.