TPWW Holiday(...?) Battle Royal Part 3!

[Savio]

Woo a lot of eliminations this past round and I believe this next round will have higher numbers....hopefully less spreading. anyways here is the play by play:

jeepfreak and Splaya started stomping and punching whiteyford until they softened him up enough to go over the top rope. Some people say they should form a tag team and call them selves "Whitey Whackers"

DeathtotheSwiss apologized to everyone for trying to eliminate himself last week during this time 2 jobbers drop kicked him over.

I dont have anything close to a joke for Mr Amazing, addy2hotty, bigslimjj or Jakob Synn getting eliminated.

Xero, and a group of other people started forcing The Naitch to the ropes but weren't able to get him over. Until STD came running out and pulled him over. STD was then very happy that I did what he said I should have done on post 21 in the other thread.

Xero then realized he was due for a 3 hour masturbation session and made haste over the top rope.

A big shocker that happened was the elimination of VSG by the hands of Aguakate who is apparantly a female and Hasney who apparantly has a big dick? Will these two hook up in the future? Hopefully, Regardless if Aguakate is female or not.

AKin3D had a plan to eliminate Cuzziebro by showing him her boobs. Cuzziebro was astonished at how small they were and was thrown over.

Nicky55555 not taking kindly to the boobs eliminated AKin3D.
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Round 3 starts now. :)

[VSG]

Isn't Xero a bigger shock?

[Xero]

I'll be back, motherfuckers.

*Points to the ring, shouting incoherently*

[Ermaximus]

*Ermaximus doesn't know what to think after seeing 3 of his stable mates being tossed over at the same time.

[Savio]

If I ever do this again I need a better system. Requirements to get in, or something

[Ermaximus]

If I ever do this again I need a better system. Requirements to get in, or something

Either way I'm having too much fun with this.

[VSG]

CSL, you have to join us on the outside. It's way more fun.

[Mr Amazing]

*Ermaximus doesn't know what to think after seeing 3 of his stable mates being tossed over at the same time.

better start putting up a dawn good fight

[Mr Amazing]

i agree with vsg being on the outside is more fun

[Lock Jaw]

*Lock Jaw is chilling in the corner, minding his own business... when out of the blue he is mauled and disfigured by a leopard!*

[Lock Jaw]

*In a moment of sheer inspiration and triumph, Lock Jaw overcomes his hideous injuries and eliminates the leopard from the match.*

[bigslimjj]

The TPWW ring announcer would like everyone to know that BigSlimjj has left the building.

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[BizarroKing]

*hides under the ring when no one is looking*

[Tazz Dan]

Ruien. Don't I hate you. Is it you? Or somebody else?

[Tazz Dan]

Nah, I just looked at your profile page. Definitely you :y:

[whiteyford]

Im going to complain to Congress about the conspiracy that was my elimination....or trade my vote for rep:shifty:

[Ermaximus]

Nah, I just looked at your profile page. Definitely you :y:

Why you gotta hate on the only other guy on this entire forum from the same shithole city as me?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I got your back Ermax <3

[Ermaximus]

I got your back Ermax <3

As do I yours good sir. No homo.

[Jimmy Cones]

That's one dhellova guy to think he can take on Jimmy Cones.

[The Naitch]

*A defeated The Naitch heads to the back*

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[Furious Beardsley]

jskinnyg is going down, I will unleash the ultimate furiousness of my beard upon you.

[VSG]

He isn't even on the list.

[CSL]

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[VSG]

Looks like faggot Supreme is heading out as well.

[Furious Beardsley]

He isn't even on the list.

Then I shall hunt him down like the skinny punk he is!

[dhellova guy]

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[VSG]

At this rate, people with 1 vote will gone too.

[Juan]

Rollerskategirl is not a fan of jamesdiesel

[Jimmy Cones]

Dang... right after jamesdiesel and I talked about teaming up he gets 2 more votes.

[Ermaximus]

Dang... right after jamesdiesel and I talked about teaming up he gets 2 more votes.

I see 2 Ghostbusters still here sir. :foc:

[Jimmy Cones]

I see 2 Ghostbusters still here sir. :foc:

You had already voted though :( otherwise I would have said something. In any case I'll get you an extra large tax refund this year.

[VSG]

You guys are in dire need of leadership by Egon.

[Lock Jaw]

I'm sorry. I love you. *superkick*

[Tazz Dan]

LOCK JAW HEEL TURN. :'(

[Tazz Dan]

Rollerskategirl is not a fan of jamesdiesel

lol. I actually thought she was going to vote for me.

[Ermaximus]

You had already voted though :( otherwise I would have said something. In any case I'll get you an extra large tax refund this year.

Sounds good to me! :y: Wait a minute, you're a BDC sock too. FUCK!

[Jimmy Cones]

Big Daddy Cones

[Aguakate]

So, whoever ends up "standing alone" after all this is over with, what does he get?

[Lock Jaw]

Half a sandwich.

[Lock Jaw]

I'M HUNGRY FOR THE WIN

[Jimmy Cones]

Whoever wins should get a shot at the title against Jeritron (the current King of the wrestling forum) around mania time.

[Aguakate]

Whoever wins, will get these round, firm, juicy and hairy buttocks of mine.

[Ermaximus]

Ok so the winner gets, their taxes done by Big Daddy Cones aka Jimmy Cool, half a Lock Jaw sandwich, a title shot against Jeritron at WM, and Aguakates ass. Did I miss anything?

[VSG]

A signed copy of radd_cock.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

And Gernter's girlfriends email address.

[XL]

Oh fuck right off!

Attitude99!? I have never ever seen a post by this guy. Probably a sock too.

[The crowd chant]

<marquee>THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT!</marquee>

[CSL]

Whoever wins should get a shot at the title against Jeritron (the current King of the wrestling forum) around mania time.

This match will end precisely 0.7 seconds in when the entire world runs in a beats the life out of the 'challenger'.

[Jimmy Cones]

It should be a triple threat with the spammie "best wrestling forum poster 2010"

[CSL]

Outcome would be exactly the same. Even if I'm the only one running in. WITH A STEEL CHAIR.

[VSG]

Noid is pretty much winning that spammy. Give him a picture of Ashley Valence and he will back out of any triple threat.

[VSG]

Ok what the hell is happening in that spammy voting anyway? It is all fucked up bad :mad:

[Ermaximus]

Noid is pretty much winning that spammy. Give him a picture of Sean Morley and the Bashams and he will back out of any triple threat.

:y: