TPWW Holiday Battle Royal (Part 2)

[Savio]

Play by play:

As soon as the bell rung it seems as if every superstar went after SOCCER LEGS tossing him out of the Ring right on his SOCCER HEAD. TPWW officials started to help him to the back until Juan Came out and hit him with the BAN HAMMER!

Mean while ooTin was celebrating not being elminated first when Xero and Tazz Dan both threw him over. jamesdiesel tried to throw Xero over afterwards and get a top contender out, but was unsuccessful.

DeathtotheSwiss tried to eliminate himself but was to short to do so. this was met with a few laughs.
addy2hotty tried to do the same thing an nobody laughed because the joke was mediocre to begin with.

Back on the successful side The Naitch was able to eliminate the ring of all STDs but not any of his STIs.

MIZantine Empire, Nexus, Aguakate, dingdongyo all tried to get XL over the top rope and were close to doing so until XL said "this is stupid" confusing the 4 posters long enough for others to throw them over.

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Round 2 starts NOW. (Top 5 elminated again unless there is a tie then 5+ will be eliminated)

[TheAdamEvansFan]

SURPRISE ENTRY! ME!

[VSG]

:heart: you too, Aguakate. Voted again for a random guy.

[Aguakate]

Hey, everyone's fair game.

[MIZantine Empire]

aww i was just kidding about withdrawing, lol..unless i receive a bounty sometime soon:shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I nominate TheNaitch fill him in with votes!

[Savio]

I am torn between Jacob Synn and Cuzziebro....for the mere fact that I know neither of them.

[SammyG]

You have GOT to be kidding me. Wowwwww.

[Ermaximus]

I am torn between Jacob Synn and Cuzziebro....for the mere fact that I know neither of them.

Cuzziebro is ok. I've talked to him a few times, but Nicky Fives dissapointed me by voting for the only female in this. :(

[Savio]

I think Aquakate is female too but she was voted out.

[addy2hotty]

Aww man, I never win polls.

[XL]

I feel like Jabba is trying one of those "eliminating from the outside" tricks on me.

[Aguakate]

I'm suprised The Naitch has so many votes. Yes, he makes alot of threads asking questions about past things, but those threads usually provide a great place to debate and talk about things...

...but, oh well.

[Ultra Mantis]

I'm going to headbutt Jakob Synn so hard he turns into coins.

Then reluctantly throw those coins over the top rope :(

[BizarroKing]

Who will I vote for...

[Aguakate]

I think Aquakate is female too but she was voted out.

...Name's AGUAKATE...

...Not "Aqua" kate...

But it's ok, Savior...these round, firm and juicy buttocks are still yours.

[Savio]

Sorry the g and the q look too similar. I cannot be blamed.

[CSL]

Funky Fly??

[CSL]

You had 39 minutes to post a response but you chose to wait until right before I was about to make a charming comment about Funky Fly having 'round, firm and juicy buttocks' off the back of the picture of his famous posterior that shows up every now and again but nooo, Savior has to be all Mr. Dickhead about it and explain himself. Pffft.

[VSG]

I see I am in prestigious company here.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Even eliminated my voice carries weight! Everybody watch out I'm like the Colbert Bump, as in my word bumps your ass out of of this competition!

You should do an old school handshake elimination for me against the Naitch from WM2.

[bigslimjj]

Damn Anonymous GM tryin to eliminate The Slim...That laptop is getting elbow dropped Lockjaw.

[XL]

I see.

*Punches Aguakate in the nuts then walks away*

Well, coming down to punch someone in the nuts can get you punched in the face.

Perhaps I'm really short and my nut punch would be an uppercut. Consider that?

And if I'm still shorter?

I think Aquakate is female too but she was voted out.
Wait!

So, all the time spent debating the "nutpunch" in the Round 1 thread and she didn't think to say "i don't have any nuts".

I call shenanigans.

[dhellova guy]

Wait!

So, all the time spent debating the "nutpunch" in the Round 1 thread and she didn't think to say "i don't have any nuts".

I call shenanigans.

Perhaps she walks around with a pair of truck nuts strapped on so she can feel like "one of the guys"?

[Savio]

lotsa people are in danger of being eliminated.

[VSG]

You actually going to eliminate guys with 2 votes? :n:

[Savio]

I did it last time VSG...its only fair.

[VSG]

Ya, I know. I was planning to put on a show of a massive sore loser gimmick but then I read up that Dazz's piss thread. :heart: everyone.

[XL]

DAMMIT! I didn't make a pick. I wanted to do it "surprise elimination style".

[Savio]

You had your chance! I am a man of the law and I break it for no one.

[Ermaximus]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not AKin3D. :mad:

XERO too!!! :motherfuck: