Make a new stupid match gimmick

[Grablot]

Lets see how stupid we can get and if we can beat TNA.

My idea :

Barf Match :

Two wrestlers stuff themselves with food and have a match with a break every 5 minutes during which they eat more and more. This goes on until one guy throws up and the guy who didn't throw up wins the match.

[The Naitch]

didn't Booker T barf on Austin? lol

[Anybody Thrilla]

Darren Drozdov could puke on command...that's why they originally called him Puke.

I hate this thread already, btw.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

A post a bad thread on the internet match.

[Nightwing]

Castaway Match

Two wrestlers fight on a raft. The first person to get their opponent off the raft and paddle to land wins. The match only ends when someone gets to the land, so technically the wrestler pushed overboard could try to swim to land first.

[CSL]

If they're going to stop every 5 minutes to eat, what is to be gained from wrestling in between? If the loser is the one who throws up, both guys are going to sit back and do nothing since 1. If you beat the other guy badly enough, he's not going to be able to throw up and 2. You're more likely to throw up straight after eating if you do something physical (like fighting another man) PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF FOR THESE GAPING OVERSIGHTS ORIGINAL POSTER

[Sixx]

Your font color hurts my eyes and your username makes me think you're French.

I don't like you, I think.

[CSL]

GRABLOT

[CSL]

Castaway Match

Two wrestlers fight on a raft. The first person to get their opponent off the raft and paddle to land wins. The match only ends when someone gets to the land, so technically the wrestler pushed overboard could try to swim to land first.

This kind of exists already. It's called 'a race'.

[Sixx]

If they're going to stop every 5 minutes to eat, what is to be gained from wrestling in between? If the loser is the one who throws up, both guys are going to sit back and do nothing since 1. If you beat the other guy badly enough, he's not going to be able to throw up and 2. You're more likely to throw up straight after eating if you do something physical (like fighting another man) PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF FOR THESE GAPING OVERSIGHTS ORIGINAL POSTER

I imagine they would only throw body pounches in order to make the other guy puke.

See how much sense this gimmick makes now, hmmm?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Okay, so you have a ladder in the middle of the ring, you got a penalty box, and get this, after you pin someone or submit someone you gotta climb the ladder and put the belt on the hook to win. Then a second after you do that you unhook it and hold over your head like you just won a normal ladder match.

[Grablot]

If they're going to stop every 5 minutes to eat, what is to be gained from wrestling in between? If the loser is the one who throws up, both guys are going to sit back and do nothing since 1. If you beat the other guy badly enough, he's not going to be able to throw up and 2. You're more likely to throw up straight after eating if you do something physical (like fighting another man) PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF FOR THESE GAPING OVERSIGHTS ORIGINAL POSTER

The point is that u beat up the other guy hard enough that he pukes and both guys cant not wrestle because thats just dumb. And you dont beat the other guy so hard that u knock him out u gotta be careful. I dunno...theres a reason its called BAD match gimmicks

[CSL]

Just gonna 'debunk' everything

Okay, so you have a ladder in the middle of the ring, you got a penalty box, and get this, after you pin someone or submit someone you gotta climb the ladder and put the belt on the hook to win. Then a second after you do that you unhook it and hold over your head like you just won a normal ladder match.

lol this is the most ridiculous of all. No company on earth would do something like this.

[Cool King]

didn't Booker T barf on Austin? lol

I think you're thinking of Michael Cole.

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[BigDaddyCool]

Okay, so you have a ladder in the middle of the ring, you got a penalty box, and get this, after you pin someone or submit someone you gotta climb the ladder and put the belt on the hook to win. Then a second after you do that you unhook it and hold over your head like you just won a normal ladder match.

Didn't TNA already do that?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

A throbbing erection match. Each wrestler has to try and give the other a painstakingly strong erection. There is no winner. Everybody loses.

[VSG]

Debunk this: The ring has a line in the middle and you have to pin the opponent only in your side of the ring to win.

[Anybody Thrilla]

A throbbing erection match. Each wrestler has to try and give the other a painstakingly strong erection. There is no winner. Everybody loses.

Not if it's Orlando Jordan vs. Hardcore Homo Angel

[CSL]

Debunk this: The ring has a line in the middle and you have to pin the opponent only in your side of the ring to win.

That is gayer than Seth82 and Pat Patterson skipping together.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Didn't TNA already do that?

Pre-Russo too.

[BigDaddyCool]

Ok, check it. You have a cage attached to the ring, like a normal cage match, but you have it surrounded by the elimination chamber, ya dig. Fill the the what is it 6 pods with wrestlers. They all open at once and they have to fight their way into the normal cage to win the match. But the problem is to win the match, they then have to drag one of their opponent to all 4 corners of the ring with a rope of some sort.

I call it the WTF Chamber.

[VSG]

That is gayer than Seth82 and Pat Patterson skipping together.

Then perhaps you will like to know it was Chris Jericho's idea, not mine :D

[Sixx]

You have to get into the cage to win.

Pretty sure it's gonna happen in TNA soon enough.

[VSG]

Ok, check it. You have a cage attached to the ring, like a normal cage match, but you have it surrounded by the elimination chamber, ya dig. Fill the the what is it 6 pods with wrestlers. They all open at once and they have to fight their way into the normal cage to win the match. But the problem is to win the match, they then have to drag one of their opponent to all 4 corners of the ring with a rope of some sort.

I call it the WTF Chamber.

I think we have a winner.

[BigDaddyCool]

You have to get into the cage to win.

Pretty sure it's gonna happen in TNA soon enough.

They love doing that. They have reverse matches all the time where you have to fight to get into the ring, then fight the match, and win. Only to not get you prize right away and have people challenge you for your prize before you get open it, then it turns out you had the "you're fired" brief case and you just dodge a bullet.

[BigDaddyCool]

Se the key to making a TNA style match is ask yourself what other rules can I add just the make it crazier and drag out the reward (if any) so it feels less important. Like make the reward the right to face the #1 contender who was arbitrarily made #1 contender for their eventual title shot while 3 other guys get to face the champion before then anyhow.

[Rammsteinmad]

A cage match where you have to climb out, and then climb back in.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Then perhaps you will like to know it was Chris Jericho's idea, not mine :D

I wondered why that sounded familiar. He mentioned it in his book.

[VSG]

Yes sir, he calls it a Segregation match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"I'm Not Booked Match" The match ends when Dennis Stamp comes down to the ring and declares that he's not booked. Whoever did the last offensive move before he spoke wins.

This match will never happen because Dennis Stamp is never booked, but he has to be ready at anytime for this match. He has to stay in prime shape because he could have a match at any time.

[CSL]

"I'm Booked Match" The match starts when Scott Hall comes down to the ring and declares that he's booked. Whoever does the first offensive move after he spoke wins.

This match will never happen because Scott Hall is always booked, but he never shows up for his match. He has to stay in a drunken shape because he could have a match to miss at any time.

[ooTin]

A Dog Kennel Match

We get 2 wack job wrestlers inside a Hell in a Cell.. but wait theres more... we surround the ring with 5 "big, viscous" dogs that will probably defecate everywhere. And inside of the Hell in a Cell we put a 60s style cage attached to the ring. The only way to win is to climb over he top of the cage and make your way past the "killer" dogs and the smell of shit all over the outside of the ring, and exit through the cell door.:shifty:

[CSL]

That joke has been run into the ground ooTin

[CSL]

<font color=white>Have a cage match. Stick it inside a cell. Surround inner cage with shitting, humping dogs. Add the Big Bossman.

Hold on...</font>

Al Snow vs. Big Bossman. Surround the ring with a cage then surround THAT with a cell. Feeling that? Top it off with a side of shitting, humping dogs and we have a winner. I mean, could you ever see anybody booking something like that?

Made those posts 5 months apart in 2007. I was real original back then since it'd had probably been done about 136 times

[CSL]

It's quite sad that my main reason for posting those quotes were because I thought they might be difficult to find :o

[CSL]

I find that I do this 'ramble to myself for 4 or 5 posts at a time' gimmick quite often

[ooTin]

Your 4 posts in a row is running your name into the ground

[Chavo Classic]

King of the King of the Ring

Like a normal knock-out King of the Ring tournament starting with 8 quarter-finalists, however... all the matches take place in the ring at the same time. Kinda like a double jeopardy match, but as soon as your tie is over, you have to wait until your opponent in the next round is done with their match (or alternatively, choose to intervene). When a wrestler is eliminated they have to leave, until we are left with just two guys and a normal match for the final.

[CSL]

Your 4 posts in a row is running your name into the ground

Try harder gaylord

[ooTin]

Try harder gaylord

..ok

A Barbed wire ladder match.

With the objective of a regular ladder match but the ladder is wrapped in barbed wire and there is a pair of wire cutters, on a pole, in the corner of the ring. You have to get the cutters off of the pole and use them to cut off the barbed wire match. Unless you are Terry Funk back in the day then you can just climb over the barbed wire and accept the consequences.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Royal Ramble

[Sixx]

King of the King of the Ring

Like a normal knock-out King of the Ring tournament starting with 8 quarter-finalists, however... all the matches take place in the ring at the same time. Kinda like a double jeopardy match, but as soon as your tie is over, you have to wait until your opponent in the next round is done with their match (or alternatively, choose to intervene). When a wrestler is eliminated they have to leave, until we are left with just two guys and a normal match for the final.

King of Kings of the Ring.

Normal King of the Ring tournament but Triple H randomly beats the shit out of everybody.

[dhellova guy]

Two wrestlers. Handcuff a loved one of each (wife, kid, mom) to a ring post. First person to incapacitate the others family member wins.

[tjmidnight420]

Alright just for the fuck of it: Take the 6 sided ring. Six sides of steel or whatever the fuck they called their cage back then. Set it in the middle of a normal ring with a normal cage around that. Then put all that in the 3 tiered WCW cell. I don't know why just for the fuck of it. Then you have a normal match with normal rules inside the 6 sided ring with absolutely no interaction with the cages at all.

[loopydate]

Polecat on a polar Polish pole match.

Start with a pole that was made in Poland. Then, freeze the pole to -15F. Finally, hang an angry polecat from the pole and have two wrestlers fight to see who can unleash the horrible death cat upon their opponent first.

[loopydate]

Also, the wrestlers have to be polite.

[RiX1024]

Wheelie-bin match...just like a Dumpster match but in a tiny wheelie-bin. Who could fit in that I ask?

[Razzamajazz]

an old sparky match, where the winner straps the other guy into an electric chair and fries him

[Paul Heyman]

Reverse Ladder match.

The wrestlers must fight to get the MITB or the title, and carry it up a ladder and put it on the hangy downy thing.

Snakes and Ladders.

Like a ladder match, but they must slide down a snake to get down with the belt or the MITB, not just drop off the ladder.

[dhellova guy]

an old sparky match, where the winner straps the other guy into an electric chair and fries him

Like WCW house of horrors match, only real?

[XL]

Reverse Ladder match.

The wrestlers must fight to get the MITB or the title, and carry it up a ladder and put it on the hangy downy thing.
*DING* The question is "What are the rules to TNA's King of the Mountain Match?".

[Droford]

Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.

[CSL]

lol Falls Count Somewhere

[Droford]

an old sparky match, where the winner straps the other guy into an electric chair and fries him

also known as the Chamber of Horrors match

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[loopydate]

Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.

I think Droford wins.

[BizarroKing]

Catch as Catch Can Match-If you go outside the ring you are DQed.

[VSG]

Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DLVH84]

Catch as Catch Can Match-If you go outside the ring you are DQed.

If booked correctly, this would be great.

I would say a Steel Cage Ladder Match.

[BigDaddyCool]

Polack on a pole match. You win the match by getting Sixx to sit on the pole for 30 seconds, which is hard because he is a dumb polack and won't get it.

[VSG]

Give him a cigar and he will stay there.

[Sixx]

Polack on a pole match. You win the match by getting Sixx to sit on the pole for 30 seconds, which is hard because he is a dumb polack and won't get it.

I hope this post was supposed to be retarded, cause it is so bad it sent shivers down my spine.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Facial Match

The first man to ejaculate on the other mans face wins.

Strategy is abound here as you have to incapacitate the other man until you're sure you can hit the money shot, because if they move, you'll have to get it up again. BOOM.

[ooTin]

Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.

AHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I could just see that WM XXVII match between Raven, Kane, and Big Show as a falls count somewhere match... that would be funny as hell.

Kane: Count the pin ref
Reff: This is not the right spot Kane, try somewhere else
Kane: *Choke slams the ref*

that match would go through about 9 refs

Raven: Count the fucking pin you piece of shit!!
Ref: You cant pin him here you have to pin him against the wall.
Big Show: Like this?
lolz

[ooTin]

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[whiteyford]

I could just see that WM XXVI match between Raven, Kane, and Big Show as a falls count somewhere match... that would be funny as hell.



:wtf:

[Paul Heyman]

Referee on a pole match

The wrestler's must retrieve the ref first, in order to get him to count the pinfall/submission. The ref remains on a pole until someone free's him.

[ooTin]

:wtf:

what?

[Sixx]

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Pinfull.

[ooTin]

Pinfull.

Its when you eat so much you fall over on your opponent from exhaustion and the ref counts the 1-2-3

[Droford]

Some holds barred match - At ringside there is a huge drum like they used to do to pick the rumble order and instead its filled with the names of moves/holds, including some that are wrestler specific such as their finishing manuevers. Every 45 seconds a move is selected and the ring announcer announces it to the wrestlers and crowd. DQ for using a barred manuever unless its locked in at the time of the announcement.

[loopydate]

Dro, you need to book a comedy promotion. The sooner the better. Falls count somewhere and some holds barred are both brilliant ideas that someone like CHIKARA could probably kill with.

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope this post was supposed to be retarded, cause it is so bad it sent shivers down my spine.

yes

[Paul Heyman]

Handicapped Match

All participants are in a wheelchair.

Tables match

All participants are tables.

Battle (Chicken) Royale

Fight over a chicken burger.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.

I actually love this idea.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Some holds barred match - At ringside there is a huge drum like they used to do to pick the rumble order and instead its filled with the names of moves/holds, including some that are wrestler specific such as their finishing manuevers. Every 45 seconds a move is selected and the ring announcer announces it to the wrestlers and crowd. DQ for using a barred manuever unless its locked in at the time of the announcement.

This would have been awesome for Chris Jericho vs. Dean Malenko in WCW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The first draw is "armbar" and Jericho goes ballistic.

[bigslimjj]

A 1 hour Ironman Irish death match-Everytime a decision is made,the loser takes shots of whiskey. A DQ or Count out=1 shot,A pin or knockout(Sleeper,choke etc.)2 shots,Submission 3 shots. Who ever has the most falls wins. If you pass out you lose automatically.You could call it Wrestlings version of beer pong.

Take it to the streets match-2 Wrestlers start in the ring and must drag thier opponent out of the building and bust them open to win.it must be off of arena property

Gimme that booty match- 2 wrestlers fight over a woman who is placed inside a covered built room in the arena.The winner is the first guy to knock the other opponent down long enough to enter said room,lock the door,and turn on the red light inside.And while the loser is trapped outside,the winner gets da booty.You could even have him come out of the box later in the show looking all worn out from the booty gettin.

[Anybody Thrilla]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Grablot]

A 1 hour Ironman Irish death match-Everytime a decision is made,the loser takes shots of whiskey. A DQ or Count out=1 shot,A pin or knockout(Sleeper,choke etc.)2 shots,Submission 3 shots. Who ever has the most falls wins. If you pass out you lose automatically.You could call it Wrestlings version of beer pong.

Take it to the streets match-2 Wrestlers start in the ring and must drag thier opponent out of the building and bust them open to win.it must be off of arena property

Gimme that booty match- 2 wrestlers fight over a woman who is placed inside a covered built room in the arena.The winner is the first guy to knock the other opponent down long enough to enter said room,lock the door,and turn on the red light inside.And while the loser is trapped outside,the winner gets da booty.You could even have him come out of the box later in the show looking all worn out from the booty gettin.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That booty match is the greatest idea ever.

[James Steele]

Killing retarded new posters is the greatest idea ever.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pinfull.

It's when you eat all the pinwheel cookies in the cookie section of your local grocery store.

[AKin3D]

Gimme that booty match- 2 wrestlers fight over a woman who is placed inside a covered built room in the arena.The winner is the first guy to knock the other opponent down long enough to enter said room,lock the door,and turn on the red light inside.And while the loser is trapped outside,the winner gets da booty.You could even have him come out of the box later in the show looking all worn out from the booty gettin.

This has Mea Young Trap written all over it.

[rob11]

I don't know, maybe a match where the belt/briefcase is hidden somewhere in the arena. Kind of like the falls count somewhere except no one tells the wrestlers where it is.

[Paul Heyman]

First Man Standing Match

The wrestlers start on the ground, and must battle until only one of them is able to be the first to stand up.

[BizarroKing]

Reverse Rules match-First man to score a pinfall or submission LOSES

[Shisen Kopf]

Divas first blood match. Get two ragging hosebags and let them fight, whoever pulls the opponents tampon out first wins.

[VSG]

Horrid page.

[Haze]

Make a new stupid match gimmick.

No.

[Droford]

Watching SD and I heard Booker T say something to the effect of "The ref could count to 100" and it made me come up with a match idea.

Running Total Pinfall Match - match goes until a wrestler gets a combined pinfall total of like 10 or even 25. A Pinfall wouldnt necessarily end at 3 and would continue until the pinned wrestler kicked out. So a proper finisher that knocks a wrestler out might be enough to garner a 10 count to win if the number to win was 10, or 2 or more pinfall attempts that added up to 10. A possible strategy to win would be to get 10 1 counts for instance which would be cheap but it would count, so you would want to protect yourself from being pinned which would add to the match since it would be possible in the later stages of the match for a 1 count to win.

[Nark Order]

Well, that's an awful lot of math for the average wrestling fan to follow but I suppose it's a better idea than a dog kennel match.

[MoFo]

1 out of 2 falls

[Shisen Kopf]

Iron man match: winner gets most pin falls during the time it takes to play black sabbaths Iron man or at ppv the time it takes to watch iron man 2

[seapig4]

Retard Rumble.

Same as the Royal Rumble but you have to throw someone from the floor over the top rope into the ring. Sounds shit, will be shit, TNA will do it within a year.

[MaxPower]

Risk Elimination Match:
Six wrestlers located in different areas :one in the ring, one outside the ring, one in the crowd, one in an office, one in the locker room, and JBL in the showers. The object is for a wrestler to roll a dice and depending on what number will be how long they wrestle on opponent. If they are able to defeat the opponent they move to the next area until they meet JBL in the shower.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Retard Rumble.

Same as the Royal Rumble but you have to throw someone from the floor over the top rope into the ring. Sounds shit, will be shit, TNA will do it within a year.

Didn't they already do that?

[Troelar]

Great Khali Match:
Starts out as a 6 man rumble. People fighting and what not
However there is no pinfall, submission or DQ!
When a set timer goes off (say after 30 minutes) the fighting stops - wrestlers all sweaty and what not.
All the WWE Divas come out, and whatever wrestler gets the most divas to kiss him wins.