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01-13-2011, 05:14 PM
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[Following the opening montage, we are taken ringside.]
Tony Gooch: Welcome one and all to Monday Mindwarp! We are live, and most definitely being broadcast on time!
Emma Dilemma: What an odd comment.
Tony Gooch: I only mean… so much happened last week! Alberto Del Rio sent a message to his opponents! A.J. turned on Mickie James and allied with The Movement! We found out it is going to be Shelton Benjamin and Douglas Williams in the finals of the Unnamed Title Tournament! I’m only scratching the surface of everything that happened last week! With all that anticipation, it must have felt like weeks and weeks, perhaps even months, since our last episode! I was merely reassuring the viewing audience that we are indeed in the next chronological week!
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Tony Gooch: And here comes the World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena!
Emma Dilemma: Well, he does have the belt, but he is NOT officially recognized as the champion! He insists that he is, though, and has been carrying that belt everywhere!
[John Cena emerges from behind the curtains, with the aforementioned World Title Belt around his waist. He is followed closely by Darren Young (big grin on his face as always), who in turn is reluctantly followed by Eric Young.]
Emma Dilemma: And there you see Darren Young, who is a confused young individual… believes himself to be John Cena’s long lost near-identical twin brother…
Tony Gooch: They’re practically the same guy, Emma! Look at them!
Emma Dilemma: And you see Eric Young out here as well… again, no relation to Darren… but Darren has been pestering Eric these past few weeks, and last week Eric put his foot in his mouth and lost a mixed tag team match and now has to be Darren’s tag team partner!
[Cena and his “Chain Gang” enter the ring. Cena calls for a microphone.]
John Cena: Alright, alright, everybody sit down and shut up…. BECAUSE THE CHAMP IS HERE!! That’s right… it’s your hero… your role model… the man you men want to be, the man all of your girlfriends, wives, and daughters of legal age are dreaming of assaulting with hot sex right now…. JOHN CENA!!!
[Cena throws up his “3D” hand signs.]
John Cena: Now, last week… I earned the right to pick an opponent for AJ Styles here tonight….
[Darren steps forward, big grin on his face, nodding.]
John Cena: No, Darren, it isn’t you… nor is it your new tag team partner, Eric Young. I have someone in mind… but I wouldn’t want to ruin the surprise for Styles! You’ll all find out who his opponent is the same time that he does!
I am out here for another reason… and that is because I have another challenger at Wrasslepalooza… and he saw fit to put his hands on me last week. Alberto Del Rio… I’m calling you out right now!
[There is a dramatic pause before…]
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[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEP]
[An expensive car drives up at the side of the ramp. Alberto Del Rio steps out, smiling. He makes his way to the bottom of the ramp and looks up in the ring at the three men. He wags his index finger in the air, and then looks back up the ramp. Out comes Jonathan Solofa Fatu, followed closely by Mike Knox.]
Emma Dilemma: Well, there you see Jonathan Solofa Fatu, who made his debut last week, bringing along with him The Bearded Behemoth, Mike Knox. He has made it known that his monster is for hire… and that he has a deep respect for Alberto Del Rio!
Tony Gooch: Who DOESN’T have a deep respect for Alberto Del Rio?
[Alberto enters the ring, flanked by Fatu and Knox. Alberto calls for a microphone, which he receives.]
Alberto Del Rio: Well, John… here I am. Say what you have to say.
John Cena: You know… I used to respect you… we were both role models to be looked up to. Obviously, I am a much better one than you… but I thought you respected me for it. But no… it turns out you’re just like everyone else! Jealous of my fame, success, and chiseled good looks!
I had told you before… that the main event at Wrasslepalooza should have been just John Cena versus Alberto Del Rio. That AJ Styles was nothing more than a ridiculous third wheel who had no business being anywhere near me. The bit about Styles is still true, but I have changed my mind about you. You do not deserve to be in the same ring as a veritable hero like me, either. A hero does not unjustly attack people from behind!
Emma Dilemma: Like Cena has done to AJ Styles in recent weeks…
Alberto Del Rio: I am not a hero. I AM a role model. Yes, the two are different. A hero sits back, and lets his opportunities pass him by… but you already know… Alberto Del Rio does not let opportunities go by. I set the example that these people should follow. I am an honorable man, yes… but never forget that I am also a dangerous one. I did not become a man perfected by just my good looks alone. I reached out and took what I wanted. Just like I will take the World Heavyweight Championship. [Spanish Goes Here]
John Cena: Ha! What a joke! We all know that you have nothing on the great and powerful John Cena! I always win! Everybody knows that!
Alberto Del Rio: Well, maybe I prove you wrong… and take that belt with me tonight.
[Cena spazzes out and looks like he is spoilin’ for a fight, but instead Darren Young steps forward, grabbing Eric with him. Fatu and Knox also step forward. Darren looks Knox up and down, then points to Eric and tells him to handle this. Eric just looks miserable.
Just then, AJ Styles’ face appears on the tron!]
AJ Styles: Hey… hey John! Alberto! Up here! Now, I hate to interrupt… ah, who am I kidding? I LOVE to interrupt! Because this show needs less of you two mouthing off all the time! Both of you have been coming at me ever since week one here… telling me I didn’t belong… meanwhile I took on all challenges and beat them. Just like I will beat whomever you throw at me later tonight, John. I have been proving myself to these people not by talk, but by action!
And I think maybe… they want to see some action from you guys as well! So I just talked to the Prestons… you know how they are all about business… well I proposed to them that tonight… you six in the ring... face off against each other in a three on three tag team match! They smelled the ratings and guess what? They agreed! And that match? It starts now! Enjoy!
[Styles’ face disappears from the tron. John Cena and Alberto Del Rio are both unhappy men. They are both not dressed to compete.]
Tony Gooch: This is a travesty! You can’t just spring this on Cena and Del Rio like this!
Emma Dilemma: Well, apparently you can! Here comes a referee… and this match is underway! It looks like Eric Young and Jonathan Solofa Fatu will be starting things out here!
Match #1: John Cena, Darren Young, and Eric Young vs. Alberto Del Rio, Jonathan Solofa Fatu, and Mike Knox
[Much to Fatu’s surprise, Eric starts the match off in an aggressive manner. He catches Fatu off guard and pounds away at him.]
Emma Dilemma: Eric Young on fire! Perhaps working out some of his frustrations!
[Eric continues to dominate until Fatu manages to tag in Mike Knox. The Bearded Behemoth immediately turns the match around and dominates. So this match goes. Mike Knox is dominant whenever he is in, while the momentum goes back and forth between everyone else. Alberto and Cena seem to tag in only when the other legal man is down. The end of the match sees things degenerate, as they always must do. Alberto and Fatu clothline Cena to the outside. Darren Young arrives to help. As the four brawl on the outside, the legal men are back to Eric Young and Mike Knox. Knox continues his dominance and manages to connect with the Knox Out and make the one-two-three.]
Emma Dilemma: Ouch! This has just not been Eric Young’s month!
[Fatu, Knox, and Del Rio retreat back up the ramp. Alberto gives the Alberto-Wink. Cena, meanwhile, is fuming at both Darren and Eric. Cena throws his hands in the “forget you” manner and walks out. Darren is conflicted and is looking back and forth to Cena and Eric.]
Emma Dilemma: Perhaps some dissention in the Chain Gang here tonight! Maybe Alberto Del Rio’s team picked up more than just the victory!
Tony Gooch: Alberto may have won the battle, but the war is still to be decided!
Emma Dilemma: Well, don’t go anywhere, because up next… Shelton Benjamin and Douglas Williams, opponents this Sunday, will pick each other’s poison!
[17 Minutes, Winners by Pinfall: Alberto Del Rio, Jonathan Solofa Fatu, and Mike Knox]
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[A video package recapping the events of the Unnamed Title Tournament is shown, with the main focus and hype being put on Shelton and Williams. It ends with the attack by Magnus and Williams last week on Benjamin.]
Emma Dilemma: Welcome back! You just saw there the attack by Magnus last week… well, it is time for Shelton Benjamin to get some retribution!
[Shelton Benjamin’s music hits, and he comes out to a sizeable reaction, wearing a jacket similar to his Team Angle days. He makes his way to the ring and calls for a microphone.]
Shelton Benjamin: Now… I don’t like to “toot my own horn”… but Douglas Williams has been running his mouth about how I “always fall short of greatness”. Williams seems to have forgotten the fact that I am one of the most naturally gifted athletes to ever set foot in the ring. I was a highly accomplished amateur wrestler, a two-time All-American… I could have walked into the 2000 Olympic Games… but I decided instead to follow my dreams into pro wrestling. I may not have achieved all I have wanted to in my career just yet… but here in the UCE, it is a time for new beginnings, and new eras… and the era of The Gold Standard is coming… and the first step is bringing the Unnamed Title… to the United States!
[The fans cheer, because that is where they live. Shelton drops the microphone just as Douglas Williams’ music hits. Williams and Magnus emerge from behind the curtain to boos. Magnus enters the ring as Williams makes his way around the ring to join the announce table.]
Tony Gooch: Douglas! Good to see you! It is an honor and a privilege to have you here with us tonight!
Douglas Williams: Thank you, Tony. Always a pleasure.
Emma Dilemma: So, I guess you’re here to scout your opponent for this Sunday!
Douglas Williams: And the American education system produces yet another Sherlock Holmes. Give the lady a prize. You know, I heard Benjamin’s words just a moment ago… really pathetic. Talking about things that happened years ago… what has he done lately?
Emma Dilemma: Well… with all due respect… what have YOU done lately?
Douglas Williams: How about making The Great Khali tap out? Beating Rhyno? Meanwhile, Benjamin struggled to make it this far.
Match #2: Shelton Benjamin vs. Magnus
[During the affair, Williams does his best to mock Benjamin while putting over Magnus. Benjamin dominates the early going, before Magnus manages to take control. Magnus can’t put Benjy away, though, and eventually Shelton makes the big comeback. It is starting to look like Magnus is in big trouble. At this point Douglas Williams throws down his headset and gets up on the apron, looking to distract the ref and Shelton both. HOWEVER! Just then, Hernandez appears from nowhere (or, more likely, the crowd) and yanks Williams off the apron, grabs his neck and tosses him with a Crackerjack. While all this was happening, Magnus was loading his fist with a pair of brass knuckles! However, Shelton dodges his punch and connects with the Paydirt outta nowhere! The pin is made! One! Twoooooooo! Three!]
Emma Dilemma: And Shelton Benjamin has done it! Despite both Magnus’ and Douglas Williams’ best efforts!
Tony Gooch: With an assist from Hernandez! He has no business being out here!
[9 Minutes, Winner by Pinfall: Shelton Benjamin]
[Shelton calls for a microphone.]
Shelton Benjamin: Hey… Doug… I see you’ve already met your opponent for tonight… The Supermex…. HERNANDEZ!!!
Emma Dilemma: Oh my! Douglas Williams versus Hernandez! The man whose heritage he insulted, calling him nothing but a thug!
Match #3: Hernandez vs. Douglas Williams
[Shelton grabs a seat at the announce table for the match. He is a bit more fair in his commentary, acknowledging that Williams has talent but the wrong attitude. Hernandez dominates much of the opening of the match. Williams is able to turn it around though, and begins to take control… only for Hernandez to squash it with a big boot. More stuff happens, and eventually Williams takes control with a well-placed thumb into the eye. Williams ends up hitting the Chaos Theory on the big man for the 1-2-3.]
Tony Gooch: INCREDIBLE! What a move! That is what you have to look forward to this Sunday, Shelton!
Shelton Benjamin: Well, that was impressive, no doubt about it. This Sunday I’m just going to have to be MORE impressive.
[Shelton takes off the headset and golf claps for Douglas Williams. Williams smirks and talks trash.]
[10 Minutes, Winner by Pinfall: Douglas Williams]
Emma Dilemma: Well folks, don’t go anywhere, because up next it’s Christian hosting The Peep Show… with special guests Rhino… AND James Storm!
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[Christian walks down the ramp and into the ring, where the set to The Peep Show is already set up. Christian grabs a microphone.]
Christian: Greetings to all the inhabitants of Peepsville, USA! It is time for yet another edition of the critically acclaimed Peep Show! Now live in the UCE! Where I’m not going to mince any words… no… we’re going to get straight down to business. I’d like to call out my “good friend”… Rhino!!
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[Rhino comes charging down the ramp, and slides into the ring. He glares at Christian.]
Christian: Simmer down, simmer down… this is a talk show, I would hate to see it turn into violence. Besides, if anyone has the right to be angry… it’s me. Week one. I face you one on one. You beat me after James Storm hits me over the head with a beer bottle.
Rhino: I already told you… I didn’t know about that…
Christian: Right, right… which lead to you fighting Storm the next week. He beat you via questionable methods and was about to hit you with the beer bottle… when I come to the rescue, being the great friend that I am. But you deck me!
Rhino: I couldn’t see. Storm had blinded me.
Christian: Well then what is your excuse for last week, then, huh? James Storm looks like he is going to interfere… I come out to stop him… and then you attack me!
Rhino: I didn’t ask for your help. I could have handled Storm myself, and still won that match and gone on to win the Unnamed Title!
Christian: You didn’t have to ask for my help, because friends help friends! They don’t take advantage of them when they are down and out! We all know that if Storm didn’t bash me over the head in that first week, it would have been ME fighting in the finals of the Unnamed Title tournament!
Rhino: I would have GORED you with or without Storm!
[Rhino and Christian go nose to nose. Christian backs away.]
Christian: Now hold on… hold on here… it seems to me we’re missing one element in all this… the third man in our little triple threat match at Wrasslepalooza… the man who started this whole thing… James Storm! So if the “cowboy” isn’t too busy, I’d like to call him out here too!
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[James Storm comes sauntering down the ramp, taking swigs of beer from his bottle. Storm gets into the ring and does not look troubled or bothered at all being in there with two people who hate him.]
Christian: Storm… for weeks now you have been in both Rhino and mine’s business… driving this wedge between us. So far you have refused all opportunities to explain your actions… but this is the Peep Show… and I will get answers… one way OR ANOTHER!!!
James Storm: Well… it ain’t too complicated… y’see… I just seen how you two were all buddy buddy with each other again… and I wanted to take that away. Why? *swig of beer* Just for the hell of it, I suppose. Thought it’d be a laugh. But Christian… it ain’t me who claimed to be your friend. I’m just… an outside force… everything Rhino here has done, is still entirely on his shoulders. Maybe he’s finally tired of sitting back and seeing his friend get all the fame and glory, while he struggles to get by. Or maybe… just maybe… he remembers how you’ve stabbed him in the back before, and this time he wants to drive in the knife before you get the chance. Maybe the reason you’re so mad is because you were getting ready to shank Rhino, but didn’t get the chance because of me!
[Rhino flips over a chair]
Rhino: Enough of this talk!!
Christian: I thought I told you to simmer down… I said I didn’t want my show to degrade into violence…. But who am I kidding?
[Christian punches James Storm into Rhino. Rhino punches him. They then both clothline him over the ropes. Christian and Rhino then go nose to nose and have a staring contest.]
James Storm: Hey! Hey! This ain’t over tonight! I know we’re set to face off against each other on Sunday… but how about if we have ourselves a little tag team match tonight? Rhino and Christian versus me and a partner!
[Christian and Rhino look at each other, and slowly nod.]
Christian: You know what? Bring it on! Who’s your partner, huh? Far as I know, no one can stand you!
James Storm: Huh. Well gee… I guess you’re right… Looks to me like I got a problem…
[Storm looks behind him up the ramp…]
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Emma Dilemma: I-Is that who I think it is?!
Tony Gooch: I don’t know. I can’t read minds. Who do you think it is?
Emma Dilemma: That’s Tomko!
Tony Gooch: Yes. It is who you think it is, then. Very good.
Emma Dilemma: What’s he doing here? And with James Storm? Tomko, a former associate, former problem solver, for Christian! Christian looks shocked and confused at this development though!
Match #4: Rhino and Christian vs. James Storm and Tomko
[Rhino and Xtian start off quite gingerly, but as the match goes on, they seem to tag in and out more frequently. Tomko is dominant, and does most of the work for his team. The end of the match sees the match breakdown as tag team matches inevitably do. In the end, Rhino inadvertently GORES Christian. Tomko boots Rhino over the top rope and James Storm picks up the pinfall.]
[11 Minutes, Winner by Pinfall: James Storm and Tomko]
Emma Dilemma: Well, Rhino and Christian had an impressive showing… and just as they seemed to be getting on the same page… Rhino accidentally gored Christian!
Tony Gooch: Accident! Ha! He did it on purpose! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... And so forth.
Emma Dilemma: Well, this Sunday it is going to be Christian versus Rhino versus that Insidious Instigator, James Storm.
Tony Gooch: Nice alliteration.
Emma Dilemma: Thanks.
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[Backstage, Gail Kim, Awesome Kong, and A.J. can be seen walking down the halls. Awesome Kong seems to be carrying two buckets. A.J. is carrying a black bag of some kind.]
Emma Dilemma: Oh no… it’s The Movement… and they seem to be headed this way…
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Never before released! A TPWW.net exclusive!
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Week 3: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=108476
And now... for your viewing pleasure... the heretofore unseen.... Week 4 of....
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[Following the opening montage, we are taken ringside.]
Tony Gooch: Welcome one and all to Monday Mindwarp! We are live, and most definitely being broadcast on time!
Emma Dilemma: What an odd comment.
Tony Gooch: I only mean… so much happened last week! Alberto Del Rio sent a message to his opponents! A.J. turned on Mickie James and allied with The Movement! We found out it is going to be Shelton Benjamin and Douglas Williams in the finals of the Unnamed Title Tournament! I’m only scratching the surface of everything that happened last week! With all that anticipation, it must have felt like weeks and weeks, perhaps even months, since our last episode! I was merely reassuring the viewing audience that we are indeed in the next chronological week!
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Tony Gooch: And here comes the World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena!
Emma Dilemma: Well, he does have the belt, but he is NOT officially recognized as the champion! He insists that he is, though, and has been carrying that belt everywhere!
[John Cena emerges from behind the curtains, with the aforementioned World Title Belt around his waist. He is followed closely by Darren Young (big grin on his face as always), who in turn is reluctantly followed by Eric Young.]
Emma Dilemma: And there you see Darren Young, who is a confused young individual… believes himself to be John Cena’s long lost near-identical twin brother…
Tony Gooch: They’re practically the same guy, Emma! Look at them!
Emma Dilemma: And you see Eric Young out here as well… again, no relation to Darren… but Darren has been pestering Eric these past few weeks, and last week Eric put his foot in his mouth and lost a mixed tag team match and now has to be Darren’s tag team partner!
[Cena and his “Chain Gang” enter the ring. Cena calls for a microphone.]
John Cena: Alright, alright, everybody sit down and shut up…. BECAUSE THE CHAMP IS HERE!! That’s right… it’s your hero… your role model… the man you men want to be, the man all of your girlfriends, wives, and daughters of legal age are dreaming of assaulting with hot sex right now…. JOHN CENA!!!
[Cena throws up his “3D” hand signs.]
John Cena: Now, last week… I earned the right to pick an opponent for AJ Styles here tonight….
[Darren steps forward, big grin on his face, nodding.]
John Cena: No, Darren, it isn’t you… nor is it your new tag team partner, Eric Young. I have someone in mind… but I wouldn’t want to ruin the surprise for Styles! You’ll all find out who his opponent is the same time that he does!
I am out here for another reason… and that is because I have another challenger at Wrasslepalooza… and he saw fit to put his hands on me last week. Alberto Del Rio… I’m calling you out right now!
[There is a dramatic pause before…]
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[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEP]
[An expensive car drives up at the side of the ramp. Alberto Del Rio steps out, smiling. He makes his way to the bottom of the ramp and looks up in the ring at the three men. He wags his index finger in the air, and then looks back up the ramp. Out comes Jonathan Solofa Fatu, followed closely by Mike Knox.]
Emma Dilemma: Well, there you see Jonathan Solofa Fatu, who made his debut last week, bringing along with him The Bearded Behemoth, Mike Knox. He has made it known that his monster is for hire… and that he has a deep respect for Alberto Del Rio!
Tony Gooch: Who DOESN’T have a deep respect for Alberto Del Rio?
[Alberto enters the ring, flanked by Fatu and Knox. Alberto calls for a microphone, which he receives.]
Alberto Del Rio: Well, John… here I am. Say what you have to say.
John Cena: You know… I used to respect you… we were both role models to be looked up to. Obviously, I am a much better one than you… but I thought you respected me for it. But no… it turns out you’re just like everyone else! Jealous of my fame, success, and chiseled good looks!
I had told you before… that the main event at Wrasslepalooza should have been just John Cena versus Alberto Del Rio. That AJ Styles was nothing more than a ridiculous third wheel who had no business being anywhere near me. The bit about Styles is still true, but I have changed my mind about you. You do not deserve to be in the same ring as a veritable hero like me, either. A hero does not unjustly attack people from behind!
Emma Dilemma: Like Cena has done to AJ Styles in recent weeks…
Alberto Del Rio: I am not a hero. I AM a role model. Yes, the two are different. A hero sits back, and lets his opportunities pass him by… but you already know… Alberto Del Rio does not let opportunities go by. I set the example that these people should follow. I am an honorable man, yes… but never forget that I am also a dangerous one. I did not become a man perfected by just my good looks alone. I reached out and took what I wanted. Just like I will take the World Heavyweight Championship. [Spanish Goes Here]
John Cena: Ha! What a joke! We all know that you have nothing on the great and powerful John Cena! I always win! Everybody knows that!
Alberto Del Rio: Well, maybe I prove you wrong… and take that belt with me tonight.
[Cena spazzes out and looks like he is spoilin’ for a fight, but instead Darren Young steps forward, grabbing Eric with him. Fatu and Knox also step forward. Darren looks Knox up and down, then points to Eric and tells him to handle this. Eric just looks miserable.
Just then, AJ Styles’ face appears on the tron!]
AJ Styles: Hey… hey John! Alberto! Up here! Now, I hate to interrupt… ah, who am I kidding? I LOVE to interrupt! Because this show needs less of you two mouthing off all the time! Both of you have been coming at me ever since week one here… telling me I didn’t belong… meanwhile I took on all challenges and beat them. Just like I will beat whomever you throw at me later tonight, John. I have been proving myself to these people not by talk, but by action!
And I think maybe… they want to see some action from you guys as well! So I just talked to the Prestons… you know how they are all about business… well I proposed to them that tonight… you six in the ring... face off against each other in a three on three tag team match! They smelled the ratings and guess what? They agreed! And that match? It starts now! Enjoy!
[Styles’ face disappears from the tron. John Cena and Alberto Del Rio are both unhappy men. They are both not dressed to compete.]
Tony Gooch: This is a travesty! You can’t just spring this on Cena and Del Rio like this!
Emma Dilemma: Well, apparently you can! Here comes a referee… and this match is underway! It looks like Eric Young and Jonathan Solofa Fatu will be starting things out here!
Match #1: John Cena, Darren Young, and Eric Young vs. Alberto Del Rio, Jonathan Solofa Fatu, and Mike Knox
[Much to Fatu’s surprise, Eric starts the match off in an aggressive manner. He catches Fatu off guard and pounds away at him.]
Emma Dilemma: Eric Young on fire! Perhaps working out some of his frustrations!
[Eric continues to dominate until Fatu manages to tag in Mike Knox. The Bearded Behemoth immediately turns the match around and dominates. So this match goes. Mike Knox is dominant whenever he is in, while the momentum goes back and forth between everyone else. Alberto and Cena seem to tag in only when the other legal man is down. The end of the match sees things degenerate, as they always must do. Alberto and Fatu clothline Cena to the outside. Darren Young arrives to help. As the four brawl on the outside, the legal men are back to Eric Young and Mike Knox. Knox continues his dominance and manages to connect with the Knox Out and make the one-two-three.]
Emma Dilemma: Ouch! This has just not been Eric Young’s month!
[Fatu, Knox, and Del Rio retreat back up the ramp. Alberto gives the Alberto-Wink. Cena, meanwhile, is fuming at both Darren and Eric. Cena throws his hands in the “forget you” manner and walks out. Darren is conflicted and is looking back and forth to Cena and Eric.]
Emma Dilemma: Perhaps some dissention in the Chain Gang here tonight! Maybe Alberto Del Rio’s team picked up more than just the victory!
Tony Gooch: Alberto may have won the battle, but the war is still to be decided!
Emma Dilemma: Well, don’t go anywhere, because up next… Shelton Benjamin and Douglas Williams, opponents this Sunday, will pick each other’s poison!
[17 Minutes, Winners by Pinfall: Alberto Del Rio, Jonathan Solofa Fatu, and Mike Knox]
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[A video package recapping the events of the Unnamed Title Tournament is shown, with the main focus and hype being put on Shelton and Williams. It ends with the attack by Magnus and Williams last week on Benjamin.]
Emma Dilemma: Welcome back! You just saw there the attack by Magnus last week… well, it is time for Shelton Benjamin to get some retribution!
[Shelton Benjamin’s music hits, and he comes out to a sizeable reaction, wearing a jacket similar to his Team Angle days. He makes his way to the ring and calls for a microphone.]
Shelton Benjamin: Now… I don’t like to “toot my own horn”… but Douglas Williams has been running his mouth about how I “always fall short of greatness”. Williams seems to have forgotten the fact that I am one of the most naturally gifted athletes to ever set foot in the ring. I was a highly accomplished amateur wrestler, a two-time All-American… I could have walked into the 2000 Olympic Games… but I decided instead to follow my dreams into pro wrestling. I may not have achieved all I have wanted to in my career just yet… but here in the UCE, it is a time for new beginnings, and new eras… and the era of The Gold Standard is coming… and the first step is bringing the Unnamed Title… to the United States!
[The fans cheer, because that is where they live. Shelton drops the microphone just as Douglas Williams’ music hits. Williams and Magnus emerge from behind the curtain to boos. Magnus enters the ring as Williams makes his way around the ring to join the announce table.]
Tony Gooch: Douglas! Good to see you! It is an honor and a privilege to have you here with us tonight!
Douglas Williams: Thank you, Tony. Always a pleasure.
Emma Dilemma: So, I guess you’re here to scout your opponent for this Sunday!
Douglas Williams: And the American education system produces yet another Sherlock Holmes. Give the lady a prize. You know, I heard Benjamin’s words just a moment ago… really pathetic. Talking about things that happened years ago… what has he done lately?
Emma Dilemma: Well… with all due respect… what have YOU done lately?
Douglas Williams: How about making The Great Khali tap out? Beating Rhyno? Meanwhile, Benjamin struggled to make it this far.
Match #2: Shelton Benjamin vs. Magnus
[During the affair, Williams does his best to mock Benjamin while putting over Magnus. Benjamin dominates the early going, before Magnus manages to take control. Magnus can’t put Benjy away, though, and eventually Shelton makes the big comeback. It is starting to look like Magnus is in big trouble. At this point Douglas Williams throws down his headset and gets up on the apron, looking to distract the ref and Shelton both. HOWEVER! Just then, Hernandez appears from nowhere (or, more likely, the crowd) and yanks Williams off the apron, grabs his neck and tosses him with a Crackerjack. While all this was happening, Magnus was loading his fist with a pair of brass knuckles! However, Shelton dodges his punch and connects with the Paydirt outta nowhere! The pin is made! One! Twoooooooo! Three!]
Emma Dilemma: And Shelton Benjamin has done it! Despite both Magnus’ and Douglas Williams’ best efforts!
Tony Gooch: With an assist from Hernandez! He has no business being out here!
[9 Minutes, Winner by Pinfall: Shelton Benjamin]
[Shelton calls for a microphone.]
Shelton Benjamin: Hey… Doug… I see you’ve already met your opponent for tonight… The Supermex…. HERNANDEZ!!!
Emma Dilemma: Oh my! Douglas Williams versus Hernandez! The man whose heritage he insulted, calling him nothing but a thug!
Match #3: Hernandez vs. Douglas Williams
[Shelton grabs a seat at the announce table for the match. He is a bit more fair in his commentary, acknowledging that Williams has talent but the wrong attitude. Hernandez dominates much of the opening of the match. Williams is able to turn it around though, and begins to take control… only for Hernandez to squash it with a big boot. More stuff happens, and eventually Williams takes control with a well-placed thumb into the eye. Williams ends up hitting the Chaos Theory on the big man for the 1-2-3.]
Tony Gooch: INCREDIBLE! What a move! That is what you have to look forward to this Sunday, Shelton!
Shelton Benjamin: Well, that was impressive, no doubt about it. This Sunday I’m just going to have to be MORE impressive.
[Shelton takes off the headset and golf claps for Douglas Williams. Williams smirks and talks trash.]
[10 Minutes, Winner by Pinfall: Douglas Williams]
Emma Dilemma: Well folks, don’t go anywhere, because up next it’s Christian hosting The Peep Show… with special guests Rhino… AND James Storm!
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[Christian walks down the ramp and into the ring, where the set to The Peep Show is already set up. Christian grabs a microphone.]
Christian: Greetings to all the inhabitants of Peepsville, USA! It is time for yet another edition of the critically acclaimed Peep Show! Now live in the UCE! Where I’m not going to mince any words… no… we’re going to get straight down to business. I’d like to call out my “good friend”… Rhino!!
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[Rhino comes charging down the ramp, and slides into the ring. He glares at Christian.]
Christian: Simmer down, simmer down… this is a talk show, I would hate to see it turn into violence. Besides, if anyone has the right to be angry… it’s me. Week one. I face you one on one. You beat me after James Storm hits me over the head with a beer bottle.
Rhino: I already told you… I didn’t know about that…
Christian: Right, right… which lead to you fighting Storm the next week. He beat you via questionable methods and was about to hit you with the beer bottle… when I come to the rescue, being the great friend that I am. But you deck me!
Rhino: I couldn’t see. Storm had blinded me.
Christian: Well then what is your excuse for last week, then, huh? James Storm looks like he is going to interfere… I come out to stop him… and then you attack me!
Rhino: I didn’t ask for your help. I could have handled Storm myself, and still won that match and gone on to win the Unnamed Title!
Christian: You didn’t have to ask for my help, because friends help friends! They don’t take advantage of them when they are down and out! We all know that if Storm didn’t bash me over the head in that first week, it would have been ME fighting in the finals of the Unnamed Title tournament!
Rhino: I would have GORED you with or without Storm!
[Rhino and Christian go nose to nose. Christian backs away.]
Christian: Now hold on… hold on here… it seems to me we’re missing one element in all this… the third man in our little triple threat match at Wrasslepalooza… the man who started this whole thing… James Storm! So if the “cowboy” isn’t too busy, I’d like to call him out here too!
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[James Storm comes sauntering down the ramp, taking swigs of beer from his bottle. Storm gets into the ring and does not look troubled or bothered at all being in there with two people who hate him.]
Christian: Storm… for weeks now you have been in both Rhino and mine’s business… driving this wedge between us. So far you have refused all opportunities to explain your actions… but this is the Peep Show… and I will get answers… one way OR ANOTHER!!!
James Storm: Well… it ain’t too complicated… y’see… I just seen how you two were all buddy buddy with each other again… and I wanted to take that away. Why? *swig of beer* Just for the hell of it, I suppose. Thought it’d be a laugh. But Christian… it ain’t me who claimed to be your friend. I’m just… an outside force… everything Rhino here has done, is still entirely on his shoulders. Maybe he’s finally tired of sitting back and seeing his friend get all the fame and glory, while he struggles to get by. Or maybe… just maybe… he remembers how you’ve stabbed him in the back before, and this time he wants to drive in the knife before you get the chance. Maybe the reason you’re so mad is because you were getting ready to shank Rhino, but didn’t get the chance because of me!
[Rhino flips over a chair]
Rhino: Enough of this talk!!
Christian: I thought I told you to simmer down… I said I didn’t want my show to degrade into violence…. But who am I kidding?
[Christian punches James Storm into Rhino. Rhino punches him. They then both clothline him over the ropes. Christian and Rhino then go nose to nose and have a staring contest.]
James Storm: Hey! Hey! This ain’t over tonight! I know we’re set to face off against each other on Sunday… but how about if we have ourselves a little tag team match tonight? Rhino and Christian versus me and a partner!
[Christian and Rhino look at each other, and slowly nod.]
Christian: You know what? Bring it on! Who’s your partner, huh? Far as I know, no one can stand you!
James Storm: Huh. Well gee… I guess you’re right… Looks to me like I got a problem…
[Storm looks behind him up the ramp…]
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Emma Dilemma: I-Is that who I think it is?!
Tony Gooch: I don’t know. I can’t read minds. Who do you think it is?
Emma Dilemma: That’s Tomko!
Tony Gooch: Yes. It is who you think it is, then. Very good.
Emma Dilemma: What’s he doing here? And with James Storm? Tomko, a former associate, former problem solver, for Christian! Christian looks shocked and confused at this development though!
Match #4: Rhino and Christian vs. James Storm and Tomko
[Rhino and Xtian start off quite gingerly, but as the match goes on, they seem to tag in and out more frequently. Tomko is dominant, and does most of the work for his team. The end of the match sees the match breakdown as tag team matches inevitably do. In the end, Rhino inadvertently GORES Christian. Tomko boots Rhino over the top rope and James Storm picks up the pinfall.]
[11 Minutes, Winner by Pinfall: James Storm and Tomko]
Emma Dilemma: Well, Rhino and Christian had an impressive showing… and just as they seemed to be getting on the same page… Rhino accidentally gored Christian!
Tony Gooch: Accident! Ha! He did it on purpose! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... And so forth.
Emma Dilemma: Well, this Sunday it is going to be Christian versus Rhino versus that Insidious Instigator, James Storm.
Tony Gooch: Nice alliteration.
Emma Dilemma: Thanks.
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[Backstage, Gail Kim, Awesome Kong, and A.J. can be seen walking down the halls. Awesome Kong seems to be carrying two buckets. A.J. is carrying a black bag of some kind.]
Emma Dilemma: Oh no… it’s The Movement… and they seem to be headed this way…
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